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Dr. Wise:In Lasgidi on Tuesday |
DANGOTEONE: Please, anybody with similar experience(s)?My interviewer was a woman and i want to believe the interview went well. She asked me the following questions, tell me about yourself?, why do you want to work with us?, as an economist what will you offer to dangote?, do u take drugs and if no how do you motivate yourself?, can you drive?, can you drive from here to benin?, and final hope you wont leave us when you get a better job to which i answered this is the "better" job i have been waiting for. She laughed wrote something down on the paper and told me the interview was over. |
psalmytito: @ sleek sorry are u a graduate, i cant believe that u are a graduate because of what is coming out from ur mouth by calling a graduate like u a bastard. Guy u need to apologise. Guy the word is abusiveDuh! I wanted to insult em thats why i used that word plus if you a gate crasher then i have no apologies, you are a bast.ard too. BTW i remember one idiat called last page discouraging people from applying for this job. |
olumaxi: were u told to submit ur cv?me i tire o. As if no b the same dangote interview way i do. Ma interviewer no even look ma credencials talkless of c.v |
chiboy1928: I just don't no why some people don't tink,u were not invited for an interview, u decide to come and gate crash In order to cause havoc and become a nuisance to urself,am talking abt what is happening at the lagos center,I just can't imagine dat the gate crashers are even more than those dat were genuinely invited for these job.I want the gate crashers to no that they are just being a nuisance to them self and that those dat were genuinely invited are still the one that will have the job,cos the cv and data of those genuienly invited and their records are on database of dangote. |
chiboy1928: I just don't no why some people don't tink,u were not invited for an interview, u decide to come and gate crash In order to cause havoc and become a nuisance to urself,am talking abt what is happening at the lagos center,I just can't imagine dat the gate crashers are even more than those dat were genuinely invited for these job.I want the gate crashers to no that they are just being a nuisance to them self and that those dat were genuinely invited are still the one that will have the job,cos the cv and data of those genuienly invited and their records are on database of dangote.brov dont mind d bast.ards am sure they are the ones that were against the job in the first place, now that the job is now making sense they came to disrupt it. |
hajbash: who tell you boko haram ƝΘ dey kill muslims?brov dnt go dere can u compare number of xtains killed 2 those of muslims killed? Anyhu as some one said earlier lets not derail the topic, ama kip it neutral. Though anywhere dangote wants me to deliver flour or cement wether na zamfara or yobe i dey go. |
muhammad23: Lol....guess most people feeling the same way...I been askin mysef...what's gonna happen if I'm asked to drive frm Lasgidi to Maiduguri.....Boko HQ...mehn...only God knows....God dey sha...Man no die Man no rottenbrov ur name na muhammad hence am guessing u r a muslim yet u dey fear BH? Wetin us way b xtains go come do? |
OMG I got here around 6.30am and am stil number 36 shit. Omo come see crowd its 9.00am and d list reads 635. Dangote people wil attend to just 400 applicants today Anyhu have done my accreditation and am waiting to do my interview |
meritdee: For everyone who has been asking for the brain Teaser softcopy, you can download a it as an ebook from the website in my signature below. It contains the best 133 Questions and Answers I could gather and compile for now. You can also download so many useful materials from the download page of the website. You can explore the site, everything there is FREE!!!Fanks man, ur head dey dere. As u hav done dis God will answer ur evry desire |
Was there an age limit for this vacancy so i can know which of my declaration of age to carry? Lasgidi interviewers here i come |
metro10: Where are the ladies? They didn't apply? What happened to the maxim, ''what a man can do, a woman will do better''?lmao my uncle use to say "women claim to do better than men, why is it that he has never seen a woman driving trailer"? |
Emylexray: Tell those graduates to stop combing here and there for jobs. If there are no lucrative offers of employment, they should establish themselves by starting something. Unemployment is a pest that has and still eating deep into the fabric of Nigeria. Let them start something rather than continue waiting for jobs that not readily available. God bless Nigeria!I fuckin hate it when people tell me this because like seriously if i had enough capital you think i will be looking for a job that asks for 5 year experience? |
Icee20:ofcourse, maybe you should read it again and this time drop the cup of garri |
k2039: [color=#FF0099] [size=13pt]Mayb but you wont see me sending any stu.pid independence msg |
Rossikk: So when are you packing your bags and leaving, or are you already outside the country? If you are, hope you're not planning to return to deprive those of us that are here of our remaining food. Thanks.Nope have not gone to "the abroad" |
lastpage: Stop being stewpid!Banter words with an slowpoke and no doubt he will showcase his fool.ishness. Who said anything about having dreams to be a truck driver? But this is the situation the country is. I understand you are so myopic to factor the fact that this is an opportunity to start a haulage company from the experience gained from this trainee programme. Furthermore, i can bet you are as unemployed as shit and just living off your father's stolen funds +no wonder you didnt deny it+ And yes i blame my dad for not stealing when he had the chance. P.S stop discouraging others from something you dont have the balls to do. |
It is a few hours to independence and i know some idi.ots somewhere +politicians inclusive+ are composing Happy independence BCs, text msgs etc but before you post them consider the following. 1- at 52, we have numerous death traps we call roads. 2- at 52, there are no good hospitals, politicians have to be flown abroad for any minor ailment. 3- at 52, we cannot get electricity for 24 hours straight. 4- at 52, corruption is second nature to us. Politicians loot our treasury and go scot free. 5- at 52, we have numerous graduates who are unemployed. 6- at 52, there are Nigerians still living on less than a dollar a day with Government doing nothing to help alleviate their suffering. So before u send these independence wishes ask yourself "am i this blind and foolish"?. If the answer is yes then go ahead and send it. Take it or leave it, Nigeria is as stagnant as Wale's dreadlocks, NEVER GROWS. |
hadecunleh: That could mean hands-on on BB10 just few days after lunch. I hope that lunch saves there falling empire, rooting for apple though.+clears throat+ bros it is spelt as "launch" |
I hope it is not just me but hardbody comes across like a spammer. Imagine the large amount of free email he has just harvested on this thread. Advice to y'all dont be dropping your emails anyhow and any mail u receive wether it be from girls in libya that want to be your friend or bank managers from senegal that claim your cash in their banks, treat these mails with a pinch of salt or else "u go turn maga 4 yahoo boi" |
@last page, i totally love your write up but you are forgetting one MAJOR important issue. Nigeria is not Britain or any other advance country where things go straight. We are in a country where corruption runs wild and vile and its either eat or you are eaten. Take it or leave it the only way things will get better is if the whole lot of our politicians are killed. That being said i applied for the dangote job because to me its just a means to an end, its a trainee program and the pay is good so i believe the advantages over rides the disadvantages. So since you didnt apply probably because your father stole money and you are comfortable pls dont go hating on those of us that are unemployed |
owenlyn1: Na wa for dis people oh. Dey just abandon peeps, dey conduct anoda recruitment for various positions, y our own dey pending. I suppose say na we dem be one take fill d positions wen dem dey advertise . Na wa for wire road oh. If dem nor beg me I go relocate go my country oh ( canada)u min say dat graduate trainee slots 4 flour mill neva get shortlistd pple?. Dis wan pass 1 chance walahi |
dlex21: nice thread guys...i so love asking as well as answering questions on brain teasers...so here is mine:the woman is a photographer so when u type shot u meant wit a camera and she hung his picture to dry. |
![]() Kslib: Correct!! Ur head get oil... ![]() Kslib: Correct!! Ur head get oil... |
meritdee: If a plane crashes on the border between the US and Mexico, where do they bury the survivors?y wud u want to bury the survivors? |
Kslib: You name can never be complete if you dont add e !!! Why??cus dats hw you spell "name" it always ends wit a "e" |
Kinkynature: After my NYSC few months ago, i came 2 lagos in search of a job. My 3rd day in lag, i received a job vacancy flier on my way back 4rm d market. I applied and was invited for an interview. On d day of d interview, i got there and found out dat the company is virtual human resourses(VHR). I was so dissappointed & annoyed cos i've read so many negative talks abt them here on nairaland, so i stood up and wanted 2 leave bt on a second thought i decided 2 stay since i've already wasted money 4 tfare. They started wit a written test, a seminar and then some of their partners came and shared their experiences on d job.your fada! Which job hav you seen where you will be asked to pay 9k for licence so the person can market health drugs? Any1 and i repeat any1 dat believes VHR or Wellness home advert is a fool. |
Blueboy0402: 5 minutesi wont even pretend i understand how you got that answer. Could you pls run that by me again? Plus 2 monkeys compared to 5 wil eat slower ryt? |
mabelly: d hand he used in openning d tap was contaminated, so after washing his hands, still went ahead to lock the tap knob that was contaminated with his hand thereby getting the poison back on his hand.very correct |
meritdee: Customer care agent's loss,cuz if he had come that would have increased the chances of you selling more rechage cards to the customercorrect |
Blueboy0402: If 5 monkeys finish 5 bunch of banana in 5 minutes, how long will it take 2 monkeys to finish 2 bunch?abeg tell me the answer |
