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Politics › Re: Judge Disqualifies Self From $180m Halliburton Bribe Case ! by slap1(m): 2:37pm On Sep 08, 2010
vicknesh:
WHY IS THAT PEOPLE LIKE WOLE SHOYINKA, FEMI FALANA, NIGERIAN BAR ASSOCIATION etc. ARE KEEPING QUIET ABOUT A CASE OF SUCH MAGNITUDE AND THE WAY IT IS BEEN HANDLED OR IS IT BECAUSE OBASANJO NAME IS IN THIS CASE. YORUBA SOLIDARITY abi ANYWAY I DEY SALUTE UNA.
Lwkmd at your st.Upidit¥ and ignorance. To what extent will Soyinka, Falana and NBA's opening up take the case? By the way, who told you they've been quiet?!
Politics › Re: Police Seal Off Ogun State Governor’s Office, Assembly ! by slap1(m): 2:28pm On Sep 08, 2010
sojjy:
This is annoying, embarassed embarassed embarassedWhat are they doing there nowhuh?They joined the legislators to subvert rule of law,now pretending as if they are neutral in the whole saga.Prosperity will judge you all.
Lol, that should be posterity, you made a mistake.
Politics › Re: Police Seal Off Ogun State Governor’s Office, Assembly ! by slap1(m): 7:40am On Sep 08, 2010
That's where you see them, come out and catch robbers, no way. Just throw one banger at them and they'll all jump into the bush.
Romance › Re: Whats More Important: Looks Or Personality? by slap1(m): 7:31am On Sep 08, 2010
People tell me I've got the two, that means I have both.
Politics › Re: Breaking News: Boko Haram Organizes Prison Break In Bauchi by slap1(m): 7:09am On Sep 08, 2010
Prison Break Complete Season 1. When you fail to educate a people, this is just one of the dividends.
Politics › Re: Another Lagos Inferno Claims 10 Lives, 23 Vehicles At Lagos-badagry Expressway ! by slap1(m): 6:58am On Sep 08, 2010
What happened to Certificate of Road Worthiness?
Politics › Re: Judge Disqualifies Self From $180m Halliburton Bribe Case ! by slap1(m): 6:49am On Sep 08, 2010
“The files were returned because the suspects have not been formally charged,” he said.

The attornery general added that the defendants would be served tomorrow and a new trial date would be “formally announced.”
Dumb excuse! The suspects have not been formally charged and yet the trial date has been fixed. Are you all now amateur lawyers that you skip procedures so brazenly? Let the music play on . . .
Politics › Re: 2011: I Am In The Race, Jonathan Tells Govs by slap1(m): 6:32am On Sep 08, 2010
The good news is Jonathan will contest, the bad news is he might gag EFCC for the governors' support. . . politics as usual.
Politics › Re: Quran Burning Day; How Not To Be An Imbecille! by slap1(m): 10:06pm On Sep 07, 2010
bibiking1:
shouldn't this post be moved to the RELIGION thread??
Or the foreign section.
Politics › Re: Randy Punch Editor Dismissed For Attending Ibb Parley- Barawo, Shame On Gbawe by slap1(m): 10:01pm On Sep 07, 2010
I don't believe this story, especially the said amount IBB gave them.
Literature › 2010 Booker Prize Shortlist Announced! by slap1(op): 5:45pm On Sep 07, 2010
judges decide on six shortlisted titles


Peter Carey, Emma Donoghue, Damon Galgut, Howard Jacobson, Andrea Levy and Tom McCarthy are today, Tuesday 7 September, announced as the six shortlisted authors for the 2010 Man Booker Prize for Fiction. For over four decades the prize - the leading literary award in the English speaking world - has brought recognition, reward and readership to the outstanding new novels of the year. The shortlist was announced by Chair of judges, Sir Andrew Motion, at a press conference held at Man's London headquarters.

The six books, selected from the Man Booker Prize longlist of 13, are:

Peter Carey Parrot and Olivier in America (Faber and Faber)

Emma Donoghue Room (Picador - Pan Macmillan)

Damon Galgut In a Strange Room (Atlantic Books - Grove Atlantic)

Howard Jacobson The Finkler Question (Bloomsbury)

Andrea Levy The Long Song (Headline Review -
Headline Publishing Group)

Tom McCarthy C (Jonathan Cape - Random House)

Chair of judges Andrew Motion, comments:

"It's been a great privilege and an exciting challenge for us to reduce our longlist of thirteen to this shortlist of six outstandingly good novels. In doing so, we feel sure we've chosen books which demonstrate a rich variety of styles and themes - while in every case providing deep individual pleasures."

Australian author Peter Carey is one of only two authors to have won the prize twice, in 1988 for Oscar and Lucinda and in 2001 for True History of the Kelly Gang. Should he win this year, he would become the only author to have won three times. He was also shortlisted in 1985 for Illywhacker. South African author Damon Galgut has previously been shortlisted for his book The Good Doctor in 2003 and Howard Jacobson has been longlisted twice before for his novels Kalooki Nights in 2006 and Who's Sorry Now? in 2002. Irish author Emma Donoghue is, at 40, the youngest author on the shortlist.

The winner of the 2010 Man Booker Prize for Fiction will be announced on Tuesday 12 October at a dinner at London's Guildhall. The announcement will be broadcast on BBC News across television, radio and online.

The winner will receive a cheque for £50,000 and worldwide recognition. Last year's winning novel, Wolf Hall by Hilary Mantel, has now sold over half a million copies in the UK alone. Each of the six shortlisted authors, including the winner, receives £2,500 and a designer bound edition of their shortlisted book.

Chaired by Andrew Motion, former Poet Laureate, the 2010 judges are Rosie Blau, Literary Editor of the Financial Times; Deborah Bull, formerly a dancer, now Creative Director of the Royal Opera House as well as a writer and broadcaster; Tom Sutcliffe, journalist, broadcaster and author and Frances Wilson, biographer and critic.

On Sunday 10 October, two days before the winner is announced, the shortlisted authors will appear at Southbank Centre's Royal Festival Hall. It is the only public opportunity to join the 2010 shortlisted authors for readings from their books, discussion and an audience Q&A.

In addition, the Man Booker Prize has teamed up with the Victoria and Albert Museum and the London based private members' club The Groucho Club, who will both host events with some of the shortlisted authors for their members.

Last month the prize announced exciting new digital plans for 2010. The Man Booker Prize App is now free to download from the App Store to an Apple iPhone or iPod Touch and is the UK's first app for a literary prize. The prize has also partnered with T-Mobile via the digital book retailer GoSpoken. T-Mobile users can access content on their mobile phones and GoSpoken has provided free audio extracts from all the 13 longlisted titles which can be downloaded to subscribers' mobiles.


http://www.themanbookerprize.com/news/stories/1451
Education › Re: Abia State University Releases 2010/2011 Admission List(! by slap1(m): 3:47pm On Sep 07, 2010
If u stay in Aba, go to the Abia State University staff school at Umungasi, beside Ngwa High School and check yours. Goodluck!
Politics › Re: 'Who Lodged N9.3bn Into My Bank Account?' by slap1(m): 3:38pm On Sep 07, 2010
[quote author=Ibo-made link=topic=509971.msg6714099#msg6714099 date=1283867529]It could be an internal error of posting in the Bank or someone in the bank trying to play smart by delibrating posting it into his account.[/quote]Chairman you misdiagnosed the whole thing. If the money was lodged into that account, mistakenly especially, it's procedural that the guy be alerted 'cos the system is automated. Nothing happened. My theory is the money was suppossed to cool off in an 'innocent' account for the weekend before being moved, probably to a foreign bank. Then when the account suddenly got 'guilty', the money was quickly moved(as would have happened, anyway). And you'd be making a clown of yourself if you think the cashiers at the counter handle transactions of that magnitude. It is handled by the managers damagers, and it's not even a diurnal affair!
Politics › Re: 'Who Lodged N9.3bn Into My Bank Account?' by slap1(m): 3:02pm On Sep 07, 2010
Our banks are the pivot of money laundering, without them it's not gonna work! I'll give you an example: my uncle is doing his distant education in Imo State University. Three months ago he went to pay his school fees in the usual bank. Being in his final year he'd memorized the university's acc. no. and promptly filled the teller and submitted. To his suprize the cashier told him to clean the acc. number. Worse still, he wasn't given a new one. He was told to pay like that! He refused but later yielded when the futility of his feistiness got to him. As a reciept, he was asked to fill a form and take it to the school bursary. That is one of Ohakim's Clean and Green Initiative. Now this wouldn't have pulled through without the concrete connivance of the bank. . .
Politics › Re: Quran Burning Day; How Not To Be An Imbecille! by slap1(m): 12:27pm On Sep 07, 2010
That was damn long, couldn't finish it!
Politics › Re: Why Will Prof. Dora Akunyilu Publicly Speak Such English? by slap1(m): 12:21pm On Sep 07, 2010
[quote author=6fut+ link=topic=509991.msg6712947#msg6712947 date=1283858287]U shud knw dt i was only abbreviatin here wich evrybody does nd more ova i no b prof. Let doz who cal demselves prof live up2 it irrespectiv of dia discipline.period[/quote]Is this an apology . . . or a retreat?
Politics › Re: 'Who Lodged N9.3bn Into My Bank Account?' by slap1(m): 12:15pm On Sep 07, 2010
seanet02:
IBB
IBB is not a newbie to money laundering, he's got a PhD in that for crying out loud! You should be calling people like Ikedi Ohakim, T.A. Orji, Peter Obi and even the bank's branch manager. . .
Politics › Re: Why Will Prof. Dora Akunyilu Publicly Speak Such English? by slap1(m): 12:04pm On Sep 07, 2010
desgiezd:
@ Poster

Do you think its a text message you were sending and trying to manage space?
May be he is with his  mobile phone, trying to manage battery!
Romance › Re: She Keeps Laughing ! Why? by slap1(m): 10:20am On Sep 07, 2010
phemmy88:
OK, u wnt 2 know,ehn?
He passed a 9te in my crib, for a tutorial during last semester exam. . .
So the following morning, he took his bath, while dressing up, i mistakenly busted in. . I hope u get the picture!
Now this is looking more like a Nollywood script. . .
Politics › Re: 'Who Lodged N9.3bn Into My Bank Account?' by slap1(m): 10:15am On Sep 07, 2010
This should get more publicity. I've the feeling that bank managers now use accounts of apparently poor customers to lodge money for our poli-thieves-ians. And there was no record of an SMS alert for the deposit, if not for the ATM reciept the guy wouldn't have known how 'rich' he just got. This should make the front page, Nairaland should be used to expose corrupt deeds in this country(not that it's been doing otherwise)
Politics › Re: Why Will Prof. Dora Akunyilu Publicly Speak Such English? by slap1(m): 10:04am On Sep 07, 2010
She is a pharmacist, not a novelist. We all have our bad moments.
Politics › Re: Jonathan ‘ll Set Record By Not Contesting — Bamanga Tukur ! by slap1(m): 9:31am On Sep 07, 2010
We're not gonna eat a broken record, Mr. Tukur! So let's leave the records unbroken. . .
Politics › Re: 'Who Lodged N9.3bn Into My Bank Account?' by slap1(m): 9:11am On Sep 07, 2010
^Do u have the tendency to talk shyt? D guy wanted to confirm somtin and finally returned d money, how's that bad?
Romance › Re: She Keeps Laughing ! Why? by slap1(m): 8:54am On Sep 07, 2010
[quote author=Inked_Nerd link=topic=509825.msg6711590#msg6711590 date=1283844381]Did you not read the info in the link?[/quote]Dat na for Oyibo women jare! For Naija e fit mean say my guy don have d last  s£x of his life, or say d guy John Thomas be like cigarette i.e, e no reach at all at all!
Politics › Re: Beaf : by slap1(m): 6:24am On Sep 07, 2010
So Becomrich has opened a 'toasting' thread for you guys, abi?
Politics › Re: Obasanjo Humiliated By Canadian Immigration by slap1(m): 6:19am On Sep 07, 2010
the officials, who did not recognise him as former president of Nigeria,
OBJ was only joking, I think. Who forgets a face like that? Even if they didn't recognise him as the president of Nigeria, the face must have looked familiar.

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