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Xenry:
My friend told me yesterday that his gf would usually start laughing whenever she wants to cum during action. I don't understand how that can be possible, but he was serious AF.
He asked her why she always laugh during intercourse, and she told him that it's because he's too sweet in bed.
He has been scared all these while. Though it's serious and sad, but it's still funny shaaa. If you see the way he was describing the laughing ehh.
Yesterday night was really funny, . His girl was a hard-to-get one and also a sex psycho, but her laughing still remains a mystery!
Mods, please no front page, leave this matter here abeg.

paul100:
Yes,she's just a kid but she is acting like one big girl.There is a day,I was talking to my brother about one guy and my sister said"that fresh boy" and i was like "shut up your mouth ,what do you know?" My mum want her to go to boarding school but I have made her change her mind.

frozen70:
Because of mother's live for their children, biological, it's difficult for them to see the wrong in thir children and still accept it from the public view

If you want to tell a mother about her spoilt child, do that in private but I'd you do it in the public she will react

When you do that in private you have clip her wings to react any how

CalliDora1:
It is called "see finish".

Maybe they know you too for an unruly behavior so they don't consider you the right person to judge someone else's character. Hence their preference for a neutral jury.

vickydankal:
It is mothers who failed in raising their children always do this,

gaius01:
How can you love someone without feelings.

Thermodynamics:
I'm going to give you a simple advice, what you have to do now, is to sit-up and sturdy hard so you can graduate with your set, just graduate and come out first, don't kill yourself over your CGPA.

The reason for the above advice is that, in getting a job, your experience (what you can do) gives you an 80% edge while your certificate gives you just a 20% edge. Experience matters a lot in securing a job, that's while you'll find some highly skilled illiterates securing Jobs here and there, I know a man who had 3 employment during this lockdown, they were all paying him salary pending while the lockdown will be over, he get jobs here and there, most times when he comes back from offshore, people start calling him from LinkedIn for various freelancing jobs.

He is a skilled electrical/electronics engineer.

At the end of the day what really matters to your employer is what you can do.

However with all being said, without God you can't archive anything, so always put His first while working on your dreams.

vastolord4:
No wonder you never get hit since..

Factfinder1:
RUBBISH and vibes...

olawalepopoola:

ASUU have always claimed to work in the interest of Nigerian students in public universities while their counterparts in private Universities are running their program smoothly without any hitches. While many freshmen in public Universities are still waiting to writing their first semester examination, many of their friends in private varsities are almost in the middle of the first semester in their second session. Whether we like it or not the discriminations between private and public universities are gradually fading by the day. Private universities graduate are employed in both the public and private sectors of our economy. They get international scholarship and grants too. So what is the big deal about the public universities? Why do ASUU drag the students progress so much?
I have contemplated so much on this ASUU strike and I have concluded that even in the next 20 years ASUU can never change its tactics of engaging the government over issues no matter how Nigeria try to please them. I have concluded that all my children will attend private schools from primary to university level and even for postgraduate studies for those who wish to pursue it in Nigeria (for any of them who wish to go for it). If possible I will find international scholarships for their undergraduate and postgraduate studies around the world.
I can't allow ASUU destroy the destiny of my kids all in the name of fighting for them. May God bless my hustlings to do this. Amen.

Karleb:
The movie was deliberately made to be controversial to make money.

Mission was accomplished and I was entertained.

If you wish to blame anyone, it should be the director.

BitterTruth247:
Until he join the protest.. He is also guilty of same crime as Burna and the other Twitter protesters

MrCork:
..sweery I dint come hear to sell ground nut & I dint ask u for story gaddemmit....can u nicely quickly send yo full size naaaaked to me directly so I can loookit so u can win the audition...please hurry I beg & no storys

DenreleDave:
And who told u dt I am a lady

Curious345:
It's with a heavy heart I write you this story.
I am about to get married ,but the lady is not a virgin.

What do I do please ? Do i call off the wedding ?

Marrying a virgin is biblical and quarannical.
It's always been my dream. I thought I would be lucky in this dark world .
But alas I fell into that same web of distortion which I feared the most .

How can I marry a woman whose punna has been used to play PIANO by men of different shades?
Will God in heaven forgive me?

I always had this belief that if I marry a lady who is not a virgin, i am dishonoring my creator.

So what to do ?

If I call off this wedding at the last minute (I am seriously considering it ) can I still find a virgin lady to marry before December?

House ,I need your word on this imbroglio

DenreleDave:
She might be a repented Hoe..

She might be a how who no longer need hoeing again and ready to settle down..

She may still be an active Hoe

One man's hoe is another man wife

So far you no meet her virgin, u definitely gonna marry a Hoe...

Guy no vex, if you no be virgin too, we are all whores

Zzor how far na
Virginprincess are you truly what ur username implies?

Fati how far na
Denique, ahhhhhhh mama di mama

theenchanter:
i think i'll heed to ur advice. I'll prepare for tomorrow, what about u? But as oga op no specify lapse time nko? Las las, God no go shame us.

theenchanter:
oya, no vex. Shebi na play i dey play and u don dey think about enemies..... Talking of enemies, e be like say one don bid 38k o. Which kain wahala be this?

theenchanter:
but u already own an android phone, yes? And u want me to manage itel torchlight, ehn. Diaris God o.

theenchanter:
i swear, i'm not seeing ur memes properly, i recently lost my android phone n i'm browsing with a small torchlight itel phone. Hence i need to get this phone. E pain me say i no laugh myself out for ur memes.

Nightstalker:
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Omo jati jati

theenchanter:
make i leave u small. Las las, we go bid pass its market price..... I will make a bid when u sleep away.