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Education › Re: ABC Of Common Errors And Mistakes In English by slap1(m): 2:42pm On Oct 11, 2010
@Shadrach77. Thanks for the contribution.@Ileke-Idi. I use the 7th edition of the Oxford Advanced Learner's Dictionary. It says I'm correct.
Education › Re: ABC Of Common Errors And Mistakes In English by slap1(m): 1:38pm On Oct 11, 2010
parki:
nobody cares about english abeg. you guys should get on with something else.
Speak for yourself, dude. You sound like you just lost a job. Did you?
Politics › Re: Osisikankwu, Leader Of Aba-based Kidnap Gang, Declared Wanted by slap1(op): 1:28pm On Oct 11, 2010
Kobojunkie:
His godfathers? You are being told here that he is the godfather . . . . which I seriously doubt.
I share your doubts, Kobo. Even Osama Bin Laden did not work alone. My conjecture is that Osisi was given an option to talk and die or walk away, and he chose the later. Osisi is an illiterate without half the brain required to trick our military, as inexperienced as they may appear. A more powerful force is aiding and abetting this guy!
Politics › Re: Osisikankwu, Leader Of Aba-based Kidnap Gang, Declared Wanted by slap1(op): 1:14pm On Oct 11, 2010
asha 80:
Slap1 why do you feel stone being in police custody is bad news?
My fear is he could finally walk away, alive! Like EzeUche, I envisaged jungle justice.
Politics › Re: Nigeria: Third Fastest Growing Economy In The World - Imf by slap1(m): 11:57am On Oct 11, 2010
I'd rather prefer we become the Third Fastest Developing Country.
Education › Re: ABC Of Common Errors And Mistakes In English by slap1(m): 11:44am On Oct 11, 2010
The bill must be settled as at when due.[/b]
For this I'd rather write: The bill must be settled in due course.
Education › Re: ABC Of Common Errors And Mistakes In English by slap1(m): 11:40am On Oct 11, 2010
denzel2009:
There is nothing like This is very unique

This is Unique.
But my dictionary says otherwise, sir.
Education › Re: ABC Of Common Errors And Mistakes In English by slap1(m): 10:11am On Oct 11, 2010
ola olabiy:
^^
OK.

POSERS.


This is very unique.

He is the worsiest enemy of the country.

The bill must be settled as at when due.


Please, tell us if they are correct or wrong.

If incorrect, what part (s) is/are incorrect.
The first poser is correct. However, it is not in every case that the adjectives 'very' and 'unique' go together. They may only be used when 'unique' is used to describe something VERY SPECIAL OR UNUSUAL. E.g: She has a very unique voice. This is MY own answer, I may not be totally correct.
Romance › Re: Are These Signs Of Cheating? by slap1(m): 6:19am On Oct 11, 2010
Ask her questions. If she gets annoyed, start making arrangements for a Plan B.
Politics › Re: Police Stop Ibb’s Rally by slap1(m): 6:10am On Oct 11, 2010
The anti-GEJ group will surely smell a rat.
Politics › Re: Nairaland Investigators Can You Solve The Mystery Of The Bombings? by slap1(m): 5:47am On Oct 11, 2010
The case is not a mystery. Okah, GEJ and, lately, Falana, should know those behind the blast. We need them to speak, and lucidly, too. Especially Mr. Okah.
Politics › Re: Okah. Femi Falana Knows Jonathan’a Associates Who Called Me. by slap1(m): 5:42am On Oct 11, 2010
^But you're insinuating he has a hand in it hence his decision to stay away. I think we should focus on the principal characters, GEJ and Okah, for now. Bear in mind that I'm pro-GEJ, before you start getting ideas.
Politics › Re: Osisikankwu, Leader Of Aba-based Kidnap Gang, Declared Wanted by slap1(op): 5:02am On Oct 11, 2010
And the guy is from Ugwuadi village. The papers keep printing Ugwuati.
Politics › Re: Osisikankwu, Leader Of Aba-based Kidnap Gang, Declared Wanted by slap1(op): 5:00am On Oct 11, 2010
TewMuch:
grin grin grin grin grin. She always posted on nairaland like she was talking from the forest or a hideout. She never changed the username, as i have seen all forms and styles of spelling Osisi because of her. What does the name mean? Sounds very manly for a woman. Or maybe Mr. Osisi is a nairalander. grin grin cheesy
Osisi means tree, wood, plank, etc. Osisi-ka-Nkwu means the tree that is taller than the palm tree.And no, he can't be on NL. I doubt he has an e-mail addy. Even if he has he looks the type that pays N100 to café operators to check/send mails for him.
chyz:
I agree. i remember typing something on here one time and almost they exact thing that i type was in one of the articles.was crazy. that was when i had my old ID "One 1" before i got banned for being Igbo. grin
Lol.
Politics › Re: Okah. Femi Falana Knows Jonathan’a Associates Who Called Me. by slap1(m): 4:49am On Oct 11, 2010
koruji:
No, there is no such constitutional provision, but a man of his stature must surely have a good reason for staying away from celebrating Nigeria's independence - it was surely not the extravagance of the occasion!
I'm anti-IBB but don't you think your imagination is running well ahead of you? IBB didn't attend for reasons best known to him. Didn't they say he has a bad leg or something? He could have used that as an excuse. Again, if he masterminded the blast, it wouldn't have stopped him from coming because he would have known where and when the bombs would go off. Let's leave the man to nurse his dying leg and beam the light of our curiosity on GEJ and Henry Okah.
Politics › Re: Osisikankwu, Leader Of Aba-based Kidnap Gang, Declared Wanted by slap1(op): 9:49pm On Oct 10, 2010
@ slap1, was this guy a member of the now disbanded bakassi boyz?
Nope. He was a hunter in his village and was allegedly a foot soldier of Ateke Tom.
Beaf:
What about his protege, Stone?
I hear stone's in police custody. Now that's bad news as far I'm concerned.
Romance › Re: Who's your Crush by slap1(m): 9:33pm On Oct 10, 2010
Omolola1:
Absolutely nothing! The last time he came to c my dad, he gave me a peck on the cheek! I almost melted.
Aww nne m. And 190 is here chasing girls with his Mr Corkish animations and e-ego while RMD don collect peck already. @ lorla, don't u tink RMD could be on NL?
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Odunnu Please Read Dis by slap1(m): 9:12pm On Oct 10, 2010
190 if these are your assets, you should be relaxing on a nice couch, reading Forbes, Financial Times or Wall Street Journal, not being on NL. You've added lying to womanizing so your chances are getting slimer.
Question: who can die for Odunnu among the contestants?
You're writing in French, make it English so I'd understand.
Politics › Osisikankwu, Leader Of Aba-based Kidnap Gang, Declared Wanted by slap1(op): 8:52pm On Oct 10, 2010
Osisikankwu Declared Wanted By Abia State Government

It started as  rumour but has been announced on the state-owned BCA radio. He is the leader of the kidnap gang that terrorize(d?) Aba. His boys have either been caught, killed or are in hiding. His picture and other relevant details should be in tomorrow's papers, hopefully. Kudos to the Nigerian military. I hope they face the 'agberos' next, and stop collecting N20.

Education › Re: ABC Of Common Errors And Mistakes In English by slap1(m): 8:25pm On Oct 10, 2010
Awww, I was late! * saunters away thinking, "I'd have gotten it anyway"*
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Odunnu Please Read Dis by slap1(m): 7:33pm On Oct 10, 2010
See GB102. I got this from the FBI and CIA. I rest my case!

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Odunnu Please Read Dis by slap1(m): 7:11pm On Oct 10, 2010
GB102:
omo nd 190 i can b dat lame backside virgin caled madukaele. I fuk everytin hole even pothole. Dont mistak me with him i beg.
That settles it! You're too wild and weird for Odunnu. She needs guys like me (hopefullllly). Do you need Weird MC's number?
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Odunnu Please Read Dis by slap1(m): 7:00pm On Oct 10, 2010
GB102:
odunnu u r d treasur dat i seek, u r close 2 me yet i didnt see it, d luv dat i seek 4 many yrs was right beside me yet i couldnt see it. I luv u dear
Your bad. I saw her even when she was far away. And even if she agrees you might still be looking for her because you don't see! Go see T.B Joshua first. And 190, too, for the rabbies you got from Mr Cork's dogs!
Romance › Re: Are You A Ride Or Die Romantic Chick? by slap1(m): 6:46pm On Oct 10, 2010
Mr Cork don kil wit lafta! Chei! Tears don finis 4 ma eyez. Queen abeg agree for Mr Cork, he has even posted his picture and real name, PRINCE! Wetin remain?
Romance › Re: How To Handle Online Romance by slap1(m): 6:32pm On Oct 10, 2010
Maybe I should take online dating serious, since I don't have the liver time for real life dating.
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: How Can I Declear My Undiehn Luv 4 Odunnu? by slap1(m): 6:17pm On Oct 10, 2010
am ready 2 do anything 2 hv u as d mother of my kids.
Including rap€?
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Odunnu Please Read Dis by slap1(m): 6:11pm On Oct 10, 2010
Sorry bro, the short listed candidates have been sent to Seun is this order of preference: Slap1, Chamotex and Tkb. Once again, sorry sir. Accept my sympathy.
Education › Re: ABC Of Common Errors And Mistakes In English by slap1(m): 5:58pm On Oct 10, 2010
If what I don't want to think of is actually happening on this sacred thread then . . . I'd just grab Odunnu and um . . . yeah, Ileke-Idi, for the sake of EzeUche my brother, and then lock this thread!
Romance › Re: If She Is Only Your Girlfriend, You Don’t Own Her. So Stop Claiming Her by slap1(m): 2:26pm On Oct 10, 2010
[quote author=Inked_Nerd link=topic=527820.msg6906331#msg6906331 date=1286607975]
I beg to differ MrPrsdent. I actually like what he wrote.



Orikinla, as young woman I'd like to thank you very much much for posting this.
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ThoniaSlim:
Makes a whole lot of sense!
Okay na. Try doing strong-head for your boxer boyfriends. Na broom and parker dem go carry park una!
Celebrities › Re: I Need Another Man To Lean On -Eucharia Anunobi by slap1(m): 1:57pm On Oct 10, 2010
When some women remain single at her age, they'll replace the punctuation marks with God. God this, God that, God. . . hold up! Where the hell have you kept God all these while? Now He's your everything. From your food, powder, perfume and comb, to your bleaching cream, roll-on, after-shave, etc. Abeg go find chair! Very soon you go open church.

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