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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by sleekdot(m): 12:00am On Mar 11, 2016
Ibime:
In Paris:
1st goal - Lucas breezes past Mikel leading him to foul. Ibra scores
Now watch the 2nd goal. See how Di Maria drops 2 yards from the snail Mikel, and the snail gives him 3 seconds to chill, lift his head and play in Cavani for the 2nd goal.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZLhNrGapXWg
All 4 goals in this tie has his incompetence involved in it.
Can you imagine Di Maria having such leisure on the edge of our box with any decent DM marking him?
2nd goal that you posted here

Mikel was just coming back from the left side of the field while Fabregas that was supposed to stay on Zlatan was easily dispatched

Baba rahman was tracking Dimaria but also dropped off

Is it that other 9 players have no responsibility on the field and everything revolves round Mikel?

When Mikel was not playing earlier in the season how many games were you winning
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by sleekdot(m): 11:18pm On Mar 10, 2016
Ibime both legs when the scores was level, Chelsea had better chances to score but didnt take them

Trapp made a double save just before Zlatan scored

and in the 1st leg several of your attackers fluffed their lines when through on goal
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by sleekdot(m): 11:03pm On Mar 10, 2016
Ibime:
Thats why I said I wish the clip started 2 seconds earlier.

Matuidi is the attacking midfielder. No such thing was happening.

If that is the case and Matuidi started a run from his own half, do you expect Mikel to be within 20 yards of him by the time Matuidi enters Chelsea box? He no get sense?

How can you claim to be playing 4-2-3-1 and the DM expects the No10 to be the last man in midfield chasing someone from behind?

DM is a position on the pitch, not a detail to follow the opposing attacking midfielder into his own half.

I don't know of Makelele finding himself in such a position. Have you seen Maka following Iniesta into his own half before?

You should always run into the DM if you run in a straight line from the halfway line, unless it's a counterattack.
Every team member in Chelsea is expected to do their part

Mikel cant just sit down in the DM area of the field and not track his man. So what happens when AM goes to the wing to double team the full back?

Should Mikel just sit down in his DM position on the pitch and act like it doesnt concern him?

The space doesnt hurt teams its when players occupy the space that it hurt. Thats why a defender can play a high line because no opponent is occupying the space
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by sleekdot(m): 10:08pm On Mar 10, 2016
Ibime could it be that Mikel was paying attention to the black DM in PSG

His name skipped me

WHile expecting Willian to track Rabiot

PSG played 3 DM yesterday you cant expect Mikel alone to track all of them
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by sleekdot(m): 9:00pm On Mar 10, 2016
hensben:
Still doesn't change my observation about B-league.
It doesnt have to change anything results are there to show. I can believe Elche is better than barcelona but no one argues with result
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Offical Bayern Munich Fan Thread: 6x Champions Of Europe by sleekdot(m): 8:58pm On Mar 10, 2016
The second placed Bundesliga team just completed a demolition job on the second placed EPL team

I would love to see Bayern play Leicester since both are table toppers
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by sleekdot(m): 8:55pm On Mar 10, 2016
the second placed team in Bundesliga just finished playing the second placed team in the EPL guess what the scores is?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by sleekdot(m): 8:53pm On Mar 10, 2016
hensben:
Ollah1, dmcdad it's the fact. Epl play kick and run football, la Liga is a monopolized league, same with B-league.
the second placed team in Bundesliga just finished playing the second placed team in the EPL guess what the scores is?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by sleekdot(m): 11:48pm On Mar 09, 2016
Ibime:
Quit reducing football into defence and attack.

Tell me Mikels position when Rabiot started his run.

Does he have culpability in the goal? Massively. The goal doesn't happen without him. If he does his simple job, no goal.

I'm not interested in what you are saying about anybody else. I have not excused anybody else.
The sequence for the first goal

Rabiot was with Willian when Di maria made the pass to Zlatan instead of Cahill to chase Zlatan to the corner, he backed away and allowed Zlatan to pick his spot

Azpi by now was marking Moura and also had to keep an eye on Rabiot, hbefore he could shift attention Rabiot already ghosted ahead and scored

2nd goal a ball in midfield which was to the PSG player advantage, If Mikel had tussled for that ball he could have gotten a red, The ball went to Dimaria who Azpi was caught flat footed and he was able to square to Zlatan

If anyone is to blame for either goal surely it wasnt Mikel. Maybe if we go into th beginning of the sequence we might have several players to blame not only Mikel
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by sleekdot(m): 11:11pm On Mar 09, 2016
Tval:
Drop your requests
Fuji Garbage to celebrate the type of football Chelsea is playing
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by sleekdot(m): 10:34pm On Mar 09, 2016
Home and away loss loading for 2 EPL teams. What a useless league
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by sleekdot(m): 10:28pm On Mar 09, 2016
Pataki:
Gbenu oshi sohun afofun........next week is coming shogbo? Faara buruku e baale!
Any hope for your useless team by next week?

By next weekend how many teams from the EPl would be left in the CL?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by sleekdot(m): 10:24pm On Mar 09, 2016
Chelsea and EPL with their garbage football

DJ TVAL Ruudie play me Fuji Garbage
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by sleekdot(m): 10:23pm On Mar 09, 2016
Pataki:
Sleekidiot Ramuzaku, you dey fear? cheesy Or you think Champions league na the same as that your hopeless and useless league?
2 teams from your useful league including the eternally useless one you support are on their way out

Meanwhile 1 Buli team already in quarters
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by sleekdot(m): 10:21pm On Mar 09, 2016
Hidden Pius Ikedia another woeful CL season

8 games 1 assist

career total 36 games 5 goals(3penalties) 9 assists
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by sleekdot(m): 10:18pm On Mar 09, 2016
afrodoc2:
Azpilicueta failing to track Di Maria's run was the primary reason that goal was conceded. Azpilicueta is the main culprit not Mikel
You should know that on this thread some players always get blamed regardless of what actually happens
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by sleekdot(m): 10:16pm On Mar 09, 2016
lalaboi:
The next arguement will probably be Burnthisleaguedown versus Premier league once Chelsea and Arsenal are knocked out. .
I am waiting For Bayern to qualify first before bombarding here. Dont rush the day of reckining is still coming
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by sleekdot(m): 10:14pm On Mar 09, 2016
We the haters have arrived
FamilyRe: Wife To Separate From Husband For Relocating Too Much by sleekdot(m): 7:29pm On Mar 09, 2016
OP.

Ask the wife if she would return the green card and move to owerri where she started

Dont be deceived, this is a well planned scheme. Why she no complain when dem dey Naija or when she no get Green card and was on H4

She dey wait to get the thing she needed

Abeg give her the dicorce and revoke the green card before she becomes a citizen. The kids are US citizens they can always come in anytime
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by sleekdot(m): 4:11pm On Mar 09, 2016
bigkesh:
What's my name doing in the same sentence with olosho joint when I stay in a campus where the girls are 150% of the boys population??
Olosho in this time and age??


We do it big,we never do it mini .....
Sharap jor

You better go mark attendance for this thread

https://www.nairaland.com/2536003/ashewo-beer-parlour-share-ashewo
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by sleekdot(m): 10:46pm On Mar 08, 2016
Ibime:
Oya come make I factor your debt.
Dayo aka Sleekdot, as per say my guy dey Naija, come make we renegotiate.
Can he pay at official exchange rate? grin
Oya Ibime How you wan make we do am

If na Ibime wan pay I go collect $1,000 Gabadaya from you. Because you be chairman and you sister Diezani kizo some money for your side

But if na bimfo I no go collect money but he has to take 5 of my guys go olosho joint. And that is non negotiable

Bigkesh, nonso, spy360, adelana1 and probably hensben/Chelseafan1 depending on which of them like olosho pass

I for say make diggz follow but that one fit use agro murder olosho. Like 5 times olosho don give am refund say make he dey carry him wahala go
BusinessRe: Section Of Ladipo Market Demolished by sleekdot(m): 9:35pm On Mar 08, 2016
I thought Ambode has already demolished all of ladipo

What are these miscreants still lingering in the market for

Ambode do quick. The urban renewal of lagos is a must
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by sleekdot(m): 9:25pm On Mar 08, 2016
dmcdad:
You just can't get off my mention can you? I hope you ain't jerking off with my pics at home. I wouldn't subscribe you kill yourself self-serving with my pix.

In reality you know yourself, hence the quick renouncing.cheesy
hensben:
Dmcdad is afraid to mention my moniker, he is a coward.
Hey hey If una wan fight wait after school hours
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by sleekdot(m): 8:38pm On Mar 08, 2016
Ibime:
Dayo is a deadly nigga!!!!!

No need to yarn too much. Ibime has much more refined taste and footie understanding than he did 7 years ago. Simples!
Ibime not only that

What about this. Afrodoc2 what are the implications of the part in bold to his body mass

Ibime:
Hehehe. I just dey laugh for here.

I am Tamuno Ibime from Borokiri

[size=14pt]Wait make I chop my chinese first[/size]. Headache dey worry me.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by sleekdot(m): 8:00pm On Mar 08, 2016
^^ Actually I have done that shiitt like 3 times around Shitta and Akerele I think its close to Babajide bus stop

One of my guys dey stay there and dem believe am gan when it comes to football, Me I go just show as JJC and chop dem money run when he go don feed them with bollocks
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by sleekdot(m): 7:52pm On Mar 08, 2016
Nihilist:
I feel like crying for Bimffo and the rest of the unproductive brigade grin

So Ibime knew all these since?

Advocating a qualitative rather than quantitative comparison. grin

Ibime may God forgive you! cheesy cheesy
I think he should be punished by changing his monicker to something humiliating for 2 months
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by sleekdot(m): 7:48pm On Mar 08, 2016
nonsoroyalty:
bloody hell so u get this kind proof and u kept ithuh
When he was saying Iniesta was the best midfielder in the world, i was actually the one who disagreed with him

https://www.nairaland.com/247928/manchester-united-fan-thread-forever/20#3629176
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by sleekdot(m): 7:45pm On Mar 08, 2016
Final evidence.

Fatbime comparing Iniesta and Lampard in his own words

Ibime:
If we do judge them, we would judge them within constraints, but the judgement would be more qualitative than quantitative.

Iniesta's passing stats are infinitely better than Lamps because Barca take more touches than Chelsea. Have you checked Iniestas successful dribbles stats in comparison to Lampard?

If I say Lamps is a better scorer than Iniesta, am I wrong?

Stats tell me Iniesta is a better passer and better dribbler. Lampard is a better scorer. . . . .[size=16pt]now I can make a judgement on who is better overall and say Iniesta is better overall[/size].
https://www.nairaland.com/newpost?post=5314049&topic=376903

Judge I rest my case.

How many years imprisonment should we give Ibime. House please decide
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by sleekdot(m): 7:42pm On Mar 08, 2016
nonsoroyalty:
bloody hell so u get this kind proof and u kept ithuh
Na gimmick to get some people to bet. That was why he encouraged people to bet but he pulled back
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by sleekdot(m): 7:38pm On Mar 08, 2016
Before the final evidence we have a little nugget here

Ibime:
Hehehehehehehe.
@ Dayo, seperate man from myth. We are not talking about legacy here but skills on the day. Fabregas can school Zidane on any given day just like Rui Costa, Riquelme and such were able to school Zidane on certain days. Infact I'm sure Fabregas schooled him before, abi didn't they meet in UCL once?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by sleekdot(m): 7:30pm On Mar 08, 2016
Final evidence loading and its a bombshell
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by sleekdot(m): 7:25pm On Mar 08, 2016
Evidence 3

Ibime:
There are people who have skills to play-make but can also defend and they are all currently occupied as central midfielders. [size=15pt]People like Fabregas, iniesta, Sneijder etc. [/size]. This is the type of player I prefer
https://www.nairaland.com/16635/chelsea-fans-identify-yourselves-here/349#2356731

Notice he called iniesta a Central midfielder here. 2-3 days ago he was insisting say Iniesta na AM

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