₦airaland Forum

zinnyzee:
Between my legs could be heaven or hell for you depending on how you treat me bruh.

These girls feel like queens and they've got every right to.

Being a girl is the best thing that could ever happen to anyone.

So getting bleeped is the best thing that can happen to anyone?

NwanyiAwkaetiti:
Most don't even bother to even know the lady before sex. Ask them the lady's surname and they'll be looking at you like zobo. Anyways that's the society we live in.

And why would I wanna know her surname when all I am interested in is sex? I will only begin to ask serious questions when I eventually fall in love.

Tamarapetty:
Ok, are u giving birth or not?? I no understand why it's taking so long

You no well, I swear.

For how long are we gonna allow these rent seeking parasites hold us hostage?

She is right about crap music.

Tamarapetty:
Your opinion, your headache. Have a nice day

And you too.

Kudos to the Igbos. With love and respect from the other side.

Tamarapetty:
goat meat - 300/ thick kpomo 200, ugwu- 200, oil 50, maggi 50, salt 50, pepper(raw or dried) 50, plus two fufu_ 100. Total 800 with change or 900 with 100 naira change.

And once you succeeded in getting him to marry you, even 10k will suddenly not be enough. Women and deceit....

emeijeh:
Vanity upon vanity crew coming soon.

What shall it profit a man if he gain the world and loses his soul?

sanpipita:
This is one of things that saddens me about this govt, most youths 20- 30 shouting sai baba don't know they will spend much of their life time repaying debts, the standard of living will be so high in years to come due to the mess buhari is leaving behind

The cost of living you meant.

Stylishly announcing his millionaire status. Some ladies are gonna fall for this. But what lady in her right senses would want to marry a man who would mistakenly transfer a million naira out of his account. That money could be your children's school fees o.

I can, provided her body count is not up to 5.

This man is not only bereft of sense, he is also grossly bereft of shame and integrity.

Yewandequeen:
Na lie ooooo

1. How will you know he hides no secret? The fact is he will tell you only what he wants you to know and what he doesn't want you to are locked up forever.

2. He asks for your opinion but still goes ahead to do that which he has in mind.

3. He adores you yes right only when he wants to and other days can be a pain in the ***

4. He listens only on days he wants to and other days he will tag you a Parrot

5. Worries about you to know he is the only one you seeing so wants to know when you doing and where you are at all times. All na wash some dudes are just obsessed.

6. Clears schedule Ginni? He already planned his convenient time and once work calls he is off

7. He will enjoy spending time with you if you're fun, loving and never says no not the nagging type but if ure. Forgerrit

8. Who won't be jealous? Don't they all like to claim territory?

IMHO

Off to sleep

In other words...

SS4. If you know you know.

Mizk:
Is it not naija again?

Of course, it is Naija. But we care about our body count too. A girl has been trying to fucck me for the past one week.

Mizk:
What if she's talking about sex? You'll just miss it because of stinginess.

Who lied to you that men jump at every sex offers?

Millenniumlady:

...would just love to chat. I don't eat people.

Millenniumlady:
k

Check your DM.

Millenniumlady:
OK keep loving it

Wanna know how you do that.

Millenniumlady:
What about that

I love the keep hoeing part.

He had to wait 7 years for her to exhaust all other options? What a pity. I am inherently incapable of loving any girl who don't love me back.

olasco2035:
why will I do that when u don used ur sense slay finish

Because you still have your sense intact.

Millenniumlady:
Don't quote me again

You look pretty. Your signature though.

olasco2035:
where is the crowd??
sai baba....till 2023.am ready to do all what it takes for baba to continue the good work he has started..

Good work like? Please include references to statistics of before and now.

LadySarah:
Oga ,finish honeymoon fast and come and tell your own part.If in truth that's what you did,may your p..is shrink.

Madam,you don't know a rapist by mere physical appearance.you are just trying to exonerate yourself.

Before you pray for his penis to shrink, think of his wife who is a woman like you. What shall it profit you to see another woman's husband penis shrink?

kunmiiii:
He's an Omoluabi
na...he's an epitome of the Yoruba tribe!

I don't understand why envious haters don't believe the news tho, Did he bribe an Arab Billionaire to say all these or what!!

That Arab Billionaire is running a format on your Oba. Have you suddenly forgotten that the Oni took him to Abuja to see the powers that be? The Oni is his gateway to our foolish and corrupt leaders. The billionaire needs more money and Nigeria is his new target.

Format on steroids. If you know you know.

Slexyangel:
Not interested in that, but how can I also get into real estate

Atleast, you are interested in something. This is good and enough for a start.

LadySarah:
Because a woman is now complaining as against the norm.

Is this not the point where you guys tell the woman to hit the gym,buy red lingeries,seduce her husband and pray.

Op's husband,if you are here,go pray and fast,buy sexy boxer shorts ,cook your wife's special meal,hit the gym asap and pls don't forget to pray

Lol,nkea atom special

You're not serious, right?

Stop feeding him eba.