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Nairaland GeneralRe: Traffic As Coca Cola Truck Scatters Crates And Bottles On 3rd Mainland Bridge by slapandfall(m): 4:49pm On Nov 20, 2017
If anyone bottle dey wey never burst abeg make una drink am.
CelebritiesRe: Good Samaritan Donates N10m To Sadiq Daba (Photo) by slapandfall(m): 12:43pm On Nov 20, 2017
NwaAmaikpe:
shocked


So Apostle Johnson Suleiman who always psychs people about giving can not channel some of his follower's tithes and offerings to help this man?

But he can float a school for his wife,
Build a hotel and filling station,
Buy armoured SUVs for himself,
Start a transport business for himself,

Buy houses and cars for Daniella Okeke and any willing actress with this same money.

Such a shame.

Dont be surprised on the last day,
When this good Samaritan will go to heaven and Suleiman will go to hell.
So you now believe there is heaven and hell.
I think you are confused
PoliticsRe: Oseloka Obaze Rejects Anambra Election Results by slapandfall(m): 12:35pm On Nov 20, 2017
johnnyhandsom:
so what does oseleka or obaze mean in yoruba or benin?
In benin where i come from, Obaze means, "This became possible because of the King."
PoliticsRe: Fayose Secretly Planning To Join APC — Senator Aluko by slapandfall(m): 11:33am On Nov 20, 2017
Nobody will be surprised ofcourse.

And you will see how APC will celebrate him
CrimeRe: Two Nigerian Men Jailed In The UK For Mandate Fraud (Photos) by slapandfall(m):
Hehehehehehehe.. Once i hear fraud, i know the "Commiter".
PoliticsRe: Jonathan Is A Patriotic, Exemplary Leader Says APC by slapandfall(m): 9:35am On Nov 20, 2017
PrecisionFx:
Pls stop comparing darkness n Flood light.
If any of them were to be a flood light like you said, Nigeria would have had light
PoliticsRe: Jonathan Is A Patriotic, Exemplary Leader Says APC by slapandfall(m): 8:27am On Nov 20, 2017
seguno2:
Are you saying that Buhari is also a thief?
Adonbelieveit.
No, highway robber
PoliticsRe: Jonathan Is A Patriotic, Exemplary Leader Says APC by slapandfall(m):
This sums it all.

A thief will not see anything wrong with another thief.
Which sin did the citizens commit to have these idiots as our leaders sef.

I pity the citizens shouting APC and PDP.

They are all the same ooooo just bearing different names.
PoliticsRe: Oseloka Obaze Rejects Anambra Election Results by slapandfall(m): 8:04am On Nov 20, 2017
Oseloka Obaze resemble Yoruba abi Benin name ooo..

So meaning Oduduwa can even rule this Igbos self.
We must be one Nigeria ooo.. You people are not going anywhere.. Na by force
EducationRe: How Can Someone Recover His Lost Certificates? by slapandfall(m):
You can go and get ---- To whom it may concern----

I also lost my original SSCE result from NECO when we were about doing verification in school then .. that was about 6years ago.
All i did was to reprint the scores online through NECO website, do police extract and also went to the school where i wrote the NECO and asked them for my NECO result transcript stamped with the school stamp then I went to NECO office so they could stamp it for me.


As for the statement of result, go do a police extract asap and if you can get your transcript from your school, do that immediately and then process your orginal certificate from your school. Once you have the certificate from your school, i don't think the Statement of result is too important again.

Well interestingly, i have done my masters, worked in a big Nigerian Firm, worked in another 2 Multinationals and currently working in Europe.

All i mean is that... losing documents no mean say your life don end oo.
There is always a way out but just know that NO CERTIFICATE IS ISSUED TWICE as far as i know.
BusinessRe: ‘Nigeria Earned N69.2bn From Solid Minerals In One Year’ by slapandfall(m): 7:48am On Nov 20, 2017
Please stop saying Nigeria.. Just say " The Politicians Earned N69.2bn From Solid Minerals In One Year’.

We dey read money everyday but still one of the most under-developed countries of the world.
Christianity EtcRe: Apostle Johnson Suleman Dressed As A Policeman To Church (Photos) by slapandfall(m): 4:09pm On Nov 19, 2017
Can't you all see they were acting drama in church?

Are so covered with hate and sentiments that we don't even give room for reasoning?

This is disappointing..
CelebritiesRe: Actress Kate Henshaw Shows Off Her Abs(photo) by slapandfall(m): 10:57am On Nov 17, 2017
It's your journey, then why are you showing us.

IRONY
CelebritiesRe: Dammy Krane Flaunts New Hairstyle: I know Say I no Fine, I Dont Mind You Copying by slapandfall(m): 10:54am On Nov 17, 2017
It is like devil has hired satan and antichrist to deal with this poor boy's career... Please don't ignore him in your prayers
Nairaland GeneralRe: Nairaland Ranked Africa's Largest Forum. by slapandfall(m): 7:52am On Nov 17, 2017
NwaAmaikpe made this possible.. Thanks to NwaAmaikpe. He made me love Nairaland and i referred about 5 people to Nairaland to go read NwaAmaikpe's comments for themselves because i couldnot even explain him to them.

I just told them, "Just go Nairaland.com, search for NwaAmaikpe and you go see the #COW"..... hehehehehehehe
SportsRe: Kanu Nwankwo Congratulates "Fearless" Eagles For Defeating Argentina by slapandfall(m): 11:56am On Nov 15, 2017
e even laff sef meaning e no even believe and e nor serious... mtccccheeeeew...
SportsRe: Olga Diyachenko Celebrates Mikel Obi After Super Eagles Beat Argentina (Photo) by slapandfall(m): 9:27am On Nov 15, 2017
victop11:
Hmn
This is a good meme but you are not using it well.

Right now, the meme better fits your comment
Jobs/VacanciesRe: 5 Tips To Negotiating A Better Salary And Landing A Great Job by slapandfall(m): 8:52am On Nov 15, 2017
I don't think point 3 is for Entry level jobs or Graduate trainee jobs except na your papa company.

Good enough points though.
SportsRe: Argentina Vs Nigeria: International Friendly - 2 - 4 (Full Time) by slapandfall(m): 6:00pm On Nov 14, 2017
Hehehehehehe 1:0 Argentina score free kick
SportsRe: Argentina Vs Nigeria: International Friendly - 2 - 4 (Full Time) by slapandfall(m): 5:57pm On Nov 14, 2017
PoliticsRe: Fashola, Others Play Football At UNIBEN 1987 Law Class Reunion (Photos) by slapandfall(m): 4:12pm On Nov 13, 2017
Wanted to say something about their "belles". Just remembered the kind joy they will be feeling this time and the memories they will recall and i have decided to tell them CONGRATULATIONS.

Many have not been as lucky as them. We all pray to achieve more positively than them and we will share better times with old friends.

Its really fun if you know what i mean
CrimeRe: Federal University Of Technology Student Beaten To Death & Dumped (Graphic Pic by slapandfall(m): 2:09pm On Nov 13, 2017
Incomplete Story... for where you dey rush do copy paste you no even know the Federal University sef... odeeee copy paste blogger
Nairaland GeneralRe: Kenya's Trending #EyeWitnessChallenge: Top Pictures by slapandfall(m): 12:19pm On Nov 10, 2017
Nairaland the remnant news carrier

TravelRe: Ethiopian Airline Lands Latest Boeing 787-9 In Abuja With 177 Passengers by slapandfall(m): 3:37pm On Nov 09, 2017
aonag:
i had to check your profile so i could tag a face to this level of sense. it was difficult not to...unfortunately. damn!
grin grin grin grin grin e-diot
TravelRe: Ethiopian Airline Lands Latest Boeing 787-9 In Abuja With 177 Passengers by slapandfall(m): 3:36pm On Nov 09, 2017
mofedamijo:
OGA please thinking before u type poo,we have international bodies that inspect all this planes,u think u will write rubbish and fly,u think the pilots dont know wht they re flying,u think u will land in lets say JFK ,land in JFK with a different plane from what iss obtainable,IATA is there,thats even imposssible for International flyers,so please always think before typing..........thanks.
I laff you..
Stay there and be deceiving yourself with International bodies story.
TravelRe: Ethiopian Airline Lands Latest Boeing 787-9 In Abuja With 177 Passengers by slapandfall(m): 3:06pm On Nov 09, 2017
New is relative.

#Most of the olds in Europe is New in Africa..
Sad truth.

Na only God know where they go bring this one from.
Forget name ooo.. Boeing 787-9 . That thing can be written with paint so don't be deceived.
Music/RadioRe: Tracklist Of Olamide "Lagos Nawa" 7th Album Produced By Young John by slapandfall(m): 11:28am On Nov 07, 2017
iamthetruth:
Your brain needs something light
Your upper lips need hot iron tongue tongue tongue tongue
Music/RadioRe: Tracklist Of Olamide "Lagos Nawa" 7th Album Produced By Young John by slapandfall(m):
The album will still be a hit.

For all those saying Olamide is wack, tell me who no go dance if you hear #WO..
If you like hate or say rubbish here.. you can go all enjoy your RBs.. we like as we can dance to the songs.grin grin grin.. since na lyrics you dey fine.

#Olamide for president...
#leave trash for lawma
SportsRe: Kanu Nwankwo Arrives Indonesia With Other EPL Legends (Photos) by slapandfall(m): 8:49pm On Nov 06, 2017
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RomanceRe: Nigerians Consume 400 Million Condoms Annually - SFH by slapandfall(m): 8:22pm On Oct 31, 2017
Dvicman:
Truth is, its very low considering that it means each person in Nigeria uses 2 cds a year. Considering that some people have sex five times a week, we are not protecting our selves well. Even if u have only ten million people having sex then it means each of them uses forty condoms a year. Most of our youths have sex more than forty times in six months alone.


its poor
lets increase it to one billion by next year ����
Exactly what's on my mind. I don't know why others are saying its much.

I think its too small jare
TravelRe: Travel Health Insurance And Why You Need It Before You Travel Out Of Nigeria by slapandfall(m): 7:36pm On Oct 31, 2017
vengertime:
I believe you,cos my friend did N5,500 one 2 months ago. Am just saying what does that amount cover?
It is what the embassy requires.
What it covers is really of less important to me sha oo.

I only meant the the OP saying 30,000Euros for travel health insurance is way way out of point.

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