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[quote author=--190-- link=topic=508680.msg6695807#msg6695807 date=1283596816]HEHEHEHEHE, https://www.smileyshut.com/smileys/new/Laughing/lol-050.gif I think MObo444 makes that list, he loves women!![/quote] |
We want what u show us. If u show u gat axxx, we wanna have a bite and take a bow. If u show u've gat gud behaviour, we want u for a wife. . . for life. |
We have always been priviledged to eat the crumbs from the table of power before Bro Joe come hammer! We were never a strong hurdle on the path to power, with the likes of Arthur Nzeribe talking poo in Abuja. Ah, how things have changed! One northern leader after another now comes to the circus to beg us to give them one last shot and we dangle the syringe above their head. On our faces are the unwritten thought: catch it if you can! But can they? NO! Not without us. . . |
Not rily my biz bt I can't imagine Carol loving dat dude if not for money.@Mama-gee. Carol was not a bad actress, at least she acted when movies were still watchable. |
ilugunboy:Lol at the bolded. That must been during the military era, Ogbor Hill(some parts, though) is already cooking by 7:30pm. It was at Ogbor Hill that about over seven policemen were shot dead before being burnt with their car as they tried to foil the kidnap of an expatriate with 7Up Bottling Company. It was also on the same route that Wahab Oba and his colleagues were kidnapped 2 months ago. Lol, you don't know what here smells like right now. |
@Spyker. The junction is called Obehie. It's as deadly as jumping off a moving train. Ignatius Ajuru, Nigeria's former ambassador to Ukraine, was killed there last December.@ALL. May I remind you that the ten thousand soldiers said to have been deployed to Aba is but a charade. The same twenty-naira-possessed clowns I've been seeing are the only ones there are. The said troops probably came for a two-day I.T. |
What makes me mad is we know these guys, their faces, hometown, etc. The police knows them, too. Among the notorious ones is a guy called Osisikankwu (the tree that is taller than the palm tree). He walks the streets with shoulders high for God's sake! |
In case y'all need proof to this, you can call anybody you know in Aba. |
I don't know why the papers are yet to report this as it's been on for weeks. The current trend is for kidnappers to write threat letters to landlords and wealthy men, asking them to pay up or risk being kidnapped or killed. In most cases the landlords are the ones that built their houses decades ago, when things were a lot better. So when they can't pay up they're kidnapped and pay as low as N200,000 or more. Others simply flee. My neighbours have recieved their letters today, ours could be coming tonight or tomorrow. Let the government do something about this before it gets worse. If anybody in authority is reading this and wants to get more information, I will gladly oblige. God bless. |
The guy is okay, not exceptional. I've seen better-looking guys in even worse dressing. |
ziddy:Yaaa!! And another Yaaa!! for the other thread. |
EzeUche22:Lol. Devil will always bring out his boys to be shamed! Go ask Eminem. Lol. |
As if Americans give a hoot about our inter-tribal bashing. When Mutallab was caught Al-Qaeda-ing a plane, did the Hausa tribe suffer in isolation? NO! WE, NIGERIANS, PAID FOR IT. So the earlier we stop going for our tribal jugulars, the better for the whole of us. |
texazzpete:Neither am I. . .lol. But even if you are right, this particular mistake shouldn't earn Nairaland the worst moderated forum, or even one of them, that was my grudge. |
texazzpete:Live with it, use subtler words, create your own Forum or hug a transformer. |
thando:He's probably turned down ur s3x offer! Nnyymmpphhoo! ! ! |
T.A. Orji knows the people to contact if he wants to curb kidnapping. If I have my way, this menace will reduce drastically in one week! Do you know that we know these kidnappers by their names and faces? The police knows some of them, too. But who will bell the cat? |
^^If u mean have the kidnappers been caught then the answer is NO! I know how these kidnappers can be caught but no one knows me, so no one will listen to me. And maybe the government are not yet ready for them because they've not started vandalizing oil pipelines. |
^^^ what a cheap way to look for publicity. believe what you will, dude, nobody is joining issues with you! |
So with this helicopter-windscreen-sized eyeglass he can't see he needs retirement from Abuja? |
amaham:No be ur area dem rob bank last Tuesday? Well, things have certainly died down a bit. Evritin wil unfold later. |
someone get me Jack Bauer, asap! |
[quote author=komando. link=topic=507917.msg6689269#msg6689269 date=1283485956]@ OP After 5 hours only 1 page. Dude your so irrlevant.[/quote]Are u spoiling for a cyber-war with bk/babe? Are u ready? |
[quote author=~Bluetooth link=topic=507917.msg6688358#msg6688358 date=1283462846]Nigerians are mostly religious,so just few would have come up with such nonsense.anyways God has dealt with the prof already,he's paralyzed[/quote]I don't think God did that, too. Probably the big bang, lol. |
If a Nigerian scholar had presented this we would have cursed and accused him or her of advancing some regional interests, but now we are maintaining some decorum and neutrality. Good for us! |
Ok. I've heard. |
Lol @ adding jara. Wel, tins r getin worse. Navy don join. Dunno we have navy in Aba, maybe they came in from Umuahia. Hmmm, police cleared off the road and two days later kidnapper's hideout raided. Are these related? |
This is getn nastier. I fear 4 my own safety as the other Bakassi clowns are sure to come around and the villagers are thronging over to my part of the town. |
This is happening just now. Thank God I've finished what I went to do there before it started. Over ten Bakassi boys went to flush the kidnappers out of their hideout and only one was lucky to escape with a wound, the others died in the gun duel. My friend's mum just called, the entire family amongst others are hiding in the bush right now. God help them. |
juddyzier:What change is frying pan gonna make in their lives if not for frying akara or garri. And the women that are gonna get these gifts are not even the ones that are in need of it. |
abubaka:Easy bro. @ Jakumo, that was quite unlike you, though we say things we don't actually mean now and then. |
190 and Omolola, go and create a thread for urselves. Lol, watz all these ish in aid of? |
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