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Romance / Re: Silly Things You've done For Love by sleeky8(m): 9:56am On Aug 17, 2012
sexkillz: He left you for "another" whorè?

Does that mean you are also one?

Roflmao, dis is d main reason i luv NL. Peeps waitin by d side 2 Bleep up ur posts.
Science/Technology / Re: Cosmic Rays To Enter The Earth From The Mars (Rumour) by sleeky8(m): 12:40am On Aug 16, 2012
Mi i dnt blame d idle, jobless idiots dat startd d rumours its d pple stupid enuf 2 believe dis stunt i blame.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Robin Van-Persie Is Off To Manchester United by sleeky8(m): 8:05pm On Aug 15, 2012
Yay! Am d 1st 2 comment on dis thread.:-D
On 2 crus tins, imagine d deadly combination of Rooney and RVP. +sweet+

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Romance / Re: I Found My Girlfriend's Picture On A Customer's Phone! by sleeky8(m): 12:48am On Aug 15, 2012
GudluckIBB:

Why are you calling OP Sir?Some body who just discovered that he has been an assistant boyfriend and you are here callinh Him Sir.
Vessel4christ ko!
Jerrycan4God ni!!

hahahaha roflmao @jerrycan4God. Ma man u jst made ma morn
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Nigerian Breweries Ability Test. by sleeky8(m): 8:12am On Aug 10, 2012
Pls any1 wit d study pack shud pls send 2 ma email talk2sleeky@yahoo.com
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Yahoo Boiz Have Taken Over Job Applications by sleeky8(m): 4:03pm On Aug 07, 2012
Nairalanders dis guys r gud at dere scamin jobs so u need 2 open ur eyes and b smart. No employer wil ask u 4 money 2 process ur application, once u r askd 2 pay b4 u receive any job its SCAM pple b wise.
Jokes Etc / Re: Dame Patience - My Husband Is The Best Couple On Earth by sleeky8(m): 2:33pm On Aug 06, 2012
Elueme: Couldn't keep vigil for your folly, I would have responded to your idiotic and no sensible semantics.. I know you ll sheepishly reply but you chose to do so late when I was offline..
I don't need tell you who and what I am cos it's strictly my business. I will if it ll complement the giant strides of our great, purposeful, and focused president who your moronic and perpetual loser pay masters try to distract by spurious and unfounded claims.. Am not in the mood to place you where you belonged, cos d moment is sacred for me but stop fooling yourself for a girl cos you are a man, a Lagos street urchin at that

dude u lost mi wit "focusd and purposeful leader" i nid 2 ask, u do knw 9ja president is goatluck joelantern ryt?
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: TITAN IT Recruiting For MTN Customer Care In Ketu by sleeky8(m): 2:08pm On Aug 06, 2012
biggyflame: @sleeky8, any news from Titan/Mtn cos I heard they have started sending unsuccessful mail to those that did the interview...

r u crus? Hav nt receivd any mails o
Career / Re: Why Crucify Dangote For Providing Jobs For Unemployed Graduates. by sleeky8(m): 12:54am On Aug 05, 2012
mitwitdot:
oboy I feel y jare

ma chairman i c u
Romance / Re: Ladies What Romantic Gestures Would You Appreciate From Men by sleeky8(m): 6:51pm On Aug 04, 2012
MR MICKMEN: if u want breakfast in bed SLEEP IN THE BLEEPING kitchen angry
grin
MR MICKMEN: if u want breakfast in bed SLEEP IN THE BLEEPING kitchen angry
lmao
Career / Re: Why Crucify Dangote For Providing Jobs For Unemployed Graduates. by sleeky8(m): 4:13pm On Aug 03, 2012
Dere is a signature on NL i luv so much "peeps u meet here make DUMB comments wit SMART fones".
U r unemployd yet u put dwn a job cus it has 2 do wit bin a truck driver? Hw stupid can u get? Abeg dnt apply kip stayin at hme waitin 4 nepa 2 bring lite and beggin ur mama 4 100naira 2 use 4 NL. Idiat

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: TITAN IT Recruiting For MTN Customer Care In Ketu by sleeky8(m): 3:52pm On Aug 03, 2012
biggyflame: @sleeky8, thanks 4 ur prayer and wish, I claim it and say AMEN.....

People are mixing recruitments together maybe because they ve done a lot of tests and interviews without any feedback from the company or recruiting agancies.LOLzzz... Northgate test that was done at Epe was just a speculation that they are recruiting for MTN,nobody is sure or certain who they r recruiting for except dey themselves,some pple are sayin it is anyother branch of CNSSL coy dat recruit 4 MTN call center agent because they saw some of their staffs at the venue but dat doesn't automatically mean they r recruiting for MTN though we knew the post is Customer Care... Then the test done with Titan is different and it is for customer service representative in MTN Partners store at Ketu and they did not collect any money.
Pls sleeky try and be easy on people with ur response.... How far have u gone now,any news feedback after the Matori office Interview?? Thanks

bro dis is nairaland nt facebook u r expectd 2 give harsh responses.
Anyroads ma interview went splendid by all standards, dey expect successful candidates 2 start by august ending. So nw its a waitin game +wish mi luck+
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Sahara Group Graduate Management Program 2012 by sleeky8(m): 3:43pm On Aug 03, 2012
zibe: @sleeky8, yea I made a 2.1, but I think people that made 2.2 were called too. I don't want to believe that they'll shun them after stating that both 2.1 and 2.2 should apply.

@samsown, ok that's good to hear. Let's keep hope alive.

i want 2 disagree, most pple i kwn dat made a 2.2 +moi inclusive+ didnt get an invite.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: TITAN IT Recruiting For MTN Customer Care In Ketu by sleeky8(m): 12:35am On Aug 03, 2012
undecided
billybabe: @sleeky8 was it northgate dat conducted ur test too and when did it take place?I havnt heard from dem since we wrote d test in epe.

nah it was titan i.t dat did mine plus am wonderin y u r askin dis silly q. Isnt it clear 4rm d title of ma topic undecided
billybabe: @sleeky8 was it northgate dat conducted ur test too and when did it take place?I havnt heard from dem since we wrote d test in epe.

nah it was titan i.t dat did mine plus am wonderin y u r askin dis silly q. Isnt it clear 4rm d title of ma topic
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Sahara Group Graduate Management Program 2012 by sleeky8(m): 12:01am On Aug 03, 2012
zibe:

Got there on time and waited till they called my me, along with another guy, to enter the interview room. There were like 5 of them in the panel and the whole thing didn't take more than five minutes.

First off they started bombarding my partner about his age and why he looks far older than his stipulated age and if he has his birth certificate, C.V, picture or the nokia phone with him. He came with none and they kinda got pissed off I guess and even started asking him about his academic history (from nursery to present with dates), and finally told him to market a product to me.

Then they faced me. I gave them all the documents above. They then went on by asking me to tell them what I'm doing right now to add value to myself (told them I just passed out from NYSC and currently undergoing my ICAN programme). They then asked me why not ACCA...blah blah. I gave them reasons for my choice too. Someone else asked me what my future goals are and if a finance-related department is actually the only place I see my self working in. Some other questions in between sha.

I got the idea that its actually not what you answer but how you answer and how confident you are while answering these questions that may matter.

fanks bro 4 ur response i agree wit u on d last part of ur write up i recently did mtn interview and even though i faild sum of d questions i got a kall back 4 a second interview reason being i was so fuckin confident givin ma interviewer wrng answers plus i lukd at her straight in d eye and didnt flinch.

On d q "do u c urself workin only in a finance relatd field" pls tel mi hw u answerd cus i feel its a trick q. Did u make a 2.1 cus ma calculations is dat only dat grade of applicants were invitd
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Sahara Group Graduate Management Program 2012 by sleeky8(m): 12:00am On Aug 03, 2012
zibe:

Got there on time and waited till they called my me, along with another guy, to enter the interview room. There were like 5 of them in the panel and the whole thing didn't take more than five minutes.

First off they started bombarding my partner about his age and why he looks far older than his stipulated age and if he has his birth certificate, C.V, picture or the nokia phone with him. He came with none and they kinda got pissed off I guess and even started asking him about his academic history (from nursery to present with dates), and finally told him to market a product to me.

Then they faced me. I gave them all the documents above. They then went on by asking me to tell them what I'm doing right now to add value to myself (told them I just passed out from NYSC and currently undergoing my ICAN programme). They then asked me why not ACCA...blah blah. I gave them reasons for my choice too. Someone else asked me what my future goals are and if a finance-related department is actually the only place I see my self working in. Some other questions in between sha.

I got the idea that its actually not what you answer but how you answer and how confident you are while answering these questions that may matter.

fanks bro 4 ur response i agree wit u on d last part of ur write up i recently did mtn interview and even though i faild sum of d questions i got a kall back 4 a second interview reason being i was so fuckin confident givin ma interviewer wrng answers plus i lukd at her straight in d eye and didnt flinch.

On d q "do u c urself workin only in a finance relatd field" pls tel mi hw u answerd cus i feel its a trick q. Did u make a 2.1 cus ma calculations is dat only dat grade of applicants were invitd
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Sahara Group Graduate Management Program 2012 by sleeky8(m): 8:28pm On Aug 02, 2012
zibe:

Hope the interview finally went well for you. Mine was by 9am and it went fine. I just hope and pray I scale through to the second stage. Young group of people in the panel doing the interview. Really motivated me sha.

pls tel us in details hw d interview went
Romance / Re: A Romantic Date To Remember - Good Or Bad, Please Share Your Experiences Here by sleeky8(m): 4:24pm On Aug 02, 2012
naijathings: i had a date fixed with a pretty girl living close to LASU. so she chose the place and time in the afternoon.
i finally located the place and got there very tired because that road is not child's play.
When I saw her, she had 2 other fine girls with her so we stood and spoke for a while and i was waiting for her to tell the other girls goodbye but she was making it clear that the girls would not go anywhere.
there is this kingstine JO around there so i got inside and they followed. we sat on the same table and I got up to buy a big bowl of ice-cream, relaxed my tired bones, after about 10 minutes, I stood up with the rest of the ice-cream and got into my car and drove off. She was in shock. She be fine girl, me na very fine guy especially as money come dey my pocket. No time for rubbish.

lmao, guy ur head is dere +u r 1 of d few smart bois we hav in lasgidi+
Romance / Re: A Romantic Date To Remember - Good Or Bad, Please Share Your Experiences Here by sleeky8(m): 4:14pm On Aug 02, 2012
Oliver like me: i did't even go 2 school. i nor try?. Abeg correct me

ma guy if dats d case i totally commend u, u ova try jor. Btw u get sense say u run wen d papa approach u if nt u 4 get "stories dat touch" hav a nice day
Romance / Re: A Romantic Date To Remember - Good Or Bad, Please Share Your Experiences Here by sleeky8(m): 1:51pm On Aug 02, 2012
Oliver like me: Well, mine happed like dis and i called it 2go love,
i met dis girl on 2go, after some chat we excharge numbers and she angry 2 my girlfriend, we have been 2gether 4 about 5 mouths now, on july 15 dis year, she came 2 my place and we were 2gether from 3 in the af2non til 8 in d night, so i told her to start going home cus it late, she said dat i should follow her to her dad place where she stays, so i did, few blocks b4 we wil reach her dad place, i told her 2 go home cus i don't want questions 4rm her dad, she said ok but b4 i leave i should romance her a little which i agree, we went 2 a dark corner where nobody wil reconize us, we started romancing, we spend about 2hr romancing suddenly i saw some1 pointing touch light at us approching fast, immiadiatly she said, eaya i don enter trouble O, my daddy. I reply yur dad, she said yes , i told her dat since he has nt com 2 close 2 us, we should run and hide but she said no dat i should stand and told her dad dat am excouting her, i don't knw what took my leg 2 run, i discharge b4 she knw it, as i was runing i fell into pit, i came out of d pit and went hom, i did't sleep house dat very day, thinking dat her dad we com dat night, cus she is d only child her dad have and her dad is an retired Army, i left my mum place 2 work around 5:30am the next day, i went online whether she is online bt she is nt, i was 2 afraid 2 call her, i was restless 2ru out dat day, later in d evening she send me txt 2 com online which i quickly did.
She told me dat that man was nt her father and i have loose her dat we can nt be 2gether again, i ask her why, she said my action show dat i can't stand 4 her in time of trouble dat am nt man enough 2 b her man.
Am miss her now very badly

i wil bet u hav nt finishd secondary skul, wat crap did u jst type?
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: TITAN IT Recruiting For MTN Customer Care In Ketu by sleeky8(m): 12:57pm On Aug 02, 2012
andante: hey sleeky8, i have to ask. Did titan charge you any money for the whole thing, and how much if they did.

nah dey didnt, any job u r askd 2 pay 4 1st is a scam hope u knw
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: TITAN IT Recruiting For MTN Customer Care In Ketu by sleeky8(m): 12:55pm On Aug 02, 2012
billybabe: I attended a test @lasu epe in july conducted by northgate and we were told its for mtn customer care representatives,few weeks latr I saw this thread n am wondering how many recruitmnt companies did mtn engage for this recruitmnt.I havnt heard anything abt d northgate test that over 2000 candidate travelled down to epe for.its so annoying.

mine was at bookshop house cms,
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: TITAN IT Recruiting For MTN Customer Care In Ketu by sleeky8(m): 11:43am On Aug 02, 2012
biggyflame:

Don't mind that girl jare,u don't ve enuf knowledge of what u r saying. Let me give more clearity to this whole thing.. MTN recruit call Center Agent tru d process of phone call first than,computer typing test and later interviews,and this recruitments are done mostly internal or tru their call center agency company like cnssl or memcos,but memcos is no longer wit MTN... So the customer service officers Titan is recruiting are for MTN partnership stores which u see all over painted fully with MTN colour and logo... These stores are not majorly owned by MTN but just a partner,so different recruitment agent handle the recruitment for different stores at different locations...So MTN must also have a say and interview anyone dat will handlle their products enquiries dats why MTN staffs were involved in the 2nd interview stage at their office in Matori.. Titan is not fake o... Hope this help....

fanks man ur head is dere, dis mnth God wil personally touch and remove ur problems. +i know say dere r a few smart pple on nairaland+
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: TITAN IT Recruiting For MTN Customer Care In Ketu by sleeky8(m): 6:07pm On Aug 01, 2012
annabee: Titan or whatever they are called is definately fake.
My husband works with MTN. They recruit themselves not through agents.
They don't advertise Customer Care jobs. It is done internally.
First interview is through phone, then test on typing skills, speed and accuracy.
If you pass that, you are interview same day. If you scale through, final interview by Exec.
Tests and interviews are done at their office in apapa, Lekki or GOP.

obviously u dnt knw wats happenin and i dnt blame u, since u hav sum1 caterin 4 ur expenses.
Dis particular job was nt advertise and Titan r recuitin 4 MTN take it or leave it. Jst so u knw d final interview was done at MTN office Fatia atere way, matori oshodi.
Romance / Re: I Dont Keep Lesbians As Female Friends :( by sleeky8(m): 6:13pm On Jul 30, 2012
Lmao Kinda funi hw d topic changd 2 b bout d op's bre.asts
Romance / Re: I Dont Keep Lesbians As Female Friends :( by sleeky8(m): 6:11pm On Jul 30, 2012
onila:

this babe shocked shocked everyone on NL knows my boobs are my most important asset

just as big as tyra Banks. i got big boobs for a skinny girl

i dnt wanna take ur word 4 it, i hav 2 c 2 believe
Health / Re: I Am Bleeding. . .please Help Quick!! by sleeky8(m): 10:34am On Jul 30, 2012
Acidosis: read my signature. . .


then I'll tell you what to do next
roflmao dude u jst made mi hav a headache 4rm 2 much lafin u totally gav gud advice lmao. On ur signature thingy i totally agree sum pple r jst 2 stupid 2 b on d internet
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Sahara Group Graduate Management Program 2012 by sleeky8(m): 10:28am On Jul 30, 2012
@ all dat was invitd 4 d interview "gudluck witout joelantern".
Bt all dese funi tasks sef na wa o. U guys shud kip updatin me cus i didnt make it 2 dis stage
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Sahara Group Graduate Management Program 2012 by sleeky8(m): 7:11pm On Jul 28, 2012
Evagreenfields: Hi, got a mail from Sahara group today for the next stage of the mtp exercise. The stuff is a bit funny because we were told to add a certain person on Facebook and that that would be our only link for updates on the interview process *raised eyebrow* please who else got this mail
P.s: its not scam o

congrats gal, d job is urs. I jst wanna ask did u make a 2.1
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: TITAN IT Recruiting For MTN Customer Care In Ketu by sleeky8(m): 6:41pm On Jul 28, 2012
andante:

its your loss cos u just lost a regular guaranteed spending customer

fanks bro

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