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Politics / Re: "Nigeria Needs Igbo President" - Apostle Johnson Suleman by slapandfall(m): 2:49pm On Apr 23, 2018
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Celebrities / Re: Bisola's Outfit To BBNaija Grand Finale 2018 (Pictures) by slapandfall(m): 11:56am On Apr 23, 2018
lets shift close to look.

Closer kor close up ni
Politics / Re: Hausa And Yoruba Clash In Akure (Photos, Video) by slapandfall(m): 10:28am On Apr 23, 2018
Who kon find trouble so!

Why is dividing this country so every East West North and South can go on their own so difficult?

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Career / Re: Uba Honours Staff At 2018 Ceo Awards by slapandfall(m): 8:03am On Apr 23, 2018
Lifeofpolice1:
thanks bros

I will

You are welcome.. expecting..
Career / Re: Uba Honours Staff At 2018 Ceo Awards by slapandfall(m): 7:26am On Apr 23, 2018
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Career / Re: Uba Honours Staff At 2018 Ceo Awards by slapandfall(m): 7:19am On Apr 23, 2018
Hope they honor Buhari... Oh sorry he banks with Union Bank
TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija 2018 Grand Finale And Winner Announcement (Live Thread) by slapandfall(m): 8:36pm On Apr 22, 2018
Lazy Nigerian Youths are gathered here. Lai Mohammed is releasing names of Lazy Youths next week.. Watch bout for your name
Romance / Re: Zimbabwean Sex Workers Have Sex In Church Building by slapandfall(m): 11:12am On Apr 20, 2018
The shape of Nairaland Topics be like sexy babe own. See the figure 8 grin grin grin

Business / Re: Zenith Bank Plc Records N47 Billion Profit After Tax In First Quarter by slapandfall(m): 8:34am On Apr 20, 2018
yet them no go employ
Celebrities / Re: Comedian Akpororo Shares Photos Of His Twin Babies by slapandfall(m): 3:59pm On Apr 19, 2018
This is the reason why the Mazen stick was collected.

Somebody collect abi thief mazen stick that is not upto 20thousand naira and people that are stealing billions every time are passing judgement to him.

Not like they even use the Mazen stick sef o.. if the mazen stick was useful, budgets would have been approved on time..

The guy should keep the Mazen stick or go put it in Museum jare. Atleast we can improve our arts and culture sector with that.
Politics / Re: #LazyNigerianYouths Trends On Twitter As Nigerians React To PMB's Comment by slapandfall(m): 12:44pm On Apr 19, 2018
The only way to validate that Nigeria is lazy is the way they react.

This only confirms what the Dullard said.. Everyone in Nigeria is Lazy.

Imagine police and soldiers couldnot stop someone from collecting their maze. Are the security men not Lazy?

Infact like i said before, lets go beg Mama Charlie for UK make he send the British to come rule us again. I bet you withing 1 year, Nigeria will have Electricity..

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Romance / Re: What Is Wrong With Sex After Traditional Marriage? by slapandfall(m): 10:02am On Apr 19, 2018
Go and ask your Pastor or marriage committee in Church. This is how you people make somebody to start thinking rubbish

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Politics / Re: Stolen Mace: Comedian Ali Baba Blasts Politicians by slapandfall(m): 5:55pm On Apr 18, 2018
The only solution to Nigeria is going to beg the British to come back and rule us. We should apologize to them for asking for our independence.

I am pretty sure if Nigeria was still ruled by the White man, atleast we would have had electricity by now.

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Crime / Re: Motorcylist Bathes Lover With Acid Over Alleged Infidelity by slapandfall(m): 10:31am On Apr 18, 2018
Yea i made it...
Celebrities / Re: Speed Darlington Protests Against BBNaija For Using Song BangDadaDan Without Pay by slapandfall(m): 2:38pm On Apr 16, 2018
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Education / Re: “I Wore This To School & My Lecturer Called Me A Tout” – Lady (photo) by slapandfall(m): 7:27am On Apr 16, 2018
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Celebrities / Re: Tonto Dikeh: I Stopped Calling Halima Abubakar Because Of Food Disagreement by slapandfall(m): 9:56pm On Apr 15, 2018
What exactly is the essence of this thread now?
Foreign Affairs / Re: 5 Facts About Netherlands You May Never Know- Aroms by slapandfall(m): 1:43pm On Apr 13, 2018
The only difference is their president has sense and our president has gone to UK to borrow sense that he will not still use!

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Career / Re: Fast Food Employee's "Beautiful" Act Of Kindness Goes Viral (Photos, Video) by slapandfall(m): 9:11am On Apr 13, 2018
omocalabar:
STFU....will ur manager even allow u such?..not everyone is a cow like u

Shutup your mouth.
Is manager always there when you dey thief!

Why dem call am thiefing? no be cause say nobody dey see you?
Education / Re: "Accuser Of Professor Akindele Has Refused To Come Forward" - OAU Management by slapandfall(m): 8:16am On Apr 13, 2018
Come forward con do wetin?

Which one is Accusser!

She didnot accuse him. She only showed us the video and we Believe and Accused him ourselves. so we are the Accusers. If you want the Accuser, you are asking the whole of Nigeria to come forward.

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Celebrities / Re: Daddy Freeze & Tastebudz Feed 890 People At Okobaba Destitute Camp For Lepers by slapandfall(m): 8:16am On Apr 13, 2018
This man will soon contest for House of Assembly.

Na today!!! mtcheeeeeeew

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Properties / Re: Tips For Cleaning Your Home Appliances To Make Them Last by slapandfall(m): 8:15am On Apr 13, 2018
Omo and Water and Rag... Note (and should be done on Saturdays only)... Simple.

Don't make life difficult

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Career / Re: Fast Food Employee's "Beautiful" Act Of Kindness Goes Viral (Photos, Video) by slapandfall(m): 8:14am On Apr 13, 2018
If na Nigeria, the employee go thief the food run

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Career / Re: Night Security My Colleagues Exposing Himself Always While Sleeping by slapandfall(m): 8:12am On Apr 13, 2018
Incomplete story.
But space reserved. You can't tell what the future holds

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Travel / Re: 20 Things To Know About The Lekki-ikoyi Link Bridge by slapandfall(m): 2:43pm On Apr 09, 2018
Just 25Billion for the bridge. Then imagine how many bridges Nigerian politicians done thief!!
Food / Re: Abuja Based Man Downs Plate Of Rice Garnished With 'Exotic' Lizard Meat. Photos by slapandfall(m): 1:07pm On Apr 07, 2018
BankeSmalls:


Same way humans are animals, but can you compare yourself to a pig? grin
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Sports / Re: France Vs Nigeria: Women's Friendly - 8 - 0 (Full Time) by slapandfall(m): 8:49pm On Apr 06, 2018
Make them close this match oo.. This one na India vs Nigeria real live.. 101-0

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Family / Re: 10 Richest Families In Nigeria 2018 By ManucheTv by slapandfall(m): 6:23pm On Apr 06, 2018
Abacha and IBB children go just dey laff this thread

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Art, Graphics & Video / Re: Nairaland Portfolio For Logo Designers 2018 by slapandfall(m): 11:38am On Apr 03, 2018
Booked for future purpose.. you can't tell.
Sports / Re: Russia: 15 Facts About The 2018 FIFA World Cup by slapandfall(m): 9:51am On Apr 03, 2018
Who doesnot know this before? mtcheeeeeww.. waste of reading time
Celebrities / Re: Learned Stoner Danielswags Gets 20k Retweet To Feature Kiss Daniel by slapandfall(m): 9:49am On Apr 03, 2018
If IamAirforce1 get sense shey e for hustle 40K Nairaland likes for Kcee so that Emoney go pity am.

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