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Literature › 2010 Commonwealth Short Story Competition Winners Announced. by slap1(op): 6:03pm On Sep 13, 2010
email.cogdesign.com/T/ViewEmail/r/6F588B6812B20EA5/9D98042E508C8C3344D0DD5392A9C75A I just checked my mailbox now, read on. To my fellow competitors, goodluck next time.
Politics › Re: Death Threat To Dokpesi Real – Ibb by slap1(m): 5:17pm On Sep 13, 2010
I hope he does not want us to believe him because he is IBB, that would only make matters worse and cast him in the light of trying to use threat to life to elicit public sympathy. From another politician, some progress might be achieved. But unfortunately, we know IBB enough.
Romance › Re: Nigerian Babes: Most Beautiful In The World! by slap1(m): 5:05pm On Sep 13, 2010
^ Cork stop hearing, verify. Igbo girls are ohlalacious!!!!!
Romance › Re: Why Do Nigerian Boys Disturb Girls In The Market? by slap1(m): 4:05pm On Sep 13, 2010
I don't think Mama-gee is forming. I've read most of her posts which led me to conclude thus. However, I think her unique Username and her ability to make an appreciable number of friends and enemies is haunting her.
Culture › Re: Igbo Kwenu! Kwezuo Nu! Join Us If You're Proud To Be An Igbo Guy/lady by slap1(m): 3:36pm On Sep 13, 2010
Ify, ndia no na profaili gi ha bu ndi agbata obi gi, ka ha bu umunne gi?
Culture › Re: Igbos come show your proverbs skills by slap1(m): 3:26pm On Sep 13, 2010
Mmiri mara amu, umuaka akpo ya ntanta(meat).
Politics › Re: Ringim, Ag Ig, Unfolds 5-point Agenda: by slap1(m): 2:16pm On Sep 13, 2010
I would rather they hold their agenda till they're through with one, then they can proudly say: "agenda number one -- completed!"
Culture › Re: Igbos come show your proverbs skills by slap1(m): 1:05pm On Sep 13, 2010
agabaI23:
Nwoke m I ji ujo eri abacha? Ilu niile ndi a m na-atu na-ese okwu bu m keputara ha. Onye O na-ewute, ya jee maa isi n'aja.
N'ebe kwanu? Kama o na adi nma atacha ùkwá ajaa ézé,
Politics › Re: New Service Chiefs: 35 Maj-generals, Air Vice Marshals May Retire by slap1(m): 6:11am On Sep 13, 2010
The force is filled with men that are over due for retirement. But with an Igbo CDS enforcing it, I fear the north, especially, will see it as a tribal issue.
Culture › Re: Igbos come show your proverbs skills by slap1(m): 5:55am On Sep 13, 2010
Umunne m, ilu ndi a m turu aputaghi na abu m onye ojoo. Ihe ndi a bu okwu ndi nna anyi ha, obughi m kere ha. Nke ikpeazu ahu bu n'onu Chinua Achebe ka m nuru ya. Abughi m onye na ekwu okwu rere ure site na mgbe amuru m ruo taa. Ekelee m unu!
Culture › Re: Igbos come show your proverbs skills by slap1(m): 5:48am On Sep 13, 2010
Igbo muru nze muo ozo, ututu oma!
Culture › Re: Igbos come show your proverbs skills by slap1(m): 10:09pm On Sep 12, 2010
(1)Nwoke na anyu mamiri ji ihe n'aka. (2) Ihe nwoke na eme jide amu ya aka siri ike. (3) O buru na amu anwughi osiso, o ga eririri ihe gbara aji.
Culture › Re: Igbos come show your proverbs skills by slap1(m): 10:02pm On Sep 12, 2010
Agaghi m alo uwa nshiko umu nwanyi ibe m ewere m sie ofe.
Politics › Re: Edo,delta People not Equal,but Some Are More Equal Than Others ask Jonathan by slap1(m): 9:52pm On Sep 12, 2010
^Lol. This becomrich's got an erratic brain wave!
Celebrities › Re: Mercy Is Losing The Shape by slap1(m): 9:14pm On Sep 12, 2010
One thing is to make money, the other is to know how to spend it.
Politics › Re: Fake Sss Report In Ondo State. by slap1(m): 9:09pm On Sep 12, 2010
^ How's that your business?
Politics › Re: Horus Re: Yorubas Do Not Believe Women Should Be Childless. by slap1(m): 7:40pm On Sep 12, 2010
Mapomeji has finally ran out of maps, he now uses pictures.
Politics › Should The J T F Be Deployed To Aba? by slap1(op): 3:56pm On Sep 12, 2010
It was two days ago, on Friday, that I posted the story of how kidnappers struck the Timber and Allied Products Market, close to where I live. Today again, about some minutes past two this afternoon, they struck again. This time at Bicoz fast food, Tonimas Junction, Aba/P.H expressway. I was 'fortunate' to witness it as I was going to Osisioma Junction to get a newspaper. The road was blocked as cars parked disorderly for the fleeing occupants(I also made good use of my legs today). I continued to Osisioma after they left. On my way back some soldiers had taken over the crime scene - late as usual - and ordered people to raise their hands as they walked, apparently to maintain 'peace'. This is getting more regular and I want to ask if it's not time the J.T.F is deployed to this city before we all fall victims.
Celebrities › Re: Introducing P Square's New Mansion by slap1(m): 1:12pm On Sep 12, 2010
[quote author=mama-gee link=topic=500538.msg6738157#msg6738157 date=1284245036][color=deeppink]Okay. . .what are you if he's very annoying?[/color][/quote]*Slumps* [s]obviously mama-gee has visited Mr Cork at his hotels[/s]
Celebrities › Re: Taio Cruz A Nigerian. by slap1(m): 8:40pm On Sep 11, 2010
I have his 'Dynamite' and 'Break ur heart' on my phone, going to download more!
Celebrities › Re: Introducing P Square's New Mansion by slap1(m): 9:59am On Sep 11, 2010
Isn't he?
NO, HE ISN'T.
Culture › Re: Igbos come show your proverbs skills by slap1(m): 9:40am On Sep 11, 2010
Okuko nyuo ahuru ala achuwa ya oso. I will not give the interpretation because onye aturu ilu kowara ya ego eji luo nne ya wu nonsense!
Culture › Re: Igbos come show your proverbs skills by slap1(m): 7:41am On Sep 11, 2010
^O si na udiri oku n'agba.
Politics › Re: Horus Re: Yorubas Do Not Believe Women Should Be Childless. by slap1(m): 7:36am On Sep 11, 2010
Becomrich, u are due for deportation. Start staying indoors.
Politics › Re: Becomrich, What Happened To ? by slap1(op): 4:43am On Sep 11, 2010
^ The one I have is nothing compared to the ones at your 'mapical' disposal.
Celebrities › Re: Genevieve Says Van Vicker Can't Act by slap1(m): 10:19pm On Sep 10, 2010
Van Vicker can not act. SIMPLE! When the guy talks, he does it as if he has a boil (etuto) on his tongue, even if the role demands he talks like a human being. But come to think of it, first Van Vicker movie I watched he was married to Geny.
Celebrities › Re: Did Dagrin Knew About His Death Before He Died?: Pls Watch Dis Video by slap1(m): 10:00pm On Sep 10, 2010
^ no ofeince.
Celebrities › Re: Mercy J And Her Nicki Minaj Charade by slap1(m): 9:57pm On Sep 10, 2010
googles:
So you are a fan of Pple who stay in "the middle of nowhere" huh ? grin

dont worry we will watch it together. . .with my head on your laps cheesy
. . . or mine sef
Culture › Re: Igbos come show your proverbs skills by slap1(m): 9:37pm On Sep 10, 2010
Nwanne m nwoke tóró na Legos ka a si tua ilu o si: anaghi eji ehihie acho black goat! Hei! O di egwu o!

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