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PoliticsRe: You Won't Believe This EFCC Tweet (screenshot) by Sleekydee(m): 10:02am On Nov 02, 2017
Mi dey find ous, APC wan buy ous for person wey no want am. es-kiss Mi sir, I want d ous, buy it in my name
FoodRe: OMG! Naairalanders Would You Eat This? by Sleekydee(m): 9:57am On Nov 02, 2017
fine food, no meat
PoliticsRe: Name Who Person That Can Lead Nigeria Successfully by Sleekydee(m): 9:37am On Nov 02, 2017
Jesus Christ.
PhonesRe: How To Add Yourself Back To A Whatsapp Group After Being Kicked Out By The Admin by Sleekydee(m): 7:54pm On Oct 30, 2017
sKeetz:
All these wahala because of whatsapp group?!? undecided
o sumi o. egba mi
CelebritiesRe: D'banj Rocks Backes & Strauss Diamond Timepiece Worth Over $200,000.00 (#76m) by Sleekydee(m): 7:38am On Oct 29, 2017
if u HV a sharp mind n good eyes, u will notice those two watches re different.
PoliticsRe: Please Help Me, My Wife Just Cheated On Me. by Sleekydee(m): 7:44am On Oct 27, 2017
op don't u HV d well-being of over 160m citizens to worry abt?
PoliticsRe: Please Help Me, My Wife Just Cheated On Me. by Sleekydee(m): 7:42am On Oct 27, 2017
MONITZ:
I don't believe this story a bit.which Nigerian policeman would buy a woman two jeeps?those tight-fisted morons who love bribe more than life itself..
u rili shud pay more attention to local/Nigerian news
PropertiesRe: I Need A Room Mate In Ajah by Sleekydee(m): 9:40pm On Oct 26, 2017
Talk2Bella:
lol thanks but I don't think we can be of help to each other if we are in similar situations, I don't currently have a place and I need one before Monday
yea true. u cud still try tho, u Neva kno
PropertiesRe: I Need A Room Mate In Ajah by Sleekydee(m):
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RomanceRe: Lady Shares Unclad Pic Of Man She Just Slept With & Asked His GF To Come Get Him by Sleekydee(m): 3:05pm On Oct 26, 2017
good 4 him, dude broke d bro-code, a guy shouldn't b butt naked on d bed prolly tweeting, while d chic is already fully clothed.
RomanceRe: Should I Leave This Relationship? by Sleekydee(m): 11:57am On Oct 26, 2017
jeeeez tell ur friend to calm d fcuuuk down. its just 8months
FamilyRe: Old things where they belong; in the past. by Sleekydee(m): 10:46pm On Oct 25, 2017
Xamie271:
yes. saying I regard my brother more than him.
now that's just some petty shit
FamilyRe: Old things where they belong; in the past. by Sleekydee(m): 9:13pm On Oct 25, 2017
he wanted u to use him? am lost, find me
PoliticsRe: Maina Got N22m Salary Arrears From FG – PDP Makes New Allegation by Sleekydee(m): 11:39am On Oct 24, 2017
PDP kindly stfu. ain't no freaking difference BTW y'all
RomanceRe: Any HIV Positive Lady On Here For A Serious Relationship? by Sleekydee(m): 10:09am On Oct 24, 2017
Coffin4Sale:
They would come online boasting how they drilled slay queens and how they are going to get more Pussies_ to their score cards.


They get HIV and come back cap in hand online through another moniker seeking for Mercy and advice form those who they intimidated with their pussy_drillling enjoyment.

OP I don't have a tiny dust of pity for you so get out of here and go carry your cross. You are even telling us about condoms and girl friends so to flunt more of your silly enjoyment to our faces.


As for others still trying so hard to get HIV pls keep it up. And as for those with HIV pls don't take your Drugs serious because they are just jokes meant to sap your pockets dry, then association of.......................may soon sell market.


AdviCe:- Any time you see Pussy_of diffrent kind of girls on display, Both Ugly and beautiful, Pls note Pussies_ are homes to over 100 Trillions of STDs, & HIV


Also Note Even the owners of Pussies_ are not even aware they host and walk about with death traps.

Whenever you see Stray or Domesticated Pussy_, RUN 4 your life.

Always take Pussy_ to a trusted Hospital for a checkup befor you insert your precious live Dick into it.

If you cant do so, then stay away from PUSSY_


all I see is sweet death Trap.


Bewarned!




From:

Gidan Muritala,
Alhaji Burrantashi,
hanyya Dury babanka
giginka. Ipunnegi.
Suit 22xyz Califonia.
01;11;2017



To:

The National Distributor,
HIV & AIDs,
247 Fucker_ paradise Road
SOWATO Branch.



Boy,

I am very happy fucking_myself as it gives me peace of mind and helps me retain clean blood flowing inside my body and maintain large bank account that your 20000 generations income put together can never get. So learn to Bleep yourdelf too and have peace of mind. HIV is not the end for you. Change your lifestyle

Mr. Hear the truth.
apparently u ain't doing a good job straffing urself, wit due well earned respect go fcuuuuk urself more.


p.s don't go cliché talkin bout bank acc n crap, stick to d script, no one is interested in ur personal financial vendetta
CelebritiesRe: Hushpuppi Gets Verified By Instagram by Sleekydee(m): 8:54am On Oct 24, 2017
billionaire? once we Africans see trail of spending, we re quick to label it billionaire. issokay
EducationRe: Courtists Fighting In Ekiti State University by Sleekydee(m): 8:22am On Oct 24, 2017
op is the future of ekiti, lol "one score dead"
RomanceRe: Any HIV Positive Lady On Here For A Serious Relationship? by Sleekydee(m):
Coffin4Sale:
They would come online boasting how they drilled slay queens and how they are going to get more hoes to their score cards.


They get HIV and come back online through another moniker seeking for Mercy and advice form those who they intimidated with their pussy_drillling enjoyment

OP I don't have a tiny dust of pity for you so get out of here and go carry your cross. You are even telling us about condoms and girl friend so to flunt more of your silly enjoyment to our faces?


As for others still trying hard to get HIV pls keep it up. And as for those with HIV pls dont take your Drugs serious because they are just jokes meant to sap your pockets dry, then association of.......................may soon sell market.


AdviCe:- Any time you see Pussy_of diffrent kind of girls on display, Both Ugly and beautiful, Pls note Pussies_ are homes to over so many STDs, & HIV


Also Note Even the owners of Pussies_ are not even aware they host and walk about with death trap.

Whenever you see Stray or Domesticated Pussy_, RUN 4 your life.

Always take Pussy_ to a trusted Hospital for a checkup befor you insert your precious life into it.

If you cant do so, they stay away from PUSSY_



all I see is sweet death Trap.


Bewarned!
with all due respect, go fcuuuk urself sir.
RomanceRe: All You Nairaland Boys Should Stop Sending Me Mails Pls, I Am Taken. by Sleekydee(m): 10:11pm On Oct 23, 2017
rawpadgin:
Single mum? Hmmm
What happened to the guy that get u pregnant?
he becomes a father. u mite wanna use "got" now
RomanceRe: Urgent Advice Needed by Sleekydee(m): 9:45pm On Oct 23, 2017
pop50:
Hey guys, am new here but my friend needs advice as regards a dicey issue..he is about to get married to a lady i believe he loves but the issue is, they are both working in different states, the guy is working in ondo state while the lady is working in lagos state, the previous decision was for the lady to resign after their wedding but she just got a very lucrative offer in one of d big law firms at lekki and right now its too good an offer to pass off yet she does not want a situation where she neglects her new home, kindly advice, how can they manage this situation..only reasonable advice please
they both live in Lekki nw. capish
RomanceRe: Physically Unattractive People Should Not Procreate by Sleekydee(m): 5:46pm On Oct 19, 2017
op not being sensible can also be qualified as genetic inferiority.
and trust Mi, u ain't mkin sense ryt nw
RomanceRe: My Girlfriend Smelled Of Condom Down There And I Broke Up With Her by Sleekydee(m): 5:38pm On Oct 19, 2017
wow, tell me more. beht wait? u smelt condom? on a 1-10 scale, how weird is dah
CrimeRe: Photos Of Kidnapper Evans In Court Today by Sleekydee(m): 5:32pm On Oct 19, 2017
wizod:
IF U ASK ME NA WHO I GO ASK?
omawunmi na
RomanceRe: E-money And My New Girl Friend Are The Secret Behind My New Found Cuteness by Sleekydee(m): 4:05pm On Oct 19, 2017
LifeofAirforce:
I don't have 18million Naira
an unexamined life is not worth living.
for expressing ur level?

RomanceRe: E-money And My New Girl Friend Are The Secret Behind My New Found Cuteness by Sleekydee(m): 4:05pm On Oct 19, 2017
this legendary much talked abt 18m, e no dey finish or increase? hian

RomanceRe: 4 Reasons Why Women With Big Butts Attract Most Men by Sleekydee(m): 3:49pm On Oct 19, 2017
end time post.
CrimeRe: Photos Of Kidnapper Evans In Court Today by Sleekydee(m): 3:47pm On Oct 19, 2017
Evans, y re u still breathing
PhonesRe: What Are The Craziest Wi-fi Names/passwords You've Ever Heard?? by Sleekydee(m): 8:09am On Oct 17, 2017
(free WiFi..lol)
RomanceRe: . by Sleekydee(m): 1:01am On Oct 15, 2017
Rayhandrinni:
Lol no no... Mr biggs
lol
BusinessRe: Zenith Bank, Total Nigeria, Healthplus Bag 2017 Nigeria Customer Service Award by Sleekydee(m): 1:00am On Oct 15, 2017
menacity:
. Will They Take Someone That Did Comp Sci. Helpdesk Persnl, Some With Customer Service Expernce N Business Analyst Ideas
yup
RomanceRe: Natural Aphrodisiac for all night sex: Ginseng Boabab Tree ? by Sleekydee(m): 9:00pm On Oct 14, 2017
come and see "endtime gift" oh

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