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Romance / Re: Two Sisters Set To Wed 2 Best Friends (Pre-wedding Photos) by slapandfall(m): 5:59pm On Aug 05, 2018
One of the sisters is fine.. For the other one, i can't say much.

Check out the 2nd Pic, you will notice

However, that's not important as far as the husband if not jealous.

Congrats
Religion / Re: What Pastors Go Through For Members Sake by slapandfall(m): 2:40pm On Aug 05, 2018
bigocean:
just like shepherds in the field, every action against the flock of the master would be met with the masters wrath.

What if the Master knows not the shepherd?
He never sent the Shepherd in the first place
Religion / Re: What Pastors Go Through For Members Sake by slapandfall(m): 2:15pm On Aug 05, 2018
bigocean:
you dont understand, there are deliverance ministers whose duty is to help deliver anybody who is afflicted by principalities and powers.
Now, when such person run to those ministers to join them in prayer, what happens is that the demons responsible for the persons afflictions in an attempt to resist the higher power of the minister would attack him(minister) in full gear. At this time the afflicted is temporarily free pending the outcome of the spiritual battle btw the minister and the demons.


Deliverance ministers that are collecting deliverance fee abi
Religion / Re: What Pastors Go Through For Members Sake by slapandfall(m): 9:34am On Aug 05, 2018
Not true at all!

Only Jesus did this for us!!!!
He bore our sins and iniquities. He alone justified us and set us free.

Pastors are not your saviors. This is one of the scams they use to steal money. They try to "Godify" themselves in the sight of their members.

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Business / Re: Buying A Land With 600k Or Starting A Business? by slapandfall(m): 10:29am On Jul 19, 2018
if you are sure the Land is authentic, PLEASE BUY LAND.
For BUSINESS, you cannot guarantee profitability especially in Nigeria (atleast for now)

Secure a land with all the relevant documents to be sure you are the owner and can prove to anyone (either court or government)
Once you have you land, start looking for money for business. (what is at hand is called THIS, what you are looking upto is called THAT)

Starting Business first should have been the IDEAL situation, but in Nigeria, we only experience REAL situations and not IDEAL.
So the REAL situation that will guarantee interest for you is LAND my brother..

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Business / Re: Correct Details About The UBA Fire In Lagos Today by slapandfall(m): 3:27pm On Jul 18, 2018
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Business / Re: Wrong Bank Transaction, How Can I reverse it by slapandfall(m): 7:18pm On Jul 17, 2018
graciamore:
Ussd

Was the beneficiary name not displayed to your friend before he Ok'd the transfer?
Business / Re: Wrong Bank Transaction, How Can I reverse it by slapandfall(m): 2:13pm On Jul 17, 2018
What channel did he use for the transfer?

Bank branch? or Online channel (Mobile App / Internet / USSD) ?
Celebrities / Re: Charly Boy Celebrates Yvonne Oputa, His Daughter's Bithday (Photo) by slapandfall(m): 10:29am On Jul 17, 2018
Is this the lesbian inside?

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Car Talk / Re: What Does It Mean To Have “mansory” Attached To The Name Of A Car? by slapandfall(m): 8:24am On Jun 23, 2018
It means they are Freemason

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Health / Re: Five Foods To Eat When You Are Constipated by slapandfall(m): 2:52pm On Jun 22, 2018
If correct dysentary hold you, the only food you will be able to eat is air.

You will love toilet more than water bed

>>>>>>>>All these english wey you dey speak na grammar

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Webmasters / Re: My Proposed Domain Name Is Taken: Which One Should I Go For? by slapandfall(m): 7:47am On Jun 22, 2018
take hophipnigeria.com na.

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Celebrities / Re: Jaaruma Blasts Skiibii For Using And Dumping A Wealthy Woman by slapandfall(m): 10:03pm On Jun 17, 2018
What is happening in the Country sef!

Every cat and fish just posting rubbish online.

Between Skibbi and the rich woman (if anything of such even happened) who go use each other!

Is it Skibbi that looks like Skeleton that will be using somebody again? How many knack skibbi fit knack!

Hian!!!

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Sports / Re: Jose Mourinho Praises Ronaldo After His Historical Hat-Trick Against Spain by slapandfall(m): 8:56am On Jun 16, 2018
#Fact... Some people will be wishing God should make them CR7.

Remember no success without struggles.

Imagine the pains he must have had when he lost the Penalty with Man u against Chelsea UCL Final. (although they won)

Imagine the 5:0 Defeat against Barca

Imagine loosing the penalty also with Kaka and Benzema (Realmadrid vs Bayern UCL Semis)

Imagine seeing Messi winning about 3 straight world bests right in your eyes and you are forced to clap and smile when your rival is giving his victory speech

Imagine and the downtimes..

What this suffice to say is that... Last last everybody go make am... Na just date we no no.
You could probably be in your CR7 downtime now doesn't mean you will not shine like the Overhead kick against Juve, or the 17goals champions league record or the 5Ballons or the 5 UCL medal or the ha trick against a classic spain etc etc

Don't give up.. Do you best, work hard, pray, be smart and stay positive.

See you at the top.

Lastly, CR7 is currently the song of today now doesn't mean he may win this worldcup.. Moral is enjoy every single moment of success while you have it and do enough to make your name still relevant even when you seem not to meet expectations later.

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Sports / Re: 2018 World Cup : African Hopefuls In Russia Profiled by slapandfall(m): 8:19pm On Jun 12, 2018
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Travel / Re: Abuja Or Lagos: Which Is More Conducive For Living And Business? by slapandfall(m): 8:12pm On Jun 12, 2018
The question should be Nigeria and Madagascar which is more convenient to live in and do Business?

But since you want to continue with your yeye yeye question.. Let me answer you

Currently, the answer is Abuja since people are committing suicide in Lagos but if you want to make it Lagos, then
Take 3rd Mainland Bridge to Abuja.
Or better still, take Buhari to Lagos and Take Ambode to Abuja.
Or take 3rd Mainland bridge to Abuja and bring Zuma rock to Lagos.

Just sha change something sha...

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Crime / Re: Third Mainland Bridge: A Favourite Location For Acts Of Suicide by slapandfall(m): 8:12pm On Jun 12, 2018
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Politics / Re: Buhari Tenders National Apology To Family Of MKO Abiola by slapandfall(m): 4:06pm On Jun 12, 2018
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Celebrities / Re: Dead Ras Kimono: 7 Things You Do Not Know About The Late Reggae Artiste by slapandfall(m): 7:20pm On Jun 10, 2018
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Sports / Re: 2018 World Cup : Meet The 32 Captains Leading Their Teams Into Battle by slapandfall(m): 5:10pm On Jun 10, 2018
I dont understand Brazil own o.. Which one is Rotation Policy for Silva and Neymar again?

Neymar is a star but Silva na senior bros too na!
It should even be shared between Marcelo and Silva if atall they need to rotate.

Wetin concern me sef.. My own country just dey got mark attendance

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Sports / Re: World Cup: Can Nigeria Win Croatia And Iceland ? by slapandfall(m): 9:51pm On Jun 04, 2018
Croatia 2: Fine Jersey 1
Iceland 1: Fine Jersey 1
Argentina 3: Fine Jersey 1.

Fine Jersey team will now be giving the fine jerseys to fans in Russia to compensate them.

Then we go dey wait for Nations Cup with fine Jersey again

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Travel / Re: Drop Box Visa Applicants Say U.S. Is Revoking And Cancelling Valid Visas by slapandfall(m): 7:03am On Jun 02, 2018
Eya

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Politics / Re: Ajaokuta Plant Can’t Work Unless Our Ancestors Are Pacified –host Communities by slapandfall(m): 10:46am On May 29, 2018
Carry German Caterpillars and tractors take grade all the ancestors head.

Dark people
Car Talk / Re: As A Car Mechanic, What Is The Most Strange Faults You Have Found On An Car? by slapandfall(m): 7:57am On May 29, 2018
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Foreign Affairs / Re: Malian Scaled 4 Storeys To Save Child In Paris, Met President, Gets Citizenship by slapandfall(m): 2:15pm On May 28, 2018
Nigerians now go dey find pikin to carry. even the one wey dey stroller.. them go say them wan save am now
Webmasters / Re: Pls Who Knows How To Add Share Buttons To Blogger by slapandfall(m): 6:58am On May 27, 2018
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Celebrities / Re: Laura Ikeji Compounds The Woes Of Man Blocked By Linda by slapandfall(m): 11:44am On May 26, 2018
Snake and monkey >>
Transmission >>
BBN >>
Nigerians pursue buhari to daura >>
Linda Ikeji Belle >>
Rats pursue buhari

Arrange in the right order

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Crime / Re: Efcc Storms Notorious Yahoo Boys Hide Out In Uniben(photo) by slapandfall(m): 9:49am On May 26, 2018
Martzki:
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Find x

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Crime / Re: Efcc Storms Notorious Yahoo Boys Hide Out In Uniben(photo) by slapandfall(m): 9:48am On May 26, 2018
It looks like there is no Solution to Nigeria's problem.

Very unfortunate truth

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Business / Re: Deutsche Bank’s 2017 Awards For Excellence In Cash Management And Trade Finance by slapandfall(m): 7:50am On May 26, 2018
Seun, I used over 4mins to post this comment because of that your BAD GATEWAY ERROR wey they show when your village people they read the site.

Back to wetin i wan talk.

This bank and Nigeria senate + Buhari are the same thing oo.
Award of 2017 na almost June una dey annouce am!
Just like Nigeria Senate and Buhari wey dey process 2018 budget for June
Music/Radio / Re: Falz Does Cover Of Childish Gambino's "This Is America" (Video) by slapandfall(m): 6:38am On May 26, 2018
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