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SportsRe: Nigeria Beats Morocco 6-1 To Qualify For 2017 FIFA Beach Soccer World Cup by slap1(m): 9:29am On Dec 18, 2016
Next thing they'll be protesting for their allowances.
PropertiesRe: Uncompleted 2-storey Building Collapses In Ikeja, Lagos (PHOTOS) by slap1(m): 8:55am On Dec 18, 2016
Penny wise...
CareerRe: What Has Been Your Biggest Career Mistake? by slap1(m): 8:53am On Dec 18, 2016
Not pursuing my passion for writing early enough...it affected my consistency, but I am working on it.
RomanceRe: The little things that matter a lot in a relationship by slap1(m): 11:57am On Dec 17, 2016
mamatayour:
that day go come and nothing dey happen. Summon courage bro cry cry
Ayaff console myself. sad
LiteratureRe: To Participants: Was Etisalat Flash Fiction A Fair Competition by slap1(m): 7:49am On Dec 17, 2016
It was not set up to be fair. It is more of a popularity contest than a literary award. I think the organizers of that award are more interested in the followership and traffic the award would attract to their social media sites.

No serious literary prize is thrown open to be decided by the uninitiated. I have better things to do than submit my work for that taunt of creative industry. The first time I did (and was shortlisted) was from sheer curiosity. That award is a mockery of literature.
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RomanceRe: The little things that matter a lot in a relationship by slap1(m): 12:52am On Dec 17, 2016
mamatayour:
Na relationship matter full front page. It's okay sha as MMM Don scatter ground make we fall back on baes and boos
14th January 2017, forever on our mind. grin
CelebritiesRe: Laura Ikeji Is Engaged To Ogbonna Kanu (Photos) by slap1(m): 12:47am On Dec 17, 2016
Kanu's younger brother looks actually older than Kanu... Or is it my screen resolution?
TravelRe: DANA Airline Conveys Passengers From Lagos To Abuja Leaving Their Luggage Behind by slap1(m): 4:42pm On Dec 16, 2016
COOLDK:
This can only happen in Nigeria.
That was how that yeye Discovery airline door opened the other day while taxing to the runway after boarding, all they could told us is they forgot to switch off the emergency button (this was swept under the carpet) what if it happens mid-air?
For real? Jeez! shocked
PoliticsRe: Nigerians Are Unfair To Buhari, Says El-rufai by slap1(m): 9:42am On Dec 16, 2016
Every complaint by Buharists is always supported by fall in oil prices. They came with nothing new.
PoliticsRe: Crude Oil Discovered In Borno State....... FG by slap1(m): 9:28am On Dec 16, 2016
carmag:
It will be a well come development in as much as the oil blocks are owned by people from the south to strengthen the spirit of one Nigerianes









January 14th 2017 still on our mind


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Mavrodian. I sight you. grin
PoliticsRe: Fayose Storms Zenith Bank To Withdraw Money by slap1(m): 5:24pm On Dec 15, 2016
Onye show! grin
CelebritiesRe: Prince Eke & Muma G Marriage Crashes? Eke Accuses Her Of Flirting With Men(pics) by slap1(m): 8:29pm On Dec 14, 2016
Celebrity marriages.. .

LiteratureRe: Nneoma Ike-njoku Becomes The Only Nigerian To Win(1million In) Mmfoundation by slap1(m): 6:41am On Dec 14, 2016
Congrats to them all, including Lidudumalingani Mqombothi and Abdul Adan. I love their writing!
LiteratureRe: Nneoma Ike-njoku Becomes The Only Nigerian To Win(1million In) Mmfoundation by slap1(m): 6:39am On Dec 14, 2016
She is not the first Nigerian to win the Miles Morland, please. Get your facts right! Akwaeke Emezi is currently on one. Lalasticlala please take note.
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PhonesRe: What Phone Do You Use And How Long Does The Battery Last. by slap1(m): 6:57am On Dec 13, 2016
Elxandre:
48 hours heavy usage?

you guys can be funny.

no way any device gets past a day with actual heavy usage.
Say what you know. I use a Tecno L8Plus, and he's right.
Foreign AffairsRe: Hilarious Cameroonian Memes Mocking Minister's Handshake With President Biya. by slap1(m): 11:19am On Dec 12, 2016
LOL!

I thought only Nigerians have time for stuffs like this! Thank God my neighbors are away. I'm laughing really hard. This is hilarious!
PoliticsRe: FG Declares Monday Public Holiday To Mark Eid-El-Maulud by slap1(m): 7:30pm On Dec 08, 2016
ammyluv2002:
Oh jeez! See the kind speed I take open this thread with smiles all over my face grin cheesy grin grin
Hahahaha! I'm telling you! I thought we'd ran out of public holidays for the year. Thank God for Prophet Muhammad . grin
LiteratureRe: Etisalat Flash Fiction 2016 Shortlist- Top 50( Nairalanders Rep us wella) by slap1(m): 8:53am On Dec 07, 2016
This shows that people are losing interest in the popularity contest that this prize is. Last year, with over a thousand votes, I could not make the Top 50. Now people are making it with a few hundred votes.
Christianity EtcRe: Shiloh 2016 Opening Ceremony: 'My Case Is Different' - Live Updates by slap1(m): 8:45am On Dec 07, 2016
alaura:
Morning session is 7am -10:30am. Then specialized classes for healing and deliverance, mother of nations, etc is from 1pm to 3 pm. Then business summit and youth alive holds 3-5pm at the same time. Evening session is from 7-10:30pm
Thank you.
Christianity EtcRe: Shiloh 2016 Opening Ceremony: 'My Case Is Different' - Live Updates by slap1(m): 6:18am On Dec 07, 2016
Please who knows the time for the morning, afternoon and evening sessions? I need to make out time for at least one session daily.
PoliticsRe: Recession: African Development Bank Approves $600m Loan To Support Nigeria.. by slap1(m): 8:17am On Dec 06, 2016
Half of the money will be used to look for oyel in the barren land of the northeast.
PoliticsRe: Photos Of Buratai With Governor Okorocha In Owerri by slap1(m): 6:19pm On Dec 05, 2016
So that's why they were disturbing traffic upandan inside Owerri today? Mtscheeew!
PoliticsRe: Umahi Announces 13th Month Salary Bonus For Workers by slap1(m): 11:34am On Dec 05, 2016
ammyluv2002:
13th month salary bonus dey sweet die.....Kudos Mr Governor
I tell you. grin I'm expecting mine. From the private sector though.
PoliticsRe: Unremitted N450bn: EFCC To Grill Jonathan’s Ex-ministers, Perm Secs by slap1(m): 9:00am On Dec 05, 2016
What has been done with the remitted ones? Same old story everyday. A new chewing stick to keep the zombies busy.
RomanceRe: My Fiancee Is All About Money And Fast Foods.. Pls Advise by slap1(m): 12:19am On Dec 05, 2016
gedtalks:
Thanks bro.. but she calls me often on phone.. and feels bad when I don't call.
Yawns.
CareerRe: My Former Employer Is Yet To Remit My 23 Months Pension Fund To My RSA. by slap1(m): 12:16am On Dec 05, 2016
Satioshi:
If you are still below 50 and have exited your job, you have to wait for four months to be able to access 25% of your total balance. You would require an exit letter( depending on the mode of exit, an acceptance of resignation or termination letter), a birth certificate or age declaration, valid means of ID, 1 passport photo and the details of your bank account.

If however you are 50 and above, you apply immediately after retirement and get the total value if your balance is 550, 000 or less, it is called Enbloc.Where it is more than that,you apply for Programmes withdrawal. A lump sum of between 25%-50% is paid based on a caluculation using factors like age, sex (hypothetical life expectancy of 82 for males and 84 for females) and the last salary before retirement. The rest is paid monthly. You can also opt for Annuity which is offered by life Insurers.
Wow! Thanks!
CareerRe: My Former Employer Is Yet To Remit My 23 Months Pension Fund To My RSA. by slap1(m): 9:47am On Dec 04, 2016
Satioshi:
Very correct. The PFAs do not have the powers to compel defaulting employers to pay.The Commission has a compliance department that compels them to pay not only the deducted contributions but also a penalty of 2% of the deducted sum to the RSA(Retirement savings account) holder for every 14 days it is withheld after deduction and 1% of the same amount to the Commission. So you and your colleagues should write a letter to the Commission and send it via email on info@Pencom.gov.ng or submit it at the South West regional office at 88A Oduduwa Crescent, Ikeja Lagos or call 08055998808. Remember to attach your RSA statements and appointment and exit letters as proof of the under-remittance.
I have some money in my RSA account. Do you know when I'll be eligible to access the money and how to go about it?
PoliticsRe: Governor Ayade Pays December Salary by slap1(m): 11:13pm On Dec 02, 2016
I don't need this type of of money abeg. God forbid! If the money finishes before 25th nko? Na to PH with the money sure pass!
CelebritiesRe: Soso Soberekon Beats Desmond Ike, & Harrysong's Crew(Photos) by slap1(m): 4:20pm On Dec 02, 2016
Ndi ara
CrimeRe: Guy Shot Dead At Imsu Junction, Owerri (Graphic Photo) by slap1(m): 9:44pm On Nov 29, 2016
Did they shoot down his trousers?
Technology MarketRe: Syinix Home Appliance Official Thread by slap1(m): 2:29pm On Nov 29, 2016
Ayph:
Hi All,

Is the brand durable? For an unknown brand as this, its essential to know if one would a good product and a warranty. Also, whats the price for a 32'' LED TV?

I'll appreciate a quick response cc slap1, gonaij, cakewalker, syinix, DonZizzy, thatbiggirl.

Thanks.
I don't know of the price, but I'm sure it had a good warranty and after-sales service by CarlCare.
PoliticsRe: MKO Abiola’s Grave 18 Years After (Photos) by slap1(m): 9:15am On Nov 28, 2016
Waste of time, T-shirts and data.

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