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Romance › Re: Women: What Do U People Want 4rm Us? by slap1(m): 12:47pm On Sep 04, 2010
[quote author=--190-- link=topic=508680.msg6695807#msg6695807 date=1283596816]HEHEHEHEHE, https://www.smileyshut.com/smileys/new/Laughing/lol-050.gif I think MObo444 makes that list, he loves women!![/quote]plus including Dobodobo, Sjeezy,Hollandis,Mr. Cork, etc.
Romance › Re: MEN!! What Do U People Want 4rm Us? by slap1(m): 12:38pm On Sep 04, 2010
We want what u show us. If u show u gat axxx, we wanna have a bite and take a bow. If u show u've gat gud behaviour, we want u for a wife. . . for life.
Politics › Re: Igbo Deserve To Produce President In 2015, Says Atiku by slap1(m): 12:24pm On Sep 04, 2010
We have always been priviledged to eat the crumbs from the table of power before Bro Joe come hammer! We were never a strong hurdle on the path to power, with the likes of Arthur Nzeribe talking poo in Abuja. Ah, how things have changed! One northern leader after another now comes to the circus to beg us to give them one last shot and we dangle the syringe above their head. On our faces are the unwritten thought: catch it if you can! But can they? NO! Not without us. . .
Celebrities › Re: Caroline Ekane Finally Quits Acting. . . by slap1(m): 11:36am On Sep 04, 2010
Not rily my biz bt I can't imagine Carol loving dat dude if not for money.@Mama-gee. Carol was not a bad actress, at least she acted when movies were still watchable.
Politics › Re: Residents Flee Aba As Kidnappers Write Landlords. by slap1(op): 10:47am On Sep 04, 2010
ilugunboy:
Please am coming with my response, but let me call up my nephew living in Aba first. angry

But really, what has Aba turned to?. shocked

Worked and lived there for 3 years and had some of the most memorable times of my life. After work, I will drive down to Terminus Hotel and hang out with the guys that runs the place for their dad, and only drive home around 11pm - 12am to Ogbor hill junction in a company issued flashy car. On weekends, we will be at the GRA all night long without any fear or molestation. I guessed all that care-free life is gone now.

So sad for the town I spent good and quality time.
Lol at the bolded. That must been during the military era, Ogbor Hill(some parts, though) is already cooking by 7:30pm. It was at Ogbor Hill that about over seven policemen were shot dead before being burnt with their car as they tried to foil the kidnap of an expatriate with 7Up Bottling Company. It was also on the same route that Wahab Oba and his colleagues were kidnapped 2 months ago. Lol, you don't know what here smells like right now.
Politics › Re: Residents Flee Aba As Kidnappers Write Landlords. by slap1(op): 10:12pm On Sep 03, 2010
@Spyker. The junction is called Obehie. It's as deadly as jumping off a moving train. Ignatius Ajuru, Nigeria's former ambassador to Ukraine, was killed there last December.@ALL. May I remind you that the ten thousand soldiers said to have been deployed to Aba is but a charade. The same twenty-naira-possessed clowns I've been seeing are the only ones there are. The said troops probably came for a two-day I.T.
Politics › Re: Residents Flee Aba As Kidnappers Write Landlords. by slap1(op): 9:44pm On Sep 03, 2010
What makes me mad is we know these guys, their faces, hometown, etc. The police knows them, too. Among the notorious ones is a guy called Osisikankwu (the tree that is taller than the palm tree). He walks the streets with shoulders high for God's sake!
Politics › Re: Residents Flee Aba As Kidnappers Write Landlords. by slap1(op): 6:48pm On Sep 03, 2010
In case y'all need proof to this, you can call anybody you know in Aba.
Politics › Residents Flee Aba As Kidnappers Write Landlords. by slap1(op): 6:41pm On Sep 03, 2010
I don't know why the papers are yet to report this as it's been on for weeks. The current trend is for kidnappers to write threat letters to landlords and wealthy men, asking them to pay up or risk being kidnapped or killed. In most cases the landlords are the ones that built their houses decades ago, when things were a lot better. So when they can't pay up they're kidnapped and pay as low as N200,000 or more. Others simply flee. My neighbours have recieved their letters today, ours could be coming tonight or tomorrow. Let the government do something about this before it gets worse. If anybody in authority is reading this and wants to get more information, I will gladly oblige. God bless.
Celebrities › Re: Could Alex Okosi Be Your Dream Guy? by slap1(m): 4:43pm On Sep 03, 2010
The guy is okay, not exceptional. I've seen better-looking guys in even worse dressing.
Politics › Re: Ibo Man Flees Before Sentencing On Drug Charges! by slap1(m): 2:05pm On Sep 03, 2010
ziddy:
^^

Ndigbo Kwenu! grin
Yaaa!! And another Yaaa!! for the other thread.
Politics › Re: God Did Not Create The Universe----prof. Hawking by slap1(m): 1:58pm On Sep 03, 2010
EzeUche22:
Nigeria tops happiness survey

A new study of more than 65 countries published in the UK's New Scientist magazine suggests that the happiest people in the world live in Nigeria - and the least happy, in Romania.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/3157570.stm


That was easy!  grin
Lol. Devil will always bring out his boys to be shamed! Go ask Eminem. Lol.
Politics › Re: Ibo Man Flees Before Sentencing On Drug Charges! by slap1(m): 1:18pm On Sep 03, 2010
As if Americans give a hoot about our inter-tribal bashing. When Mutallab was caught Al-Qaeda-ing a plane, did the Hausa tribe suffer in isolation? NO! WE, NIGERIANS, PAID FOR IT. So the earlier we stop going for our tribal jugulars, the better for the whole of us.
Politics › Re: God Did Not Create The Universe----prof. Hawking by slap1(m): 12:57pm On Sep 03, 2010
texazzpete:
There ARE forum rules. And by these same rules, this shouldn't be here.
I'm not surprised you can't see that, though.
Neither am I. . .lol. But even if you are right, this particular mistake shouldn't earn Nairaland the worst moderated forum, or even one of them, that was my grudge.
Politics › Re: God Did Not Create The Universe----prof. Hawking by slap1(m): 10:19am On Sep 03, 2010
texazzpete:
One more thing.

WHY THE HELL IS THIS IN THE POLITICS SECTION?!

Nairaland has to be the worst moderated forum i've been on.
Live with it, use subtler words, create your own Forum or hug a transformer.
Celebrities › Re: Introducing P Square's New Mansion by slap1(m): 10:09am On Sep 03, 2010
thando:
paul is gayyy!
He's probably turned down ur s3x offer! Nnyymmpphhoo! ! !
Politics › Re: Umuekechi Village In Aba Deserted As Bakassi Boys Invade Kidnappers' Den. by slap1(op): 9:28am On Sep 03, 2010
T.A. Orji knows the people to contact if he wants to curb kidnapping. If I have my way, this menace will reduce drastically in one week! Do you know that we know these kidnappers by their names and faces? The police knows some of them, too. But who will bell the cat?
Politics › Re: Umuekechi Village In Aba Deserted As Bakassi Boys Invade Kidnappers' Den. by slap1(op): 9:15am On Sep 03, 2010
^^If u mean have the kidnappers been caught then the answer is NO! I know how these kidnappers can be caught but no one knows me, so no one will listen to me. And maybe the government are not yet ready for them because they've not started vandalizing oil pipelines.
Politics › Re: God Did Not Create The Universe----prof. Hawking by slap1(m): 7:23am On Sep 03, 2010
^^^ what a cheap way to look for publicity. believe what you will, dude, nobody is joining issues with you!
Politics › Re: Ume-ezeoke Steps Down As Anpp Chairman ! by slap1(m): 6:27am On Sep 03, 2010
So with this helicopter-windscreen-sized eyeglass he can't see he needs retirement from Abuja?
Politics › Re: Umuekechi Village In Aba Deserted As Bakassi Boys Invade Kidnappers' Den. by slap1(op): 5:56am On Sep 03, 2010
amaham:
Bia slap,as your navy,army and bakassi are doin there gymnastics by chasin kindnapers make they no come my area 4 abayi in osisoma
No be ur area dem rob bank last Tuesday? Well, things have certainly died down a bit. Evritin wil unfold later.
Politics › Re: Osama Bin Laden 'is A Bought And Paid For Cia Agent' Fidel Castro Claims. by slap1(m): 5:51am On Sep 03, 2010
someone get me Jack Bauer, asap!
Politics › Re: God Did Not Create The Universe----prof. Hawking by slap1(m): 5:43am On Sep 03, 2010
[quote author=komando. link=topic=507917.msg6689269#msg6689269 date=1283485956]@ OP
After 5 hours only 1 page. Dude your so irrlevant.[/quote]Are u spoiling for a cyber-war with bk/babe? Are u ready?
Politics › Re: God Did Not Create The Universe----prof. Hawking by slap1(m): 5:38am On Sep 03, 2010
[quote author=~Bluetooth link=topic=507917.msg6688358#msg6688358 date=1283462846]Nigerians are mostly religious,so just few would have come up with such nonsense.anyways God has dealt with the prof already,he's paralyzed[/quote]I don't think God did that, too. Probably the big bang, lol.
Politics › Re: God Did Not Create The Universe----prof. Hawking by slap1(m): 10:21pm On Sep 02, 2010
If a Nigerian scholar had presented this we would have cursed and accused him or her of advancing some regional interests, but now we are maintaining some decorum and neutrality. Good for us!
Politics › Re: God Did Not Create The Universe----prof. Hawking by slap1(m): 9:50pm On Sep 02, 2010
Ok. I've heard.
Politics › Re: Umuekechi Village In Aba Deserted As Bakassi Boys Invade Kidnappers' Den. by slap1(op): 8:19pm On Sep 02, 2010
Lol @ adding jara. Wel, tins r getin worse. Navy don join. Dunno we have navy in Aba, maybe they came in from Umuahia. Hmmm, police cleared off the road and two days later kidnapper's hideout raided. Are these related?
Politics › Re: Umuekechi Village In Aba Deserted As Bakassi Boys Invade Kidnappers' Den. by slap1(op): 8:02pm On Sep 02, 2010
This is getn nastier. I fear 4 my own safety as the other Bakassi clowns are sure to come around and the villagers are thronging over to my part of the town.
Politics › Umuekechi Village In Aba Deserted As Bakassi Boys Invade Kidnappers' Den. by slap1(op): 7:42pm On Sep 02, 2010
This is happening just now. Thank God I've finished what I went to do there before it started. Over ten Bakassi boys went to flush the kidnappers out of their hideout and only one was lucky to escape with a wound, the others died in the gun duel. My friend's mum just called, the entire family amongst others are hiding in the bush right now. God help them.
Politics › Re: Mrs.ikedi Ohakim Have Lifted Imo Women Up. Don't Be Left Out by slap1(m): 7:12pm On Sep 02, 2010
juddyzier:
Thank you Mrs Ohakim as you give out frying pan to Imo Women during the august meeting as a gift for women for change initiative. God will surely bless you and your husband very well and reward you and your husband according to your works.
What change is frying pan gonna make in their lives if not for frying akara or garri. And the women that are gonna get these gifts are not even the ones that are in need of it.
Politics › Re: Buhari’s Party Plans Alliance With 35 Others ! by slap1(m): 6:28pm On Sep 02, 2010
abubaka:
@jakumo,

u re an , na your father go die on okada crash very soon
Easy bro. @ Jakumo, that was quite unlike you, though we say things we don't actually mean now and then.
Romance › Re: Tell Somebody On Ur Mind 'i Love U' by slap1(m): 6:11pm On Sep 02, 2010
190 and Omolola, go and create a thread for urselves. Lol, watz all these ish in aid of?

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