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Romance › Re: Some Girls And Their Armpit Hairs. by slap1(op): 8:31am On Oct 06, 2010
madlady:
Actually I saw that you did not condemn it, you just stated your preference.
. . .Neither did I state my preference. ( I get your sarcasm, though).
Nairaland General › Re: Which Of The Following Nairalanders Have The Sharpest Minds? by slap1(m): 8:01am On Oct 06, 2010
semid4lyfe:
Hehehe. . .see as this one dey fear. Hin don apologize even before im talk sef. Sagamite, you are truly GREAT! grin grin
No be na wa, na real wa! Even a dog does not fawn upon it's master like this.

Sagamite, it's time you open a church to propagate your gospel of "sagamuism" and start collecting tithe. You don get enough followers already grin grin
Semid, I don't always come across Sagamite so there's absolutely NOTHING to fear about him. I just showed my respect for the depth he showed in the discourse on Agnostic Deism. It is safe to say that he is good in that area, and probably in few others. We're not all cut out for the same thing. In my area, where I hold forte, he may be far behind. So if I display a high level of intellect in my field and someone appreciates and respects me for that, it is now safe to call them my followers and even liken them to dogs, right? I also have a secret respect for you after you started that thread on how to modify our posts, quote, add colour, etc, from our mobile phones. Now I guess I'm your dog, too, and your follower. If you think respecting people for a particular thing about them you happen to like equals degrading yourself, then you have some maturity issues.
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: 190 Vs Omolola Relationship Gone Wrong? by slap1(m): 7:24am On Oct 06, 2010
^^Don't get all worked up, it's nothing serious. Just catching fun.
Romance › Re: Some Girls And Their Armpit Hairs. by slap1(op): 7:16am On Oct 06, 2010
Some people just see a thread and make up their minds on what to post, even without reading the OP. Nowhere did I CONDEMN armpit hairs. Oh yeah, it's a matter of CHOICE . . .to shave or not to shave, I gerrit! I aske a SIMPLE QUESTION. Why do some people leave theirs unshaved? I don't have a pedigree of SILLY or MISCHIEVIOUS threads.
Romance › Re: Some Girls And Their Armpit Hairs. by slap1(op): 2:39am On Oct 06, 2010
Brownteeth:
What kind of silly thread is this? What about the men, dont they have unkempt airpit hairs? Must it be ladies everytime? @op. If your girlfriend has a bushy airpit it doesnt mean all the girls have bushy armpit too abeg.
And for guys wey Close-up no dey work for their teeth, make dem mix acid, garlic, charcoal and goat urine. E go make Brownteeth WHITE! NB: STAY AWAY FROM KULIKULI.
Celebrities › Re: SOS!prince James Uche aka Odigbo Is Dying by slap1(m): 11:00pm On Oct 05, 2010
Seun biko come this side. James Uche God will never leave you, unlike your 'friends.' Jeez!! Can't believe you've gotten this thin!
Romance › Some Girls And Their Armpit Hairs. by slap1(op): 10:46pm On Oct 05, 2010
Pls I don't mean to start a war, ABEG UNA! But I've noticed that some girls (women) leave the hairs in their armpit to grow as wild as a GRA, Games Reserve Area. I've unfortunately seen a some like that. Please is there a reason for it? Is it now fashionable or sezxy?
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: 190 Vs Omolola Relationship Gone Wrong? by slap1(m): 10:36pm On Oct 05, 2010
Omolola don dey puff na, like say she be hot cake. Abeg commot jor! Wey my Odunnu?
Politics › We Did Not Bomb Abuja -- M E N D. by slap1(op): 10:25pm On Oct 05, 2010
Source: NTA 9pm News.   Some ex-militants today dissociated themselves from the Abuja bomb blast, imploring the government to punish any body or group of persons found guilty of the act. Some of the present ex-militants who spoke out at the state house include Asari Dokubo, Government Ekpemuopolo( Tompolo), Victor Ebikabowei, Farroh, etc. Tompolo declared "I am the owner of MEND". I hope the air has been cleared.
Politics › Re: Cnn Breaking News:Naira Land's Sagamite Charged In Double Homicide! by slap1(m): 10:10pm On Oct 05, 2010
Ok, [s]so it wouldn't be like you've been totally ignored[/s].
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: 190 Vs Omolola Relationship Gone Wrong? by slap1(m): 9:11pm On Oct 05, 2010
Specialist900:
Is that so? That means there is hope for me o.
I've been there b4 u. Both of them pursue me commot.
Education › Re: Anambra Bomb Threat: Count Us Out – Ansu Students by slap1(m): 9:02pm On Oct 05, 2010
Specialist900:
like play like play, strike we thought wouldn't last 2weeks is already nearing 3months.

Absu, if you like call off, nothing concern me again. I don start work already.
Are you in Absu, too?
Nairaland General › Re: Which Of The Following Nairalanders Have The Sharpest Minds? by slap1(m): 6:29pm On Oct 05, 2010
Sagamite:
Not only trumpet o.

I am playing the whole brass band instruments.

It is worthy of playing when compared to those 2.

If my intellect is compared to a footballer, I would control the game to a point I would be heading my own crosses.
Lol, now you must be joking. But seriously you should let people do the trumpet blowing part for you, no? I came across your discourse on agnostic deism several weeks ago and was sincerely mesmerized by the intellectual depth and confidence you brandished so 'recklessly'. Being a writer myself, I stowed away my respect for your intellectual prowess in my mind. Now this, Sagamite, is what I call respect. It is one of the few things you don't seek. It comes to you, you earn it -- like you deservedly earned mine. I believe it's unnatural for you to blow your trumpet, you're were clearly pushed to the wall. Next time you're pushed to the wall, do not rebound. Ignore whoever is pushing you. Sagamite, melt away. . .
Nairaland General › Re: Which Of The Following Nairalanders Have The Sharpest Minds? by slap1(m): 5:26pm On Oct 05, 2010
Sagamite, I don't mean to sound insultive, but don't you think you're kinda blowing your trumpet?
Career › Re: What Is Your Biggest Career Challenge Today? by slap1(m): 5:13pm On Oct 05, 2010
My biggest challenge is the capital to tie some loose ends and finally publish my books.
Politics › Re: Again, Achebe Shuns National Award, As Jonathan Honours Zik, Others by slap1(m): 4:07pm On Oct 05, 2010
[quote author=@labiyemmy link=topic=524243.msg6864687#msg6864687 date=1286063409]who gives a damn? So we should start crying?[/quote]It's a better way to protest, not bombing and kidnapping all over. Isi aki.
Politics › Re: New Bomb Threat In Abuja - Nnpc Building. by slap1(m): 2:00pm On Oct 05, 2010
Rotflmao oo! Fuji House of Commotion, chei !
Politics › Re: Gej Nailed Finally- Okah Spills The Bin! by slap1(m): 1:53pm On Oct 05, 2010
The only fact in this theatre of the absurd is the existence of one liar. The question is: who is the liar? Time will tell.
Politics › Re: Security Agency Blames Rain For Failure To Stop Blasts by slap1(m): 1:31pm On Oct 05, 2010
Rain rain go away, Rain rain go away, come again another day, little children want to play! Msscheww!
Politics › Re: Education: 6-3-3-4 Has Failed – Jonathan by slap1(m): 1:26pm On Oct 05, 2010
This one na Jose Mourinho Champions League formation. Prioritize education and quit talking poo!
Education › Re: Anambra Bomb Threat: Count Us Out – Ansu Students by slap1(m): 1:20pm On Oct 05, 2010
[quote author=mr.official link=topic=525343.msg6879208#msg6879208 date=1286280220]I tell you again, everything is being prolonged. Nigerians are peace loving people. Do the right thing, Nigerian Leaders! It's due!!![/quote]GBAM! GBAM!! Why would universities be closed down for almost 3 months now? Is there actually no money? Are the teachers asking for too much? NO! If the threat is carried out people will rush to blame the students. Nonsense!
Celebrities › Re: SOS!prince James Uche aka Odigbo Is Dying by slap1(m): 1:10pm On Oct 05, 2010
What's his problem? He looks about half his size.
Romance › Re: Will You Date A 20 Years Old? by slap1(m): 1:03pm On Oct 05, 2010
^Then this forum is not for you, go to nigeriavillagesquare.com, datz where your mates are.
Romance › Re: Sex In Dream,please Whats The Cause And The Way Out? by slap1(m): 12:51pm On Oct 05, 2010
Omolola1:
@ Slap 1

grin grin grin grin
I laugh in Spanish

You are very funny
Nor make slap land for your back o!
Sorry ma, na slip of finger. But why u no wear ur wedding ring? Why answering Ms. Lorla na?
Education › Re: Anambra Bomb Threat: Count Us Out – Ansu Students by slap1(m): 12:44pm On Oct 05, 2010
Obi should stop whinning and call off the strike. How can he profess to have made "great strides in education" when the universities' strike just entered the third month? I hope they bomb the Government House!
Celebrities › Re: Lepacious Bose Says - I Am Very Choosy When It Comes To Men by slap1(m): 12:31pm On Oct 05, 2010
Lepacious Bose. . .

Celebrities › Re: Lepacious Bose Says - I Am Very Choosy When It Comes To Men by slap1(m): 12:24pm On Oct 05, 2010
Very thoughtful of her. You know women like staying on top of us these days, so she needs someone like Yokozuna who can weather the storm before she commits murder by compression and suffocation.
Politics › Re: Jonathan Cannot Contest, Says Babangida by slap1(m): 12:13pm On Oct 05, 2010
ferari90:
He can never respect a simple arrangement
He is daft
He is dull
He is insecure
He is inexperienced
He encourages Terrorism
He plays Politics of intimidation and blackmail
He was a thug/militiant
He is very bigoted
He is very wasteful
He dislikes the Unity Nigeria has  enjoyed for over 50 years

All hail the CONFUSED PRESIDENT
JONATHAN
IBB is still a thug. Go drink akamu with watery poo!
Romance › Re: Sex In Dream,please Whats The Cause And The Way Out? by slap1(m): 11:54am On Oct 05, 2010
Omolola, have u left 190? Will you. . .?

Politics › Re: Happy Birthday To Myself by slap1(m): 11:37am On Oct 05, 2010
aisha2:
Thank you my love. Thank you all
Why u no call us your love. Why Jarus?

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