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Kslib: My old password is kinda wierd,but my new password is kind wierder.. Both my old and new password are wierd..
1.. What is my old and new password..
2.. Spot my spelling error...

Q1- you didnt tell us any of the passwords
Q2- you spelt "kinda" as "kind"

A high spending customer+ blows 5k mtn recharge cards in a week+ set an appointment with you, a mtn customer care agent. You asked him to come over to your office by 2pm the next day.
Unfortunately, he didnt show up, whose loss is it yours or his? And why

Mr Paul wanted to use "wata pia pia" to kill insects in his house, the seller warned him to wash his hand after use. Mr Paul used the chemical, went to the tap to get water, and washed his hands, 2hours later he died, how and why did he die?.
NOTE. He died from "water pia pia" poisoning.

hardbody: I have tons of these brain wrackers in a compendium of Logic texts, although it is in soft copy. Any interested NLander can send an email and I will send a copy to them. Although I must confess I never read beyond the first few pages. Fortunately I am gainfully employed and so would not b needing those question and answer sessions. Before I forget, Accenture embarrassed me with one of those questions way back in time, I felt very stupid when I got home and realized I goofed.

pls forward the ish to my mail "talk2sleeky@yahoo.com". Fanks in advance

redsun: Have ever asked youself why they think it is practically impossible for an african country to win the world cup?Because they know africans are not up to it,and you are not up to it when you dont believe in yourself,like most of you here that find solace in foreign racist football clubs when you have home clubs that are crying out for support,publicity and development.

Oyinbos got you guys with publicity and graphics and you think there are more to it than kicking footballs,making money and calling names.Your interest in them,makes them richer and superior and you,more foo-lish and poor.

Guy its obvious u hav neva watchd a 9ja premier league match, its complete crap, d home team always wins, d pitch is worse and officiatin very bad. Jutapose dat wit English premier league and u wil c quality.
And yes i wil neva again go to 9ja stadium and watch any match.
Plus all dese fools complainin of being calld "monkeys" r stupid. Lak crusly i earn 75k pound per week, i wil readily accept any name even dance sum "monkey" dance.
If u live in 9ja u go prefer monkey chants to d insults way u go receive.

Okija_juju: Not Just Frech Embassies o!! Those Niggas are so crazy they would attack anybody caught eating French Toast (a.k.a Christians).. Joints that sell FRECH FRIES (Goodbye Mr. Biggs and other Fast foods).. And 'French Curves' would also be banned in all Almajiri Schools in the North.. Even sef, Muslims would stop French kissing their wives from now on..

Lmao. Lemme just add religion of piss and shit.
Muslims always clamour for violence. Why didnt Abraham use a c.d?

This is the new trend unemployed graduates face nowadays. Just last week i got an email from OMOTOLOGY ENTERPRISES, who offered me a job though i would have to pay 72500k for training. Talk about expensive scammers, y'all should open your eyes any company that asks you to pay for a job is SCAM Plus Google is your friend use em when you are in doubt.

HBD 2baba, wishin him LLNP IJN. +another proof that Idoma boys are the best BREED+

zeevin: Completely complete waste of time... Niger area... All the samem anyone who sends me a job offer in the weekend again, shege to u.

bro abeg wetin em talk? Wats d job all bout? Abi dem ask 4 recruitin fee?

wonlasewonimi: the boy is even singing holla at your boy

buahahahahahahaha. Dis is a nairalander at his best. Bro u jst killd mi wit dis.

jonath0012: Bro, are you saying all lehsi has been saying concerning online forever stuff is a bunch of crap?

I beg, tell us waitng dey happen so that we are not misled cos It's seems many people ha been misled already by lehsi's words

Bro i regretd goin. D Forever stuff is jst sellin of nature drugs and products, dere r various levels of distribution and dependin on ur cash. Dere is combo pack of 62k witout selectin d products, combo pack of 70k bt u wil get 2 select d products. Bt if u r broke u can start wit 10k though wit no benefits.
An engineer addressd us wit mouth waterin benefits lak trip 2 oversea, chance 2 win a car, even build ur crib. To me its a bunch of smellin crap. U wil hav 2 introduce pple 2 buy d products.
Finally LENHI may a bird wit a bad case of purgin SHIT on ur bg fat head idiat.
P.S d coy does nt require u 2 register lenhi jst wantd us 2 register thru his name so any sale made wil b creditd 2 him

goryorhal: where u @ sleek?i dai feel am bro

am at the left hand part of the hall. Bro u say u dey feel am? U do knw to start u nid 70k 2 becum a distributor? If lehsi +a bg fat bastard+ had told mi bout payin i wud hav nt attended.

Am in the hall and this guy is sayin crap. Showin us slides from a seminar in S.A
what a way to waste my day smh!

Wen person name na "ode" wat do u expect. Am sure its all dese yahoo bois sendin me emails dat hav won 1million pounds 4rm a bank in london. Idiat

onila: yep

two tins, firstly checkd ur p.p bt dere is ntn 2 support ur claim.
Secondly, if ur claim is true, "i don c ma wife"

onila:

Onila do u hav a flat tummy?

My kind of lady shud hav a big bakassi and a flat tummy +am a sucker for flat tummy+

Am luvin this fight, garri has helped millions of students across our universities

Typing in from Ibieye, Badagry expressway, we have had electricity as in its going out of business. The supply is so good that when ever i want to drink water from my fridge i will have to thaw out the bottle because it is also "blocked". Reason being i have electricity for like 22hours in a day.

Okija_juju: We will recruit you in our Suicide Bombers brigade.. You will be a martyr for our cause.. 72 Virgins await you in heaven..

oga did you 4get am a graduate? There is no fu.ckin in heaven na. All i need is the benjamins. Lets talk shop, 50millions should b alyrt nah

Okija_juju: I am launching a terrorist group in Nigeria..

NIGERIA Haram...

We are a non-religious/non-ethnic terrorist group.. (although we do not allow Yorubas in the group as we all know that they are synonymous with snitching, back stabbing and cowardice)...

Vacancies are available for;

1. Cyber Hackers..

2. Remote and timed IED Makers..

3. Strategists and Logistics persons..

3. Media officer..

4. Operations Manager

5. Foot Soldiers..


NOTE: Applicants must be graduates with a minimum of 3 years post NYSC experience.. Must posess a First Class degree or Second Class Upper in relevant courses..

So far, Members include:

1. Okija Juju- General Okija.. (Spiritual Operations Manager)

2. Alienware- Commander Chemical ALI.. (Biological Operations Manager)

3. Acidosis- (ROLE YET TO BE DETERMINED)

oga what of me that made a 2.2?

Okija_juju: WOW!!!

Why did I waste all my life getting an education, over 100 Thousand US Dollars in fees and stuff only for some low life criminal that has kidnapped, killed and maimed law abiding and tax paying citizens to be living better than me?!!

Like can someone tell me agin why I shouldnt invest 10,000 Dollars in sofisticated arms, ammo, explosives and combat gears and go blow up a few pipelines?!! I mean, with my education, I should be able to pull off a more sophisticated and devastating strike on oil installations nationwide than those useless illiterate Militants did..

If a band of literate folks are ready to form a terrorist group with emphasis on e-terrorism, oil and gas terrorism, let me know..

My nickname: Commander Alusi Okija...

oga am with you on this your plan my own code name is Captain sleekysleek. And some folks wonder why bh boys are bombing? They want there own amnesty

Am interested this my email talk2sleeky@yahoo.com

excel26: Has anyone in the house recieved similar invitation for a test in lagos?
what should one expect?
thanks all

4 wat post were u invitd 4?

During my university days "t n k" and "iya yusuf" has always taken care of my cooking inadequacies +if you attended unilorin you would understand what am saying+
Fast forward to 2011, during my service year in rano, kano state. With no fast food around, your sincerely had to learn how to cook.
My most stupid cooking blunder has got to be when i tried to make ogbono soup. I put palm oil in the pot, added the already grounded ogbono and proceeded to fry it. The result was a burnt concoction.

Makuos: Lehsi... Tnks so much on d link u replied. I sent my details to day and dey replied me today for an interview on 12th september 2012. Pls kindly clearify me on deir remuneration? Is dere a basic salary dat is fixed dat is wether I was able to sell or not am sure of my salary or is it based on performance dat is only if I sell or is it both salary and commission Pls kindly clearify me as soon as possible! Thanks

i also hav an interview wit em on d 12th of sept. Gudluck 2 u

searay: I'll blame GEJ for this, because facebook, twitter,2go, nairaland etc should have been ban in Nigeria in the first place.

ok nw dis is d most stupid post on dis thread. Ban social networks? I guess u r a secret member of bokoharam.
Cy died cus of ha foolishness, u dnt i repeat dnt meet bois in seedy hotels, weda 2 discuss biz or hang out. And if u take in2 consideration dat she came all d way 4rm nas u wil realize she is a step away 4rm being an idiot make dat a dead idiot.

gezzyvinci: well she bleeds heavy during menses...so weneva am around n she is menstruating...I do often(2 times bath her) n up to 5/6 times wash her fanny with warm water n dettol weneva she is stained...dig ma fingers in to remove d bloodclots n ish...afta dt I get a passionate kiss n thank U baby...so romantic....

nw dis has got 2 b d most disgustin and thot pukin event i hav eva read. Correct mi if am wrng bt dis is ur gf nt ur wife yeah? Nw wen she breaks up and marries anoda guy, same u wil cum on NL and type crap +pathetic+

chosen04: There is no month that at least an average of 12 Dangote truck drivers dont die from accident........Do you think those deaths are NOT fetching someone mistery money?. . . .

Now it seems the money being fetched from those Aboki and the so called non-educated drivers' death is not big enough again.......

Thus, the desire to seek greater mistery money from blood of graduates.....

I will rather be jobless than apply for this job if that is only job in the world.....

How much was GEJ estimate of graduates worth again? (I mean the amount he paid the family of the graduates that were killed in post election violence). N5million abi?

Dangote will just double the money when his graduate truck drivers starts "quiping" the heavenly calls.......

ur stupidity and foolishness is unquantifiably. Crusly 4 sendin u 2 d uni ur papa wastd his moni. Take it or leave it u wil die a vry vry vry poor man idiat