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RomanceRe: For Couples And Those About To Get Married by Slapsticker: 8:34am On Apr 10, 2016
it's good to fantasize, it's allowed.
CareerRe: Why Become A Commercial Pilot? - Many Pilots Never Admit #11 by Slapsticker: 3:35pm On Apr 08, 2016
petengine:
The best school so far is CAE but very expensive. I recommend you go for PEA. my main reason is that; the employ their student pilots immediately after training as flight instructors. this is crucial as it will help u to build the necessary flying hours to land a flying job as a pilot. NB: while building additional hours as an instructor u also get paid at the same time. 99% of flying school pass out students after obtaining 250 hours meanwhile u need up to 500 hours to land a flying job and 1500 hours for major airlines. how then can u get the additional hours to enable you apply for jobs as a pilot? PEA answers this questions.

to answer other of ur questions u need to send me your email so I can send you a complete guide to becoming a commercial pilot. its eBook and completely free of charge.
cc me likewise danoch2005@yahoo.com
PoliticsRe: Obasanjo & Patience Jonathan Hug At The Burial Of Umahi's Mother (Photos) by Slapsticker: 12:22pm On Apr 06, 2016
while things were tense during the last administration, mama peace did well to light up the air with her comedy skits. Who is gonna do that now ? embarassed embarassed embarassed
FamilyRe: What Can Make You Forgive Your Wife If She Cheats? by Slapsticker: 9:21am On Apr 05, 2016
we gonna make it work, if she is still interested in us. however,

FamilyRe: What Can Make You Forgive Your Wife If She Cheats? by Slapsticker: 9:20am On Apr 05, 2016
Taryur3:
You are a learner.you never jam ogbanje asshole.go and marry ashawo that bleeps around and then blame your self for everything. Body go tell you after 10months
Lol,

FamilyRe: What Can Make You Forgive Your Wife If She Cheats? by Slapsticker: 11:55pm On Apr 04, 2016
if my wife cheats, it's my fault. I am gonna see what I am not doing right, forgive her and make amends.

I can't afford to start all over cos of my mistakes.
RomanceT by Slapsticker(op):
SlapSticker
RomanceRe: Virgins Stand A Better Chance Of Success In Marriage? by Slapsticker: 9:24pm On Apr 03, 2016
Let me first address the fact that

1.not all non virgins are sluts, I know a non virgin that has only had sex with just one partner all her life, many times tho.
2. some ladies were molested, raped and abused.
3. some lost it as naive teenagers, giving in to pressure.

I also want to make it known that

1. Not all guys wanna marry virgins
2. not all guys have deflowered a virgin, even tho they have had a lot of sexual experience.
3. Some virgin men do exist.

that's said,

I wanna ask a question from you guys.

if you are presented with two ladies of equally great character and virtues, and one happens to be a virgin and the other a non virgin, which would you go for?
lets be sincere with ourselves, asides some folks that hate virgins, most of us will go for the Virgin girl irrespective of our past.
FamilyRe: Can You Live In A House Built By Your Wife? by Slapsticker: 11:40pm On Apr 02, 2016
I am getting a house before I get married, if my wife gets another house it's fine with me, I am definitely not gonna have one house too. if I have a house in Abuja and others in other states, while she has some too in Abuja and I have to sell off one of my houses to run something. what's wrong in staying in her house till I get my stuff done.

To ladies out there, run your life to the fullest. buy the best of cars, buy houses, have investments, go on vacations. break out of this mentality that your life depends on marriage to one rich guy out there. become rich on your own, run things and be in charge of your life.

that way, you don't attract losers and insecure folks that think all they need to get a lady is money.

and lastly, never give in to pressure of marriage and marry below your level. don't marry someone you gonna bankroll the rest of your life. marry someone you can build and empire with.

that's my type of lady, that's what I am gonna train my daughter to be.
FamilyRe: Why Are You Not Married (28+ Men Only)? by Slapsticker: 8:35am On Mar 24, 2016
Marxxx:
Did you read the topic? All the topic requires of you is to state a honest opinion about the question asked simple. Please modify whatever you wrote up there....
if you can't understand this joke, how would you understand my reply?

FamilyRe: Why Are You Not Married (28+ Men Only)? by Slapsticker: 10:20pm On Mar 23, 2016
It's never been a f(age). it's always been a f(preparedness).
CultureRe: How To Bridge The Gap Between American Born Nigerians & Nigerians by Slapsticker: 4:04am On Mar 22, 2016
Kbeaut:
Hopefully I get this right, the spelling & all. My mom is kalabari & my dad is from onicha. But when I travel there, which is every other summer, I mostly spend my whole time in Lagos.
Onitsha?
That is Igbo.
You can start with some Igbo Proverbs translated to English. that's also an emblem of the culture.
CultureRe: How To Bridge The Gap Between American Born Nigerians & Nigerians by Slapsticker: 3:24am On Mar 22, 2016
welcome on board girl, you gonna have a great time here.

Nigeria has diverse ethic groups with unique cultural heritages. so where do u belong?
I think that's a good place to start.
RomanceRe: Question: What Do You Call Your Private Part When You Are With Your Bf Or Gf by Slapsticker: 1:56am On Mar 18, 2016
Hers : cookie jar. mine : Junior
CrimeRe: IQ Test......suicide Or Murder?.. by Slapsticker: 8:00am On Mar 12, 2016
unilagfreshest:
It's murder, why? Her active hand is her right hand based on the cigarette with her. No way anyone can shoot oneself with less active hand (it's like trying to throw a dart / stone a bird with your less active hand). Hope have been able to convince but not confuse this jury that it's a murder and not suicide. Thanks.
Hey active hand is her left. Check out the position of the lamp
CrimeRe: Is This Suicide Or Murder? by Slapsticker(op): 7:34am On Mar 12, 2016
Tips: Her height, What her hands are holding The blood stain Was she a leftie or otherwise? the stool window ash tray

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