Food › Re: Abuja Based Man Downs Plate Of Rice Garnished With 'Exotic' Lizard Meat. Photos by slapandfall(m): 1:07pm On Apr 07, 2018 |
BankeSmalls: Same way humans are animals, but can you compare yourself to a pig?  D |
Sports › Re: France Vs Nigeria: Women's Friendly - 8 - 0 (Full Time) by slapandfall(m): 8:49pm On Apr 06, 2018 |
Make them close this match oo.. This one na India vs Nigeria real live.. 101-0 |
Family › Re: 10 Richest Families In Nigeria 2018 By ManucheTv by slapandfall(m): 6:23pm On Apr 06, 2018*. Modified: 7:38pm On Apr 06, 2018 |
Abacha and IBB children go just dey laff this thread
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Art, Graphics & Video › Re: Nairaland Portfolio For Logo Designers 2018 by slapandfall(m): 11:38am On Apr 03, 2018 |
Booked for future purpose.. you can't tell. |
Sports › Re: Russia: 15 Facts About The 2018 FIFA World Cup by slapandfall(m): 9:51am On Apr 03, 2018 |
Who doesnot know this before? mtcheeeeeww.. waste of reading time |
Celebrities › Re: Learned Stoner Danielswags Gets 20k Retweet To Feature Kiss Daniel by slapandfall(m): 9:49am On Apr 03, 2018 |
If IamAirforce1 get sense shey e for hustle 40K Nairaland likes for Kcee so that Emoney go pity am. |
Christianity Etc › Re: 15 Amazing Things To Know About Good Friday by slapandfall(m): 5:20pm On Mar 30, 2018 |
No 2 is not true |
Business › Re: Konga Appoints Ex-Nokia VP as CEO by slapandfall(m): 8:02am On Mar 29, 2018 |
Dying Appointing Dead. Do Konga have purpose in life so? |
Celebrities › Re: Some People Only Carry God On Their Heads, And Not Their Hearts – Simi by slapandfall(m): 6:57am On Mar 29, 2018*. Modified: 7:26am On Mar 29, 2018 |
Join all the problem go Nigeria, somebody should still add your own?
I doubt the home training of this Simi. I have been saying it |
Celebrities › Re: PHOTOS: Empress Njamah Rocks Hijab For A Movie Role by slapandfall(m): 6:56am On Mar 29, 2018 |
JemilaColorsuf |
Family › Re: Would You Return The Money To Your Parents After The Floggings? (Photo) by slapandfall(m): 1:45pm On Mar 27, 2018 |
The good etiquette i learnt in Assemblies of God Sunday School children class will not allow me to keep it. True i go return am..
What if as you keep the money you wan go buy Mokaka from inside then trumpet con sound meet you for road. You go just divert enter Lake of Fire straight.. No need for judgement |
Politics › Re: PHOTOS: Lagos State Govt Completes Rehabilitation Of Alapere Roundabout by slapandfall(m): 6:50pm On Mar 26, 2018 |
R |
Christianity Etc › Re: Prophet Abiara And Grace Ojewande's Wedding Photo As He Remarries by slapandfall(m): 2:55pm On Mar 24, 2018 |
This is strong.
This could only be orchestrated by God alone |
Family › Re: Man Receives Car Gift From His Boss, Prince Ned Nwoko, After Welcoming A Child by slapandfall(m): 11:48am On Mar 24, 2018 |
Different Perspectives of people who will read this and the category they belong 1. Those who believe the boss is a good man. (Future Nigerians) 2. Those who believe the employee is good and that's why he got the gift. (Past Nigerians) 4. Those who believe the boss impregnated the employee's wife so he just gave the employee the car to take care of his baby on his behalf (Current Nigerians) 5. Those commenting and working so hard just to get likes and shares (me)  |
Celebrities › Re: Ebuka Obi-Uchendu's Biggest Fear Is Driving Beside Container Trucks In Lagos by slapandfall(m): 11:12pm On Mar 23, 2018 |
taylor89: Europe
I can't remember he was asked to name his biggest fear in any country
Why u dey tell us u dey Europe,
Should we rope ourself for you Ode Europe is not a country |
Celebrities › Re: The Love Letter Bassey Wrote To Tboss In The Big Brother House 2017 by slapandfall(m): 12:55pm On Mar 23, 2018 |
Chai, i narrowly miss front page because i dey read the stupid letter.
I mistake walai.. |
Celebrities › Re: Wande Coal Looks Dope In New Photos by slapandfall(m): 11:02am On Mar 23, 2018 |
Igbo wan kee this guy!
What does this mean Seun?
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Celebrities › Re: Davido Prays Before His Show In Niamey (Photos) by slapandfall(m): 9:43am On Mar 23, 2018 |
I watched one nollywood movie those day when Hanks Anuku (AKA Jando) and other guys acted as robbers and they always pray. (They always say Our Lord's prayer) before going for operations. May be this is similar too sha  |
Politics › Re: FG Did Not Pay Us Any Ransom – Boko Haram On Released Dapchi Girls by slapandfall(m): 5:05pm On Mar 22, 2018 |
This Nigeria sef na joke.
if Nigeria e sef get visa, e go comot for Nigeria go another country.
So Boko haram don turn resort center abi. Children just go vacation come back!! |
Crime › Re: Policeman Shoots Soldier Dead In Delta. Gets Arrested (Graphic Photos) by slapandfall(m): 4:28pm On Mar 22, 2018 |
They should just give this police man to soldiers.
The funny thing is that the soldiers will not kill him oo.. but!!!!! e go prefer to die by hanging compared to weting soldiers go do am |
Sports › Re: Super Eagles Players Camp In Poland (Photos) by slapandfall(m): 12:20pm On Mar 22, 2018 |
Not after everything they will have 1 point in group stage and go back to their clubs oo.
Nigerians go just put the vexation of Buhari for their head |
Celebrities › Re: Simi Slays In Beautiful Outfit, Her Mother Gives Hilarious Reaction by slapandfall(m): 8:51am On Mar 22, 2018 |
This is thier family issue |
Celebrities › Re: Raheem Sterling Wishes Osita Iheme A Happy Birthday On Instagram (photos) by slapandfall(m): 11:49am On Mar 21, 2018 |
So we should fry burger?
If not for condition.. are they age mates before! |
Crime › Re: Yahoo Boy Who Defrauded Swizz Woman On ‘Badoo’, Arrested. Photo by slapandfall(m): 11:48am On Mar 21, 2018 |
Which tribe is this from now.. Name is even confusing.. #Information now useful jare |
Sports › Re: Amara Kanu And Her “Healthy Living With Amarakanu" (Photos) by slapandfall(m): 9:56am On Mar 21, 2018 |
Na pant be that for last picture so? Some of these women na girls ooo |
Politics › Re: Criminals "Working For Dino Melaye" Paraded By Police In Kogi (Photos) by slapandfall(m): 9:21pm On Mar 19, 2018 |
ebbo: The gang leader's name is Zakaria and Osama use to be his second in command, ask any igala person from Kogi east for more clarification. Everything police said up there is the truth Like you are related to the leader? |
Politics › Re: Criminals "Working For Dino Melaye" Paraded By Police In Kogi (Photos) by slapandfall(m): 6:34pm On Mar 19, 2018 |
Naija police no go kee person with Laff.
In 4th paragraph 2nd to the last line they wrote ....under gang leader "Name Withheld"
5th Paragraph, they said... According to the gang leader "Kabiru Saidu aka Osama 31years".
Only then write name withheld later them write biography join am... Name + age...
This na Naija police Handwriting na I sabi thier writing well well
Yahaya Bello 3: Dino 2... Waiting on Dino to use shangalo equalise |
Politics › Re: The Message Adeyanju Deji Sent To CNN About President Buhari & Nigerian Media by slapandfall(m): 3:49pm On Mar 14, 2018 |
Hahahahahahahahahaha.. I'm not sure the normal people in Nigeria go reach 12.
CNN go be like.. Who be these ones again!!!... Trump will just be waiting to sack CNN oga if them try am |
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: I Stay In Ph, A Graduate, Pls I Need A Job, I Am Going Crazy by slapandfall(m): 1:57pm On Mar 14, 2018 |
Bros. Go do legbuke and raise cash to start something.. It could be barbinv saloon, renting wheelbarrows, drycleaning, tailoring etc.. Stop looking for somebody to give you "capital"..
Not everybody will find such luck.
You are complaining no money but you subscribe like 2k every month and you still dey buy card for your babe. "concentrate on first paragraph'
Sorry if too harsh but that is truth |
Phones › Re: How Do I Track My Stolen Tecno Phone by slapandfall(m): 7:31am On Mar 13, 2018 |
How much was the phone? |
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Why You Should Not Laminate Certificates And Other Vital Documents by slapandfall(m): 7:29am On Mar 13, 2018 |
Laminate if you can jare.. All mallam to e kettle |
Science/Technology › Re: How To Use Google Scientific Calculator Or Calculate With Google Search by slapandfall(m): 7:24am On Mar 13, 2018 |
Nellizzy: Ja und du? Ja.. Welch stadt in Deutschland? |