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God help the men. From false rape accusations to being killed in their sleep, men are increasingly being endangered.

Yameater:
AND YOU THINK BABY MAMA COULDN'T DO WORST?

The chance that a baby mama will kill you in your sleep is lower.

OKorowanta:
The time wey dem dey sell one sim card N20k dis kind nonsense no dey happen.
Na since sim card come down to N100 and 50mb for ten naira,naim dis yeye trolling come full social media.

Na China phone I blame pass. Dem for just leave us with iPhone and Samsung galaxy make I see how some people go do.

maxwell767:
Hummmm... Urs is even better, at least he said it maybe to get something from the other person...

I remember when my ex and I was together, it was around 1am in the morning.. That was the usual time she uses her phone to read magazines online, but not knowing it was a special time for her.. That very morning she slept off, and I was literally awake, so I kept hearing a notification like 10 times or so, out of curiosity I took the phone open the message it was whatsap, and then I saw this.

Guy: Baby why are u not replying me, are u still fvckng that 3min low life fool?

Me:

Guy: Instead of being with me so that I can give it to u like I use to, u are there wasting time, thought u said u gonna brake up this week with him?.

Me: Hmmmmm...

Guy: Why are u not talking?

Me: Because u are chatting with the 3min man

Guy:

Conversation ends..

Pls don't ask me what happened next

I have something that can make you last longt than 3mins in bed.

I won't date any girl that another guy consistently fuccked for 3 years.

SarkinYarki:
Only a learner will think those are actually Fulani herdsmen on the ground there ...Those people are local Hausa cattle rearers attacked by Fulani herdsmen who use violence as a means of discouraging other northern tribes from taking to cattle rearing as a trade .

Lai lai ka san abin da ya ke gudana. Rashin gaskiya za ta kwa Kara komar da arewa baya. Amma ni kam maye na san ni? Karamin yaro Kaman ni.

JennieCutie4U:
chai! just negodu! just negodu my fellow woman...am so disappointed in bam bam honestly

You will do the same when you get fuccked real good.

God is indeed merciful.

Orpe7:
This one catch woman for bed na die o

E no dey work like that, baba. One lanky guy fit do pass am. Sex matter na different ball game.

Keep your dirty politics out of our beautiful game.

nairavsdollars:
Hope he wont be the errand boy at home?
Go wash my undies = yes ma
Go get me soft drink = yes ma
Run to the market = yes ma

Fucck me harder = yes ma
Take me from behind = yes ma
Spank my ass = yes ma
Suck my boobs = yes ma

We have always known that the military is complicit. The tactics is to look the other way when the Fulanis are having the upper hand but you will see them arrest youths from communities that dare to defend themselves. Any village that successfully defended itself will be visited by the military who goes from house to house in search of fire arms. Their aim is to remove any means of resistance.

LilSmith55:
He no too sabi English

And Biology too. Last last na Engineering go fit am. Brilliant lad no doubt.

We don't need people from shithole countries coming over here to do crime. - Donald J. Trump, 2018.

splmosixx:
After the PUNANY has been destroyed, this cute boy still came out from there....


No wonder the adage says from black pot, white pap came out....

Well sha, what's my own....

Quote me make Ogun kee yu

Stop pusssy-shaming women.

LaudableXX:
Is that the half-baked excuse you are using to console yourself?

Yes sir.

augustine:
Will it be better if it were Igbo on Yoruba or Igbo on Hausa. Crime is crime in whatever direction it goes, it is unacceptable.

They way they talk about other tribes, you would think Igbos don't hurt Igbos. Have you ever heard of Jews on Jews crime?

LaudableXX:
If she was your standard, why is she now your ex?

She's my Ex because we are humans.

LaudableXX:
You sef, you gat no standards. Anything goes, is your middle name. That is why you can cheapen yourself so carelessly, by letting an ex of 3 years sleep in your house.

That she is my Ex doesn't mean isn't my standard.

Igbos sef. When will they stop these Igbo on Igbo crimes?

godfatherx:
Once there, ever there!
If you've entered her room once, you can always enter again, especially all these slay oloshos.

Very true. I ran into my Ex of 3 years last Friday. She left my house this morning. Her fiance was calling and she told several lies to the poor guy.

We can't afford another bigot as president. Kwankwaso's bigotry is on overdrive. He is worse than Buhari. We have made too many mistakes already.

MhizAJ:
Okay
See those guys above me forming holier than thou
She didn't say anything wrong and i like the fact that Bam Bam came out of her shell
Most guys can't stay 2 days without sex

At least, they're not doing it on international TV show.

TrueSenator:
Then a woman born by a woman will stop you

No should have said, "no one or nobody" but obviously he isn't smart enough. Now okorocha is gonna ask his wife or daughter to stop him.

OboOlora:
Mschewww !

Tiwa that Akinsiku of Lagos has finished her t0t0

TeeBillz that is a public dog, from SeyiShay to Taje Prest!

You seem to know a lot of background happenings. You wanna share more with us?

biacan:
No man can try this rubbish with me

You mean no man should dare give you money? Because what you see there is money talking.

He dare not try what President Xi did on us. The backlash from Obasanjo's failed third term bid will be child's play.

Liliyann:
Nonsense!!!
Only weak,immature and broke ass guys go about exposing girls nude!!
In as much as it isn't good to send nudes,its also very wrong to send it.
If you must send, do not send full nudes,crop out your face to avoid all this embarrassment!!
The girl should have dealt with the guy before all this became public,when there are able men to do a clean job!
Nobody dares mess with me!!!

You heard that right. Nobody breaks up with Mtwana and go away scot free. Especially if he's been good and faithful to you.

Yoruba Muslims are low key more dangerous than the almajiris of the north.

Oracle16:
Our leaders in the south and Middle belt should come together and ask for help of other countries. This government is evil.

You don't need nobody else help. Just help yourself first. The whole south is made up of timid, gullible and useless leaders.

Mizsylviah:
You go fear description

I would have presented a more serious and professional me if i knew girls like you exists on Nairaland.

letusbepieces:
women will astonish u everytime, dont try to understand dem, becos u will go mad.

Tell them o. I don't stress myself because of women. My own no pass say make dem give me tot0 make I fucck.