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Politics / Re: Jonathan Is A Patriotic, Exemplary Leader Says APC by slapandfall(m): 8:27am On Nov 20, 2017
seguno2:


Are you saying that Buhari is also a thief?
Adonbelieveit.

No, highway robber

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Politics / Re: Jonathan Is A Patriotic, Exemplary Leader Says APC by slapandfall(m): 8:11am On Nov 20, 2017
This sums it all.

A thief will not see anything wrong with another thief.
Which sin did the citizens commit to have these idiots as our leaders sef.

I pity the citizens shouting APC and PDP.

They are all the same ooooo just bearing different names.

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Politics / Re: Oseloka Obaze Rejects Anambra Election Results by slapandfall(m): 8:04am On Nov 20, 2017
Oseloka Obaze resemble Yoruba abi Benin name ooo..

So meaning Oduduwa can even rule this Igbos self.
We must be one Nigeria ooo.. You people are not going anywhere.. Na by force

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Education / Re: How Can Someone Recover His Lost Certificates? by slapandfall(m): 7:50am On Nov 20, 2017
You can go and get ---- To whom it may concern----

I also lost my original SSCE result from NECO when we were about doing verification in school then .. that was about 6years ago.
All i did was to reprint the scores online through NECO website, do police extract and also went to the school where i wrote the NECO and asked them for my NECO result transcript stamped with the school stamp then I went to NECO office so they could stamp it for me.


As for the statement of result, go do a police extract asap and if you can get your transcript from your school, do that immediately and then process your orginal certificate from your school. Once you have the certificate from your school, i don't think the Statement of result is too important again.

Well interestingly, i have done my masters, worked in a big Nigerian Firm, worked in another 2 Multinationals and currently working in Europe.

All i mean is that... losing documents no mean say your life don end oo.
There is always a way out but just know that NO CERTIFICATE IS ISSUED TWICE as far as i know.

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Business / Re: ‘Nigeria Earned N69.2bn From Solid Minerals In One Year’ by slapandfall(m): 7:48am On Nov 20, 2017
Please stop saying Nigeria.. Just say " The Politicians Earned N69.2bn From Solid Minerals In One Year’.

We dey read money everyday but still one of the most under-developed countries of the world.

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Religion / Re: Apostle Johnson Suleman Dressed As A Policeman To Church (Photos) by slapandfall(m): 4:09pm On Nov 19, 2017
Can't you all see they were acting drama in church?

Are so covered with hate and sentiments that we don't even give room for reasoning?

This is disappointing..

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Crime / Re: 3 Nigerian Students Arrested For Drug Peddling In Cyprus (photos) by slapandfall(m): 5:23pm On Nov 18, 2017
IPOD teaching AFONJA bad things

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Celebrities / Re: Actress Kate Henshaw Shows Off Her Abs(photo) by slapandfall(m): 10:57am On Nov 17, 2017
It's your journey, then why are you showing us.

IRONY
Celebrities / Re: Dammy Krane Flaunts New Hairstyle: I know Say I no Fine, I Dont Mind You Copying by slapandfall(m): 10:54am On Nov 17, 2017
It is like devil has hired satan and antichrist to deal with this poor boy's career... Please don't ignore him in your prayers

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Nairaland / General / Re: Nairaland Ranked Africa's Largest Forum. by slapandfall(m): 7:52am On Nov 17, 2017
NwaAmaikpe made this possible.. Thanks to NwaAmaikpe. He made me love Nairaland and i referred about 5 people to Nairaland to go read NwaAmaikpe's comments for themselves because i couldnot even explain him to them.

I just told them, "Just go Nairaland.com, search for NwaAmaikpe and you go see the #COW"..... hehehehehehehe

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Sports / Re: Kanu Nwankwo Congratulates "Fearless" Eagles For Defeating Argentina by slapandfall(m): 11:56am On Nov 15, 2017
e even laff sef meaning e no even believe and e nor serious... mtccccheeeeew...
Sports / Re: Olga Diyachenko Celebrates Mikel Obi After Super Eagles Beat Argentina (Photo) by slapandfall(m): 9:27am On Nov 15, 2017
victop11:
Hmn

This is a good meme but you are not using it well.

Right now, the meme better fits your comment

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: 5 Tips To Negotiating A Better Salary And Landing A Great Job by slapandfall(m): 8:52am On Nov 15, 2017
I don't think point 3 is for Entry level jobs or Graduate trainee jobs except na your papa company.

Good enough points though.
Sports / Re: Argentina Vs Nigeria: International Friendly - 2 - 4 (Full Time) by slapandfall(m): 6:00pm On Nov 14, 2017
Hehehehehehe 1:0 Argentina score free kick
Sports / Re: Argentina Vs Nigeria: International Friendly - 2 - 4 (Full Time) by slapandfall(m): 5:57pm On Nov 14, 2017
Politics / Re: Fashola, Others Play Football At UNIBEN 1987 Law Class Reunion (Photos) by slapandfall(m): 4:12pm On Nov 13, 2017
Wanted to say something about their "belles". Just remembered the kind joy they will be feeling this time and the memories they will recall and i have decided to tell them CONGRATULATIONS.

Many have not been as lucky as them. We all pray to achieve more positively than them and we will share better times with old friends.

Its really fun if you know what i mean

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Crime / Re: Federal University Of Technology Student Beaten To Death & Dumped (Graphic Pic by slapandfall(m): 2:09pm On Nov 13, 2017
Incomplete Story... for where you dey rush do copy paste you no even know the Federal University sef... odeeee copy paste blogger

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Nairaland / General / Re: Kenya's Trending #EyeWitnessChallenge: Top Pictures by slapandfall(m): 12:19pm On Nov 10, 2017
Nairaland the remnant news carrier

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Travel / Re: Ethiopian Airline Lands Latest Boeing 787-9 In Abuja With 177 Passengers by slapandfall(m): 3:37pm On Nov 09, 2017
aonag:


i had to check your profile so i could tag a face to this level of sense. it was difficult not to...unfortunately. damn!

grin grin grin grin grin e-diot

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Travel / Re: Ethiopian Airline Lands Latest Boeing 787-9 In Abuja With 177 Passengers by slapandfall(m): 3:36pm On Nov 09, 2017
mofedamijo:

OGA please thinking before u type poo,we have international bodies that inspect all this planes,u think u will write rubbish and fly,u think the pilots dont know wht they re flying,u think u will land in lets say JFK ,land in JFK with a different plane from what iss obtainable,IATA is there,thats even imposssible for International flyers,so please always think before typing..........thanks.

I laff you..
Stay there and be deceiving yourself with International bodies story.
Travel / Re: Ethiopian Airline Lands Latest Boeing 787-9 In Abuja With 177 Passengers by slapandfall(m): 3:06pm On Nov 09, 2017
New is relative.

#Most of the olds in Europe is New in Africa..
Sad truth.

Na only God know where they go bring this one from.
Forget name ooo.. Boeing 787-9 . That thing can be written with paint so don't be deceived.
Music/Radio / Re: Tracklist Of Olamide "Lagos Nawa" 7th Album Produced By Young John by slapandfall(m): 11:28am On Nov 07, 2017
iamthetruth:
Your brain needs something light

Your upper lips need hot iron tongue tongue tongue tongue
Music/Radio / Re: Tracklist Of Olamide "Lagos Nawa" 7th Album Produced By Young John by slapandfall(m): 9:47am On Nov 07, 2017
The album will still be a hit.

For all those saying Olamide is wack, tell me who no go dance if you hear #WO..
If you like hate or say rubbish here.. you can go all enjoy your RBs.. we like as we can dance to the songs.grin grin grin.. since na lyrics you dey fine.

#Olamide for president...
#leave trash for lawma

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Sports / Re: Kanu Nwankwo Arrives Indonesia With Other EPL Legends (Photos) by slapandfall(m): 8:49pm On Nov 06, 2017
F
Romance / Re: Nigerians Consume 400 Million Condoms Annually - SFH by slapandfall(m): 8:22pm On Oct 31, 2017
Dvicman:
Truth is, its very low considering that it means each person in Nigeria uses 2 cds a year. Considering that some people have sex five times a week, we are not protecting our selves well. Even if u have only ten million people having sex then it means each of them uses forty condoms a year. Most of our youths have sex more than forty times in six months alone.


its poor
lets increase it to one billion by next year ����


Exactly what's on my mind. I don't know why others are saying its much.

I think its too small jare
Travel / Re: Travel Health Insurance And Why You Need It Before You Travel Out Of Nigeria by slapandfall(m): 7:36pm On Oct 31, 2017
vengertime:
I believe you,cos my friend did N5,500 one 2 months ago. Am just saying what does that amount cover?

It is what the embassy requires.
What it covers is really of less important to me sha oo.

I only meant the the OP saying 30,000Euros for travel health insurance is way way out of point.
Travel / Re: Travel Health Insurance And Why You Need It Before You Travel Out Of Nigeria by slapandfall(m): 5:08pm On Oct 31, 2017
vengertime:
35 and 40 € is that for panadol abi wetin?

You don't believe?

I can send you the receipt and the insurance certificate
Travel / Re: Travel Health Insurance And Why You Need It Before You Travel Out Of Nigeria by slapandfall(m): 1:47pm On Oct 31, 2017
30,000Euros is not correct .I did mine with Ensure Insurance covering 3months for 15,000NAIRA.

That is between 35 and 40euros

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Germany To Pay Electricity Users Because It Generated Too Much Power by slapandfall(m): 11:52am On Oct 31, 2017
Bloggers no see new about Nigeria again..

Wizkid and Davido don settle so no news.. Now, its another country's news dem dey spread

How does thus affect the fact that there will be no light in Christmas?
Career / Re: Adamawa Fruit Seller Wears Suit For His Business. See His Touching Reason by slapandfall(m): 11:32am On Oct 31, 2017
olaolaking:

Your problem is bigger than his own. You mean you wrote this lengthy essay because of this semi irrelevant issue?

Hahahahahahaha..no mind me..today na holiday for me so I get time
Career / Re: Adamawa Fruit Seller Wears Suit For His Business. See His Touching Reason by slapandfall(m): 10:56am On Oct 31, 2017
I think this rather displays his level of ignorance and inferiority complex.

Now, if you ask him, he will say he is wearing it because that is his office.. "Can you imagine the awkward way of reasoning or thinking!!!"

Is it all office they wear suite sef?

Do engineers wear suit?
Do carpenters wear suit?
Most IT professionals don't even wear suit..

Then you are selling orange with suite in heat without AC sef.

What is he trying to proof by wearing suite with Biro to sell fruits.

He is just doing this to gain attention.

You remember the last guy hawking with traffic with suite who gained media attention sometime last year or so (probably cause he was the first to be noticed and he was lucky)?... Who has heard from him after then?

See another one here hawking watermelon with suite

https://www.nairaland.com/2928123/man-seen-hawking-watermelon-while

I simply call this the band-wagon effect.

He should better wear a seller's cover-all, make his money and where his suit or nice traditional attire when necessary and not in the market

I don't think he is proud of his business. This is rather irony or simply ignorance..More of ignorance actually.

BTW..fresh fruits though.. God bless you and give you more sense.

I said more because I know you have some that is why the fruits are neatly arranged. However for wearing suit! E nor follow abeg

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Business / Re: Unity Bank Reports N2.72bn Profit In 3Q by slapandfall(m): 8:03am On Oct 30, 2017
GTB's profit in a week.

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