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How do you parade somebody based only on a report? I thought parade is for say, people caught in the act or something.

This is disgusting.

What of the man's report too?
I just tire for this country.

He was never in APC biko.

Why can't these ladies allow the man to land.

omopoly007:
Yes cos I only use to be a guest

I see.
Was curious as it makes the whole thing look suspicious.

omopoly007:
good day fellow nairalanders,
Pls am in a very tight situation now. Am a final year student in Moshood Abiola Polytechnic, I lost my part time job recently, which left me confused on how to pay for my final year tuition fee,.
I've tried every possible means, it's still not working out. I decided to swallow my pride and cry out here before my school portal closes.

Pls am not lying with this, God knows am seriously depressed now. The remaining tuition fee is 35k.
Pls good people of this forum help me and am also an orphan trying to make life better for myself.

This my number below
O8O.8352.5526

So you opened a Nairaland account just to post this first?

Guys he knows he should fix it but what AR his options here before fixing it.

Mtchew.

Erosion, not sinkhole abeg.

His manifesto is extensively and clearly stated. That's not the thrust of this post. You can easily find it if you are not as lazy as the troll there.

Bede Chukwuekezie just took a troll to the cleaners with his answer to the young man on post where he was criticizing special assistants to governor Ugwuanyi for not being intelligent enough to coordinate their lies.

He showed two comments from two different assistants contradicting the policy of the governor on Keke riders. One said the state has in places NGN6,000 per rider for permit while the other says there's no such levy but only 150 and 200 Naira daily.

Bede promised that his planned free education will ensure better education.

Chei

Hey gott.

So grownup like this go buy things arrange am for step and take pinshur?

Anyway sha, if it makes her happy wetin be my own?

My own na how come this kain thing come reach front? Who I go ask?

Mtchew

Una think say na Metuh be this abi Saraki?
Una for hear the 'Gbagam!'

Na sound of ban be that by the way.
Neeeeext.

frowland:
Kano's economy is the second largest after Lagos. It's not about branches, it's about volume of transactions in each of those bank branches. Most at times competition is the reason why banks explode here and there and not really about trade volume.
Kano have better micro economic indices but unfortunately majority of them are unbanked.

Where is your proof or do you think population is equal to economic strength?

Nonsense and ingredients.

They stole a picture from this site if a machine advertised for sale and didn't even bother to remove the oyibo man hand wey dey there. Then come add pictures of whatever it is on trucks going anywhere it is going.

The kind puffpuff dem use una head fry sef tire me.

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Some years back, after a Sunday morning mass in Abuja, a young and a good looking lady walked up to me. She was holding a fat brown envelope. She handed the envelope to me and said I should please pray for her.

I asked her about the content of the envelope and what particular intention will I be praying for?

She told me that she started working just a month ago and that she came to thank the Lord and to offer the first fruit of her work for God's blessings.

What was in the envelope was her salary for that month. Her first salary. The entire money! Everything!

In all honesty, I was speechless not for lack of words but for being unable to know where to begin. Inside me I was like: do people still entrust everything they have to God in a child-like simplicity like this? I was really moved.

In my heart, I said a prayer for her, that type of prayer that is deep down, it was as though it was the Holy Spirit Himself that was praying through me. I was feeling the answers to the prayers even before I finished praying.

Then she knelt down, I laid my hands upon her and blessed her and the money.

After prayers, I asked her to tell me how much was in the envelope. She said Eighty Thousand Naira.
Then I asked, "how much do you transport to your work daily?"
She said "approximately N1,000 naira to and fro Father."

That means for 27 working days, it will be N27,000.

Then I spoke up again, "Sorry o, I am asking you too many questions, how much do you feed daily when you go to work?"
She answered "It depends. If I want to eat so well, I spend 800 naira with drinks, but mainly I spend just N500, and sometimes I carry food from home."
So, I made the calculation in my head. Let say she spends 500 naira daily, 27 working days will be 13,500 naira.

I went ahead to enquire about her accommodation and I discovered that she stays alone in an apartment she just rented. We made the calculation by dividing the annual rent by 12 months and we discovered that if she was to pay rent monthly, it will be N12,500.

Her monthly electricity and water bill with other fees for house maintenance was N10,000. On phone calls and data, we approximated it to be N5000 monthly. Her monthly DSTV subscription was around N3,600 for DSTV family bouquet.

When you put all the expenses together and subtract it from the N80,000, she is left with N8,400 to buy food stuffs and other things in the house.

These are the expenses that she is sure to spend every month, we have not even talked about other things like make up, doing her hair, clothes, gifts to family and even savings.

This is a huge sacrifice, in my judgement. I intentionally asked her those questions so as to ascertain the depth of her sacrifice.

I brought out the envelope, bless it for the second time and gave it to her. I looked at her countenance and I know she was not too comfortable with my action. Then I took time to explain the Bible to her, that was when I discovered that so many people do not truly understand how God works.

When God ask us for first fruit or for tithe or for any sacrifice, it is not so that he will eat it. No! He has no need of our money. When he asked Abraham to sacrifice his only Son, it is not because he like seeing the blood of innocent children. When he ask Abel and Cain to make a sacrifice to him, it is not because he eats fruit or even drinks blood of rams. It is simply to test how committed we are, how willing are we to leave everything to him. Do we like Cain select offerings that we no longer desire and give to him or do we like Abel empty everything to him?

This lady that brought the first fruit began to understand for the first time. Right from when she put the money in the envelope to bring to God, God has already accepted her offering. The minister must not spend the money. It is just that most of us ministers are unfortunately greedy. And we use God's name to cover it up. We often see the part of scriptures that favour our stomach.

Theologically, when you give to God, he transforms that gift and give it back to you. The bread and wine people offer before mass is transformed to the body and blood of Christ and given back to the people to eat and drink.

The son Isaac that Abraham gave to God, is transformed to be a channel that will bring forth the fulfilment of God's promise and given back to Abraham.

The offerings of bread and fish people brought was prayed upon and given back to them to eat and have their filled.

The water they filled at the wedding in Cana is given back to them as wine.

The Ugwu Kelvin that my parent offered to God, is given back to them as a priest.

The money that the young lady brought to me as her first fruit is blessed and given back to her as pure gift from heaven.

And so on and so forth.

#FacebookTelevision

Source:
https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=10217321745974546&id=1199905702

UncleJJ:
INEC does not count votes cast on social media.

Please upload the json file.

Wetin u wan do with the json file then?�

kayzEkefre:
Elections are not won on social media

Yes.
Because Nigerian politicians keep rigging it on ground.

This Linkedin user said posted:

Bear with my seeming obsession with the Ekiti election. It is with the data and the possibilities more than it is the politics per se.

I just chanced on a Twitter poll by APC's (the party) verified account asking: "#EkitiDecides: Which party do you see winning this Saturday's Governorship Election in Ekiti state?"

See the result so far from 13k+ votes and compare it with the sentiment analysis I posted earlier. Can you see the margins?

The next challenge is folks actually coming out to vote, the voting being counted and the vote counting. 

I will try to catch and analyze more twitter streams on both and hopefully towards the end of this APC poll and compare it further. You may not have the traction personally to reach a considerable users to vote but you can always gather the view of the Twitterverse at large.

PS: This of course cannot be the definitive pictures of things on ground. Hardly any stats is. But very safe and serious insights plus informed decisions can be made from things like this in branding, business, politics, economics etc.

#dataanalysis #elections

https://www.linkedin.com/feed/update/urn:li:activity:6423159392698535936

Paperwhite:
"PREMIUM TIMES in their apology to Miyetti Allah last week which went viral, I did commented that they were unnecessarily in a hurry to conclude their investigation on the denial of Danladi Ciroma who granted me interview. I still insist that that so-called investigation by is so shallow and strange.

Again, the fact that Danladi Ciroma denied his comments and PREMIUM TIMES hurriedly apologized to Miyetti Allah does not mean Miyetti Allah is right and the media is wrong. Up till now, I still remain positive and confident that Danladi Ciroma is lying, the fact that I have no record of the interview does not also make Ciroma right in his claim.

Above all, I still insist I’m not wrong in this matter, I have no apology for Miyetti Allah or Danladi Ciroma."

Meanwhile Premium Times, Daily Trust, have been coerced to recant.The truth can't be suppressed.

You be mumu.

So without arrest you can't do investigation. On what grounds will they be arrested? With whose permission? For how long? Water enter your brain?

Nigeria is a sick joke.

emeijeh:
And to think that they used police colours for their tarpaulin........

Which kain yeye observation be that? The tarpaulin has explicit inscriptions on it that is not police. I just tire for some observations.

Which kain yeye list be this bikonu?
Hia.
And it made front page.
Mtcheww.

I've have a very bad experience with this UNICAF.
Guys proceed with caution.

I forfeited 200USD to them after their programme wouldn't be available in specified time and I opted out.

I got on because of the promise of a structured environment I can work and study along with. But after their models won't come online in planned time I knew it was not going to work so I asked to get out. They refused to offer me a dime in refund.

I held up my end of the bargain, paying as and when due. But the defaulted in their part and still seized my hard earned ego.

Ya diba.

So this Twitter user conducted an election on between Buhari and a Rhode Island red.


Guess who is leading by a landslide.

The Chicken!

Nigeria politics is hapless.

What if the container terminal just before Liverpool bridge in front of Tin Can 1st gate? Will it now be abandoned?

I thought they said it was PDP at the center holding APC in the state. Is it not APC at both levels now? Why can't Nigeria work for once? Now they will go and start demolishing some people's future.

Tufiakwa!

Biko what is Oby leading?

You would think that the release of the Dapchi Girls would call for celebration and very positive sentiments.

However, take a look at two Twitter Sentiments sample I ran today on Python with textblob API of sorts, called AYLIEN, plus tweepy and matplotlib of course.


For every positive sentiment there three negative ones.

The gray area would represent news pieces and folks trying to use Dapchi to get to get slip into the trends.

Nairalander01:
Because there is no job

Should be no 1 on the list biko.

I've come to take things said by these "wise" Nigerians as suspect.

So this Kpokorogi guy didn't see any need to speak when people were massacred in Benue and the rest. However now that it has happened in the Muslim north, which fits the narrative he wants to drop, he decides to give us thinking abi talking points.

This is problem with the North: being northern only.