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Politics › Re: Man Regretted Donating 2000 To Buhari In 2015 & He Immediately Got Refunded by Slickest(m): 7:50am On Sep 04, 2018

Simbrixton:
The guy regretting is an indication people have woken up

The guy regretting means he is confused and ignorant

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Politics › Re: Man Regretted Donating 2000 To Buhari In 2015 & He Immediately Got Refunded by Slickest(m): 7:49am On Sep 04, 2018

blank:
I regret the 20k I contributed. 20k pere. Please ask for my account details.

Sorry it doesnt happen on nairaland, na talkatives full here

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Romance › Re: 6 Hidden Signs She Likes You But She’s Shy by Slickest(m): 11:41pm On Aug 31, 2018

Shortyy:
Bullshît.
All these ones na secondary school play.

If I like you, I'll shoot my shot straight up. No time for hide and seek.

Sadly, men these days are too proud. So even if I like person, I jejely keep my like to myself. Ain't got time.

Ur funny, first u said u'll shoot but due to men's pride u'll kip ur like eventually going back to the initial discussion.... exhibiting the signs ..

Phones › Re: I Can't Sub To Airtel Night Plan Again.. Help! by Slickest(m): 12:39am On Aug 27, 2018

officialfestus:
no be small thing...I hail oh

Abeg aw many gb dem dey giv for d plan nd how much is it

Phones › Re: I Can't Sub To Airtel Night Plan Again.. Help! by Slickest(m): 12:25am On Aug 27, 2018

officialfestus:
u re wlcm

Funny people... ena just chat put for here... it was funny though

Celebrities › Re: Tiwa Savage: “It's A Sin To Be A Woman In Africa, I Feel Like Giving Up” by Slickest(m): 12:09am On Aug 27, 2018

Houseofglam7:
Take a chill pill miss!
We dealing with way more and we ain't suicidal!

Being a woman.....yada yada yada
Oh please...

She no wise

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Crime › Re: Two Nigerian Housemaids Killed By Their Bosses In Saudi Arabia. Photos by Slickest(m): 11:57pm On Aug 26, 2018

stanluiz:
e pain am conehead from the brown roof ritualistic region

U dunno where am from, but i know u are dumb...

Crime › Re: Two Nigerian Housemaids Killed By Their Bosses In Saudi Arabia. Photos by Slickest(m): 11:52pm On Aug 26, 2018

Bidobado:
I was born and raised in Kaduna, and I can tell you for a fact that the most abusive and bigoted tribe in kaduna is the igbo.
They don't get along with anyone and see themselves as superior even though your trade is dependent on other tribes seeing that no other tribes has spread over Nigeria as the igbos have.
I can guarantee that you people will suffer big time if this zoo descends into another civil war.. Remember that your people are spread across Nigeria, think about your families and their businesses.

They are too dumb to understand, they think school is for learning how to sell spare parts nd bend down select

Crime › Re: Two Nigerian Housemaids Killed By Their Bosses In Saudi Arabia. Photos by Slickest(m): 11:50pm On Aug 26, 2018

stanluiz:
The title of this thread is : Two yoruba/afonja girls killed in Saudi Arabia for proustition. Thanks to the Saudi boss those coneheads from brown roof waste region of the country are disgracing our nijeria

Oga go an sleep jo, its too late to start spillin hw dumb u are

Crime › Re: Two Nigerian Housemaids Killed By Their Bosses In Saudi Arabia. Photos by Slickest(m): 11:48pm On Aug 26, 2018

SolutionMee:
The Boss did the right thing by teaching them the lesson of their life

Why will two young girls sleep and focus in the same direction

At their age, I never thought of travelling out of Nigeria

I didn't even think of making money

I only focused on my studies and how to become somebody in life

And today, I'm finally in the Western world

US to be precise

Whenever they have the opportunity to live as a human on this planet

Never again will they travel to overseas at a tender age

Kudos to their boss once again

Though the killing wasn't intentional but she still did the right thing after all

U travellin to d us makes u better right? U dumb fuccktad, am sure ur just a $3 whoree....biatch

Crime › Re: Two Nigerian Housemaids Killed By Their Bosses In Saudi Arabia. Photos by Slickest(m): 11:44pm On Aug 26, 2018

SolutionMee:
The Boss did the right thing by teaching them the lesson of their life

Why will two young girls sleep and focus in the same direction

At their age, I never thought of travelling out of Nigeria

I didn't even think of making money

I only focused on my studies and how to become somebody in life

And today, I'm finally in the Western world

US to be precise

Whenever they have the opportunity to live as a human on this planet

Never again will they travel to overseas at a tender age

Kudos to their boss once again

Though the killing wasn't intentional but she still did the right thing after all

Ur one messed fool, modafuckin refugee piece of shiiiit

Crime › Re: Two Nigerian Housemaids Killed By Their Bosses In Saudi Arabia. Photos by Slickest(m): 11:42pm On Aug 26, 2018

SolutionMee:
The Boss did the right thing by teaching them the lesson of their life

Why will two young girls sleep and focus in the same direction

At their age, I never thought of travelling out of Nigeria

I didn't even think of making money

I only focused on my studies and how to become somebody in life

And today, I'm finally in the Western world

US to be precise

Whenever they have the opportunity to live as a human on this planet

Never again will they travel to overseas at a tender age

Kudos to their boss once again

Though the killing wasn't intentional but she still did the right thing after all

Ur ill, western weed in ur diluted blood

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Celebrities › Re: Shatta Wale Leaks His Sex Video Of A Slay Queen Sucking Him by Slickest(m): 11:59am On Jun 21, 2018

Some girls sre dump... cal me old fashioned buh i still see bjs as an act of slavery... undecided

Romance › Re: Victoria Kimani: I Have Not Had Sex Since 2017, Now I Feel Like A Virgin by Slickest(m): 11:48am On Jun 21, 2018

So what, avnt had sex sinz 2014, its nothin abeg

Crime › Re: Missing OOU Student 'Oh Dollar' And Girlfriend Found Dead by Slickest(m): 1:38am On Jun 20, 2018

Nairalanders no get chill again oo, i almost forget this is a tragedy... grin

Sha al dis boys nd girls need to learn that fast life brings fast death, people dat work hard for their money ain stupid, karma no get joy.

Crime › Re: Five Christians To Die By Hanging For Killing Fulani Herdsman by Slickest(m): 9:37pm On Jun 17, 2018

LordIsaac:
Christians don't kill. Say people...

Ur wisdom is one of a kind, God bless u in abundance

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Crime › Re: Farmers & Fulani Herdsmen Clash In Bassa Kogi, Many Killed (Graphic Photos!!) by Slickest(m): 1:56pm On Mar 19, 2018

flowbjones:
Can Nigeria know peace?

only peaceful people kno peace
Only God fearing ppl kno peace
Only ppl with a heart kno peace
Only ppl wit feelings kno peace
Only ppl dat dont discriminate kno peace
Nigeria can not kno peace

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Foreign Affairs › Re: Bombs Hit Syria's Ghouta. Many Dead (Graphics Photos) by Slickest(m): 8:40pm On Mar 03, 2018

zionmde:
Bla bla bla
My God is alive
just keep watching, soon all ur mosques will be deserted for the fear of bombs. U sow wickedness u reap wickedness!!!!!
as for knowing shit u can come out with ur highest educational qualification probably an NCE degree from Shehu shagari COE sokoto and I will disgrace u here.

U see, u dont kno sshit... shallow mind, shallow thinking...

Foreign Affairs › Re: Bombs Hit Syria's Ghouta. Many Dead (Graphics Photos) by Slickest(m): 3:52pm On Mar 03, 2018

zionmde:
bla bla bla
all u re talking is rubbish. I have stayed in the north long enough to know how religiously heartless most of them are. All u need to be a dead man is to be accused of defaming or blaspheming the prophet, not only will u die, others in that vicinity who are not Muslims will not be spared.
I am older than u all round, experience wise and the rest
find another person and lie to, not me that have seen cruelty of human beings all in the Name of religion
boko haram is just the beginning, by the time u guys are done reaping the fruits of wickedness then ur next generation will learn how to allow ur so called god fight his fight

How come they didnt kill you? Ur old agreed, that doesnt mean u ar wise, ur miopic view keeps u in d dark... u dunno shit, ur just a minority whose contribution is useless, enjoy ur oldage

Foreign Affairs › Re: Bombs Hit Syria's Ghouta. Many Dead (Graphics Photos) by Slickest(m): 3:48pm On Mar 03, 2018

Deprofessional:
Islam is the worst religion ever.

No normal human being accept it and remains normal thereafter.

Every potential terrorist find Islam appealing.

What a curse Islam is to the world.

Twaaaaaaa

Oga shut up and reason like you went to school, old foool

Crime › Re: Driver Killed And Burnt To Ashes By Cultists In Akwa Ibom. Graphic Photos by Slickest(m): 3:39pm On Mar 03, 2018

Temptee101:
He is definitely a cultist. Well, he died in active service, he should await his gratuity and pension in hell. One down, many to go.

Shun cultism!

Please now, please always read, dont just come nd drop comments like you are d wisest, now it turned out that ur ignorance and sttupidity has shown why u failed severally in school...

Crime › Re: Driver Killed And Burnt To Ashes By Cultists In Akwa Ibom. Graphic Photos by Slickest(m): 3:35pm On Mar 03, 2018

lordtim001:
Was he burnt to ashes?
Ashes na dust na

He wasn't burnt up to that extent
But he is looking like roasted bushmeat sha
What a painful death!
If I want to die, God, just let me lose my virginity to Juliet Ibrahim or Precious Mimy first

U kno not all situations warrants humor

Health › Re: Baby With 4 Hands And 3 Legs Born In Zaria, Kaduna (Photos) by Slickest(m): 3:28pm On Mar 03, 2018

Godwin978:
this the sign that northers are cursed, their sin is too much

Ode
U cant even spell northerners correctly, so ur now a sin detector that analyses ppls sins... some nigerians are just so demented, with d level of world wide advancement oo u stil chose to b primitive and sttupid

Health › Re: Baby With 4 Hands And 3 Legs Born In Zaria, Kaduna (Photos) by Slickest(m): 3:24pm On Mar 03, 2018

Referendum50:
Because they ffuck cows and worship the east moon

Deformity comes in different forms, take d baby for example her deformity is on d ouside but ppl like u suffer from internal deformity, ur brain is obviously deformed. Demented female, nd am sure ur claiming to be a gradute oo, see leaders odof tomoro.... shame!!!

Health › Re: Baby With 4 Hands And 3 Legs Born In Zaria, Kaduna (Photos) by Slickest(m): 3:16pm On Mar 03, 2018

Willybos:
That's serious. Thank God for the life of Christian's of yesterday, today and forever more.. All the bad fins ov dis world are from the other religion....Am really sure i do'nt called somebody name, before all the bad egg's in Nairaland will quote me wrongly!!

Ur wisdom has been served at a serve-ur-self party on a saturday. Ur so primitive and little in ur thoughts... now ur judging her situation on her religion? Guy ur a shame to christainity, i wonder how often u read ur bible, ye of no sense...

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Crime › Re: Man Kills His Father, Stabs His Mother In Anambra State (Graphic Photos) by Slickest(m): 3:08pm On Mar 03, 2018

shallysgirl:
Is ipob your food or God that you can't live without mentioning it. Epele to you.
Now to the topic, are people not bombing their relatives in the north?
I lived in the south west state at a time, and I saw old men and women begging for money, old people made to pay hospital bills and they came to the clinic with their sons.
Some days ago we read about a young yoruba man who killed his nephew for rituals.
I have also read stories of yoruba who killed their parents like the boy from redeemer university who killed his father some time ago.
One thing is sure, you are a servant of Islam and the caliphate from the sw who feel vile against a particular region /people will please his masters.
Tufiakwa slavery.
Yorubapigs everywhere.

Went through your profile and i see how ethnical u are, ppl like u cannot lead, u spot differences in ppl from their religion nd tribe, what will u teach ur kids? Kno dis today, u are what u are not because u chose to but because God nd situations made it so... change ur messed up orientation

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Crime › Re: Man Kills His Father, Stabs His Mother In Anambra State (Graphic Photos) by Slickest(m): 2:56pm On Mar 03, 2018

shallysgirl:
Is ipob your food or God that you can't live without mentioning it. Epele to you.
Now to the topic, are people not bombing their relatives in the north?
I lived in the south west state at a time, and I saw old men and women begging for money, old people made to pay hospital bills and they came to the clinic with their sons.
Some days ago we read about a young yoruba man who killed his nephew for rituals.
I have also read stories of yoruba who killed their parents like the boy from redeemer university who killed his father some time ago.
One thing is sure, you are a servant of Islam and the caliphate from the sw who feel vile against a particular region /people will please his masters.
Tufiakwa slavery.
Yorubapigs everywhere.

Are u ok?
Someone just killed his father and ur there justifying it... ppl lyk u keep giving the yorubas more reasons to embarass you ibos.

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Literature › Re: UNBURIED by Slickest(op): 3:36pm On Mar 02, 2018

Episode 2: (OTHER WALLS)

The old Chevrolet galloped on the stone filled road, shaking us in response to potholes the driver tried avoiding, the crashing noise from the rotating tyres mixed with the icky fireworks from the engine made us conspicuous to what ever was out there.
The excitement i felt just before we embarked on the journey was short lived, fear had covered me up even better than the clothes i had on. The sight of the empty streets and lifeless bodies littering the ground like paper suppressed my burning agitation, the huge blood spatter on the walls of buildings were horrifying, crows and vultures petched on corpses as we could almost hear their strong beaks tear out the rotten meat of their meal.

My heart raced accompanied with sweat all around my neck, "...what happened here?..." i murmured, it was a thought i couldnt help but amplify with my voice, "...welcome to the real world son..." my father responded with a whisper, "hope you haven't forgotten your training and briefing?" he continued, i stayed mute and allowed my self be taken on a ride by my wild imagination. I panned round to see if i could see or hear a breath of life but ruins, odour and flies was the only reality that beckons

The truck came to an abrupt halt with dad giving orders to his other colleagues, i alighted from the vehicle immediately after my dad, i joined the others as they converged around my dad to take their final orders, there were just four new recruits including me on this mission accompanied by four soldiers including my dad and four old collectors. We were to pair in to four groups with a group made up of a soldier, a collector and a new recruit, i was in my father's group which was clear enough that he wanted the best protection for his son. The decision heaved eyebrows but nothing could be done than to obey the commander's order. The soldiers got their guns ready and nodded to father's bespeak, "get behind me..." father said with his confident voice. ..."this use to be ikeja, where hundreds of thousands of people roam for survival, i worked here as a civil servant... we are headed to shoprite to see what we can scavenge... son, you have to be quick, they are attracted to sound and two times faster than a human, please stay close..." my dad spoke as we matched towards a huge building holding just the letter S and P, i wondered what took out the rest of the letters.

My long awaited nightmare has just turned the knob of reality, i could hear very deep groans coming from a distance but from different directions. I once saw a video on a device they called a phone, it was a lion groaning as it fed on a dead antelope, that was the exact groan i heard in the ruins they claimed used to be a shopping mall. The groaning was deep and fierce, it echoed all around the vicinity we were hiding. My heart raced synchronously with my shaking hands, my father placed his index finger on his lips passing the "keep it quiet" message as sweat dripped all over him like he just took a bath. Father is scared, the whole crew is frightened, confusion rained in silence, and it dawned on me that we are in trouble...

We hid behind a wrecked vehicle in between another car which concealed us, "get under the cars..." my father whispered to the others, i did that quickly without waiting for any lead, father slowly crawled beside me under the vehicle breathing heavily, one of the recruits crawled slowly under the vehicle beside us to join the soldier in his group, the recruit laid on his back and tried raising his right thigh to be in a comfortable position, there was a protruding metal dangling just inches above his knee, paying less attention to the metal he raised his knee hastily straight into the metal, the metal drove into his knee like a nail into a weak wood, the metal dashed out from the other side of his knee making a cracking sound. The recruit screamed, the pain was obviously excruciating causing tears in his eyes, in no time blood had shown us how severe the situation is, the leg is stuck in the metal and we all were already panicking. Dad hurriedly crawled out from beneath the car, telling us all to do the same, " everybody run back to the truck !!!" He shouted, "they are coming..." he continued. My father breathed heavily staring at me " follow the rest Lucky!!! he ordered me loudly, dad only calls my name when thing are way beyond him or when he gets angry, "i cant leave him here alone, he's my responsibility..." he proceeded summarizing reasons why he couldn't come with me, i was confused but reluctantly accelerated behind the rest leaving my father kneeling just beside the new recruit who was in touching pain.

Literature › Re: UNBURIED by Slickest(op): 8:16pm On Feb 23, 2018

festwiz:
Some errors, but continue.

Please do highlight

Literature › Re: UNBURIED by Slickest(op): 5:24pm On Feb 23, 2018

Episode 1 (WELCOME TO THE WALL)

Its been 19 years, so i heard from dad and every other adult who has lived on the outside before the so called foray. I have spent 18years of my life behind this walls, subjected to seeing the same old faces, burying some old folks i never spoke to till they died, witnessing sad moments when some fathers don't return to their families, waiting for the old to die and the young adding to the already decreasing population. The elders think we are fools, they think we can never know if we are not told, others might not be aware but i know the human race is going extinct.

The population in the walls are grouped into segments, we have the soldiers majorly our fathers and anyone in their thirties, we have the collectors, those are people accompanied by the soldiers to collect what is left on the outside that might still be useful. We farm and try to produce but sometimes its not worth it. I heard tales about tvs and electricity but all i know right now are lamps, wooden torches and hand made everything. Life before the attack must have been easy, i hear stuffs about porn and movies, soccer competitions and the beach but its all in my imagination as it falls out as words.

Funny thing is i dont even know what is out there, i dont know what took away our freedom and made us prisoners on our own land, all i know is most times soldiers never return, and those that do eventually dies. I see the fear in their eyes when they return from outside the walls, i know there is something out there and i will get to see it on my first day as a collector.

I am 17 years old and in a day i would be 18, already getting prepared to being a collector, from the 100meter dashes to the speed at which i respond to stimuli, the clarity of my sight and my ability to think fast. I came out tops in my group and my father is happy about it but not glad i will have to go outside these walls. I will love to know what is going on, i believe i can find a solution to all these even if i dont know what we are fighting against but one thing i know is we are fighting for survival.

I have been at the dinning for more than an hour now waiting on mom and my little brother Emeka, mom is on duty at the kitchen this week and she usually goes with Emeka if dad is also on duty. I havent seen them but i am so willing to wait so i can get my dinner on time. While i waited Peter tapped me from behind and said "...how far na guy...you dey collect tomorrow ba?... birthday boy..", i stayed mute and focused on my nails as i bit them slowly. "... your popsy say make i call you ooo..." Peter exclaimed and walked away, I ignored him and stared at my mom as she cat walked and smiled at me. I knew why she was smiling and i was already feeling embarrassed even before she got close at all, Emeka shouted "...birthday boy!!!" as he ran past me for our quaters which was just less than 50 metres away.

Mom handed over the bag she was holding while we strolled home, she talked about how she and dad weren't happy about the new development but there was nothing they could do as the whole community was helping on reminding them of my age yearly. Little did she know how braced i was for this new phase, i will get to see what was obliterating mankind's existence.

I walked in right after mum and dad was getting equipments ready for the next day, i greeted him while i dropped the bag i was holding on the table, i sat down and asked dad how tomorrow was going to be, he responded briefly by telling me we new recruits will be briefed by the General in the morning.

The General is the leader of the community, he has so many aids and like i was told he was a general in the army before threat on mankind's existence. I don't like him, his discipline has earned him even more enemies in the community, sometimes i wish i could kill him the way he shoots at people they tag as infected, he once shot a nursing mother right on the forehead infront of the crowd, he claimed his utmost priority is to protect us and he deems himself successful at it. He makes the rule and part of the rule is making sure that everyone contributes to the community, its a good idea but the way he and his aids go about it is totally wrong.

Its morning, am dressed up amidst other new recruits and we are waiting for the general to come for his briefing and get it over with so people like me can explore a new experience i have long waited for...

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Nairaland General › Re: Dangote Truck Crushes A Man And 3 Students Dead In Ogun (Graphic Photos) by Slickest(m): 12:04pm On Feb 23, 2018

Rip to the dead
The poor will continue to pay for the wealth of the rich...
We will only complain, we cant do a thing about it.

Health › Re: Bad Mouth Odour And Persistent Headache. Help! by Slickest(m): 11:11am On Feb 23, 2018

Do u have a hole in any tooth? If u do go fill it up, if you dont go see your doctor. Eat fruits most especially cucumber, banana, wash ur tongue well too. The head ache i think you should see a doctor fast, a friends junior brother uusually complain of headaches too til it started affecting his eyes, we took him to d hospital and they had to scan his skull, tthey found out his brain was swelling (that was d cause of d headache). Please we all should be careful of gadgets that causes radiation nd stuffs, its killin us gradually.

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