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Religion / Re: 15 Amazing Things To Know About Good Friday by slapandfall(m): 5:20pm On Mar 30, 2018
No 2 is not true
Business / Re: Konga Appoints Ex-Nokia VP as CEO by slapandfall(m): 8:02am On Mar 29, 2018
Dying Appointing Dead. Do Konga have purpose in life so?
Celebrities / Re: Some People Only Carry God On Their Heads, And Not Their Hearts – Simi by slapandfall(m): 6:57am On Mar 29, 2018
Join all the problem go Nigeria, somebody should still add your own?

I doubt the home training of this Simi. I have been saying it

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Celebrities / Re: PHOTOS: Empress Njamah Rocks Hijab For A Movie Role by slapandfall(m): 6:56am On Mar 29, 2018
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Family / Re: Would You Return The Money To Your Parents After The Floggings? (Photo) by slapandfall(m): 1:45pm On Mar 27, 2018
The good etiquette i learnt in Assemblies of God Sunday School children class will not allow me to keep it. True i go return am..

What if as you keep the money you wan go buy Mokaka from inside then trumpet con sound meet you for road. You go just divert enter Lake of Fire straight.. No need for judgement

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Politics / Re: PHOTOS: Lagos State Govt Completes Rehabilitation Of Alapere Roundabout by slapandfall(m): 6:50pm On Mar 26, 2018
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Religion / Re: Prophet Abiara And Grace Ojewande's Wedding Photo As He Remarries by slapandfall(m): 2:55pm On Mar 24, 2018
This is strong.

This could only be orchestrated by God alone

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Family / Re: Man Receives Car Gift From His Boss, Prince Ned Nwoko, After Welcoming A Child by slapandfall(m): 11:48am On Mar 24, 2018
Different Perspectives of people who will read this and the category they belong

1. Those who believe the boss is a good man. (Future Nigerians)

2. Those who believe the employee is good and that's why he got the gift. (Past Nigerians)

4. Those who believe the boss impregnated the employee's wife so he just gave the employee the car to take care of his baby on his behalf (Current Nigerians)

5. Those commenting and working so hard just to get likes and shares (me) tongue embarassed embarassed tongue tongue

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Celebrities / Re: Ebuka Obi-Uchendu's Biggest Fear Is Driving Beside Container Trucks In Lagos by slapandfall(m): 11:12pm On Mar 23, 2018
taylor89:



Europe







I can't remember he was asked to name his biggest fear in any country






Why u dey tell us u dey Europe,




Should we rope ourself for you


Ode Europe is not a country
Celebrities / Re: The Love Letter Bassey Wrote To Tboss In The Big Brother House 2017 by slapandfall(m): 12:55pm On Mar 23, 2018
Chai, i narrowly miss front page because i dey read the stupid letter.

I mistake walai..

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Celebrities / Re: Wande Coal Looks Dope In New Photos by slapandfall(m): 11:02am On Mar 23, 2018
Igbo wan kee this guy!

What does this mean Seun?

Celebrities / Re: Davido Prays Before His Show In Niamey (Photos) by slapandfall(m): 9:43am On Mar 23, 2018
I watched one nollywood movie those day when Hanks Anuku (AKA Jando) and other guys acted as robbers and they always pray. (They always say Our Lord's prayer) before going for operations.

May be this is similar too sha undecided undecided undecided

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Politics / Re: FG Did Not Pay Us Any Ransom – Boko Haram On Released Dapchi Girls by slapandfall(m): 5:05pm On Mar 22, 2018
This Nigeria sef na joke.

if Nigeria e sef get visa, e go comot for Nigeria go another country.

So Boko haram don turn resort center abi. Children just go vacation come back!!

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Crime / Re: Policeman Shoots Soldier Dead In Delta. Gets Arrested (Graphic Photos) by slapandfall(m): 4:28pm On Mar 22, 2018
They should just give this police man to soldiers.

The funny thing is that the soldiers will not kill him oo.. but!!!!! e go prefer to die by hanging compared to weting soldiers go do am

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Sports / Re: Super Eagles Players Camp In Poland (Photos) by slapandfall(m): 12:20pm On Mar 22, 2018
Not after everything they will have 1 point in group stage and go back to their clubs oo.

Nigerians go just put the vexation of Buhari for their head

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Celebrities / Re: Simi Slays In Beautiful Outfit, Her Mother Gives Hilarious Reaction by slapandfall(m): 8:51am On Mar 22, 2018
This is thier family issue
Celebrities / Re: Raheem Sterling Wishes Osita Iheme A Happy Birthday On Instagram (photos) by slapandfall(m): 11:49am On Mar 21, 2018
So we should fry burger?

If not for condition.. are they age mates before!
Crime / Re: Yahoo Boy Who Defrauded Swizz Woman On ‘Badoo’, Arrested. Photo by slapandfall(m): 11:48am On Mar 21, 2018
Which tribe is this from now.. Name is even confusing.. #Information now useful jare
Sports / Re: Amara Kanu And Her “Healthy Living With Amarakanu" (Photos) by slapandfall(m): 9:56am On Mar 21, 2018
Na pant be that for last picture so?
Some of these women na girls ooo

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Politics / Re: Criminals "Working For Dino Melaye" Paraded By Police In Kogi (Photos) by slapandfall(m): 9:21pm On Mar 19, 2018
ebbo:


The gang leader's name is Zakaria and Osama use to be his second in command, ask any igala person from Kogi east for more clarification. Everything police said up there is the truth

Like you are related to the leader?
Politics / Re: Criminals "Working For Dino Melaye" Paraded By Police In Kogi (Photos) by slapandfall(m): 6:34pm On Mar 19, 2018
Naija police no go kee person with Laff.

In 4th paragraph 2nd to the last line they wrote ....under gang leader "Name Withheld"

5th Paragraph, they said... According to the gang leader "Kabiru Saidu aka Osama 31years".

Only then write name withheld later them write biography join am... Name + age...

This na Naija police Handwriting na
I sabi thier writing well well

Yahaya Bello 3: Dino 2...
Waiting on Dino to use shangalo equalise

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Politics / Re: The Message Adeyanju Deji Sent To CNN About President Buhari & Nigerian Media by slapandfall(m): 3:49pm On Mar 14, 2018
Hahahahahahahahahaha.. I'm not sure the normal people in Nigeria go reach 12.

CNN go be like.. Who be these ones again!!!... Trump will just be waiting to sack CNN oga if them try am

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: I Stay In Ph, A Graduate, Pls I Need A Job, I Am Going Crazy by slapandfall(m): 1:57pm On Mar 14, 2018
Bros. Go do legbuke and raise cash to start something.. It could be barbinv saloon, renting wheelbarrows, drycleaning, tailoring etc.. Stop looking for somebody to give you "capital"..

Not everybody will find such luck.

You are complaining no money but you subscribe like 2k every month and you still dey buy card for your babe. "concentrate on first paragraph'

Sorry if too harsh but that is truth
Phones / Re: How Do I Track My Stolen Tecno Phone by slapandfall(m): 7:31am On Mar 13, 2018
How much was the phone?
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Why You Should Not Laminate Certificates And Other Vital Documents by slapandfall(m): 7:29am On Mar 13, 2018
Laminate if you can jare.. All mallam to e kettle
Science/Technology / Re: How To Use Google Scientific Calculator Or Calculate With Google Search by slapandfall(m): 7:24am On Mar 13, 2018
Nellizzy:

Ja und du?

Ja.. Welch stadt in Deutschland?
Science/Technology / Re: How To Use Google Scientific Calculator Or Calculate With Google Search by slapandfall(m): 4:44pm On Mar 12, 2018
This thing is old na... Chai.. Na only to search for Wizkid new song u sabi use google for
Science/Technology / Re: How To Use Google Scientific Calculator Or Calculate With Google Search by slapandfall(m): 4:44pm On Mar 12, 2018
Nellizzy:
Sehr schön

Hallo, lebst du in Deutschland?
Nairaland / General / Re: . by slapandfall(m): 12:08am On Mar 11, 2018
Slap and fall is a type of Jazz that has been useful since early 2000s. Considering many online rodents in Social Media, I need to activate this Jazz to deal with them..
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Access Bank Employs All 51 First Class Graduates Of Gombe State University by slapandfall(m): 8:05pm On Mar 10, 2018
Thank you Buhari.. Buhari till 2023

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Celebrities / Re: Shatta Wale Arrested By Police In Ghana by slapandfall(m): 1:59pm On Mar 06, 2018
Waooo I was quite fast
Celebrities / Re: Ex BBNaija Star, Debie Rise Stun In Pant And Bra Photoshoot by slapandfall(m): 8:21am On Mar 06, 2018
Not dibierise

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