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Food / Re: Catfish As First Gift After Moving To My Site by slapandfall(m): 10:01pm On Jan 11
Must you guy kill it
Career / Re: How Much Do Dispatch Riders Make Monthly? by slapandfall(m): 1:18pm On Dec 19, 2022
CR7 should congratulate Messi on winning the world cup.
This will bring about peace in the whole world!

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Sports / Re: Members Of 1994 Super Eagles Receive Houses In Owerri (Photos) by slapandfall(m): 5:27pm On Apr 03, 2022
Programming / Re: For Developers, How Did You Get Your First Remote Job And What Was The Pay. by slapandfall(m): 3:10pm On Feb 25, 2022
Quite a number of options.
1. LinkedIn : For me, i prefer applying on the company's career page directly. So after seeing the ad on Linkedln, i go the company website, view their career page and apply from there.

Atleast to avoid Linkedln (man in the middle).

Most times, the career page is under "About Us" or on the footer. Sometimes on its own though.

2. Here is a list of companies Hiring at least in Europe (i compiled it in 2020)

Hopefully it helps someone. NB: it is not an exhaustive list.

Open the careers page, check for roles you fit in, apply directly on the career's page.

3. Be open for interviews,

4. You can even relocate to Europe based on job once you are employed. Pretty easy.

5. Recommendations from friends and Good luck

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Politics / Re: Father Mbaka: Adoration Ministry Has Seen Peace, Love And Under Ugwuanyi by slapandfall(m): 10:45pm On Dec 19, 2021
money made
Foreign Affairs / Re: Russia Sinks Aircraft Carrier Near Hawai As US Navy Strike Group Heads To Region by slapandfall(m): 7:53pm On Jun 22, 2021
Buhari is looking for cow routes


Jobs/Vacancies / Re: How To Write A Resume? by slapandfall(m): 10:47am On Apr 25, 2021
It is good to have a section like this on your CV

You can coin a better heading for it.
The idea here is for your to highlight what you have do some far in relation to your work experience.
They could be general projects / activities and also particularly related to the role you are applying for.
Sports / Re: Eagles Vs Sierra Leone: Profiles Of The Men In Rohr’s Goalkeeping Headache by slapandfall(m): 9:48pm On Oct 30, 2020
who are they?
Sports / Re: Transfers Involving Nigerian Football Players So Far This Summer by slapandfall(m): 7:53pm On Sep 12, 2020
Did i see Oga Taiye Taiwo Jeezz that guy still dey play ball ?
He should be doing referee by now

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Sports / Re: EPL: Mikel Obi Set For Return To English Football by slapandfall(m): 2:32pm On Jul 06, 2020
I wish you the best Mikel.

As humans individually, we want opportunities and all pray for light and good pastures.
So i hope you find more for yourself Mikel...


Celebrities / Re: Bose Adewoyin 'Madam Tinubu' Is Dead by slapandfall(m): 3:42pm On Jun 24, 2020
RIP.. that you Penaldo is annoying
Politics / Re: Okorocha: EFCC Didn’t Recover N7.9 Billion From Me by slapandfall(m): 10:13am On Jun 12, 2020
...yet ..
Science/Technology / Re: Thousands Of Dead Fish In Rivers State Washed Up On Shoreline (photo) by slapandfall(m): 10:32pm On Apr 17, 2020

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Health / Re: CVID-19: Ogun State Government Sets Up Molecular Lab At OOUTH by slapandfall(m): 6:13pm On Apr 15, 2020
hahahahaha... Nigeria.
they sha want to collect money from Bill Gates like this,

Sinzu and Spendy
Education / Re: Is Spending N16M On A 3-Year Ph.D In The UK Worth It? by slapandfall(m): 9:52am On Mar 26, 2020
Not at all, People are wiser now.

You can go to Germany where schooling is FREE or other schools in Europe which are free.

In Germany, you can get a job easily after you PHD, then get a bluecard while working and get a Permanent Residence after 33 months of Working.
if you learn German language to B2 level you can even get the Permanent Residence after 22 Months of Working.

In UK, you will just dash the money to their Govt.

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Politics / Re: Governor Akeredolu Tested For Coronavirus After A Meeting With A Positive Person by slapandfall(m): 9:14pm On Mar 25, 2020
Which one is "willingly".. mtcheeww... na your life if you like no do.

politicians always trying to make everything seem as if they are doing us a favour.



Foreign Affairs / Re: Germany Bans Gathering Of More Than 2 People by slapandfall(m): 10:55pm On Mar 22, 2020
It is well

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Celebrities / Re: Gbenro Ajibade Flaunts New Girlfriend (Photos) by slapandfall(m): 11:29am On Mar 17, 2020
Nairaland is on (- 2 days) delay in life

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Crime / Re: Nigerien Man Accused Of Stealing Penis In Umuahia (Video) by slapandfall(m): 4:48pm On Jan 23, 2020
First taught Nigerian

How do you leave Niger to come steal manhood in Nigeria?

Abi are we still giant of African in manhood sizes?


Politics / Re: Imo: Supreme Court Stands Down Judgement On Imo Governorship Election by slapandfall(m): 4:11pm On Jan 14, 2020
No worry yourself.. Father Mbaka will come up with an explanation and his followers will believe.

He may come and say something like his prophesy is for 2027.. something something sha.. they can always say something to justify why their predictions failed


Politics / Re: Uche Nwosu Withdraws Case Against Ihedioha’s Election At Supreme Court by slapandfall(m): 4:03pm On Jan 14, 2020
No worry yourself.. Father Mbaka will come up with an explanation and his followers will believe.

He may come and say something like his prophesy is for 2027.. something something sha.. they can always say something to justify why their predictions failed

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Religion / Re: What's Your Most Embarrassing Moment In Church? Share Your Experience. by slapandfall(m): 3:41pm On Oct 27, 2019
I play drums in church. i went to night vigil from Work after that VI/Lekki traffic.
when pastor was preaching i was sleeping on the drums, na so i fall yakata for ground and the whole drum scatter with big noise

Everybody was shocked even the other people who were sleeping screamed Jesus from sleep cos they were all shocked by the sudden loud noise.

Pastor was just looking at me and i just open my mouth for ground cos i no fit talk.

I just carry my bible dey go house

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Politics / Re: CNN Adverts: FG Must Punish Dangote, Zenithbank, Globacom - Bode George by slapandfall(m): 7:15am On Oct 11, 2019
Politics / Re: Governor Umahi Arrives From South Africa, Inspects Project Sites Immediately by slapandfall(m): 8:41am On Oct 05, 2019
Chai... walai.. Nigeria is beyond repair.

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Sports / Re: Arsenal’s Best Line-up To Face Man Utd: No Xhaka Or Ozil by slapandfall(m): 11:38am On Sep 30, 2019
One pic 2 Arsenal players. Who are they? grin tongue

Nairaland / General / Re: Suggestions On How To Make Nairaland Better by slapandfall(m): 5:06pm On Sep 24, 2019
Reactions for post and comments like Facebook and tag groups

Yes.. this will make is more interactive.. the smileys currently here are archaic


Nairaland / General / Re: Suggestions On How To Make Nairaland Better by slapandfall(m): 5:05pm On Sep 24, 2019
I wonder what kind of update this is....seems more like a downgrade...I.mean how can one of the biggest forums in Africa be looking the same way for so long...we don't care what is going on behind the scene at the backend...get a good UI/UX company to upgrade the look and feel of this website...haba....site looking like what an HTML leaner is playing with angry

not for complains.. just issue and recommendations... thanks
Religion / Re: Football: "Game Of Antichrist" By A.F Funmilayo by slapandfall(m): 4:32pm On Sep 24, 2019
What is with this new Nairaland design sef? It looks like an old newspaper.

If Nairaland was smart and agreed to evolve, it would have been the Nigerian or perhaps African Twitter by now.
But no... they choose to remain in 2006. Now, they are back to 2001.. #PopularSaying

Seun... please learn and be innovative with this site.. nothing significantly positively new since how many years..

You can even create a thread to ask for Suggestions what features Nairalanders will like to be on Nairaland.
From this ideas, you can harvest the best ones and implement. ...

...a concerned Nairalander

Thread created: https://www.nairaland.com/5434760/suggestions-how-make-nairaland-better#82527522
Religion / Re: Football: "Game Of Antichrist" By A.F Funmilayo by slapandfall(m): 4:32pm On Sep 24, 2019
Nairaland / General / Suggestions On How To Make Nairaland Better by slapandfall(m): 4:31pm On Sep 24, 2019
Nairaland is largely a well-known forum and currently enjoys the privilege of being one the first forums in Nigeria in the wake of Social media revolution.

Given that Nairaland has helped its users with lots of information and ideas we have benefited from in one way or the other plus progress never ends, we will like to have a collection of ideas of how we could probably improve Nairaland.

- UI/UX (User Interface Design and User Experience) of the site
- Topics making front pages
- Time at which breaking news reach front pages
- etc

I suggest, if you have ideas to make things better, carefully state it and suggest solution.

Sample Template:

Issue: Time at which breaking news reach front pages.

Recommendations: 1. Mods should be more proactive and quick in moving relevant breaking news to front pages or
2. nairaland implement algorithms which can learn and detect threads with relevant breaking news and automatically move them to front page of maybe the algorithm will send notifications to mods about these threads so they can quickly verify and move them to front page instead of waiting after it has been seen in other blogs or forums days/weeks ago.

A typical example of a very late thread is: https://www.nairaland.com/5407344/samuel-etoo-retires-football#82072353


Religion / Re: Football: "Game Of Antichrist" By A.F Funmilayo by slapandfall(m): 1:43pm On Sep 24, 2019
But you are still here since 2001. Seun needs an award!

you sound like Buhari.

You can never learn from the way you sound

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