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TV/MoviesRe: DSTV Subscription: Court Stops Dstv From Increasing Fees by slavia(m): 4:39pm On Apr 09, 2015
mikron:
i dont think so, 3 dstv call representatives have been calling us begging us to come pay the old rate. now i understand why they told us we can still pay the old rate for now, maybe cos of the court injunction they received
But i paid the normal rate for Compact plus (N7,850) and still i was not connected so i called customer service and they insisted that i must pay the balance (N1,600) before i am reconnected. What happened to the court injunction? isnt this contempt?....isnt it illegal?
LiteratureRe: Obasanjo's Autobiography "My Watch" Now Sold In Traffic. Are They Pirated? by slavia(m): 3:05pm On Mar 31, 2015
PLEASE DOES ANYONE HAVE 'MY WATCH BY OBASANJO' FOR SALE?
I NEED IT ON OR BEFORE THE END OF WORK ON WEDNESDAY 01/04/2015. I WOULD PREFER THE ORIGINAL COPY BUT WOULD ENTERTAIN A NEAT PIRATED COPY. PLEASE GENUINE SELLERS CAN TEXT OR CALL ME ON 08037425141. I AM PRESENTLY IN LAGOS. THANK YOU.
AutosRe: Rush My Dstv Decoder With Free Channels 4life by slavia(m): 1:15pm On Dec 12, 2013
Nawaoh!
You put your number so that anyone interested in getting cable stations can call you yet you ended my call just now when i called you.
SCAM OR NOT?
Moderators should confirm the authenticity of people like this before letting them deceive others
Jokes EtcRe: Photo Of The Day: Koboko Service! by slavia(m): 3:12pm On Dec 04, 2013
I HONESTLY DONT KNOW IF THESE SORT OF CAPTIONS ARE DELIBERATELY THOUGHT UP TO PULL CROWD. BUT COME TO THINK OF IT, WHAT SORT OF PERSON IN HIS/HER RIGHT SENSES WOULD BE ATTRACTED TO SUCH A CAPTION IF HE/SHE IS REALLY SEARCHING FOR JESUS?
OUR PEOPLE ARE JUST SO GULLIBLE.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Choose Between Me And Arsenal! - Wife by slavia(m): 12:18pm On Dec 04, 2013
ITS OBVIOUS THAT MOST OF MY FELLOW NLS SIMPLY DO NOT KNOW HOW DELIBERATELY ''UN-UNDERSTANDING''(IF THERE IS A WORD LIKE THAT) SOME WOMEN CAN BE.
I JUST HOPE YOUR HUBBY IS NOT ONE OF THEM, IF NOT, NOT EVEN THE MAJESTIC FEAT OF PURCHASING A DOUBLE VIEW PVR DSTV DECODER CAN SAVE THE DAY.
I DONT THINK THERE IS ANYTHING WRONG WITH A DUDE HAVING A PASTTIME, COULD BE SOCCER, WRESTLING, CLUBBING OR EVEN SOCIAL ILLS LIKE SMOKING, EXCESSIVE DRINKING OR WOMANIZING. SHE SHOULD THANK HER LUCKY STARS THAT SHE FOUND A MAN WITH DESIRABLE QUALITIES WHO CHOSE TO BE A FOOTBALL FAN. I CAN BET MY LIFE THAT SHE HAS HER OWN PASTTIMES THAT MAY NOT BE ALL THAT PLEASING TO THE GUY, BUT IN THE INTEREST OF PEACE HE CONDONES THEM.
SOME WOMEN JUST DONT WANT YOU TO WATCH FOOTBALL....PERIOD!!!!!

i had girlfriend once who continued to nag me about watching my dear chelsea play, i suggested that i buy HiTV so that i would be closer to her when i watch matches, she bluntly refused, i even went ahead to buy dvds of chelsea matches to watch after they have been played and she still wouldnt have that. i finally got angry for her unwillingness to compromise or even discuss the issue. WELL I HAD TO BEAT HER AT HER OWN GAME
CultureRe: Which Village Are You From? Represent Your Village Here by slavia(m): 2:58pm On Nov 27, 2013
Mazi_Omenuko: Its obvious that development has really caught up with your village; especially the education and literacy part.
I really dont know who to blame here, you or the one who wrote the original statement....pls ooo, village and town has absolutely nothing to do with development. its merely a standard of division (if u wish to see it that way):state.....LGA.....town....village.....clan (there are finer divisions but this should do for now)
Forum GamesRe: Let's Play This Word Game Called Last Man Standing by slavia(m): 2:50pm On Nov 27, 2013
'E-luver?'...thats one thing i will make sure my son never has
BusinessRe: New Tricks Used By Filling Station's Pump Attendant by slavia(m): 8:49am On Oct 17, 2013
Chei!!!!!!!
This has happened to me a couple of times in a few filling stations in lagos, i vivdly remember something similar happening to me in the Mobil filling station along Ikorodu road.
I parked, came out of the car, told the dude i wanted N4,000 worth of fuel and watched him reset the metre. i was then discussing something with my wife all of a sudden the metre stopped......i simply knew for the period of time the metre was running it couldnt have dispensed the amount i asked, so asked the guy how much he put and he said N1,000....i told him'no' that i asked for N4000. he simply apologised and said ok. i then turned back to my wife but i didnt check the metre again.
Even the whole changing from Generator to PHCN excuse, i have been through that too.
Chei!, they must have chopped me mugu.
NO MORE!
LiteratureRe: NYSC: PPA:- Place Of Promiscuous Assignment by slavia(m): 9:28am On May 03, 2013
Mazi.....Mazi......Mazi!!!!!!
How many times now.....Finally, thank God you didnt decide to get caught in the chapel....Nothing is beyond you.
LiteratureRe: NYSC: PPA:- Place Of Promiscuous Assignment by slavia(m): 10:51am On May 02, 2013
Our very own Mazi, the master of storage rooms and other bizarre places.......An inspiration to us all.
Please upload sharp sharp
LiteratureRe: NYSC: PPA:- Place Of Promiscuous Assignment by slavia(m): 11:25am On Apr 29, 2013
Our dearest Mazi,
Our condolences. We missed you so much, thanks for coming back.
Now that you are back please don't keep us waiting too long....really want to know what that Etisalat dame is up to.
Forum GamesRe: Let's Play This Word Game Called Last Man Standing by slavia(m):
DIABETES? what the heck does that have to do with sweetheart....you just broke the rules!
LiteratureRe: NYSC: PPA:- Place Of Promiscuous Assignment by slavia(m): 2:28pm On Apr 19, 2013
KAI!!!! THE ALMIGHTY MAZI,
you have finally beat your very own record after the case of the girl in the house of God,2 sisters in one day and 2 friends at once i thought nothing else would even come close. But you are definitely full of surprises.
YOU ARE AN INSPIRATION TO US ALL.......lol!!!
RomanceRe: Caption This Couple's Wedding Picture by slavia(m): 8:38am On Apr 11, 2013
eddy1977: All of you guys making fun of this couple are just sick and twisted.
Some of you will never have a proper wedding. Bunch of losers.

What's wrong with the picture? If they were white folks you would have all been clapping for them.

Go ahead and call them names. But guess who gets laid day in and day out? Not you losers.

Poo on all of u
Hey dude, holster your revolver jare.....everyone is entitled to their take, abi na your papa get Nairaland?
Abeg if you ask me.....it looks like the wedding was held during the Biafra war and the groom was dodging bullets...lol
Forum GamesRe: Let's Play This Word Game Called Last Man Standing by slavia(m): 8:15am On Apr 09, 2013
cremeandchic: It is what it is
IS my username Slavia appealing enough or should i go for something more sleeker like Johnny-Bravo
Forum GamesRe: Let's Play This Word Game Called Last Man Standing by slavia(m): 1:28pm On Apr 08, 2013
esere826: enter the imp. rules of this game on this page Chomzy19
CHOMZY19? is that a username or one of these nicknames that babes think makes them trendy
LiteratureRe: NYSC: PPA:- Place Of Promiscuous Assignment by slavia(m): 8:11am On Apr 04, 2013
Emmm, i really don't know what to say
Despite the fact that i never been in that situation before, i could feel the protagonist's pains.
GOOD ONE MAZI [trickles of tears in my eyes]
FashionRe: The Man Who Wears Make-up Perfectly Than Most Women by slavia(m): 7:44am On Apr 04, 2013
Well, as long as its all biz for him.....then no problem
But if he takes time to get this done before leaving the house........then he is surely GAY
Forum GamesRe: Let's Play This Word Game Called Last Man Standing by slavia(m): 4:56pm On Apr 03, 2013
Larry-Sun:
Foes can sometimes become best of friends.
FRIENDS are meant to be there for you no matter what
Car TalkRe: SUV Made By Innoson Motors (Pictures) by slavia(m): 4:38pm On Apr 03, 2013
i totally agree with Car-Doc.
i think he should look into that and also discuss with a reliable bank or any other financial institution on strategies or payment plans that would enable Nigerians afford the vehicles, Thereby enabling them compete with China and Korea in Nigeria
Forum GamesRe: Let's Play This Word Game Called Last Man Standing by slavia(m): 4:29pm On Apr 03, 2013
Larry-Sun:
Overrated words aren't hyperbolical in the least, my dear.
Sentence? i rather use phrases to taunt my foes
Forum GamesRe: Let's Play This Word Game Called Last Man Standing by slavia(m): 3:55pm On Apr 03, 2013
Larry-Sun:
Ways of men ar of dark cons.
'CONS' and cops; its always a battle for supremacy
LiteratureRe: NYSC: PPA:- Place Of Promiscuous Assignment by slavia(m): 3:51pm On Apr 03, 2013
Nice one Mazi, i don't think i have ever read this fast before.....lol
First of all.......you guys started without me. i have been busy in the office since morning and have been itching to go on NL.
And i have been here reading frantically and finally my addiction has been partially controlled......My Unit head has been staring at me and wondering what i could be doing so seriously on my desk peering at the system.
But who cares!!!!! Abegi carry go Oga Mazi
Car TalkRe: SUV Made By Innoson Motors (Pictures) by slavia(m): 2:56pm On Apr 03, 2013
Kudos to IVM for summoning the guts to start something.....i am proud of him
But whoever posted these pics should have endeavoured to get pics of the engine and the interior.
Forum GamesRe: Let's Play This Word Game Called Last Man Standing by slavia(m): 4:11pm On Apr 02, 2013
Chomzy19: 027 is a number not a word.@Mutaino take note
NOTE how long this thread is becoming all of a sudden
Forum GamesRe: Let's Play This Word Game Called Last Man Standing by slavia(m): 1:34pm On Apr 02, 2013
repogirl: It is far more than one can imagine
IMAGINE having a two-some with two friends
LiteratureRe: NYSC: National Year Of Sex And Comfort <<<Adventure of the year: 2013 Awards >>> by slavia(m): 1:00pm On Apr 02, 2013
Mazi_Omenuko you are a Nairaland god.
YOU ALMOST MADE ME ANSWER QUERY IN THE OFFICE BECAUSE OF MY LOUD UNCONTROLLABLE LAUGHTER....it was when i was reading the part when you told a babe something about God doesn't dwelling in a dusty place abi na dirty place just to get into her pants.
ABEGI 10 GBOZA FOR YOU JARE
Forum GamesRe: Let's Play This Word Game Called Last Man Standing by slavia(m): 12:35pm On Apr 02, 2013
Chomzy19: Life is one big game
'GAME ON' is Mazi_Omenuko's most favourite phrase
LiteratureRe: NYSC: PPA:- Place Of Promiscuous Assignment by slavia(m): 12:13pm On Apr 02, 2013
Mazi_Omenuko?......Daddy?
if care is not taken, the baby (Mazi-Junior) would definitely screw his nanny......lol

Much respect to you Mazi, you have done it again. i have been a silent and selfish fan, devouring your wonderfully plotted stories like KFC chicken and fries. "Abeg push on, don't keep us there yearning for more".
PropertiesRe: Hotel Needed In Abuja For Sale !!! by slavia(m): 8:17am On Apr 02, 2013
My apologies.
All i needed was a sign of genuine interest, you know what its like online these days.....To some people its just a way to catch fun.
Please post your e-mail address or text it to my phone so that i can send you the full package(in Ms Word)which contains all you need to know about the hotel. My phone number is 08037425141.
Best regards.
PropertiesRe: Hotel Needed In Abuja For Sale !!! by slavia(m): 11:47am On Mar 29, 2013
There's a hotel for sale in Wuse II district Abuja. Covers an area of approx. 1400.72 sq.m.
Contains 45 rooms,banquet hall, restaurant, etc.
For more information on the property, Contact Ugo through ugo_okonkwo@yahoo.com

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