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We did interview2 2day at MTN office motari oshodi.
Omo e no easy Bt God dey sha.
I nid answa 2 dis question. A heavy spender kalls u complainin he cant recharge no more, note he blows 5k in recharge cards per day, so u set up an appointment 4 2pm d next day, unfortunately he doesnt show up whose loss is it? Yours or his? And y?

J12: Ladies and Gentlemen, lets welcome to the stage; Mr and Mrs Odinaka and Oluchi Okorie. Recipients of the award for The dumbest nairalanders for the month of July 2012.
A round of applause!!

guy u wicked o lmao wetin em win?

Anoda way 2 collect 4rm d poor man, una fada

Odinaka00: RIP

slow poke learn 2 read thru a post b4 commentin, anyroads tank GOD he didnt die

lakunzle: House pls i receive a text from Gapbridge Micro Finance for a test..
Anybody with useful info..Plssssss

study ur gmat especially d quantitative and logical part. 60q in 60mins

tunnytox: funny thread my bad habits:

- sleeping late either by watching Investigation discovery or browsing NL
- I usually sleep with a urine bottle beside me cos i wee a lot (as much as i drink) and if there is no proper milk bottle I do wee in a coke or pepsi can. There was a day I forgot to empty and discard the bottle and my little daughter thought it was pepsi and drank it! my wife was so mad with me that day.
- I used to bite my finger nails but since I have dental crowns in all my front teeth I have stopped that completely, this was an habit I had for decades but each time remember how much it costs me to have these dental crowns I dare not use them to bite finger nails.

wait do u live in a face mi i slap u hse? Cus 4 d lyf of mi i cant undastand y u cant jst walk 2 d bathrum and pee as oppose 2 peein in a bottle +yuck+

Victorsky: 1- Tell us about yourself......your full name am ready to explain the meaning of the native name which must be postive.
2- Are you a listener?............YES
3- Are you a follower or a leader?....Both, a good follower is the Leader is good, I am ready to learn. A good leader when call upon to lead or something triggers my Oprand...
4- which social networks are you on?.........Facebook , Nairaland etc.
5- As an economist what will you bring to dis job...I am IT professonial ready to make your company better to prodice more money ( economically).
6- How will you deal with an angry customer whose problem you cant solve? Empathize then Escalate to the solution provider
7- Where and where have you applied?... I currently working with an IT Firm but looking for better opprtunity to improve my self.

oga victor abeg i no wan vex, were u at d interview or u r jst repeatin wat i typd?

vb0mb: I applied too bt yet 2 b cald.

even mi 2 bt stil hopin. I applied 4 graduate trainin

Saw dis ish on twitter last nyt and it was kinda funny. Dese were ma best 10 tweets, lets c if u can undastand it.


1- pls help mi CZECH d TURKEY in d fridge and fry it, i dnt min 2 RUSSIA bt am vry HUNGARY

2- My barbber doesnt sterilize his clipper, i tried 2 correct him bt he says wats GOMBE GOMBE

3- bby ma luv 4 u ISREAL it kips DUBLIN each day, even if i ROME we wil always remain FRANCE

4- KENYA fry d TURKEY? Am GHANA be rite back. Am back, nice work hun more GREECE 2 ur elbow

5- d population of NIGERIA ISREAL, it kips DUBLIN each yr we nid 2 CZECH it

6- ma folks askd mi TOGO 2 skul bt i CONGO smoke igbo, DENMARK mi as black sheep of d family

7- its a gay party ful of men, its GHANA b a cold day in hell if i go INDIA

8- dnt take a chicken or a TURKEY 2 a barbbin salon, cus dats nt wat a BARBADOS

9- wen next am in west african am GHANA make sure TOGO 2 MALI so i can say hav BENIN BAMAKO

10- IRAQ ma brains 2 post dis, u GHANA read witout sayin tank u? God wil GEORGIA

Mutee: take it easy. Some of these agency you don't know it's real not until you've started working. Am a working applicant too and i know some of these things. I believe Sleeky8 didn't do it on purpose.

Ma chairman, yes boss Jehovah God wil continue 2 bless u, u wil find wat u r lukin 4 dis mnth IJN.

dvdami: Hello poster. I would like to know the nature of their aptitude test. Was it both quantitative and verbal reasoning? And how lond did d test last? Thanks and congrats.

it was more of verbal reasonin, which involvd passage readin and sentence correction. Dere was jst few quantitative, i wud say 20 verbal and 10 quantitative. We were given 45mins 2 answer d 30questions

komek: the number that came for the interview is limited, just 30 someting, you wud have collected ther contacts and nt come here τ̅☺ show U̶̲̅я ignorance.

Mxm anoda nairaland idiot, hw cum dere cages r always left open? And hw in hell do dey get access 2 fones?
Titan used different interview time 2 interview us, i did mine at bout 2.20pm on sat and wen i registerd ma name i was d number 26th person.
U were nt dere i wonder y u r commentin

niddamugu: sorry if i don put san san for ur garri....

i reject dat spirit of san san 4rm u 2 mi IJN +c dis guy u sabi since wen i finish nysc?+

niddamugu: But u didn't say if you got the job.... Or is this another way of "making life richer"..?

guy na waitin tins nw dats y am lukin 4 does dat did d interview wit mi

loladeking: Hahahaha. I feel you. How come no job site advertised this? How can one not be left out ifrom this kinda info n the future?

yes boss mi self tire titan i was jst lucky 2 hear of it 2 and vry vry late 2. Na 1 chick way dey work 4 mtn tel mi bout it,

komek: @OP, something most ßξ wrong with your head, when you applied for this job, you did not tell us, now U̶̲̅я are here asking us hw τ̅☺ ansa a question. Selfish thing......nt in a happy mood at all.

lmao dis is y i luv nl, random idiats wil jst insult u 4 no reason at all.
FYI am nt askin pple dat didnt write am askin d 30 or sumtin pple dat came 4 d interview.
Plus in ma own defence i heard bout d job on thur nyt next day bin friday am writin an aptitude test, so abegi free mi

martcrown: please can i still apply?

dunno o u cud send ur cv 2 terraglobaltech_ltd@yahoo.com

wandex: pls how did u apply and where is TITAN IT located

i jst sent a mail wit ma cv 2 terraglobaltech_ltd@yahoo.com and d recruitin company is at 50/52 broad street, cms, lagos

It was the fastest I have ever written a test and gotten an interview invite.

I applied for the job on Thursday 19th July, got invited for an aptitude test on the 20th, and attended d interview on d 21th of July 2012.

The interview was not your normal run of the mill interview. I was grilled by 5 interviewers, 4 women and a man.

I created dis topic so folks that attended that interview can share their questions and experiences and also update me on anything concerning the job.

I was asked the following questions,

1- Tell us about yourself.
2- Are you a listener?
3- Are you a follower or a leader?
4- which social networks are you on?
5- As an economist what will you bring to dis job
6- How will you deal with an angry customer whose problem you cant solve?
7- Where and where have you applied?

Mr folu, chairman mi abeg send mi d ebook 2. Or any1 who has it can send 2 ma email talk2sleeky@yahoo.comfanks in advance

I hav 3 reli bad habits +am tryin 2 change em though+
firstly, i i cut ma nails wit ma teeth, grind em and spit em out. +dis totaly irks ma mum+
secondly, rememba dis 2face's line "we dey drink am straight 4rm d bottle we no dey use cup"? I'll bet u do, dat min i drink cold wata straight 4rm d ragolis bottle.
And finally i fart loudly +ma gf hates mi 4 dis+ bt kindly enuf it does smell. I jst lv 2 hear dose loud fartin sounds pprrra, poom etc

damilarelr: I'm busy working on a general write-up for the Spatial stuff. You know it involves a lot of drawing of lines and shapes, so kindly bear with me.

aiit boss bt pls wen u r done abeg reply mi asap

damilarelr: The Spatial aspect of the test is the only part you're assured of scoring 100% without any doubt. It could take long to figure out but they are as easy as anything. If you need clues on how to solve some of them, kindly let me know. Cheers.

Ma chairman abeg show mi hw to solve this spatial questions. this is ma email talk2sleeky@yahoo.com

pls send 2 ma mail talk2sleeky@yahoo.com

abeg una way make am 2 d next stage make una tell us specific questions dat was askd so we go dey prepared 4 next tyme. u sabi say na dragnet dey set most jobs nw. plus i wish u guys sucess una don already dey work 4 FMN IJN

Haydon1: nop, dint make up to 50% in verbal

dere u go nw i undastand y we didnt proceed. u hav 2 score cummulatively at least 50% bt in each of the tests u have 2 score at least 50%. lak dey said beta luck in ur endeavours bro

mcstan_18: Seems we're on an even footing. I haven't heard anything from them yet. Well, it could be an indication of success. However, were these msgs sent as sms or mails?

i got mine thru ma email yall shud check ur email