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Haba!!! That native attire looks 2 weak for lagbaja to b wearin jor, na tuketuke native b dat...lolzzzzz

U pple shud better leav her, I heard GEJ knows her G.spot, she go jst report una give presidency...including nairalanders..LMAOOOO

;DPlssss which of dis telecoms hs unlimited data plan 4 blackberry, I currently use MTN n learnt dey jst started a 350MB policy per month(I mean, WTF, dats jst 3movies if I decide 2 dwnload)....so as a result, I n ma gf re porting most likely 2 etisalat...twas fun while our relationship lasted@MTN....... ;DPlssss which of dis telecoms hs unlimited data plan 4 blackberry, I currently use MTN n learnt dey jst started a 350MB policy per month(I mean, WTF, dats jst 3movies if I decide 2 dwnload)....so as a result, I n ma gf re porting most likely 2 etisalat...twas fun while our relationship lasted@MTN.......

MTN is a FUUUUCK guys....dey now give jst 350MB for 1500 subscription on bbm, its so terrible dt a friend of mine is currently stranded cos dey said her data plan hs exhausted not expired, wen I called dier useless customer care, dey said she cn buy a mobile plan n stil av access 2 her bbm n all, d gurl bought 25mb for 400 naira, believe mi she didn't download anytin jst chattin n it ws used up in 2days.....if I had b power I will migrate d whole world off MTN, vry useless, am so off 2 etisalat after my current bis expires....its sad, wot shud I use 350MB for? Dats jst lik 3 movies n its will finish...SMH

Hahahaha, dnt mind d nonsense pple dey call demselves HAS(Health scheme alliance)....d day I got d txt n went it ws a total ws on my precious tym, I didn't even wait 4 dem 2 finish I walked out on dem...rubbish pple

We need drones....jst level erm up. Common, do a Obama on dem.

Am surprised Nairaland University wasn't listed, cos na d one wey una dey do 4 here daily pass institution own.hehehehe

See eh, d issue of PHCN in nigeria will not change...I eventually got fed up wen I changed location, I moved 2 Lekki 4rm Meiran estate, believe mi as I speak, I av bin here(lekki) for over a year, d lite situation is alarming and creepled....it absolutely makes no sense...2 make is worse all dis ma flamboyant neighbors dnt even GIV A HECk, dey run dier Mikano 24hrs, mi I no b oil worker, na manage I dey manage, I jst don't seem 2 understand y dis landlords cnt see 2 file a complaint....u nid 2 stay Here 2 understand our plight....Terrible

Firstly, nice article....Secondly, I bliv GEJ shud stand firm @ his word abt not granting amnesty 2 ghost, if dey want pardon like u said dey shud com out n seek 4 it, btw let's say dey get d amnesty, will FG put dem on monthly allocations? If Yes, dt totally ridiculous, cos u will b pay a group of bandits n killerz not 2 terrorize.......Only God cn save us.

AYAMATANGA tins...**i see you**

Dis 1 no b iPhone 6 by Apple, na iChone 6 by ampple made in China via Aba market onitsha....

I dnt c hw dis 1 will even affect mi, una no charge mi don even loose interest, nw una stat 2 charge na 2 burn my account na. I no kuku dey get chics 4d site self.LOL

Dude like wtf? U watchin 2 much hollywood or NaGeo channel...hehehehe

Kissing n smooching ur babe....yep it happened, a boi n a gurl totally 4got dey were in a cinema and dey almost ended up bcomin wt pple paid 2 see....

Pls send to omodeledongo@yahoo.com(Godbless u)

Heath Ledger as Joker. Dt guy ws a badass mordaf***kin sicko.....all batman's villain re alwasy off da hook sha.

There is no greater or better teacher dan our hrt, and God been so good he hs deposited a somtin called CONSCIENCE in us, no mata wot we do our conscience will always judge us, a normal pure minded person will def know kissing will or mite lead 2 sex(sin).."Now if u go 2 babalawo house n he tells u, I see say na grass u go die on top" if u are wise, u no go dey waka around anywhr u see lawn" wot am jst tryna say is, dnt tempt urself, beta safe dan sorry.....

Lobatan.

Admin or OP, dis is clearly a jagoon article....we nid 2 c d simple truth here which is, 2 an extent dis so called chairman call b called a leader in dis country n clearly he hs no clue of wot he is doin other dan hailing his Oga @ d top, pple like dis shudnt b in such positions abeg, we nid a change an intellect with self credibility.....so therefore, I beg 2 disagree wit u, n point out dt ur point is pointless, u shoulda consulted ur oga @ d top b4 writing dat...LOL!!!

Aside mouf.....its d fake ass padded misplaced hips dats d issue here...

Did any1 c dis....embarrassing. Ics

Whenever your bf/gf speaks n deir breath oozes, Jst say "Am bored let's go Brush our teeth"

Perfect way 2 send a message, United all d way...

Beesam: That is gd o bt my own na 10am o

E b like say na only 2 off us dey rite 4 28th oh...lolzzzz, nth dey, we gonna blast it.

[quote author=haryurmide]Mine will come up on 28th by 11am @ Unilag and it was my home address of Ilorin that i


Mine also is on d 28th, 11am unilag

Beesam, mine is also 28 of Feb in unilag....hw e wan b?