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Education › Re: ABC Of Common Errors And Mistakes In English by slap1(m): 7:44am On Oct 07, 2010
ola olabiy:
POSER!


Night vigil

Correct?

Incorrect?

Contextual?

Please, let's know.
I believe that with vigil, night has no business coming up, as vigil entails being awake at night to pray, watch over a sick one, etc. E.g: His body is getting hotter, I will keep vigil to monitor it.
Culture › Re: What Part Of Igboland Are You From. by slap1(m): 9:59pm On Oct 06, 2010
[quote author=Inked_Nerd link=topic=525285.msg6884082#msg6884082 date=1286341837]Imo State grin[/quote]Which part of Imo State are you from?
Health › Re: Joy of Parenthood by slap1(m): 9:49pm On Oct 06, 2010
Go to Laboratory church of God.
Politics › Re: Police Shut Thisday Newspapers by slap1(m): 8:43pm On Oct 06, 2010
edoyad:
Let me guess , gej made orji file a law suit a few years back in anticipation of this. This Goodluck na evil, predictive genius.
lol.
Politics › Re: Police Shut Thisday Newspapers by slap1(m): 7:29pm On Oct 06, 2010
Breaking News: 400 die of lead poisoning. Some people will also say : ah, GEJ. Haba!
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: 190 Vs Omolola Relationship Gone Wrong? by slap1(m): 7:08pm On Oct 06, 2010
Mr Cork's grammar is getting better, I bet he's drunk.
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: 190 Vs Omolola Relationship Gone Wrong? by slap1(m): 5:40pm On Oct 06, 2010
tkb417:
speak english

what are u saying?
Meaning: Girl you are strong and also sharp!
Romance › Re: Should You Give Him An Ultimatum? by slap1(m): 5:23pm On Oct 06, 2010
I think the question carries its answer. But no, no ultimata.
Education › Re: ABC Of Common Errors And Mistakes In English by slap1(m): 5:09pm On Oct 06, 2010
koastar:
The correct word is "it's" or it is
I meant to add it to Ola's sentence, "It seems rude", so as to get: "It seems rude but is actually not". Is it still wrong? Thanks.
Nairaland General › Re: Which Of The Following Nairalanders Have The Sharpest Minds? by slap1(m): 4:20pm On Oct 06, 2010
Omo ibo, I got the first "no vex", you need not repeat it. We all have our toes stepped on as much as we step on other toes, so why let your conscience disturb you so? Enjoy your day.
Romance › Re: Some Girls And Their Armpit Hairs. by slap1(op): 3:14pm On Oct 06, 2010
tpiah:
actually, your question makes you seem female because it's usually women who emphasize these things.

men's own na bosoms or no bosoms, yansh or no yansh, etc.

not do women shave their armpit hair.

do you hang out with girls a lot?
No, girls hang out with me a lot. (no joke intended).
TV/Movies › Re: Nollywood Now Second Largest Movie Industry In The World by slap1(m): 2:59pm On Oct 06, 2010
Youngichou:
@porter shouldnt you be ashamed posting this here? After all those crap motions, you still have the gods to put this here. Truly speaking i dont blame you.
Rubbish !
Chairman easy. The poster did not rate them, you know?
TV/Movies › Re: Nollywood Now Second Largest Movie Industry In The World by slap1(m): 2:39pm On Oct 06, 2010
tpiah:
by now we should be aiming for quality in addition to quantity.
We are the Giant of Africa and the most populous black nation, yet we have no second-hand value. We're just like Methuselah whose only 'achievement' was being the oldest man in the bible without nothing significant to show for it. Then look at King Josiah. Jimoh Ibrahim buys dead companies and makes them breath again. If he buys a company like Nigeria, his name will be Sorry.
TV/Movies › Re: Nollywood Now Second Largest Movie Industry In The World by slap1(m): 2:29pm On Oct 06, 2010
Hmm, so many national embarrassment on our Golden Jubilee.
Education › Re: ABC Of Common Errors And Mistakes In English by slap1(m): 2:21pm On Oct 06, 2010
ola olabiy:
I WILL NEVER EXAMINE NAIRALANDERS' POSTS AGAIN. NEVER!


It seems rude.
But is ACTUALLY NOT. However if you won't correct my errors in other threads, do so in this thread. I, Slap1 Nwaigwe, will be visiting this thread 'recklessly'. I'd even give you 'assignments' when (if?) need be. You're priceless, oh yeah.
Education › Re: ABC Of Common Errors And Mistakes In English by slap1(m): 1:47pm On Oct 06, 2010
ola olabiy:
Thanks for those names, slap1. What about Mike Awoyinfa, Duro Onabule and those guys (reporters) at TELL, TheNews, etc.

Opilogue (TELL), yah man. Brilliant guys.
Yeah, the etc is in their respect, including Dele Giwa. Great people.
Romance › Re: I'm Falling Inlove by slap1(m): 12:58pm On Oct 06, 2010
190:
^^
thats the most sincere statement uve ever made in your NL stay ever! grin grin
190 wetin I do you? Did I pour sand into you and Omolola's garri? Thanks all the same.
Nairaland General › Re: Which Of The Following Nairalanders Have The Sharpest Minds? by slap1(m): 12:49pm On Oct 06, 2010
OMO IBO:
LMAO
Slap, what exactly do you write??
If using the word 'insultive' is the only place you found me wanting then I'd soon be a Professor of English at Oxford. Have you heard of the word 'edit' or 'editor' before? Even Soyinka and Achebe have their works edited before they're published. James Patterson is the current highest paid author in the world, yet he has a TEAM that helps him WRITE, BEFORE the editors begin their work. It is out of the years of self-discipline and the knowlege of who I am that will make me not to use foul language against you. Thanks.
Romance › Re: I'm Falling Inlove by slap1(m): 11:03am On Oct 06, 2010
Don't fall in love, Godmother, you'll soon fall out. Grow in love. Best wishes.
Romance › Re: Some Girls And Their Armpit Hairs. by slap1(op): 10:55am On Oct 06, 2010
How did you know?
Education › Re: ABC Of Common Errors And Mistakes In English by slap1(m): 10:52am On Oct 06, 2010
@Ola, please will you bear the burden of correcting the errors in any of my posts henceforth, including this one? Thanks.
Education › Re: ABC Of Common Errors And Mistakes In English by slap1(m): 10:47am On Oct 06, 2010
davidylan:
We have papers and magazines in common. I read papers too as a kid but only on weekends. I remember my saddest weekend mornings where those my dad refused to buy any papers. He mostly bought because of me at a point. . . i used to go pick my choice and everyone would have to read it. It was always punch and vanguard, maybe Guardian sometimes.

A lot of the folks you mention up there were mostly opinion writers . . . fantastic guys!
My day is not complete without reading. For Newswatch magazine I love reading Dan Agbese, Niyi Osundare, Mike Akpan, Ray Ekpu, Soji Akinrinade (now where is this guy? ), etc. I also read Dare Babarinsa, Dele Omotunde's Opilogue (creativity extraordinaire), Steve Nwosu, Simon Kolawole, Azu Ishiekwe, Louis Odion, etc.
Romance › Re: Can You Trust Something That Bleeds For 5 Days & Does't Die? by slap1(m): 8:57am On Oct 06, 2010
[quote author=★★★★ link=topic=526066.msg6884743#msg6884743 date=1286351365]undecided undecided

why are you all getting worked up ? cant you all see the joke in the statement and move on  huh[/quote]The replies are mostly aimed at comedy, so the import is not totally lost on us.
Romance › Re: Some Girls And Their Armpit Hairs. by slap1(op): 8:49am On Oct 06, 2010
madlady:
Actually no sarcasm was intended AT ALL.  angry

I only replied on your thread because you  are one of the guys who are normally quite understanding.
Ok, thanks. I think I'm flattered. . .
Romance › Re: Can You Trust Something That Bleeds For 5 Days & Does't Die? by slap1(m): 8:41am On Oct 06, 2010
On a second thought your friend could be a confirmed homo!
Romance › Re: Can You Trust Something That Bleeds For 5 Days & Does't Die? by slap1(m): 8:38am On Oct 06, 2010
And that friend of yours came out via the bleeding 'port'? He should grab a rope and do justice to himself!

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