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Jokes Etc9 Things To Say About A Gift You Do Not Like by sleeky8(op):
It is another season of sharing and giving hence we are going to be expecting enough gifts but if you have "fish brained" gfs +apologies to the ladies+ you will receive some awful gifts, here are 9 things you can say to gifts you do not like

1.Chie! Now dat na gift!

2.Well well well

3.Oboy if say i neva fat he for fit me

4.Dis one good to dey wear for backyard.

5.Chineke! I hope say dis one no catch fire. Enuf unexplained fire sha as na harmattan season

6.If bingo bury am i go vex die

7.Kai i love am but na bad belle people jealousy no make me no wear am.

8.To tink say dis year i promise to give all ma gift to motherless baby home

9.True true i no deserve this gift at all.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: *~Ifyalways Voted Jobs/Vacancies Section Poster Of The Year *~ Congratulations by sleeky8(m): 1:47am On Dec 24, 2012
Ifyalways congrats gal. Where are we meeting to wash am?
@obinoscopy/INEC official good work for keeping the electoral process simple and open may God continue to bless you IJN
PoliticsRe: Who Is The Most Corrupt President In Nigeria So Far? by sleeky8(m):
GenBuhari: If you are ignorant people would confirm your ignorance once you open your mouth.
Abacha was one of the least corrupt, he paid off approx $8bn of ur debt during is reign.

Abacha never looted Obasanjo conspired with IBB , Abdulsalami Abubaakar and Swiss Authorities to decieve Nigeria that they returned Abacha loot.
Plus during his 5year reign fuel was #6 per litre, you think i am lying? go check the records and he didnt for once increase the price. Just imagine fuel at #6 per litre.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Diamond Bank;through Links Communications Ltd.*is This For Real? by sleeky8(m): 8:57am On Dec 20, 2012
oscarpreye: Links Comm ltd are REAL,I got my Job through them after paying N2,200. Stop spreading VIRUS about them cos' they are reputable/honest organization that means well for the good citizens of Nigeria. If you are invited I will say CONGRATS!
Only God in heaven will punish you and your family, continue scamming unsuspecting and frustrating graduates and i promise you your case is with the police.
MEMO to graduates do not fall for this scammer he just wants to make xmas money.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: INEC 2012 RECRUITMENT: Has INEC Contacted You For Aptitude Test ? by sleeky8(m): 12:35am On Dec 20, 2012
shikest: . Kaiiiii. Akika!!!!!. Source pls?. Why is it dat people cannot think with their number6. How wouuld one organisation employ 5000 applicant. Don't just open ur mouth anyhow and start saying rubbish. If dose market people were sayn this, what will u tell them? Atleast u u a graduate
i read they are employing 1500. After the "magic" test +nobody i know that was shortlisted+ by nexia, 3000 will be sent to INEC to pick the aforementioned 1500
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Diamond Bank;through Links Communications Ltd.*is This For Real? by sleeky8(m): 11:54pm On Dec 19, 2012
I also got mine, d bast.ard is recruiting for unilever fuckard.
Thank God 4 nairaland na so i 4 enta 1 chance
Jobs/VacanciesRe: *~Ifyalways Voted Jobs/Vacancies Section Poster Of The Year *~ Congratulations by sleeky8(m): 5:48pm On Dec 19, 2012
Obinoscopy: So I don turn to INEC abi?....lolz

Anyway if you check the rules on the first post in the first page, you'll see it stated 30th of December.

So voting ends 30th of December unless if we have no votes forthcoming then the mods can together decide to declare a winner before then.

Regards
person way dey conduct elections wetin we go kall am?
Anyhu dont you think the voting process is too long? 30th is kinda far yeah!
Jobs/VacanciesRe: *~Ifyalways Voted Jobs/Vacancies Section Poster Of The Year *~ Congratulations by sleeky8(m): 11:56am On Dec 19, 2012
Inec official obinna, when will voting end?
Jobs/VacanciesRe: *~Ifyalways Voted Jobs/Vacancies Section Poster Of The Year *~ Congratulations by sleeky8(m): 11:53am On Dec 19, 2012
I vote for ifyalways
PoliticsRe: Jonathan Continues To Impress!! by sleeky8(m): 11:23pm On Dec 14, 2012
Godogwu: you don't say?.. So Ghana has a government that completely cares about their poor yea?. Infact no one can be considered poor in Ghana.... please!!!!!

FACT 1: There would always be poor people, i mean very adamantly poor people. (its kinda for the balance in the society)
Example: Even in the US where people would argue that the playing field is level and all, people are still poor. They have standard public schools, loans and scholarships for college students and all that good stuff. You could actually go to school from your nursery to phd without paying shi, until you start working but hey there are still poor people there. Almost 50 percent of the US population live on food stamps from the government, remove that and you'll find out that Ekaette and her mum who sell bole or Bimbo who is a maid or Ahmed who is a gateman are all way better off than these people who live on food stamps.

FACT 2: GEJ cannot build the perfect Nigeria in two years. Its not easy being the president of any country, let alone Nigeria.

FACT 3: If you keep waiting on the government to be your daily source of bread you are stup!d!!..Its obvious some people here want GEJ to allocate N1 million Naira to them every month because "its our money". LOOL, here's a bench for them too \_________

FACT 4: The present administration is one of the best since Nigeria was created....things may not be perfect for everyone but please don't blame the FG for your lack of funds or poverty, they don't owe you a better life...you owe that to yourself and you should hold yourself accountable for your gains and losses. frankly, if you have not paid your dues by working hard, don't expect to reap where you did not sow.
PoliticsRe: Jonathan Continues To Impress!! by sleeky8(m): 11:22pm On Dec 14, 2012
Godogwu: you don't say?.. So Ghana has a government that completely cares about their poor yea?. Infact no one can be considered poor in Ghana.... please!!!!!

FACT 1: There would always be poor people, i mean very adamantly poor people. (its kinda for the balance in the society)
Example: Even in the US where people would argue that the playing field is level and all, people are still poor. They have standard public schools, loans and scholarships for college students and all that good stuff. You could actually go to school from your nursery to phd without paying shi, until you start working but hey there are still poor people there. Almost 50 percent of the US population live on food stamps from the government, remove that and you'll find out that Ekaette and her mum who sell bole or Bimbo who is a maid or Ahmed who is a gateman are all way better off than these people who live on food stamps.

FACT 2: GEJ cannot build the perfect Nigeria in two years. Its not easy being the president of any country, let alone Nigeria.

FACT 3: If you keep waiting on the government to be your daily source of bread you are stup!d!!..Its obvious some people here want GEJ to allocate N1 million Naira to them every month because "its our money". LOOL, here's a bench for them too \_________

FACT 4: The present administration is one of the best since Nigeria was created....things may not be perfect for everyone but please don't blame the FG for your lack of funds or poverty, they don't owe you a better life...you owe that to yourself and you should hold yourself accountable for your gains and losses. frankly, if you have not paid your dues by working hard, don't expect to reap where you did not sow.
COUNTERING

FACT 1- i totally agree with you that there are poor people the world over but in Nigeria's case, the poor has no "hope". Am glad you mentioned food stamps, do the poor in Nigeria have that?
FACT 2- its true that GEJ cannot build a perfect Nigeria in two years but what are the signs that if he is given more time he would achieve that? Because there is no plan on ground to prove otherwise. Do not be deceived by the crap the op listed as GEJ achievements.
FACT 3- you obviously do not know Nigerians, we are hard working people who just want the government 2 create a conducive enviroment. As it is every nigerian is a "local government" to himself i.e he provides road, water and electricity etc for himself. And GEJ is doing nothing about providing social amendities.
FACT 4- its not rocket science to provide social amendities, GEJ has not done it yet you say his administration is perfect? Please, how hard will it be to have electricity 20hours a day, good clean drinking water and motorable roads, its 2012 for crying out loud. I bet you if every "poor" nigerian has these there would be no complaining.
I rest ma case.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: *~Ifyalways Voted Jobs/Vacancies Section Poster Of The Year *~ Congratulations by sleeky8(m): 5:58pm On Dec 06, 2012
I nominate IFYALWAYS
Christianity EtcRe: Why Do Christians Bow To Armed Robbers? by sleeky8(m): 5:29pm On Nov 29, 2012
@op because the man with the gun is always right
FamilyRe: Unemployed Man Marrying An Unemployed Woman; Your Take? by sleeky8(m): 5:00pm On Nov 29, 2012
greatgod2012: Do not despise a humble begining.

If d two of them have aspirations, then they have prospects, they also have d right to be in love, but sincerely, i will advise them to wait till either of them of both are gainfully engaged before bringing forth kids.
Let me just ask this simple question, "how does a girl say no on a cold night when the husband is right there with her on the bed"? That being said, in this unemployed and broke marriage children will be born, and do not kid yourself that cds and postinor will do the trick because i can guarantee sperms of nowadays are stronger and have tools. Doubt me? Go ask becky.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Outcome Of Dangote Drivers Interview by sleeky8(m): 11:28am On Oct 25, 2012
To all those doubting thomases, stay online and be whining like babies while successful ones are packing their bags, getting ready to travel to zaria. Take it or leave it "the job don fly you" +me inclusive+ so just move on to the next recruitment +BTW royal exchange is recruiting+.
And to the fo.ol who called me a joker, the joke is on you yeah? id.iat
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Outcome Of Dangote Drivers Interview by sleeky8(m): 7:06pm On Oct 23, 2012
omotola1: Probably some guys here made mistakes filling “state of residence“ as “state of origin.“
Pls apologies to those that filled the right thing in their forms o.
I‘m not generalizing o.
Just that this thread has proved to me that graduates can make that silly mistake!
they have started calling sucessful candidates. My friend in P.H was called, sadly i was not. Training starts oct 30th in zaria. He has been able to download the employment letter and guarantor documents. +onto the next one+
Christianity EtcRe: Share Your Testimonies Here by sleeky8(m): 11:50pm On Oct 21, 2012
God's love in my life has been totally encompassing from success in my university days to journey mercies whenever i travel to never allowing me fall sick.
The one i love best was how God averted death during my service year in Kano. I witnessed the april election violence and the January 20th bombing but am still alive today PRAISE GOD
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Outcome Of Dangote Drivers Interview by sleeky8(m): 11:36pm On Oct 21, 2012
Hayjaycity: You know nada!!! So Dangote will leave behind those that rightfully applied for the job and consider dose dat gatecrashed, or will let dose that gatcrashed thwart the chances of the invited ones. I don't think Dangote group is managed by that gullible individuals.
P.S Maybe its all this marketing companies or outsourcing firms that your people got their job through gatecrashing, and not a company like dangotes where processes are highly followed and are you sure it was INTERVIEW they gatecrashed or APTITUDE Test. My write up is entirely corrected, but meanwhile, let's jst forget abt argument and let's move this thread forward. Though I understand you.
Let's begin to be hopeful before the end of the month
Do not even go there, its a fact that Dangote is a big company but the recruitment for this truck job was crappy. They created room for gate crashing. They should have shortlisted before calling for interview and yes i repeat some gate crashers will get this job at the expense of true candidates. Consider this instance, i saw a true candidate with a t-shirt, jean and easy wear whose english was fu.cked, can you compare him to a well dressed gate crasher who dazzles his interviewer? Who do you think will be selected?
Anyhu, fingers crossed while we wait for Dangote's response.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Outcome Of Dangote Drivers Interview by sleeky8(m): 5:18pm On Oct 21, 2012
Hayjaycity: Ok noted...you said its lenghty, is it up to your course handout when you were in school, and don't you take your time to read every details of the handout when preparing for your test or exam, now you are saying that piece is lenghty. I think you should be able to contribute to the write-up rather than complaining about the lenght. The above write-up is an eye-opener for every job applicants and every single line in it has a message to pass across to its readers.
Two things, firstly after reading your lengthy course handout do you go to the exam hall, write a sentence on your answer sheet and submit? +you see my point?+
Secondly, am not trying to make a case for gate crashers but some of the people that gate crashed the interview will make it compared to the rightful ones that applied +reason why am insulting them+ because they were against the job in the first.
If you remember how your interview went, your interviewer filled a form with your name, marking wether you are suitable or not, that form will determine wether you will be called or not.
P.S i know people that got jobs through gate crashing so your write up is not entirely correct.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Outcome Of Dangote Drivers Interview by sleeky8(m): 11:54pm On Oct 20, 2012
Hayjaycity: Love dis response...The dude is really a gatecrasher, coz I can't see any bad thing about those four words..does the words need to be long before you pass a message...don't worry, I think all gatecrashers will grow up
If you dont think quoting a lengthy write just to do "notice me" and write four words is wrong, then i have nothing to say to you. +am sure you are just being bias because you are the author of the lengthy write up+
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Outcome Of Dangote Drivers Interview by sleeky8(m): 11:47pm On Oct 20, 2012
LemonBoy1: lol, is dat y u gatecrashed?
duh! If you have been following this thread you would know i didnt gate crash because i have been insulting all the i.diots that took the job for granted.
That being said, i think its totally stu.pid to quote a lengthy write up just to spew four words.
CelebritiesRe: Tonto Dike's Brilliant Publicity Stunt by sleeky8(m): 8:00pm On Oct 20, 2012
@op what you dont know is that Nigerian musicians get their money from the shows they get to perform and not from the actual sale of their musical cds. In alaba intl, cds are sold for 50naira.
That being said, will you pay 5k to go watch a show where tonto dikeh will be performing?
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Outcome Of Dangote Drivers Interview by sleeky8(m): 6:23pm On Oct 20, 2012
LemonBoy1: hmmm, words of wisdom
Dude it was because you wanted to type those four words you quoted that long piece? SMH
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Outcome Of Dangote Drivers Interview by sleeky8(m): 3:50pm On Oct 19, 2012
Hayjaycity: No preaching, No Hawking, No Advertising...Have you been inside a BRT bus before?. Don't bring your religious extremist tendencies inside this thread o, go to the Religion/Art section to post your message. Na Job seekers full this thread o
buahahahahaha i repeat dangote truck drivers are not SMILING +brov am wit u on this 1+
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Outcome Of Dangote Drivers Interview by sleeky8(m): 8:35pm On Oct 18, 2012
Audinowing: Sequel to your successful performance at the just concluded interview with Dangote group, we are pleased to inform you that you have been shortlisted for the next stage of the recruitment process. Take this as an invitation for the technical training which is scheduled as follows:

1st Schedul: Nov 17 - Dec 21, 2012.

2nd schedul: Jan 4 - Mar 15, 2013.

Venue: Nigerian Institute of Transportation Technology(NITT), Zaria.
House, pls who else got this massage? I got the message about an hour ago?
roflmao, guy i believe u na RELIABLE SOURCE send u d msg yeah?
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Outcome Of Dangote Drivers Interview by sleeky8(m): 11:01pm On Oct 12, 2012
shayun: @my fellow nairalanders, I understand d amount of people dangote is willing to absorb is what's making nairalanders fight against gatecrashers. I told some friends about unity bank test and interview and alas 3 of them passed and proceeded along with me for the interview and we re yet to be called for medicals since may 19, d thing is just let dangote do their thing and let peace reign Dr. Wise sleeky8, guys just drop this blue jeep issue. Am sure part of the reason for this forum is information made available wic shudnt stop gate crashers!....please let peace reign guys so dat we don't deviate
You dont understand my grouse, if you had followed this dangote truck driving thread you would have seen how some people tried to discourage others from applying and even coming for the interview. Now for these same people +bast.ards+ to gate crash gets me very angry. You will agree that dangote cannot employ everyone that did the interview and it is very possible that a gate crasher will take the place of a legitimate interviewee.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Outcome Of Dangote Drivers Interview by sleeky8(m): 12:27pm On Oct 12, 2012
psalmytito: @ sleek8, guy, i have all the three sms, i was even shortlisted b4 u, but that one doesnt give u any right to use tatty words against ur fellow nairalander.talk like smone that attend school not like a garrage boy. U hear ...........
we are talking about gate crashers taking the spot of recognized peeps who took their time to register and you are commenting that you were shortlisted before me. I totally doubt if you were shortlisted; that is why you are having mercy for the gatecrashers, cause you are one. Hence,i repeat God punish all the gatecrashers.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Outcome Of Dangote Drivers Interview by sleeky8(m): 12:22pm On Oct 12, 2012
psalmytito: @ sleek8, guy, i have all the three sms, i was even shortlisted b4 u, but that one doesnt give u any right to use tatty words against ur fellow nairalander.talk like smone that attend school not like a garrage boy. U hear ...........
it is apparent you are massively stu.pid
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Outcome Of Dangote Drivers Interview by sleeky8(m): 8:47pm On Oct 11, 2012
Somex10202: .for your mind dis a better job u have been waiting for.dat na big lie and she also know,hope she didnt ask u if u are honest sha o?lol
fortunately she know ask me because i for still lie. Bros all my answers na lie all be. Imagine me saying with a large smile say i fit drive from lag to benin +country+ or that as an economist i will effectively utilize my time well in delivering products.
EducationRe: Describe Your School Or Alma Mater In One Word by sleeky8(m): 8:34pm On Oct 11, 2012
UNILORIN- Strikeless

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