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ModestGal:
I'm going to update later, I'm washing my hair please

Hi!

What's your best tip for getting rid of dandruff and getting less coarse hair?

Phellyx001:
My ox fan doesn't last more Dan 7 and Half hours on lowest speed after fully charged and its less Dan a month old. Does it mean my battery is bad or the ox fan is fake. Coz urs last up to 8hours on medium speed. Its 15hours DAT was written on the carton for lowest speed, and 9hours for medium. I really need to know if I should go and complain to the seller.

Hi, are you sure you do get it charged for as long as possible? Because I've noticed that even when the fan goes on the green mode when charging doesn't mean it has fully charged.....The more I charge even when on the green mode the longer it lasts... So when it is only on the green mode and I unplug it, it doesn't last for so so long..

Litigant:
October wedding, the bride created bridesmaid WhatsApp group since early August o, for us to choose style and all. She added the tailor too. The tailor was sending some complicated Beyonce styles , we all said noooo, please make a simple style, we sent simple and finer styles, this tailor refused, said the one she chose is what she will make . We should not worry, it will be fine... Sent tons and tons of measurements for us to do and send to her.

A day before wedding, we all went there early on friday, so that we can check out the dress and incase if there is any adjustments to do. We call tailor Taya, she didn't pick, waited for the tailor o in our hotel room, the bride called and called...for where She didn't pick, since morning

She came around 10pm. Rushed it with 2hefty bags...

So sorry I've been busy but the dresses are ready now, please if I call your name come for your dress.
Omo this woman remove dress and it was nothing close to the picture she sent, oversize, ugly, she hasn't even fixed the hands, just the body. She just made a gown with ugly flair without hand, same size for everyone, biiig

We all looked at ourselves in disbelief, wetin be this?
Don't worry the hand won't take long to fix, please everyone come and wear and let's see the adjustment to make . It's just to adjust and put the hand, it won't take long. She came alone o, no apprentice or someone to help her.


We all know say we don enter one chance, for God's sake the wedding is in few hours, and our dresses isn't ready yet? Since August?

Okay now lemme burst your bubble, she told the chief bridesmaid she would bring her dress in the morning for her, guess what? She never even cut am God is my witness I'm not making this up

Okay start the adjustment and fixing of hand, let's use the whole night to fix this..she said she will come first thing the next morning, that she need to rush home. Hmmmm gave us all the nonsense assurance.


We started calling this woman from 5am in the morning, the makeup artist came, did everyone makeup, no cloth to wear, chief bridesmaid don't even have any hope atall, nothing,
6am, 7am, 8am almost 9 before she rushed over, sweating, service starts 10:30.
The bride was ready, dressed and all, nobody to follow her, not one single soul, we were all tying wrapper, she started crying, deep tears, cursing the woman, she was hoping that atleast one person gown among us will be ready, so the person can follow her to church to help adjust her gown, veil and help with all the general help bestlady do give... no one was ready o.. makeup ready but nothing to wear. Omo this bride was saaaaaaadddd, we had to drag her out of the room before pesin go faint.
the bride's people were downstairs, waiting for her to come down because service go soon start.... iyawo where are you, we are late ooo come ooo

The tailor didn't even touch our dress, she brought out the chief bridesmaid material and was cutting and recutting

Omo this Tori long ooo

This is the height of it all. I'm having headache on behalf of the bride.

I like how the discussion on this thread is more about the accent than the wardrobe.

For me, I find Northern Nigeria accent very sexy. I heard an Hausa Human Rights activists speaking on twitter yesterday, and the accent... Oh the accent was lovely.

I've got coarse hair that's difficult to comb unless I thread it.

Kindly share softening tips.

My natural hair is so coarse and combing it is so painful for me.

Please help me with tips to get it soft.

Thanks.

seemegold:
This scam is to cheap for any sensible Nigerian to fall for, after all the Mmm stuff.it only the greedy that will always fall for this cheap scam, pls let be carful not all that glitters are gold.

Yes o, it all boils down to greed.

I can't just imagine parting with my money like that. I believe if any one even falls for this it should be the uneducated people.

The thing is even if my friend was paid and she wanted to introduce it to me, I still would never invest.

Last for now

Oh and I forgot to add that my friend can no longer login to her Facebook account since she sent the details.

They've most likely hacked it and will start the cycle again with her Facebook friends.

More of our chats

So my friend contacted me yesterday evening that her friend on Facebook posted testimony about getting paid by all these people that triple morning. Like pay 10k and get 30k...

She had contacted the individual and sent the money before telling me. Immediately I raised the alarm that it most likely is a scam. But she said her Facebook friend that referred her is a personal person that can't aid scams.

There were just red flags everywhere coupled with the fact that the 'investment company' said the returns will be gotten in 3 hours. Like seriously? Odidi graduate falling for that?! I don't understand. The babe just fall my hand.

Long story cut short, 3 hours has knack for over 16 hours now and she can't contact 'investment company' again o. She put in 15k, and it has vanished o. She called the trusted friend that referred her and he said his Facebook account has been hacked that he can't login and never posted such.

What's painful to me is that it is part of the money she has been contributing for gaining freedom from her fashion designer boss. She wanted to fast track the whole process. Now she's back to square 3.

So I got the 'investment company's' phone number and started chatting them up in the guise of investing. See out chat below. Even if I can't get him arrested, I will so disturb him.

See all the red flags in the chats. See the psychological tactics he is using to lure people

- Being fast to quote the bible
- 3 hours turn around
- Using 'dear' unnecessarily
- Claiming to be a mother with 2 kids


- Floyd Mayweather in collaboration with western union kill him there.... Chai!


The funny thing is he was just copying and pasting the same response he used with my friend. Everything automated. No time... Hehe

Christmas Giveaway Thread No 3 and still counting

StacyO:
Maybe it is stress
What kind of quack doc. is that?

Maybe it is.

I've tried sleeping earlier and cutting down on my work load, but it is still there.

Thanks for your input.

meobizy:
Have you checked your blood pressure? Start from there. Incorporate daily (I did not say five times a week, I said every day.) exercise into your lifestyle and pray it is not a blockage in any of your arteries.

I haven't checked it of recent. I would give it a try again.

I tried exercising sometimes last year. After the first 3 days, I had to stop. The body pains no be for here.

uboma:
You need to go in for an ECG (electrocardiogram) test.

I did this with the other hospital I went to.

And the doctor said nothing was wrong.

Maybe I'd try another hospital then.

Thanks.

So I've been getting these pulses at random places in my body for almost 2 years.

It is just like the way the heart beats, but at a faster and stronger intensity. They do last an average of 2 to 5 seconds.

It started from my chest (I think) just close to my heart beat spot, then I started feeling it in my arm, hand, leg, butt, head, thighs.

It doesn't happen everyday, maybe once in a week or 2 weeks.

When it first started it was soft and almost like it wasn't there, but I could feel it.

Now they've become bolder, and I don't just feel it but can see it move with a stronger intensity.

I've seen a doctor and he didn't really say much. He just said maybe it is stress.

Has anyone experienced something like this? Should I be worried or something?

Thanks.

Why don't I believe this super story

Why don't you call him popsy or pops..That daddy sounds some how for your age sha..

Cossybob:
She said taking Mango fruits immediately after taking garri is poisonous...

I don't want to try that sh*t even when I know it's not true

Haha.... My grandma gave me this fabuu when I was young . I don't know why I still haven't dared it when older sha.

When I was about 6 my mum told me and my bro that the doctor said we shouldn't eat noodles. I drank that hook, line and slinker o.

I didn't know it was just money-saving strategy to get us to continue eating eba and drinking garri.

Choi!

And you know how much little kids love noodles na. That was even the period when there was this old indomie advert where a man was eating noodles from this large bill board.

Na to just sit in front of the TV and be swallowing spit.

Children Ehn!

A thread has already been opened for this.

And I'm sure you are aware.

Did y'all above me even read the part where the girl was sexually molested as a kid?

Obviously she's got some psychological disorder of sorts from that.

cao:
And I work in the gaming/tech industry, baby. I know what I'm saying.

Don't mind that person speaking authoritatively about what he knows nothing about. So because you're a medical practioner, you can speak for the time put in by other professionals?

Ordinary freelance writing can make me forget about food.... Not to talk of those into gaming/programming.


At least they even get shifts at times. Please who do people like me want to shift their workload to?

I'm surprised that in this age someone can still think freelancing or tech jobs is beans. I know programmers that only leave their screens to eat and shit.... That's all.... Don't compare kill him there.

oluplus:
I am willing to add additional 100k, making N165K.

Deal or no deal?

If I were you, I'd buy it fast and resell to this lady to make a clean 335k profit.

AwkaetitiBabe:
Pls lemme get it for 500k! That's the central table Queen Elizabeth sipped tea from d last time she visited Nigeria.

Deals like these are scarce o.

There are times I need to focus while still having data on. But Whatsapp messages are always so distracting, and I don't want to block people.

How can I stop messages temporarily even with data on.

I mean is there something to do that would make it seem like I'm offline while messages are sent but not delivered until I decide to turn it on (while my data is actually on)?

Thanks in anticipation.

Reach out to relatives and religious organizations.




But I hope this isn't another format sha?

Jewessgratitude:
Lol���....me I never travel before ooo.. So na wetin he tell me I download give una so...

I don't think it's a lie. A friend that travelled earlier this year also said so.... He had to go buy a clipper and cut in the bathroom himself.

Brainiac12:
Ok ma I received criticism on the artwork below saying it promotes depression and they said I'm a sadist I need a buyer

Did you really do this?

Cos I've been saying that graphic around for a while o.

Please is that line on her stomach cause of the pregnancy?

falcon01:
Messi: Dribbles.
Ref: gave him yellow card.
Messi:

Haha.... Surprised Pikachu face

Bitterleafsoup:
The Mangbetu people had a distinctive look and this was partly due to their elongated heads. At birth the heads of babies’ were tightly wrapped with cloth in order to give their heads the elongated look. The custom of skull elongation called by the natives Lipombo, was a status symbol among the Mangbetu ruling classes, it denoted majesty, beauty, power and higher intelligence. Deformation usually begins just a month after birth for the next couple of years until the desired shape has been reached or the child rejects the apparatus

This one na correct gorimakpa wey dey give some people depression o.

Bluezy13:
"Fifteen men on the dead man’s chest
Yo-ho-ho, and a bottle of rum!
Drink and the devil had done for the rest
Yo-ho-ho, and a bottle of rum!"

By Robert Louis Stephens
"Treasure Island"
Junior Secondary Schools III

Haha.. You're making want to read this book again.

Can you imagine the half-wit Ben Gunn being the hero of the story. Yet, the idiot was given a thousand pounds as his share and still went back to begging on the twentieth day

"Dead men don't bite" is one of my favorite quotes.

tsephanyah:

What if we told you that The Alphabet Company created the Maps to alter Google's search algorithm so that when people looked up some Direction,' information about location—and not about Disney being cryogenically frozen—would come up?

Screen Rant notes that cigarettes used to be cropped out of Walt Disney's hands in an attempt to keep up with their family-friendly branding, so while creating a hit movie to mess with an internet algorithm sounds nutty, it kind of also makes sense.

And if it was intentional, the team over at The Alphabet and Walt Disney Company are geniuses.

I don't understand this.

But my interest is piqued. Can you break it down to my understanding?

Sweetchilli:
When it is fully charged, the charging light on the right turns green. Yes you can use it while charging. It draws power from electricity and not the battery if you use it while charging.

Thanks!