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Travel / Re: Retention Of Passport by sleeky8(m): 8:18pm On Sep 21, 2014
I need help pls my passport has a wrong age, I did it jan dis year is it possible this can be rectify and hhow much will this cost?.
Forum Games / Re: The Hilarious Picture Game by sleeky8(m): 6:38am On Sep 15, 2014
True story


Your mama so fat

Forum Games / Re: The Hilarious Picture Game by sleeky8(m): 5:47am On Sep 15, 2014
Pencils in God's hand

If you are dating an edo gal


When you clean your room, buy drinks and everytin and your gf calls and says she aint coming no more

Politics / Re: President Jonathan Is Behind Chibok Abduction – Tinubu by sleeky8(m): 6:50pm On Aug 07, 2014
omenka: Yours is like generational stewpidity shining like the morning sun breaking through thick clouds!!

My property goes missing. Someone tells me they know where my property is. It is logical for me to assume that that person took it in the first place.

Maybe when you eventually gain admission and attend GST108 classes, you would understand!

Chai uppercut, see as you finish the guy.

Back to topic its either the informer stole it or knows the person that stole it. But trust daft 9jarians believing shit since 1960. In a sane society GEJ would have being impeached by now.
Culture / Re: Top 6 Abnormalities That Are Normal In Nigeria by sleeky8(m): 5:30pm On Aug 06, 2014
UjSizzle:
And how does the party in power affect the individual mindset of millions of people?

When the party in power promotes, endorses and supports corruption this in turn affects our mindset case in point when GETJ say corruptuon is not stealing instead of clamping down on corrupt pple. Ponder on this, how many Nigerians won't take up the offer of stealing 2billion and spending 6months in prison?
Culture / Re: Top 6 Abnormalities That Are Normal In Nigeria by sleeky8(m): 7:07am On Aug 04, 2014
All these happen in 9ja because of our corrupt mentality. An average 9jarian knows he can do wrong and get away with it simple. That's why I say for all those who care to listen we need to change parties for sanity to return to this country. A famous scientist once said "doing one thing and expecting a different result is nothing short of madness" we have had PDP for the past 15yrs with nothing to show for it, dnt you thing its time for change?
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: WAEC Recruitment Aptitude Test Let's Meet Here by sleeky8(m): 7:15am On Jan 06, 2014
Mazaza: Dear Nairalanders and particularly the waec job applicant (Examination officer, general Duties) ; you should expect call for d interview anything from 15 -01- 2014. Best wishes .

Writing down the date, BTW what is your source?
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Nimc 2012/2013 Interview by sleeky8(m): 8:55am On Jan 03, 2014
tontons: I'm so disappointed yesterday,nigeria is such a joke. I tink am no longer goin 2 pledge 2 dis country again, b4 it kills me. I ws shocked n humilated by a lady friend i met yesterday n she told me she nw wrks wit nimc even though she did nt write d apt test n interview bt ws sent i.v txt msg 4 training/induction/apl n she ws posted 2 abia state office n had since resume duty. Whereas, me dat spent money,knowledge n risk my life 2 ilorin 4 apt test n abuja 4 interview is stil @ home wit nothing. Dis is y i tink dis country wil neva develop n progress because if dos of us witout 'oga @ d top' dat are bitterly oppressed get 2 d top, we would want 2 do same. She even told me she got d job tru divine favour n dat i dnt hav divine favour dats y i didnt get d job. GOD WILL AND MUST PURNISH WHO EVER DENY ME OF D RESULT OF D SWEAT OF MY LABOUR, INCLUDING D ONE DAT RECIEVE IT. DEY SHALL NOT SEE D END OF YEAR 2014. AMEN !
Buahahahahaha the guy don binu, brov you misunderstood her she had "divine favour" cus she bleeped the right people. Did you bleep the right person? If its enrolment officer local govt you applied for you can still have little hope if not just move on with your life. For your info this solidary case is not enough to discredit NIMC I have three friends who are there without knowing anyone.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: WAEC Recruitment Aptitude Test Let's Meet Here by sleeky8(m): 9:40am On Dec 29, 2013
pj3400: If you are privileged to speak good and write good English that does not mean everybody will be like you and that does not mean they never tried their best to be on the same level with you. But be that as it may, does that means you are better than them in all ramifications? If a lot is based on how good you speak or write in English,then few people would have been working by now and many companies would have perished. All is not English as all Is not mathematics. If u still judge people because of the way they write or express in English then you are that person that don't know anything. Bash me if u like, your cup of tea. What has speaking good English turn u to in life? Meet other people on this forum before you judge them by their level of spoken English.
Brov if a so called graduate cannot speak or most importantly write good English then there is a problem somewhere, am guessing he\she bought the result. People should stop encouraging Mediocrity

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: WAEC Recruitment Aptitude Test Let's Meet Here by sleeky8(m): 7:16pm On Dec 28, 2013
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You sir is a fat goat with crap you posted up there
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Federal Government Agency Recruiting 2013 by sleeky8(m): 6:34am On Dec 11, 2013
u3fine: nexiabusinesssolutions.com/index.php?desktopID=unsecuredDesktop&namespaceID=nbs&pageID=applicant_login&classID=0

Follow this link to check you test details. Aptitude test is coming up this saturday 14 Dec. 2013
Brov thanks for this info, your head is there
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Nimc 2012/2013 Interview by sleeky8(m): 4:03pm On Dec 08, 2013
posteritychild: its very much true, they where paid 127k for nov salary
October and November salary, that's what my friend said
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: WAEC Recruitment Aptitude Test Let's Meet Here by sleeky8(m): 12:58pm On Nov 15, 2013
Donalð Genes:
Na so My Brother, NA God hand we dey oh, cos there is none like HIM, Never hang your hope on any man
Brov ask your friend how much is Waec starting salary for level 8
Sports / Re: EPL :Arsenal Vs Liverpool,saturday November 2,2013 At 5:30pm by sleeky8(m): 10:47am On Nov 02, 2013
The striking partnership of SAS should be too much for assnal, I predict a 3rd home defeat for them.
Romance / Re: Silly Things You Did To Please Your Woman. by sleeky8(m): 5:09pm On Oct 31, 2013
Monstertrucks: Lol,Okay please no forming heRe.

So back to the topic,the silliest thing i did was to give into my ex request for a thr.ees.ome with a friend of mine. angry angry .they are married now.

Share urs please. grin grin grin
Your dick was that small huh? cant say i blame her sha, gal had to go for the sweeter d1ck
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Federal Government Agency Recruiting 2013 by sleeky8(m): 4:39pm On Oct 31, 2013
busuyem:


It's Mozilla firefox I used also.
better check what you are filling, i have done for two of my friends just now and it went with ease
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: WAEC Recruitment Aptitude Test Let's Meet Here by sleeky8(m): 8:34pm On Oct 25, 2013
kushy: am happy to b among d lucky ones that received d txt msg because its a work of GOD for someone to b shortlisted for interview among thousand of graduates dat sat for d exam at obanikoro tht day. i say thnk u lord, my own interview is on d 31st in lagos.
God will complete the job, what state are you from?
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: He has just paid now by sleeky8(m): 2:35pm On Oct 24, 2013
To all the stupid and idiotic people insulting the OP, just answer this question if 10 customers owe your one man business 15k each how much is that and how do you think your business will last? The OP did the right and correct thing just ask yourself after 2months of pleading and begging he didn't pay but when force and threats was put in the equation he readily paid, this proves he is a very wicked person.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Nigerian Army DSSC And SCC 2013 Recruitment Is Out! by sleeky8(m): 1:53pm On Oct 24, 2013
ananne: pls stop spreading wrong imformation! I am in kaduna and nothing like that happened. Results from the medical tests conducted has not been released. Many doctors and lab scientists were involved and there is no way sensitive info can leak like that.
How long does an Hiv test take? Dude incase you do not know, the result is immidiate. And on wether the doctors are professionals I can't answer that though if am conducting test for 20 people and 17 are positive I would be surprised enough to tell my co doctors
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Nigerian Army DSSC And SCC 2013 Recruitment Is Out! by sleeky8(m): 10:41pm On Oct 23, 2013
omotolanibaby: . Haaaaaa? Hmmm where did u get dat! Oga ooohhh
I dey chat with am and na wetin him tell me. Him state em b just 17 now, enuf pple have bin driven home.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Nigerian Army DSSC And SCC 2013 Recruitment Is Out! by sleeky8(m): 10:40pm On Oct 23, 2013
Mcbussy:


Hehehehehehe grin ....if 17 out of every 20 people for each state get HIV.nah for me to go dig graves sure pass Oº° cheesy
Infact,nah undertakers naija for dey hire grin
Lmao hiv nobi epidemic na, with all this retroviral drugs hiv patient fit live for 10 more years na
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Nigerian Army DSSC And SCC 2013 Recruitment Is Out! by sleeky8(m): 9:59pm On Oct 23, 2013
"I hear say for one state na only 3 no get hiv" my friend at kd for ssc just told me this and am like wtf
Politics / Re: BREAKING: Jonathan Sets Up Three-member Panel To Probe Oduah’s N255m Car Scandal by sleeky8(m): 6:42pm On Oct 23, 2013
DerideGull:



Which evidence remotely suggested she inflated the prices of the cars and personally procured the vehicles? While should she inflate the prices of the vehicles when she is not the entity that purchases cars for aviation ministry? Besides the two BMW cars, what other vehicles in ministry of aviation’s fleet did she purchase?

There many reasons Nigeria is stunted in growth. One of them is blind tribal bias.
You are wrong the reason Nigeria is stunted in growth is because of her "plain stupidity as exposed in your write up" I suggest you read up on this story because your ignorance is glaring.


Politics / Re: BREAKING: Jonathan Sets Up Three-member Panel To Probe Oduah’s N255m Car Scandal by sleeky8(m): 5:12pm On Oct 23, 2013
DerideGull:

Have you ever bought a Goodyear in your life? Are you sure the prices quoted on the alleged receipts circulated on this forum are correct?
What is this one saying? NCAA admitted to the price, Stella is not denying the price. This case is straight and clear, she inflated the price of the cars. Which is paramount in all government ministries, now is the time for us to put an end to this nonsense.
Politics / Re: BREAKING: Jonathan Sets Up Three-member Panel To Probe Oduah’s N255m Car Scandal by sleeky8(m): 3:52pm On Oct 23, 2013
To investigate what? This is a simple matter, just go to the BMW website and you will see the price of the cars, add shipping and other logistics and if your mathematics is any good you will realize there is no way in hell those cars are up to 255m. I repeat GEJ administration promotes corruption, nothing will come out of this!!!!

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Sports / Re: Ethiopia Vs Nigeria - WCQ (1 - 2) On 13th October 2013 by sleeky8(m): 2:35pm On Oct 13, 2013
These ETH boys fast baje em drink fuel ni?
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: WAEC Recruitment Aptitude Test Let's Meet Here by sleeky8(m): 10:38pm On Oct 12, 2013
Golden Dr.:
Waec would send messages to shortlisted candidates soon. WATCH OUT!
When you type "soon" can't you be more specific cause soon can mean next year

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Nairaland / General / Re: 190 Thread On Funny Pics by sleeky8(m): 4:14pm On Oct 03, 2013
So true!!!!

Career / Re: National Association Of Unemployed Graduates(naug) Official Site by sleeky8(m): 7:27am On Oct 01, 2013
Nice one ehix, I hope registration will be straight forward. God will continue to strengthen you in this fight against unemployment.
Nairaland / General / Re: 190 Thread On Funny Pics by sleeky8(m): 6:25pm On Sep 30, 2013
Ma sentiments also

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Sunderland Vs Liverpool (1 - 3) On 29th September 2013 by sleeky8(m): 5:48pm On Sep 29, 2013
This must be our 400th win in the premiership. YWNWA. Let's go there
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Nigerian Army DSSC And SCC 2013 Recruitment Is Out! by sleeky8(m): 8:04pm On Sep 26, 2013
azido: oga frank,i was dere in 2011 and 2012.LOlzzz.it's usually 10days and even more.
reason is dat we were attended to state by state.starting from Abia.In my state alone we were more than 120 while kogi state had d highest,over 1500 pple only in lagos center.dey will check ur height,Bp and Credentials den finally d exam will take place on d last day while oders dat couldnt do their Bp,height and credentials screening were asked to or will be asked to wait after d exam d following day.friends,more than 2000 pple still came back d following day to do their medicals after d stipulated date for d exercise was over and were attended to.Last years own in sam ethnan Base was not funny as it rainned cat n dog during dat period some of my certificates bcame wet and turned in d rain.On d exam day it still rained.Mind you we wrote d exam on top of grasses in a field as d rain continued to shower on our answer booklet.Some of d indiscipline applicants amongst us were made to do forward roll.see on each day we got dere 8.00am and left there 11.30pm in d midnite.I even accommodated some friends in d barracks during dat period. d exercise was postponed abt twice last year so for sallah celebration a Rtd Avm told me dey might postponed it
Chai!!! I remember that day like yesterday, since I didn't die during that period I know am not going to die any time soon. Funny thing is the treatment they gave to us was cool, driving us from the gate to the hall in hilux pick up vans. I didn't know sun and grass was going to end it.
After all the stress, during my b.p checking, the medical personnel was wondering why my b.p shot up like that, I was like murtherfucker if you stay 10hours under the sun your b.p will shoot up also.+note to avoid story that touch, I made that statement under my breath+

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