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PoliticsRe: Uche Nwosu Withdraws Case Against Ihedioha’s Election At Supreme Court by slapandfall(m): 4:03pm On Jan 14, 2020
No worry yourself.. Father Mbaka will come up with an explanation and his followers will believe.

He may come and say something like his prophesy is for 2027.. something something sha.. they can always say something to justify why their predictions failed
Christianity EtcRe: What's Your Most Embarrassing Moment In Church? Share Your Experience. by slapandfall(m): 3:41pm On Oct 27, 2019
I play drums in church. i went to night vigil from Work after that VI/Lekki traffic.
when pastor was preaching i was sleeping on the drums, na so i fall yakata for ground and the whole drum scatter with big noise

Everybody was shocked even the other people who were sleeping screamed Jesus from sleep cos they were all shocked by the sudden loud noise.

Pastor was just looking at me and i just open my mouth for ground cos i no fit talk.

I just carry my bible dey go house
PoliticsRe: CNN Adverts: FG Must Punish Dangote, Zenithbank, Globacom - Bode George by slapandfall(m): 7:15am On Oct 11, 2019
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PoliticsRe: Governor Umahi Arrives From South Africa, Inspects Project Sites Immediately by slapandfall(m): 8:41am On Oct 05, 2019
Chai... walai.. Nigeria is beyond repair.
SportsRe: Arsenal’s Best Line-up To Face Man Utd: No Xhaka Or Ozil by slapandfall(m): 11:38am On Sep 30, 2019
Ekakamba:
Riddle!
One pic 2 Arsenal players. Who are they? grin tongue
https://c8.alamy.com/comp/AGAC87/man-s-hand-holding-a-red-chilli-pepper-AGAC87.jpg
HOLDING PEPE smiley
Nairaland GeneralRe: Suggestions On How To Make Nairaland Better by slapandfall(op): 5:06pm On Sep 24, 2019
CallMeGod:
Reactions for post and comments like Facebook and tag groups
Yes.. this will make is more interactive.. the smileys currently here are archaic
Nairaland GeneralRe: Suggestions On How To Make Nairaland Better by slapandfall(op): 5:05pm On Sep 24, 2019
Vicintonsh:
I wonder what kind of update this is....seems more like a downgrade...I.mean how can one of the biggest forums in Africa be looking the same way for so long...we don't care what is going on behind the scene at the backend...get a good UI/UX company to upgrade the look and feel of this website...haba....site looking like what an HTML leaner is playing with angry
not for complains.. just issue and recommendations... thanks
Christianity EtcRe: Football: "Game Of Antichrist" By A.F Funmilayo by slapandfall(m): 4:32pm On Sep 24, 2019
slapandfall:
What is with this new Nairaland design sef? It looks like an old newspaper.

If Nairaland was smart and agreed to evolve, it would have been the Nigerian or perhaps African Twitter by now.
But no... they choose to remain in 2006. Now, they are back to 2001.. #PopularSaying

Seun... please learn and be innovative with this site.. nothing significantly positively new since how many years..

You can even create a thread to ask for Suggestions what features Nairalanders will like to be on Nairaland.
From this ideas, you can harvest the best ones and implement. ...

...a concerned Nairalander
Thread created: https://www.nairaland.com/5434760/suggestions-how-make-nairaland-better#82527522
Christianity EtcRe: Football: "Game Of Antichrist" By A.F Funmilayo by slapandfall(m): 4:32pm On Sep 24, 2019
Nairaland GeneralSuggestions On How To Make Nairaland Better by slapandfall(op): 4:31pm On Sep 24, 2019
Nairaland is largely a well-known forum and currently enjoys the privilege of being one the first forums in Nigeria in the wake of Social media revolution.

Given that Nairaland has helped its users with lots of information and ideas we have benefited from in one way or the other plus progress never ends, we will like to have a collection of ideas of how we could probably improve Nairaland.

eg
- UI/UX (User Interface Design and User Experience) of the site
- Topics making front pages
- Time at which breaking news reach front pages
- etc

I suggest, if you have ideas to make things better, carefully state it and suggest solution.

Sample Template:

Issue: Time at which breaking news reach front pages.

Recommendations: 1. Mods should be more proactive and quick in moving relevant breaking news to front pages or
2. nairaland implement algorithms which can learn and detect threads with relevant breaking news and automatically move them to front page of maybe the algorithm will send notifications to mods about these threads so they can quickly verify and move them to front page instead of waiting after it has been seen in other blogs or forums days/weeks ago.

A typical example of a very late thread is: https://www.nairaland.com/5407344/samuel-etoo-retires-football#82072353
Christianity EtcRe: Football: "Game Of Antichrist" By A.F Funmilayo by slapandfall(m): 1:43pm On Sep 24, 2019
Icecream4U:
But you are still here since 2001. Seun needs an award!
you sound like Buhari.

You can never learn from the way you sound
CrimeRe: Man Intentionally Drives Van Into Ex-wife’s House, Causing Fire (Photos) by slapandfall(m): 12:27pm On Sep 24, 2019
What is with this new Nairaland design sef? It looks like an old newspaper.

If Nairaland was smart and agreed to evolve, it would have been the Nigerian or perhaps African Twitter by now.
But no... they choose to remain in 2006. Now, they are back to 2001.. #PopularSaying

Seun... please learn and be innovative with this site.. nothing significantly positively new since how many years..

You can even create a thread to ask for Suggestions what features Nairalanders will like to be on Nairaland.
From this ideas, you can harvest the best ones and implement. ...

...a concerned Nairalander
TV/MoviesRe: 2face At The Big Brother House In 2006 (Photos) by slapandfall(m): 11:47am On Sep 24, 2019
What is with this new Nairaland design sef? It looks like an old newspaper.

If Nairaland was smart and agreed to evolve, it would have been the Nigerian or perhaps African Twitter by now.
But no... they choose to remain in 2006. Now, they are back to 2001.. #PopularSaying

Seun... please learn and be innovative with this site.. nothing significantly positively new since how many years..

You can even create a thread to ask for Suggestions what features Nairalanders will like to be on Nairaland.
From this ideas, you can harvest the best ones and implement. ...

...a concerned Nairalander
EducationRe: Ghanaian Teacher Carries His Pupil To Teach Proper And Improper Fractions by slapandfall(m): 11:40am On Sep 24, 2019
What is with this new Nairaland design sef? It looks like an old newspaper.

If Nairaland was smart and agreed to evolve, it would have been the Nigerian or perhaps African Twitter by now.
But no... they choose to remain in 2006. Now, they are back to 2001.. #PopularSaying

Seun... please learn and be innovative with this site.. nothing significantly positively new since how many years..

You can even create a thread to ask for Suggestions what features Nairalanders will like to be on Nairaland.
From this ideas, you can harvest the best ones and implement. ...

...a concerned Nairalander
EducationRe: OAU To Build Own Airport Soon - VC Prof Eyitope by slapandfall(m):
What is with this new Nairaland design sef? It looks like an old newspaper.

If Nairaland was smart and agreed to evolve, it would have been the Nigerian or perhaps African Twitter by now.
But no... they choose to remain in 2006. Now, they are back to 2001.. #PopularSaying

Seun... please learn and be innovative with this site.. nothing significantly positively new since how many years..

You can even create a thread to ask for Suggestions what features Nairalanders will like to be on Nairaland.
From this ideas, you can harvest the best ones and implement. ...

...a concerned Nairalander
CelebritiesRe: IDRIS: Tayo Sobola Tells Saidi Balogun To Present The Man Who Defrauded Her Fans by slapandfall(m):
What is with this new Nairaland design sef? It looks like an old newspaper.

If Nairaland was smart and agreed to evolve, it would have been the Nigerian or perhaps African Twitter by now.
But no... they choose to remain in 2006. Now, they are back to 2001.. #PopularSaying

Seun... please learn and be innovative with this site.. nothing significantly positively new since how many years..

You can even create a thread to ask for Suggestions what features Nairalanders will like to be on Nairaland.
From this ideas, you can harvest the best ones and implement. ...

...a concerned Nairalander
SportsRe: Samuel Eto’o Retires From Football by slapandfall(m): 7:20am On Sep 10, 2019
yommen:
If you knew b4, you know. I'm seeing the news here for the first time. I believe some other people might also be seeing it for the first time here too. It's better to just shot up than to look forward to criticising unnecessarily. Our ITK is actually whats causing xenophobia in SA against us. Truth be told.
You don't sound normal
SportsRe: Samuel Eto’o Retires From Football by slapandfall(m): 5:42pm On Sep 09, 2019
Lols Nairaland.. Always 1 week late..
Na now una know?
TravelRe: An Overview Of The Loko-oweto Bridge, The Bridge Linking Benue & Nasarawa States by slapandfall(m): 6:10am On Sep 06, 2019
MelesZenawi:
Am not thinking anything.

Let them just complete the bridge and that ends it.

They are not doing it with their money.
God bless you.
Useless Government
SportsRe: Chelsea Condemn Racist Abuse Of Tammy Abraham by slapandfall(m): 6:45am On Aug 16, 2019
Fans are the hardest people to please... Man U Fans said Pogba is sh*t.. Now RealMadrid was ready to buy, Man U Fans dey beg am not to go.. lols
PoliticsRe: “Why I Sponsored Correctional Service Bill” – Senator Andy Uba by slapandfall(m): 6:45am On Aug 16, 2019
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HealthRe: Israeli Technology Can Now Freeze Cancer Cells by slapandfall(m): 2:10pm On Aug 08, 2019
This is revolutionary.. God let this solution spread across the world.

Cancer has really taken so many many lifes and many families have been wounded by loss of loved ones from Cancer.

Thank you Jesus
SportsRe: Ronaldo: Barca Invested A Lot Of Money In Last 5 Years, But Haven't Won UCL by slapandfall(m): 2:31pm On Jul 30, 2019
jamesfadairo:
you are very right, this thing you explained at times put Jose Mourinho into trouble
Yea.. Exactly when the person is always trying to express himself to justify somethings. He is then forced to use many words in English which he thinks "brings clarity" however, he is just making it worse in the ears of native English speakers . smiley

An example, if you are Yoruba / hausa / Ibo, try to use google translate to translate some sentences from English to Yoruba / Ibo / Hausa.

You go laugh tire
SportsRe: Ronaldo: Barca Invested A Lot Of Money In Last 5 Years, But Haven't Won UCL by slapandfall(m): 1:42pm On Jul 30, 2019
Jozzy4:
I kinda reason with you
Yea i have noticed it severally with how they speak especially when you relate with most of them day by day
SportsRe: Ronaldo: Barca Invested A Lot Of Money In Last 5 Years, But Haven't Won UCL by slapandfall(m): 12:41pm On Jul 30, 2019
We need to understand that Ronaldo and like some other European players are not native English speakers.
So their use of English is not the best.

Hence they use some words which they do not know it sounds rude or has some form of pride. "not like they themselves are really rude or proud" but that is just the way they can speak English because they speak by word to word translation.

If you get what i mean undecided
TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija: Khafi "How I Lost UK Political Election" by slapandfall(m): 7:36pm On Jul 24, 2019
Am i first to comment?

Who is she?
SportsRe: Fulham FC Arrives Nigeria, Meet Ex Minister Of Youth And Sports Development by slapandfall(m): 5:28pm On Jul 08, 2019
This is like the 7th time with this heading.
How many times the Fulham FC dey come?

Is that Fulham FC of England or Fulham FC of Lebanon?

I nor understand
TravelRe: Qatar Airways Is 2019 World's Best Airlines, See The Top 10 African Airlines by slapandfall(m): 4:31pm On Jun 21, 2019
Glad to be part of this smiley
SportsRe: Nigeria Vs South Korea: FIFA Women's World Cup (2 - 0) Full Time by slapandfall(m): 2:22pm On Jun 12, 2019
Live streaming link please?

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