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Romance / Re: This My Girlfriend's Character Is Killing Me...please I Need Advise!!! by Slasha1(f): 7:08am On Dec 18, 2013
Andyblaze:

But I love her so much . I can't imagine spending a day without drinking garri after classes with her. And she like to buy me stick sweet during break time in school. She loves me.
lwkmd. Guy,u're really good and will make a funny writer. Btw,do u write?
Nairaland / General / Re: [b] DAVO93...is the NMAT most heroic Nairalander 2013[/b] by Slasha1(f): 8:45pm On Dec 17, 2013
Davo93
Family / Re: My Wife Needs To Be Re-trained, Then I Sent Her Back To Her Parents. by Slasha1(f): 4:14pm On Dec 17, 2013
drnoel:


Its not just a subtle kind of disrespect for the wife´s people which the wife brought it on herself and her people its also a vielled threat. Now ladies listen well and listen good. This is done in igbo tradition and am sure the husband must be igbo. I know cos my uncle who is igbo did it to his wife. Now, I don´t know if its done in the yoruba custom cos none of my yoruba relatives have done such yet. Maybe cos yoruba ladies know how to respect their husbands and elders unlike our igbo sisters since its not really taught at home.
It depends on what the wife did. In my uncles case his wife served his uncles and brothers the wrong part of cow that was killed during a celebration. The brothers and uncles felt insulted and insisted he sends her home to punish her so she had to take suspension for 4 weeks. She went home and came back fatter than when she was at my uncles home.
Can you imagine! In this present age? Nawa o. Thanks for enlightening me anyway.
Family / Re: My Wife Needs To Be Re-trained, Then I Sent Her Back To Her Parents. by Slasha1(f): 7:37pm On Dec 16, 2013
Miner13:

it is very much hot and is degenerating to family dispute. The inlaws termed it a disrespect
Of course,it's a packaged insult,I wonder why he didn't sit his in-laws down and lament about her wife's behaviour. Maybe he did that to show how serious it was

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Family / Re: My Wife Needs To Be Re-trained, Then I Sent Her Back To Her Parents. by Slasha1(f): 6:00pm On Dec 16, 2013
Even though it sounds funny and embarrasing,I think he did a good a thing in sending them their living daughter to re-train than inviting them to bury her un-trained corpse after giving her a life-taking beating

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Celebrities / Re: Senator Yerima Divorces 17-year-old Wife, Marries Another 15-yr-old by Slasha1(f): 4:41pm On Dec 16, 2013
Smh. Yeyeman...

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Education / Re: ASUU Calls Off Strike by Slasha1(f): 2:55pm On Dec 16, 2013
Finally!
After about 1000 topics on NL that has to do with ASUU,they finally called the strike off.

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Literature / Re: My First Time... by Slasha1(f): 7:50pm On Dec 06, 2013
Nice one!
Politics / Re: 'Go And Die' Tee Shirt Is Out (photo) by Slasha1(f): 2:55pm On Dec 06, 2013
Can you imagine!
Romance / Re: Is Height Everything For Nigerian Girls? by Slasha1(f): 6:22pm On Dec 04, 2013
satowind: .my bday loading
You post this on virtually every thread,hope all is well?

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Education / Re: Open Letter To The Management Of FLC, OAU CDL And Security Agencies by Slasha1(f): 5:31pm On Dec 04, 2013
OMG! That's unfair,these foreign linkers are causing too much trouble for predites. Something should be done asap
Crime / Re: Teenager Commits Suicide Over Missing Money by Slasha1(f): 12:10pm On Dec 04, 2013
lovat:
I pray you fall victim of those fraudsters then u will STFU
You don't get it,so someone threatened her life and she still went ahead to commit suicide because she does not want to expose the person? Doesn't make sense! The same fraudster made her steal the money as well? Abeg
Crime / Re: Teenager Commits Suicide Over Missing Money by Slasha1(f): 11:49am On Dec 03, 2013
^lol... You are tired of this world I guess
Crime / Re: Teenager Commits Suicide Over Missing Money by Slasha1(f): 11:43am On Dec 03, 2013
lovat: Please don't judge her she might have been a victim of fraudsters who after duping you will ask you not to talk or else you will die. #juxassuming
So the best option is to kill herself because someone threatened to kill her if she talks?
Health / Re: Today Is World Disability Day by Slasha1(f): 11:02am On Dec 03, 2013
youngprofdguru:

Good morning friends,
Today as we celebrate the world disability day I have advice for all of us...
know that there is always a spectrum of disability in every ability and so also there is always ability in every disabilities. please don't discriminate them instead show them Love and care for them to live long....
remember most of them are not born that way so let's show them Love.

#One Love they say keep us all together, celebrate one today.
True talk! Something stirs me up whenever I see a disabled person proving this. Really,no one has an excuse for being a failure esp when u're abled. We love you,sadly there's none nearby
Crime / Re: Teenager Commits Suicide Over Missing Money by Slasha1(f): 10:40am On Dec 03, 2013
Something is missing! She's dead now because of the money another person is enjoying? Smh. Being young doesn't mean one should be stupid.
Phones / Re: The Airtel Sim Breaking Thread(T.A.S.B.T) by Slasha1(f): 3:30pm On Dec 02, 2013
Lmao! I chewed mine. Try it,tastes like chocolate

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Celebrities / Re: Pictures From Eben And Jahdiel's White Wedding by Slasha1(f): 6:31pm On Nov 30, 2013
Wow!smiley I never knew they were going to marry each other. Lovely couple,have a happy music family.

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Religion / Re: Followers Of Jesus, Please Help Me. by Slasha1(f): 8:39am On Nov 30, 2013
eyenCalabar:

It's not rocket science so you should understand. What am saying is that there's nothing like sin for a child of God.
I love people being practical. I fully understand the concept of grace and law,but it does not rule out the fact that you can sin so far your flesh is still there,it's a gradual process trying to put your flesh under subjection. I think telling a brother who is struggling with something that he can't sin won't help.
I really love what you said that he shouldn't condemn himself cos that is a pure deception from the devil,but all the same Jesus won't force us to "kill" the flesh,we have our part to play.
Romance / Re: Silliest Thing You've Ever Done To Get A Guy's/girl's Attention? by Slasha1(f): 7:25am On Nov 30, 2013
Faith93: seriously..ow awful was my English angry!
Very awful! They finally made you speak out lmao. You know why I like you? You don't try so hard to sound "clever",it flows naturally.:p
Religion / Re: Followers Of Jesus, Please Help Me. by Slasha1(f): 9:18pm On Nov 29, 2013
I suggest you confide in someone/people you know are more spiritually matured. The bible says "confess your sins to one another...". James 5:16
Hook yourself up with godly friends who can help your spiritual life.
Cry out to God as never before and avoid things that lead to such a sin,he's a loving God and will give you the grace to overcome
Lastly,endeavour to be committed to God's work the more. I pray that God will help you.
Education / Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by Slasha1(f): 8:34pm On Nov 28, 2013
x-kid2000:
Am not sure am drunk but i think I saw Law... Someone please cheq 35555764BJ. OAU must be joking...
Now this is seriously serious,just go and logde your complaints asap. What kind of silly mistake is that
Romance / Re: Some Girls Don't Know How To Chat by Slasha1(f): 6:33pm On Nov 28, 2013
bukatyne:

How will someone who you consider uninteresting have your pin or number?
It happens, mostly when friends share you with their friends. Definitely not on whatsapp cos it's strictly people I know.
Romance / Re: Some Girls Don't Know How To Chat by Slasha1(f): 11:16am On Nov 23, 2013
Danhumprey: They are guilty ofcourse. But not to a worst extent as compared to the girls.
You think? Maybe you are yet to meet them. There are more guys than girls on my list and a good number of them write pretty dumb things. So bad that I had to quit visiting some chat apps.
Romance / Re: Some Girls Don't Know How To Chat by Slasha1(f): 11:03am On Nov 23, 2013
Faith93: I onli added my ideal to the matter..don't knw offense
Is Funke Akindele a NLander?
Romance / Re: Some Girls Don't Know How To Chat by Slasha1(f): 10:17am On Nov 23, 2013
Caracta:
Some of them are worse. A guy asks you if you love him three hours after meeting him, pray tell, is that a reasonable question?
Like a guy I met on 2go,after few lines of exchanging pleasantries,he was like "my name is ... I really want to date you,I love you so much,plss do u love me?" can't remember how exactly he wrote it but his blunder was enough to scatter one's head.
Romance / Re: Some Girls Don't Know How To Chat by Slasha1(f): 9:23am On Nov 23, 2013
For every typical Naija girl you keep deceiving flattering,there's another guy at the receiving end getting monosyllabics answers from her.:p
Romance / Re: Some Girls Don't Know How To Chat by Slasha1(f): 8:47am On Nov 23, 2013
Danhumprey: If you see the kind status girls are updating on my list ehn,believe me,you would feel like puking! So annoying! angry angry angry angry
Some boys on your list aren't guilty of that as well?
Romance / Re: Some Girls Don't Know How To Chat by Slasha1(f): 3:25am On Nov 23, 2013
Pryme-st*rr:

Dtz coming from a guy who lacks flow ma dear... But! Girls can act so reta.rded somtymz dt a guy might wonder if dtz a common fault God blessed dem wit.
D funny part of it is dt those kynda dumb foolish girls would still be d 1s bombarding me wit friends request especially on Facebook n wen I accept n tend 2 strike off a convo... Come see GOBE... U go chat sotee pick up lines go finish 4 ur mouth n u ll be forced 2 venture in2 personal regions which is quite improper 4 strangers. @tymz i get tired of logging on 2 social media.
Diz is actually d reason why i like NL alot coz here,... U don't have 2 worry about making a chat interesting while some SHAWAHMAH loving empty headed girl keeps frustrating ur efforts with "kk", "lol", "yes", "no", "brb"... 4 christsake are girls cursed 2 be monosyllabic on net... If u are with dem in person, dey won't hesitate 2 talk ur eardrums out.
Diz dayz... If i go through my old chat on any social platform n i find more than 5 monosyllables... UNFRIEND button immediately.
Besides... I now stick 2 chatting with well know female friends who can neva bore me with such n when dey tend 2 digress... I sound a note of warning like... IMMEDIATELY!
still prefer NL tho... When bored just pick an argument with any1 n u r gud 2 go 4 d daygrin
lol.. Reminds me of a girl that sent my bro a request. She couldn't make a single sentence,it's either she writes "Ha" on a line and "fa"(how far) on another line or "i" many times between chat evn replied "how are you" with a k.

The reason why most girls reply with monosyllabic words is that they've got so many people on their list,and to them ur chat isn't that important. Guys hardly do that I agree,but when it comes to a matter of dumb chats,it's not a matter of which gender
Romance / Re: Some Girls Don't Know How To Chat by Slasha1(f): 2:58am On Nov 23, 2013
bukatyne: j

No rule says a guy must always start or maintain the flow of a conversation. You can change the tempo if you are not satisfied.

A simple what does your job entail/what is your course about works wonders.

Also ask a guy after his welfare like how are you etc. When he does same
U're absolutely right. But, most of the time it's someone that u don't wanna chat with, looking at the dumb status update alone,not as if they will even spell correctly. I normally maintain the flow or change tempo like you said if it's a reasonable chat.
Romance / Re: Some Girls Don't Know How To Chat by Slasha1(f): 10:20pm On Nov 22, 2013
[quote author=John.jnr][/quote] Oh! Alright
Romance / Re: Some Girls Don't Know How To Chat by Slasha1(f): 10:08pm On Nov 22, 2013
John.jnr:
k, i, kul, me 2, yap, hmm, = delete
Bros,you mean if someone writes Yap for u,u'll delete? Haba!

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