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Christianity Etc › Re: A God Given Dream On Rapture. by slap1(m): 9:15pm On Sep 10, 2010
Splendid! I've had a similar dream back when I was still a REAL BORN AGAIN christian. And, like you, I felt happy when I woke up. I don't know what's happening to my spiritual life right now, but I'm working to get back to those happy days again. So help me Dear God. Amen!
Politics › Remember Me As You Pray. by slap1(op): 8:09pm On Sep 10, 2010
Kidnappers struck again in the Timbers and Allied Products Market, close to where I live. After shooting unchallenged for hours, they started kidnapping everyone present: apprentices, job men, etc, as the Big Men no longer come to shop out of fear. Yesterday they also attacked buses from Port Harcourt at Nguiyiekwe junction. Fortunately, some soldiers came with armoured personel carrier and killed a good number of them, scaring the rest away. NOBODY IS SAFE IN THIS TOWN AGAIN! SOMETHING SHOULD BE DONE ABOUT THIS BEFORE THIS TOWN BECOMES ANOTHER THING!
Business › Re: Ghanaian Authorities Shut Nigerian Shops, Make Arrests by slap1(m): 12:55pm On Sep 10, 2010
This is only one side to the story. If our brothers are not complying with the Ghanaian laws they should face the punishment. But if it is confirmed that they're being victimized for nothing, then shame on our government and woe to their peace-keeping crap!
Politics › Re: Becomrich, What Happened To ? by slap1(op): 12:43pm On Sep 10, 2010
Becomrich0:
why are you trying to shut down . Why are you attacking it. I notice, you have been doing the same for the various nigeria newspaper. Even if you have good alexa rating. And you find a buyer. people are going to sue you and get part of the money you make. am I telling a lie. stop it. your remain online, while others are shut down. is that not funny.
U don't even need to ask!
Celebrities › Re: Introducing P Square's New Mansion by slap1(m): 8:10am On Sep 10, 2010
Dr Cork:
mama-gee ,,,sweet hat tongue, madam, are u light skin and can u cook and clen?

MAdam why dont u come over to my hotels and we discuss p Squrs over dinner tongue? I have moiney wink
So, mama-gee, what say u. Cork gat moiney o!
Celebrities › Re: New Worlds Shortest Man Declared by slap1(m): 7:30am On Sep 10, 2010
unipol:
he does not live in ajagunle, he lives in aba, the only worse place to ajagunle. he would have been kidnaped before now but the kidnappers discovered he is not important even to his people and no body will worry to offer one naira for his freedom.
BROS WETIN NA? I chop ur girl yam? I go kidnap u o!
Education › Re: Favourite Novel Ever by slap1(m): 9:03pm On Sep 09, 2010
WackyJ1:
The Rainmaker(its not a nigerian novel. About a lawyer who made 60mil dollars on his first real case in which he went up against 5lawyers for a big company. 10mil, he asked 4 and extra 50mil d jury dashed him for damages.)
Jackdaws- War Novel, Germany vs France
Written by John Grisham, how could you forget? This should be in the Literature/Writing Section, where are the mods?
Celebrities › Re: Introducing P Square's New Mansion by slap1(m): 8:47pm On Sep 09, 2010
^No sir. I dey kul!
Politics › Re: Beware Of Gold Circle Condoms! by slap1(m): 8:25pm On Sep 09, 2010
Not my biz for now. . .
Celebrities › Re: New Worlds Shortest Man Declared by slap1(m): 7:50pm On Sep 09, 2010
[quote author=chi-baby link=topic=509821.msg6727182#msg6727182 date=1284055267]^ Yes i lyk him watz his numba??  grin[b] And u berra not b playin tricks cuz i'll b[/b]  angry angry[/quote]Iwe gi adila oku abeg, na slip of tongue, sorry o o!
Sports › Re: 'i'll Play Until 2018' : Joseph Yobo by slap1(m): 7:01pm On Sep 09, 2010
U mean PS3  or PSP?
Celebrities › Re: New Worlds Shortest Man Declared by slap1(m): 6:56pm On Sep 09, 2010
^Do u like him? I have his number!
Politics › Re: Nigeria Becomes Africa’s Largest Online Audience And 10th Largest In The World by slap1(m): 6:48pm On Sep 09, 2010
Hope we make Top 10 in something more significant.
Celebrities › Re: New Worlds Shortest Man Declared by slap1(m): 6:35pm On Sep 09, 2010
Mazi Cork, I'm not in the same rooom with u.(no ohfencce)
Celebrities › Re: New Worlds Shortest Man Declared by slap1(m): 6:01pm On Sep 09, 2010
chinedumo:
Remember "that he that mocketh the poor and deficient reprocheth his maker"
Onye nke a osi ebe biakwa? Onye na a mocku ibe ya? So madu agaghi achiziri gi ochi? Odi egwu o!
Celebrities › Re: New Worlds Shortest Man Declared by slap1(m): 4:06pm On Sep 09, 2010
^Non taken, since u like our light-skinned gurls.
Celebrities › Re: New Worlds Shortest Man Declared by slap1(m): 3:48pm On Sep 09, 2010
Just 10 inches taller than Mr. Cork's thingy,lol. He's really unique!
Politics › Re: Becomrich, What Happened To ? by slap1(op): 3:39pm On Sep 09, 2010
The page is blank, nothing is there.
Christianity Etc › Re: Strange And Funny Names Of Some New Generation Churches. by slap1(op): 10:13am On Sep 09, 2010
God's Cover Ministries Inc.
Celebrities › Re: Introducing P Square's New Mansion by slap1(m): 7:45am On Sep 09, 2010
[quote author=mama-gee link=topic=500538.msg6722873#msg6722873 date=1283986947][color=deeppink]Why do I have a feeling that Corky Joe is Mr Cork?

They both sound the same not that I'm not 100% sure it's the same person.[/color][/quote]You're right. Joe is the name, Corky is the adjective.
Politics › Re: Students Foil Inauguration Of Ibb’s Campaign Office In Ogun by slap1(m): 7:37am On Sep 09, 2010
And where is Kosovo, the controversial, IBB-supporting, ex-mod?
Politics › Re: Becomrich, What Happened To ? by slap1(op): 7:29am On Sep 09, 2010
I need a laugh-inducing sting.
Politics › Re: Senator Obiagbon At It Again by slap1(m): 7:25am On Sep 09, 2010
[quote author=komando. link=topic=510807.msg6721676#msg6721676 date=1283973771]This is cathasrophicaly hilarious, and my ribs are dramticaly overwhelmed by racuous laughter.[/quote]Komando, izutala egbe?
Politics › Re: 2011 Poll Already Being Rigged by slap1(m): 7:18am On Sep 09, 2010
Onlytruth:
This is like comparing a headache with a terminal brain cancer. undecided
None of the US politicians used state apparatus to attack their opponents.
Jonathan is using the instruments of state power to attack his political opponents. The only time such a thing nearly happened in the US, it led to the impeachment of President Nixon.

I wonder whether Nigerians even understand these things. . .

Anyway I think educated ones do.
Someone have asked few days ago what inspires you to write. So holding opposing views equals being uneducated? You need to check into a rehab if you start drawing analogies between our politics and America's at this point. Is it not still clear to you that we're still too far to be remotely near? But I better hurry off the thread for you and your 'educated' ilk. . .
Politics › Re: 2011 Poll Already Being Rigged by slap1(m): 6:47am On Sep 09, 2010
We should look at issues critically, we must not all agree with Mr. Ochereome. If you were in Jonathan's shoes would you have done the opposite? He is simply strategizing and campaigning with the tools at his disposal, just like every other aspirant. He is only luckier to be more equipped than the others, which is not all bad. Someone rightly cited what happened between Bush and Al Gore in the U.S of A. Now when John McCain and Sarah Palin where digging up all sorts of racist dirt against Obama's candidacy, what do you think they were doing? They were simply using the tools at their disposal to shorn the veneer of the opposition, about the same thing GEJ is allegedly doing. History have shown us that politics is not a game of saints, and we are to be pitied if we nurse the ambition of proving history wrong.
Politics › Becomrich, What Happened To ? by slap1(op): 5:02am On Sep 09, 2010
Has it closed down or been kidnapped? It's been a while you said anything about it. Or have you sold it out to Google. . .?
Politics › Re: Obasanjo Humiliated By Canadian Immigration by slap1(m): 4:38am On Sep 09, 2010
Becomrich0:
aloy, you make me laugh. you see when it comes to this place they call canada.  i dont need a visa to enter canada   by he needs one.

Because i joke with you people online. i can get the congressional black Caucus in the US to endorse a nigeria government. I can get US or canada senators to endorse a nigeria govt.
You must be a ghost, then.
Politics › Re: Jonathan Replaces Police Boss And Service Chiefs by slap1(m): 8:07pm On Sep 08, 2010
If possible he should sack the South East governors for closing the universities for over one month.Lol.
Politics › Re: Jonathan Replaces Police Boss And Service Chiefs by slap1(m): 7:55pm On Sep 08, 2010
Onovo, please come home and be kidnapped, abeg!
Politics › Re: Judge Disqualifies Self From $180m Halliburton Bribe Case ! by slap1(m): 3:50pm On Sep 08, 2010
reindeer:
Abeg pity slap 1 now. . .im justdey try use brain small small grin
You need all the pity you can get, I think. You're not making any sense, brother!
Politics › Re: Police: Onovo Sacked, Ringim Takes Over by slap1(m): 3:25pm On Sep 08, 2010
The road to 2011 is paved with suprizes . . . and suprizes. Onovo you are a disgrace, you were a police IG yet your home town is the crime headquarters of the South East. Come home and be kidnapped, ASAP!
Celebrities › Re: Ok Set Mr Cork Free! by slap1(m): 2:56pm On Sep 08, 2010
Ignatio:
By the way where is he sef? Abi this one pass am.  tongue
He's been banned. He is now *Mr. Cork*, and he is coming. . .

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