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Thank you, too. Some girls are also annoying. When you send airtime every time they ask of it, they think you are their mugu and gossip with you, when you are actually trying to show you understand how poverty is handling them!

I think NO! If I truly luv her. After all, I should be the only one that sees it.

[quote author=Shy-One link=topic=531927.msg6940632#msg6940632 date=1287076295]I love a man that can cook. It is very sexy, I do agree. I hope my man can cook, I will find out soon. He says he can, but I will taste it.

You know, it is so much fun to even cook together in the kitchen - that is fun and exciting to share that with each other and also trying different recipes together as well.

Men can definitely be masculine in the kitchen - I have always wanted to see a man in the kitchen without a shirt and wearing a chef's hat.[/quote]If you're tasting for the first time, it's adviceable to keep a packet of sugar nearby. Just in case . .

Omolola1:
Lolz

And lolz, too!

Omolola1:
Na lie jor, oya how dem dey pound yam?

how dem dey pound yam? Dem dey pound am na, like yam.

Omolola1:
@Slap, Ok, can u pound yam? and make vegetable wiv crayfish and snails? that trips me a lot

Actually, I started with that, 12 yrs ago. Now I do that with my eyes closed!

Omolola1:
@Slap, Wetin u fit cook? no be say u go dey slap pot?

lol. Whichever way, I get it done. And nicely, too.

Omolola1:
Sure, it trips me!

I'm that man ladies, start tripping! 190 can only boil water!

chines4:
Until Osisi Ka Nkwu is arrested am not travelling to Abia State Aba in particular, shikana

I don't think that guy is still in Abia. My theory is he struck a deal with the governor and left, I have my reasons.

Odunnu:
Slap1,you sound like you are talking with tongue in your cheek.
I believe whatever you say about,i'l rather read your 'eyewitness' account than read paper. So,whats the situation like in Aba?

Schools and banks are open. The town is relatively livelier, but I think 40% of the people that fled are yet to return.

Me likey! These NL girls won't see this. When 190 and Mr Cork breaks their heart they'd look for a rope.

Stop complaining, your guy will come. If you are a desperado, desperadoes will come for u.

Front page topic! Yes! I ain't gotta problem.

See Mr Cork. You're really strong like bull. Welcome, sir! So many light skin babe that gots nyansh waiting. But sadly they loook IBO(NO Ofeince). And worse of all they can't cook and clen!(I givE UP!)

Is this MOBO444? That was what 190 told me!

[quote author=Inked_Nerd link=topic=531423.msg6937552#msg6937552 date=1287045389]
Lmaaaaaaooooo, this thread is too funny[/quote]So tell me, was Mr Cork nyanshable? Can he cook and clen? Is his . . .um. . . really 17 inches? Is he light skin and IBO?(no offeince). I know he gave u gals enuf moiney(hopEfullLy).

I heard Inked, Mama-gee and Googles(wears a crash helmet) spent the weekend with Mr Cork.

Is this allowed here? www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-513619.0.html

Where in God's name are the mods?

400 what? Lawwdamercy! So many prospective criminals have just been inaugurated. The intelligent ones will go into phishing. The dumb ones who got there through the back door will take to driving 'keke', the women will trouble their boyfriends'/husbands' wallets, etc. In the long run, the entire country will be worse off.

I smell a rat. If a 'project' like this was in the pipe-line, why waste billions on the anniversary?

“Sir, your great and wise advisers advised you to spend almost N7 Billion to celebrate Nigeria’s 50th anniversary because of their personal benefits while Nigeria did not get back a kobo in return. Now, you have set up a committee to probe how the money was spent.

“The same great and wise advisers of yours are against your keeping Nigeria’s promise to me by investing a small N2 Billion to earn a minimum N75 Billion and nine Sports Academies across Nigeria because they cannot share the money,” Ali said.

Is this an 'abeg', a command or an insult? Batty old man. At your age the only place you're sure to keep winning till death is in your dreams. GEJ can't finance a project that may tantamount to contracting assassins to kill you. You can still break the record elsewhere.

^ He's contesting on the platform of the PDP.

Beaf:
No, I don't either. I adore Man U and hate Liverpool. I'm ambivalent to most, except for desliking Arsenal, Chelsea, West Ham and Reading FC (since relegated).
It's all mostly present or past manager related issues.

I've changed the pics, just for this week.

Engr. Adesegun Musiwa Tadeoye, are you on Facebook?

Lol, Seun is loving this, it's on the home page.

Beaf:
@slap1
I used to like you until I checked your profile and saw the hated arsenel shield!
. . .So please my friend, denounce Nigeria o! And leave it for Man U supporters and other good people.

I think you're the first Man U fan I've come across that hates Arsenal. I thought the clubs' fans are kith and kin? Do you like Chelsea, then?

If you told this 'joke' at Nite of A Thousand Laugh, the audience would still be dying to lol till you say "I'm Louis Thoru, have a nice day!"

Ok. Jarus, Mukina and Aisha2 are coming to buy some.

It was said that you don't start a sentence with 'because'. Now you can. Eg: Because she refused his sexual overtures, he went home annoyed. Now WHY was this initially incorrect? Was it?

Onye añu gbara na agba oso ma o hu okpurukpu ijiji. Once bitten, twice shy.

Odunnu:
If you'l die before Nigeria gets better,with all pleasure. As for me,the Nigeria i'll handover to my children will be a great nation.
As it is now,I wont even give up my citizenship. I love ths country.

Daz ma gurl!

The road to 2011 is paved with suprises, lots of it.