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Shebi when elections was shifted it was as if the 28th will never come now we are just 6days away.
PDP and saTANists are going down the era of corruption, ethnicity and impunity will end on the 28th.
Those of you GEJist who think your mentor is going to otuoke are in for a rude shock, I just saw the USA report on the foiled chibok girls resucue mission. GEJ is going prison mama piss has already prophesied it.

Most times I blame the ladies, the notion "you are addressed the way you dress comes to mind".
For instance, we all saw what seyi wore to meet the president, if the president invites her later that night shebi she will scream "sexual harrassment". If you are not a hoe why dress like one?
To the lady in the story so of all the brillant boys in your class no one could help except the lecturer abi? And when he invited you to a beer parlour you didn't reject the first time. Just so you know body nobi wood.

I can never forget what empty hen did to me. They kept sending sms and I kept deleting until one sms came they said if I dnt want these sms I should send stop to a particular number, I fall mugu send the stop and the bastards collect 50naira I was like why didn't I just continue to receive the sma and keep deleting rather than waste my 50naira

Rilwayne001:
Are you okay?

So u want us to remain in this bondage of PDP/GEJ?
The thunder that will fire you ehnn...is waiting for march28 to come.

Gbam pls help me tell the goat.

GOATandYAMtheory:
that's one of GEJ's quotes..when he was bn interviewed by Adesuwa and co after the elections were postponed. He was asked what he meant by stealing isn't corruption..so he responded in a defesnive way.., and he also tried to tell Nigerians how he plans to tackle/curb corruption. And by so doing, he gave his Goat and Yam theory..and hence my signature

I cant believe i missed this. Thanks for giving me more ammunications to showcase the cluelessness of this administration.

Enjoy yourself man.

GOATandYAMtheory:
you can do better babe.. Jst be patient with what your thinking can bring. Don't rush to comment.

You are blinded by hate and bigotry..stop hating. It will take you nowhere


@ the emboldened..SMH for you.

Forget these people who love to suffer but no matter what change has come. PDP and saTANists will be cast away come march 28. Please shed more light on this your signature "You have to separate the goat from the yam. if not, the goat will consume the yam - GEJ"

kilokeys:
waste of material.. chai..

anyway.. mallams fit use am do suya table when buhari loses

Waste of sperm

This is why i love mosques, you will never and i repeat NEVER see any thing like in a mosque.

Guys give the OP a break, i have witnessed this first hand. The year 2007, the place unilorin faculty. That was when course registration was not done online and we had to queue. In the guy's defence he was pressed from the front with a big ass and small boobs from the girl at the back. We didnt even know what was going on until the gal in front screamed because sperm was all over her skirt. I nearly died from laughing because the guy keep saying "it wasnt me".

You guys should realize there are some boys with quick ejaculations issues.They dont have to self-service before they come.

BodyKiss:
One word: Gullible.

Nah more like daft.

xpac01:
*smh* my bra the thing tire me o! Even from the mere 19 are still scam. I read a documentary where the cost of railway rehabilitation (not construction o) was compared to cost of Spain speed train construction o! I almost shed tears. Nigeria's was double.

The main ish is that we love suffering and smiling as a people because we believe we will make heaven. But I am sorry to disappoint yall. 90% of Nigerians will go to hell. Its another election time will you go to your LGA get your PVC and vote out a person that has not touched your life in the 4yrs he has been ruling?

xpac01:
Ok o
*modified*
which road are you talking about? ?
Have you gone through enugu onitsha expressway, or enugu portharcourt express road.
Bros stop typing things from France just because you hear say from your naija PDP brothers.
Also based on the years ish, my nephew is just 3yrs now and is very wise in handling several things at home. I wonder if you expect the suffering downstream sector to stop crying out their minds and overlook things until the president rules for 80years. Hmm, oga you sound educated lemme believe you are just been blinded by some fundamental logics.

Abeg me help me ask am o.

Why we are so sentimental is beyond me. GEJ made 97 promises and he has been able to fulfil just a mere 19 and you want him to continue?

The worst for me has to be the immigration scam, 19 unemployed youths died. How come Abba moro is still minister?

lookmangiw:
Did you went for screening?

LORD JESUS|||||||||

"Went"?

berem:
Where is the light to power the vacuum cleaner? There is no home in Nigeria you will enter without finding a broom no matter how rich you are because it is an essential commodity to use for sweeping the house clean.

We need brooms to sweep out corruption and not Vacuum cleaner.

It is brooms all the way!!

Sai Buhari!


Front page please!

Jonathan has totally lost it!

Babe is it today you know jonathan has lost it?

We are waiting and counting down to Febuhari, when the otuoke man can go home. #saibuhari

Help me find my own abegi.

But seriously typing, this concept is great, kudos to the marketing team at cocacola.

Larwin:
4 to 6 ke

I meant 4th to 6th of feb

rileyy:
Sorry didn't get the msg but my name was on the list, but you can check well on this thread think I've seen it somewhere bt can't say precisely. Wish I can help, sorry

Thanks bro, I actually went there yesterday and did my screening which just involved a lady getting our discharge letter and we writting our names and address on a form. Na training from 4 to 6th remain

They sent text msgs to every one if you have not seen yours just chill as long as you applied online you will get it.
I just got my text 30seconds ago. I applied for post nysc and I didn't submit my credencials or acknowledgement slip anywhere. Hope this clears the air.

rileyy:
Gracias

Can you please forward the invitation msg to 08032037625. I need to show it to the mofos at badagry inec office who are claiming msgs are yet to be sent. Thanks in anticipation

Hello peeps,

please who knows the way to inec office in badagry lagos state.

quick response required.

Regards.

hajjisemiu:
If u submitted your acknowledgement slip at OJO LGA, u are required to go there with ur credentials particularly NYSC AND DEGREE CERTIFICATES WITH PHOTOCOPY OF UR SLIP. You will check your name from names placed on their wall and if ur mane is there, u will write down ur serial number. This serial number and the above mentioned credentials will be taken to them for further clarification. This closes on 19th Jan, 9:00 am. I learnt that they are also coming during this weekend because I was there today. Try and go on time!

Pls gimmie description to the ojo office. I will be coming from alakija. Thanks

lionness:
I think Lagos and the SW is blessed. Even fear catch PDP to even present a mediocre in Lagos. They know Koro would have been kicked in the balls by the voters. Agbaje is a another thinker, a smart Yoruba man who can deliver as much as BRF, and cause the haters to even regret ever presenting someone as such. Its just a shame he went to a dead party in Lagos. And it was nice seeing all those N500 crowd they pulled yesterday.

I totally agree with you.

I am so excited bout next moth election cus both politicians for APC and PDP are top notch politicians.

And thats the way politics in the whole country should be, only smart, credible, intelligent, players should be brought into the politics arena.

More pictures

It was a fun filled day as Jimi Agbage made a grand entrance in MTN Matori Office to retrieve his lost sim, I am sure he was not too surprised by the reception he got because he is a popular politician.

Below are pictures.

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Mtchew, I can watch cartoons all day.
FACT: cartoons make more sense than most Nigerian movies

That's my assumption also, I bet he bought that PHD because how come we have never seen any book written by GEj nor seen any student he taught
GEJ is an iliterate just like his wife GBAM

ISpiksDaTroof:
The "illiterate" Northerners showed up, but the "Educated" Easterner stayed away like Ebola was gonna be the moderator. I seriously doubt GEJ has a PhD. No man with a qualification that high will pick a bonafide illiterate as a wife, nor will he appear so dull and uninspiring even when his mouth is closed.

Cutehector4u:
A guy crying because she said no? Who does that!!!

Bro you have not seen or heard anything, back in 2008 while I was still in Unilorin, on skyway block4 +those who attended unilorin know where I am talking bout+ I saw this guy kneel and beg a girl to date him. The babe just stood and watched him, I laughed so hard I swear I peed a lil.

xtervaganza:
lol.....i used to be like you



Let's be honest with ourselves, the canals know who the next president is.


And as much as we like to deny it, our votes don't count

"Our votes don't count" this is the reason why our country will NEVER develop because politician know Nigerians won't want to stress themselves to vote.

To you and all others let me draw up this analysis, for example let say there are 100 Nigerians who are eligible to vote, INEC will make 100 ballot papers. Out of that 100 only 20 came to vote, leaving a balance of 80, this is what usually happens in Nigeria, the best riggers or the party in power will claim the 80 that didn't show up voted for them. INEC will do their maths at the end of the day and declare the winner.

If we all come out and vote there will be no chance of rigging plus if a poliician know that he will be voted out if he doesn't perform eg Lagos Apc, he will do his bit to at least provide one form of infrastructure in his state.

If Nigerians realize this then in a 12yr period this country will change for the good, let's keep voting out those that do not perform. Sentiments aside the questions you should ask yourself is has PDP provided you with water, electricity, good roads, jobs, and security that should influence your voting.

xtervaganza:
Hahahahahahahah hahahahaha


I see no difference in the 2 guys but buhari has always been a failure sha..




he has been contesting for how many years now?



And to cap it, I can't remember one major thing he did while he was president

He brought KIA-kick against indiscipline, during that era em no born your papa well to eat and throw away gala or sweet wrapper on the floor. Neither can you pee on the sreets. He manage PTF most universities today are enjoying that.
GMB will clean up the rut in this country, agree or not but the problem in this country is corruption you can bet your black ass that GMB will be the one to end it.

cramjones:
I watched in awe today when the people's general declared for the Presidency of the Federal Republic Nigeria. It was indeed a day every Nigerian irrespective of religious, cultural or ethnic affiliation should be proud that we have a man of credibility ready to clean up the mess this country has become.

Some people have complained that he is old. My answer to them is this: Is it better to have a "young" president that carts away over half of the nations wealth and brings our country to ridicule in the committee of nations, or is it better to have someone old, who have a passion and heart to clean up the corrupt mess Nigeria has become?

Some people say he is muslim. My answer to them is this: Is it better to have a "christian" president that ridicles our nation, one that brings our people to poverty despite the enourmous wealth of the nation, one that pardons criminals and those who have stolen our common wealth, one that involved directly and indirectly in money laundering or a "muslim" who is ready to fix the mess that the so called "christian" has contributed in creating? And by the way does religion bring food to the table? Why do Nigerians travel to Dubai a lot, is it a "Christian" that fixed Dubai? let us throw the dark cloud of religion that blinds us logical reasoning! I am Christian and I will vote the General!

Some say he sponsors Boko Harm. My answer to them is this: How can a man barely worth up to N10 million in liquid cash sponsor Boko Harm? How can a man sponsor Boko Haram and bomb himself and his convoy?

It is high time we take our destiny in our hands and vote in credible candidates to office. Stop voting rogues and continually pilage our country, (Be it in APC or PDP). I am an APC but I do not support Atiku. This is about the future of Nigeria irrespective of party. You have the chance to change the Nightmare Nigeria has become under President Jonathan. Vote for General Mohammadu Buhari, the People's General, the man who will fearlessly change this country for good.

-CramJones

I see PDP shitting in their pants. I jst wish GMB and FASh for presidency. I swear this country will chart a new course under them.

Incase this hits FP I ws here.
You forgot to add the clowns that will quote a long post only to type "nice", "k" "I agree with you" etc.

Kunleoduwole: you will have to visit the immigration office in Abuja to do that.

Thanks for your response but do you have an idea of how much it will cost?