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No worry yourself.. Father Mbaka will come up with an explanation and his followers will believe. He may come and say something like his prophesy is for 2027.. something something sha.. they can always say something to justify why their predictions failed |
I play drums in church. i went to night vigil from Work after that VI/Lekki traffic. when pastor was preaching i was sleeping on the drums, na so i fall yakata for ground and the whole drum scatter with big noise Everybody was shocked even the other people who were sleeping screamed Jesus from sleep cos they were all shocked by the sudden loud noise. Pastor was just looking at me and i just open my mouth for ground cos i no fit talk. I just carry my bible dey go house |
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Chai... walai.. Nigeria is beyond repair. |
Ekakamba:HOLDING PEPE ![]() |
CallMeGod:Yes.. this will make is more interactive.. the smileys currently here are archaic |
Vicintonsh:not for complains.. just issue and recommendations... thanks |
slapandfall:Thread created: https://www.nairaland.com/5434760/suggestions-how-make-nairaland-better#82527522 |
Babprosper20:Just did : https://www.nairaland.com/5434760/suggestions-how-make-nairaland-better#82527522 |
Nairaland is largely a well-known forum and currently enjoys the privilege of being one the first forums in Nigeria in the wake of Social media revolution. Given that Nairaland has helped its users with lots of information and ideas we have benefited from in one way or the other plus progress never ends, we will like to have a collection of ideas of how we could probably improve Nairaland. eg - UI/UX (User Interface Design and User Experience) of the site - Topics making front pages - Time at which breaking news reach front pages - etc I suggest, if you have ideas to make things better, carefully state it and suggest solution. Sample Template: Issue: Time at which breaking news reach front pages. Recommendations: 1. Mods should be more proactive and quick in moving relevant breaking news to front pages or 2. nairaland implement algorithms which can learn and detect threads with relevant breaking news and automatically move them to front page of maybe the algorithm will send notifications to mods about these threads so they can quickly verify and move them to front page instead of waiting after it has been seen in other blogs or forums days/weeks ago. A typical example of a very late thread is: https://www.nairaland.com/5407344/samuel-etoo-retires-football#82072353 |
Icecream4U:you sound like Buhari. You can never learn from the way you sound |
What is with this new Nairaland design sef? It looks like an old newspaper. If Nairaland was smart and agreed to evolve, it would have been the Nigerian or perhaps African Twitter by now. But no... they choose to remain in 2006. Now, they are back to 2001.. #PopularSaying Seun... please learn and be innovative with this site.. nothing significantly positively new since how many years.. You can even create a thread to ask for Suggestions what features Nairalanders will like to be on Nairaland. From this ideas, you can harvest the best ones and implement. ... ...a concerned Nairalander |
What is with this new Nairaland design sef? It looks like an old newspaper. If Nairaland was smart and agreed to evolve, it would have been the Nigerian or perhaps African Twitter by now. But no... they choose to remain in 2006. Now, they are back to 2001.. #PopularSaying Seun... please learn and be innovative with this site.. nothing significantly positively new since how many years.. You can even create a thread to ask for Suggestions what features Nairalanders will like to be on Nairaland. From this ideas, you can harvest the best ones and implement. ... ...a concerned Nairalander |
What is with this new Nairaland design sef? It looks like an old newspaper. If Nairaland was smart and agreed to evolve, it would have been the Nigerian or perhaps African Twitter by now. But no... they choose to remain in 2006. Now, they are back to 2001.. #PopularSaying Seun... please learn and be innovative with this site.. nothing significantly positively new since how many years.. You can even create a thread to ask for Suggestions what features Nairalanders will like to be on Nairaland. From this ideas, you can harvest the best ones and implement. ... ...a concerned Nairalander |
What is with this new Nairaland design sef? It looks like an old newspaper. If Nairaland was smart and agreed to evolve, it would have been the Nigerian or perhaps African Twitter by now. But no... they choose to remain in 2006. Now, they are back to 2001.. #PopularSaying Seun... please learn and be innovative with this site.. nothing significantly positively new since how many years.. You can even create a thread to ask for Suggestions what features Nairalanders will like to be on Nairaland. From this ideas, you can harvest the best ones and implement. ... ...a concerned Nairalander |
What is with this new Nairaland design sef? It looks like an old newspaper. If Nairaland was smart and agreed to evolve, it would have been the Nigerian or perhaps African Twitter by now. But no... they choose to remain in 2006. Now, they are back to 2001.. #PopularSaying Seun... please learn and be innovative with this site.. nothing significantly positively new since how many years.. You can even create a thread to ask for Suggestions what features Nairalanders will like to be on Nairaland. From this ideas, you can harvest the best ones and implement. ... ...a concerned Nairalander |
yommen:You don't sound normal |
Lols Nairaland.. Always 1 week late.. Na now una know? |
MelesZenawi:God bless you. Useless Government |
Fans are the hardest people to please... Man U Fans said Pogba is sh*t.. Now RealMadrid was ready to buy, Man U Fans dey beg am not to go.. lols |
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This is revolutionary.. God let this solution spread across the world. Cancer has really taken so many many lifes and many families have been wounded by loss of loved ones from Cancer. Thank you Jesus |
jamesfadairo:Yea.. Exactly when the person is always trying to express himself to justify somethings. He is then forced to use many words in English which he thinks "brings clarity" however, he is just making it worse in the ears of native English speakers . ![]() An example, if you are Yoruba / hausa / Ibo, try to use google translate to translate some sentences from English to Yoruba / Ibo / Hausa. You go laugh tire |
Jozzy4:Yea i have noticed it severally with how they speak especially when you relate with most of them day by day |
We need to understand that Ronaldo and like some other European players are not native English speakers. So their use of English is not the best. Hence they use some words which they do not know it sounds rude or has some form of pride. "not like they themselves are really rude or proud" but that is just the way they can speak English because they speak by word to word translation. If you get what i mean ![]() |
Am i first to comment? Who is she? |
This is like the 7th time with this heading. How many times the Fulham FC dey come? Is that Fulham FC of England or Fulham FC of Lebanon? I nor understand |
Glad to be part of this ![]() |
Live streaming link please? |



