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Politics / Re: 2019: Our Re-election Will Be Easy Because We've Kept Our Promises– Lai Mohammed by slapandfall(m): 3:30pm On May 24, 2018
hehehehehe...

This is how 2019 February is laughing at APC

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Sports / Re: Super Eagles Training For World Cup (Photos) by slapandfall(m): 5:04pm On May 23, 2018
The yellow abi na fair guy close to Omeruo for the 3rd pic.. is he also our footballer or Omeruo roommate?

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Crime / Re: Dr. Williams Michael, The Hacker: "I Can Pull N1bn From Any Bank In Nigeria" by slapandfall(m): 2:44pm On May 23, 2018
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Sports / Re: Leon Balogun Signs For EPL Side Brighton by slapandfall(m): 10:38am On May 23, 2018
McBrooklyn:


Lol... No vex Bros... grin

Thank you.. ai don cam down.. grin grin grin

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Sports / Re: Leon Balogun Signs For EPL Side Brighton by slapandfall(m): 7:34pm On May 22, 2018
All of una saying he should have waited till after World cup!

What if e break e leg during worldcup and e no see match play.

What if Nigeria comot from group stage and the guy no shine!

Abeg jare its a good deal for him.

For those of you that will still say "What if NOT"

Can't you see it's a 2year deal?
If he does well, a good club can still buy him after 1 season. Which will be a good deal for him since he would have just 1 year remaining in his contract by then, Brighton will have to sell him for a good price otherwise they will loose him for free exit when his contract expires.

Nothing una sabi. Lazy Nigeria Youth. na to dey rake online una sabi. Or you think sayhim too no get agents and advisers.

If a slap una mouth just na una go transmit go dundee united..... Mttttchhhheeeewww

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Politics / Re: nPDP Members Set To Pull Out Of APC Over Failed Congresses, Others by slapandfall(m): 8:28am On May 21, 2018
My letter to VP Nigeria today on his IG Page.


Good Morning Sir.

I don't know if this is the right post to say this but I will say it since it is about a deep concern for our beloved Nigeria ..

I have been wondering lately why we still don't have constant electricity in Nigeria!!!

Is it that there is no money to achieve this really? I am forced to believe there is no money since no other reason on Earth (whether generator cabals we have been hearing since we were born or what) is justifiable.

I think maybe there is no enough money since the bible highlighted money answers all things (including constant electricity).

If this is about money, is it possible sir for we to consult with experts on HOW MUCH it will cost. From A -Z.

If the govt can #JUSTIFY no such money is available, We will VOLUNTARILY DONATE in a very transparent manner (could be via gofundme or something) as Nigerians to achieve this even if it takes 1 year to get the donations complete.

I believe everyone will be happy ever after. Nobody will blame any Party whether PDP for 16years or APC for how long provided we together achieve this milestone of constant power for the GIANT of AFRICA in 2018 for God's sake!!!

Except this is a spiritual battle then let's include it in our prayer points.. One church alone in Nigeria (MFM not to even add CAC or RCCG) can pray this to happen withing 3months

Last thing.. If we were able to achieve constant Electricity in the past 4years of APC, there would have been no campaign in 2019 atall. It would have been unopposed.

We are tired of hearing we meet 1biilion mega watts and we #IMPROVED it to 10Billion (sorry I don't know the right measurement sef). For all we care, we dont have constant power, we don't have.. Let's see results. Make it CONSTANT.. we are big enough and IMPROVEMENT is just a shadow of reality.

Thanks Sir

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Car Talk / Re: Ford's “Weather Factory” Test Centre Can Create Any Weather Condition You Want by slapandfall(m): 7:56am On May 21, 2018
What gets me most angry is when I see the money they spend for these wonderful achievements.

Please for God sake.. Just an equivalent of 30B Naira. This is not upto have of the money WILL BE STOLEN today in Aso Rock alone not to talk of other sectors.

Why can't out politicians, pastors, CEOs, public and Civil servants, ordinary Nigerians stealing money Have mercy on this entity calle NIGERIA and use this money for better things.

Everyday it still baffles me why we don't have common constant Electricity.. Is it that there is no money or what?

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Nairaland / General / Re: Apology For Unnecessary Downtime by slapandfall(m): 4:25pm On May 17, 2018
This site wey be like program wey dey run on console.
Very wack.

You get luck say people wey dey use am funny. Na them we dey follow .. not the site!!!

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Politics / Re: Governor Rauf Aregbesola Helps Accident Victims - See Pictures by slapandfall(m): 5:56pm On May 08, 2018
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Investment / Re: Swiss Golden Ponzi Scheme: Nigerian Sues EFCC, Others For Defamation, Harassment by slapandfall(m): 3:58pm On May 07, 2018
Nothing person no go see for 9ja.

419 dey sue thieves!

Na una sabi

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Religion / Re: Apart From Your Pastor, Who Is Your Favorite Pastor/Tele Evangelist? by slapandfall(m): 8:09am On May 06, 2018
Noel Jones, TD Jakes (He Motions). Everyman needs to listen to He Motions by TD Jakes

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Nigerian Police Recruits To Write JAMB Before Enlistment Into The Force by slapandfall(m): 8:06am On May 06, 2018
The go use expo pass na.. Opportunity to learn corruption early
Programming / Re: Could Lagos, Nigeria Be The Next Silicon Valley? - American Media by slapandfall(m): 7:45am On May 06, 2018
Proud of Andela

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Crime / Re: Gunmen Kill Man Celebrating His Birthday In Lagos. Graphic Photos by slapandfall(m): 9:38pm On May 05, 2018
NwaAmaikpe:
shocked


He is such a lucky chap.

He was born and killed on the same date.
He shares a common birthday and deathday.


Now you can go back to your barn .. We kept some grasses for you to eat and don't forget to drink water this time

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Sports / Re: Sunday Oliseh Resigns As Fortuna Sittard's Chief Coach by slapandfall(m): 1:47pm On May 01, 2018
Oliseh Shekau..

How many times e dey resign!
I think say he has technically resigned before

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Celebrities / Re: Davido Buys A Porsche For Chioma, His Girlfriend, As Her Birthday Gift (Photos) by slapandfall(m): 11:37pm On Apr 30, 2018
Chioma native doctor don pick her call.

Either of the following

1. Davido is planning to use her and dump her
2. She is planning to use Davido and dump him
3. Nigeria is planning to dump Buhari.

I am sure out of the 3, 1 must happen in 2019.

Nothing lasts forever, no be today shit start to dey yellow or black or green

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Celebrities / Re: How People Are Reacting To Davido And Chioma's Love Story - (meme Collection) by slapandfall(m): 6:34pm On Apr 30, 2018

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Fashion / Re: Miss Tourism Nigeria 2018 Contestants (Photos) by slapandfall(m): 6:26pm On Apr 30, 2018
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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: What Has Been Your Most Difficult Stage In Job Hunting? by slapandfall(m): 12:11pm On Apr 30, 2018
1. After waiting for 12years and you finally get an SMS for an interview. You go buy suit and announce to your village people. Only for you come to Nairaland the next day just to see a thread where over 7000 people start saying the same Interview invite you saw is a new GNLD format and people should be careful not to fall for the scam!

You will just be like.. kuku kee me.. Akant take it

2. When you reach the interview venue and you start hearing people saying they need only 5 people and you are like 1000 that came then you still dey hear say this is the 5th batch coming today. Meaning 5000 have been interviewed already. Upon that you still hear one of the candidates shaking the HR officers and e even get the company diary and biro.

You just be like "Lord why did i abuse Oyedepo and Adeboye 6years ago on Nairaland may be that is what is affecting me!!!

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Politics / Re: Hassan Felix Hyat's Daughter Weds Oyinbo Man In Austria. Photos by slapandfall(m): 9:54am On Apr 30, 2018
good for them.

Either the guy is very tall or the girl is very short.

Or the Camera film is bad or Buhari is bad.

Something is wrong somewhere

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Sports / Re: Sunday Oliseh Delighted With Fortuna Sittard Promotion by slapandfall(m): 9:57pm On Apr 29, 2018
Just wondering why the govt couldnot tackle the herdsmen attack just like they did to IPOB.

They quenched IPOB before it could even breathe but the are paying deaf ears to Herdsmen attack.

This shows injustice and bad leadership.

I am an Edo born so tribalist shouldnot think I am wailing for IPOB. I just think the Government is really bad.

The major reason APC should be removed in 2019 is for politicians to know that they can be voted out by the masses if they misbehave. (Not like PDP is better)

So they can be sharing 4-4years between APC and PDP until the messiah Party comes.. Never again will a party do straight 8years with this abysmal performance

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Sports / Re: Mobile Viewing Centers In Owerri Streets By Imo Government (Photos) by slapandfall(m): 7:26pm On Apr 29, 2018
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Politics / Re: Killings: NEC Recommends Ban On Herdsmen Movement In Five States by slapandfall(m): 6:06am On Apr 27, 2018
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Politics / Re: Soldiers In Gun Battle With Boko Haram In Maiduguri by slapandfall(m): 8:59pm On Apr 26, 2018
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Politics / Re: BREAKING: EFCC Arraigns Senator Peter Nwaboshi by slapandfall(m): 11:00am On Apr 25, 2018
When purpose is not known, abuse is inevitable. All the senators don't know the purpose of the senate, they have abused their offices in forms of bribery and corruption so they suffering abuse could be karma..

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Politics / Re: SARS Operatives Arrest Dino Melaye by slapandfall(m): 11:47am On Apr 24, 2018
so what should we do

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Crime / Re: Offa Robbery: Bank Sacks Employees Over CCTV Footage Leakage by slapandfall(m): 9:51am On Apr 24, 2018
Nigeria!!!!!!!
Business / Re: UBA Shareholders Hail Performance, Higher Dividend Payout by slapandfall(m): 7:44am On Apr 24, 2018
#NotTooYoungToRun.. All the SUG leaders that are rigging elections in Tertiary Institutions and Stealing money are they not Youths too?

#NotTooYoungToRun is good but make we no go vote for these Youths that are pressing Laptops oo. (If you come here to say is the government that made them to press laptop, i will just report you to Daddy Freeze) i cannot be dragging with you.

The problem is not age. The problem is YOU!
Education / Re: Nursery School Charges Over 2 Million Per annum (See Cost Breakdown) by slapandfall(m): 7:44am On Apr 24, 2018
At the end the children may still smoke Igbo and do Yahoo Yahoo

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Business / Re: Diasporans Remit $22 Billion In 2017 by slapandfall(m): 7:43am On Apr 24, 2018
#NotTooYoungToRun.. All the SUG leaders that are rigging elections in Tertiary Institutions and Stealing money are they not Youths too?

#NotTooYoungToRun is good but make we no go vote for these Youths that are pressing Laptops oo. (If you come here to say is the government that made them to press laptop, i will just report you to Daddy Freeze) i cannot be dragging with you.

The problem is not age. The problem is YOU!

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Travel / Re: Road Closed As Fuel Laden Tanker Catches Fire In Anthony by slapandfall(m): 7:42am On Apr 24, 2018
Road closed men at work


#NotTooYoungToRun.. All the SUG leaders that are rigging elections in Tertiary Institutions and Stealing money are they not Youths too?

#NotTooYoungToRun is good but make we no go vote for these Youths that are pressing Laptops oo. (If you come here to say is the government that made them to press laptop, i will just report you to Daddy Freeze) i cannot be dragging with you.

The problem is not age. The problem is YOU!

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