₦airaland Forum

Youngzedd:
Monitoring spirit.

Well, my daughter (future tense) will move around with two soldiers and two SARS personnel with an order of shot at sight, before all this one kobo Nairaland boys will spoil her for me

And you will the last person to know when she started fuccking the two soldiers and two SARS.

This dependents couple are in love o. One of them should sha try to be independent.

senatordave1:
From what am seeing,the love for buhari has increased in plateau and hes likely to win there for the first time.up buhari til 2023

He can't win on the Jos Plateau. Maybe the Mambila Plateau.

Temptee101:
You made a mistake bro. He just turned 2 years 3 months. Anything una hear, una swallow hook, line and sinker

I lack the evidence to disprove his claim.

I respect this woman's husband. Waking up to see your house littered with 2Face's kids is not for the faint hearted.

lonelydora:
He should show us his flight hour log. A trainee that just passed out. Does he have a PPL or CPL or rotary wings licence?

Not bad for someone who just turned 23. Or what do you think?

biacan:
GOD knows how desperate I am to have twins or triplet when I gets married..... I so much love kids

I pray may understanding man locate me and fulfil my heart desires

Let your DP be your real picture if you are serious.

And what is the ADULT from daura doing to stop the killing by his herdsmen brothers?

These people are just throwing figures around. 20,000 is not a small amount of people o. That's almost 4 times the size of Davido's sold out concert.

eherbal:
the 2 families will see it as an act of God and settle out of Court.whatever we say here is our own personal take.

It's the state vs the accused. This is not a family matter. Killing a fellow citizen is a crime against the state.

Eight months old daughter and she's already pregnant for husband that died a couple of months ago? How old was the daughter when she actually conceived the pregnancy then?

fhorlar:
Lol...but wait ooo...why is this guy so pained sef?

Entitled biitches are always a pain in the ass. That's how one I met barely a month started giving me attitude simply because I was unyielding to her demand for money. I gave her a dress down that left her in total shock. The following day she came to apologize with sex. Now things are looking healthy for us.

Horlaidex:
Understood. If I jam the babe and I dey give u ur % shey u go collect am. Any way Na way...

My own na to help ya ministry na.

highqueen:
ohk..we have heard,,next time learn to work and don't be a foolish broke idiot on the net..next!!

How does a guy being broke affect you really if he ain't trying to live off you?

Horlaidex:
You get one for ur area and u self no need money abii

Guy, na you dey look for billionaire daughter o. I need money but no be that path I wan follow.

Horlaidex:
Happy married life to the couple.

Where I fit see one billionaire babe to marry cos as things dey go 9ja don turn something else and man no wan do illegal shii.

I get one for my area for you but you sef go try hold your side small o.

Oh, was he even contemplating a state wedding amidst their abysmal failure.

Ahneeka missed the plot. She simply could have gone farther than she did.

I don't believe these people.

There is absolutely nothing wrong with welcoming the first son like they did. Yusuf is a distinguished and illustrious citizen and no amount of honour is too much for him. People are just hating unnecessarily.



































What I wrote up there aptly captured the thoughts of a zombie APC supporter.

MhizzAJ:
So this small boy already has 3 kids from 3 different women

Men sef

Women are really trying...some just open their legs wide like pliers for anything to enter inside

Wrong comparison! We all know say when pliers open mouth, na to hold something tight be that. These women just dey open pussssy without being able to hold down the men.

Does Pauline Tallen, the woman in blue, now work as a house girl in Aso Rock? I hate shameless people.

Godwinnairaland:
pls what kind of work can I do to get 64,000 naira within a week.i.e, from 2moro till friday.
I need to follow my collegues and write my yr one exam, I can't afford to miss it.

What work can you do?

Let's wait for 3 days to confirm this or get the true story.

lilyfaith:
Pls oh...the way most girls are claiming virginity these days...who have all the guyz been f*cking then?

You and the others na. See you big and onion shape nyash. Abeg allow us finish this Lenten season in peace.

FluidQueen:
First, let's talk about your mommy.


Did the stench wake you up from sleep as a child, sweetie?

Take it easy.

pode:
Nice one from Mr. President, please try do the same to leave office noe that the ovation is loud so that other president from other countries will congratulate you to

"Ovation is loud" ke? I have never seen or heard of Buhari ever receiving a standing ovation from any sensible audience.

MhizAJ:
Wow

I'm impressed

These are the kind of guys i like

I love surprises

And how is that supposed to serve as a substitute for flowers? This will only make sense if he also got her the flowers she asked for. You don't try this with a sensible girl.

Again?

naughtyDiana:
as a lady, I self-service at least 2 times a month, sometimes, 2 months. when people say they are addicted to it, I just think it is a psychological disorder, cos I don't understand how I will be wanking everyday. addiction often happens to people who started wanking way too early.


been celibate for a year now, this February makes it a year, there are days when konji go hook me mehn, I wld start going through my phone to see which guy I can call to hang out but I wld just tell myself, "babe, self-service and relieve yourself". once I do that, I'm gonna be okay for the next 3weeks or more

You have a low libido I guess.

He thought Tobi wasn't man enough. See where has "manhood" has landed him. Except you are a bitch nigga, never allow a woman drag you to her level. Now we all appreciate Tobi's patience.

See as this girl stylishly tell people say Davido's father na just mere millionaire and not billionaire.