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mikron:But i paid the normal rate for Compact plus (N7,850) and still i was not connected so i called customer service and they insisted that i must pay the balance (N1,600) before i am reconnected. What happened to the court injunction? isnt this contempt?....isnt it illegal? |
PLEASE DOES ANYONE HAVE 'MY WATCH BY OBASANJO' FOR SALE? I NEED IT ON OR BEFORE THE END OF WORK ON WEDNESDAY 01/04/2015. I WOULD PREFER THE ORIGINAL COPY BUT WOULD ENTERTAIN A NEAT PIRATED COPY. PLEASE GENUINE SELLERS CAN TEXT OR CALL ME ON 08037425141. I AM PRESENTLY IN LAGOS. THANK YOU. |
Nawaoh! You put your number so that anyone interested in getting cable stations can call you yet you ended my call just now when i called you. SCAM OR NOT? Moderators should confirm the authenticity of people like this before letting them deceive others |
I HONESTLY DONT KNOW IF THESE SORT OF CAPTIONS ARE DELIBERATELY THOUGHT UP TO PULL CROWD. BUT COME TO THINK OF IT, WHAT SORT OF PERSON IN HIS/HER RIGHT SENSES WOULD BE ATTRACTED TO SUCH A CAPTION IF HE/SHE IS REALLY SEARCHING FOR JESUS? OUR PEOPLE ARE JUST SO GULLIBLE. |
ITS OBVIOUS THAT MOST OF MY FELLOW NLS SIMPLY DO NOT KNOW HOW DELIBERATELY ''UN-UNDERSTANDING''(IF THERE IS A WORD LIKE THAT) SOME WOMEN CAN BE. I JUST HOPE YOUR HUBBY IS NOT ONE OF THEM, IF NOT, NOT EVEN THE MAJESTIC FEAT OF PURCHASING A DOUBLE VIEW PVR DSTV DECODER CAN SAVE THE DAY. I DONT THINK THERE IS ANYTHING WRONG WITH A DUDE HAVING A PASTTIME, COULD BE SOCCER, WRESTLING, CLUBBING OR EVEN SOCIAL ILLS LIKE SMOKING, EXCESSIVE DRINKING OR WOMANIZING. SHE SHOULD THANK HER LUCKY STARS THAT SHE FOUND A MAN WITH DESIRABLE QUALITIES WHO CHOSE TO BE A FOOTBALL FAN. I CAN BET MY LIFE THAT SHE HAS HER OWN PASTTIMES THAT MAY NOT BE ALL THAT PLEASING TO THE GUY, BUT IN THE INTEREST OF PEACE HE CONDONES THEM. SOME WOMEN JUST DONT WANT YOU TO WATCH FOOTBALL....PERIOD!!!!! i had girlfriend once who continued to nag me about watching my dear chelsea play, i suggested that i buy HiTV so that i would be closer to her when i watch matches, she bluntly refused, i even went ahead to buy dvds of chelsea matches to watch after they have been played and she still wouldnt have that. i finally got angry for her unwillingness to compromise or even discuss the issue. WELL I HAD TO BEAT HER AT HER OWN GAME |
Mazi_Omenuko: Its obvious that development has really caught up with your village; especially the education and literacy part.I really dont know who to blame here, you or the one who wrote the original statement....pls ooo, village and town has absolutely nothing to do with development. its merely a standard of division (if u wish to see it that way):state.....LGA.....town....village.....clan (there are finer divisions but this should do for now) |
'E-luver?'...thats one thing i will make sure my son never has |
Chei!!!!!!! This has happened to me a couple of times in a few filling stations in lagos, i vivdly remember something similar happening to me in the Mobil filling station along Ikorodu road. I parked, came out of the car, told the dude i wanted N4,000 worth of fuel and watched him reset the metre. i was then discussing something with my wife all of a sudden the metre stopped......i simply knew for the period of time the metre was running it couldnt have dispensed the amount i asked, so asked the guy how much he put and he said N1,000....i told him'no' that i asked for N4000. he simply apologised and said ok. i then turned back to my wife but i didnt check the metre again. Even the whole changing from Generator to PHCN excuse, i have been through that too. Chei!, they must have chopped me mugu. NO MORE! |
Mazi.....Mazi......Mazi!!!!!! How many times now.....Finally, thank God you didnt decide to get caught in the chapel....Nothing is beyond you. |
Our very own Mazi, the master of storage rooms and other bizarre places.......An inspiration to us all. Please upload sharp sharp |
Our dearest Mazi, Our condolences. We missed you so much, thanks for coming back. Now that you are back please don't keep us waiting too long....really want to know what that Etisalat dame is up to. |
DIABETES? what the heck does that have to do with sweetheart....you just broke the rules! |
KAI!!!! THE ALMIGHTY MAZI, you have finally beat your very own record after the case of the girl in the house of God,2 sisters in one day and 2 friends at once i thought nothing else would even come close. But you are definitely full of surprises. YOU ARE AN INSPIRATION TO US ALL.......lol!!! |
eddy1977: All of you guys making fun of this couple are just sick and twisted.Hey dude, holster your revolver jare.....everyone is entitled to their take, abi na your papa get Nairaland? Abeg if you ask me.....it looks like the wedding was held during the Biafra war and the groom was dodging bullets...lol |
cremeandchic: It is what it isIS my username Slavia appealing enough or should i go for something more sleeker like Johnny-Bravo |
esere826: enter the imp. rules of this game on this page Chomzy19CHOMZY19? is that a username or one of these nicknames that babes think makes them trendy |
Emmm, i really don't know what to say Despite the fact that i never been in that situation before, i could feel the protagonist's pains. GOOD ONE MAZI [trickles of tears in my eyes] |
Well, as long as its all biz for him.....then no problem But if he takes time to get this done before leaving the house........then he is surely GAY |
Larry-Sun:FRIENDS are meant to be there for you no matter what |
i totally agree with Car-Doc. i think he should look into that and also discuss with a reliable bank or any other financial institution on strategies or payment plans that would enable Nigerians afford the vehicles, Thereby enabling them compete with China and Korea in Nigeria |
Larry-Sun:Sentence? i rather use phrases to taunt my foes |
Larry-Sun:'CONS' and cops; its always a battle for supremacy |
Nice one Mazi, i don't think i have ever read this fast before.....lol First of all.......you guys started without me. i have been busy in the office since morning and have been itching to go on NL. And i have been here reading frantically and finally my addiction has been partially controlled......My Unit head has been staring at me and wondering what i could be doing so seriously on my desk peering at the system. But who cares!!!!! Abegi carry go Oga Mazi |
Kudos to IVM for summoning the guts to start something.....i am proud of him But whoever posted these pics should have endeavoured to get pics of the engine and the interior. |
Chomzy19: 027 is a number not a word.@Mutaino take noteNOTE how long this thread is becoming all of a sudden |
repogirl: It is far more than one can imagineIMAGINE having a two-some with two friends |
Mazi_Omenuko you are a Nairaland god. YOU ALMOST MADE ME ANSWER QUERY IN THE OFFICE BECAUSE OF MY LOUD UNCONTROLLABLE LAUGHTER....it was when i was reading the part when you told a babe something about God doesn't dwelling in a dusty place abi na dirty place just to get into her pants. ABEGI 10 GBOZA FOR YOU JARE |
Chomzy19: Life is one big game'GAME ON' is Mazi_Omenuko's most favourite phrase |
Mazi_Omenuko?......Daddy? if care is not taken, the baby (Mazi-Junior) would definitely screw his nanny......lol Much respect to you Mazi, you have done it again. i have been a silent and selfish fan, devouring your wonderfully plotted stories like KFC chicken and fries. "Abeg push on, don't keep us there yearning for more". |
My apologies. All i needed was a sign of genuine interest, you know what its like online these days.....To some people its just a way to catch fun. Please post your e-mail address or text it to my phone so that i can send you the full package(in Ms Word)which contains all you need to know about the hotel. My phone number is 08037425141. Best regards. |
There's a hotel for sale in Wuse II district Abuja. Covers an area of approx. 1400.72 sq.m. Contains 45 rooms,banquet hall, restaurant, etc. For more information on the property, Contact Ugo through ugo_okonkwo@yahoo.com |