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Foreign Affairs / Re: Trump Orders Strike On Syria In Response To Alleged Chemical Attack by SLIDEwaxie(m): 5:21am On Apr 14, 2018
This is Trump, after realizing that 13 of his supposedly "smart" missiles were shot down by Syria's air defence?

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Celebrities / Re: I Go Dye Celebrates Rico Swavey, Offers To Assist His Restaurant Business by SLIDEwaxie(m): 4:57pm On Apr 11, 2018
sarcasticdude:


Walahi this guy stupid pass my Dog......person tell u say our stock market crash after PMB announce 2nd term bid u kon dey insult am.shey na dustbin dey ur head? Anu-mpama
digs are smart. A stupid dog only comes from a stupid owner.

Didn't stick market crash after Trump was elected?

Stupid cow, stupid owner of a stupid dog.

Arindin

Talk another one, I dey listen

Celebrities / Re: I Go Dye Celebrates Rico Swavey, Offers To Assist His Restaurant Business by SLIDEwaxie(m): 11:27am On Apr 11, 2018
ayusco85:
Buhari declared for a 2nd term and the stock market crashed. Investors are taking their money and leaving Nigeria. Would you blame them? Even Buhari himself left Nigeria after declaring. He knew what his declaration had done to Nigeria. No one wants to hang around when the air is polluted. And what Buhari did today is pollute Nigeria! Nigeria needs a breath of fresh air in 2019. We don’t need someone who pollutes the economic, political and social air over Nigeria and then runs to his UK to leave us to breath the air he polluted!
you're poor, no doubt.

You will die of frustration in the end. Whether buhari wins or loses, no go find something do with your life before it's too late.

Na your papa wan contest and win the next election?

Dem dey talk any how someone's life's dream is coming to pass, you dey there dey type foolishness for thread.

Arinya

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Celebrities / Re: Caption This Photo Of Odunlade Adekola At The Tecno Camon CX Pro Launch by SLIDEwaxie(m): 8:28am On Apr 11, 2018
temitofa:


Na fight. He was actually saying the truth.
The saying is mutual.
Celebrities / Re: Caption This Photo Of Odunlade Adekola At The Tecno Camon CX Pro Launch by SLIDEwaxie(m): 8:06am On Apr 11, 2018
gurunlocker:


He doesn't know you and doesn't GAF about who you are...
this is the part where him knowing anyone makes that person a star, to you, right? grin grin grin

The motherfucker doesn't even know himself. Tried to be a star and kept failing by every step.

Fuckin proud and empty.

I'm glad he knows u and you are still a nobody

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Career / Re: Building Technology/ Engineering Forum : A Thread For Builders. by SLIDEwaxie(m): 7:56am On Apr 11, 2018
You definitely want to learn AutoCAD+ inclusive of the 3D rendition. You must also understand the quantity surveying techniques in preparing for BOQs. Although, we builders don't do BOQs but a builders estimate. Builders estimate is more straight forward than the BOQ. But the knowledge of BOQ is a 101 plus.

You want to use every opportunity to learn by becoming intern at the right place. You don't want to worry yourself abt money at the early stage. Believe me, if you did, you won't go far. Employers pay for experience and the more you got, the more project you've involved in (regardless of your qualifications) deteemines your best opportunity at huge salary.

You'll definitely make more money when you supervise big projects- believe me (unless with stingy clients who wants to buy everything), but you can only be out in charge of these big projects with the right experience.

Just learn, learn, Learn.

At the early stage, register for NIOB. Be the errand boy and when it's time for exams, you'll get massive supports from the old members who'd have taken likeness to you.

Improve your freehand sketching skills. Be imaginative.

Goodspeed.

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Celebrities / Re: Caption This Photo Of Odunlade Adekola At The Tecno Camon CX Pro Launch by SLIDEwaxie(m): 7:50am On Apr 11, 2018
I just don't like this Adam of a guy

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Politics / Re: 3 Flyovers Governor Amosun Is Building At Alagbole-Akute-Ijoko (PHOTO) by SLIDEwaxie(m): 9:31am On Apr 04, 2018
HeyCorleone:
The flyovers look so unsafe. Jesus!
shut up jare

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Politics / Re: Accident: Governor Yahaya Bello On Crutches At The Presidential Villa. Photos by SLIDEwaxie(m): 9:27am On Apr 04, 2018
Fuckin stunt!!!

He and Dino na 5&6

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Health / Re: 93yrs Old Nigerian Sickle Cell Lady, Narrates How She Survived Against All Odds by SLIDEwaxie(m): 6:39am On Apr 04, 2018
shankara7:
Nice but it's not strange.
eleriibu

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Celebrities / Re: Tonto Dikeh: 'Obasanjo Is Not My Son's Grandfather, Stop The Lies' by SLIDEwaxie(m): 5:29pm On Mar 27, 2018
We all know Churchill was adopted by OBJ. Stop being so touchy, u biatch!

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Celebrities / Re: Adaeze Yobo Gets Provocative Tattoo Over Fight With Joseph Yobo by SLIDEwaxie(m): 7:56am On Mar 26, 2018
S3ttingz:
I swear the babe set no be small ooo
because she's covered in clothes?

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Celebrities / Re: I Will Only Change My Music If Someone Offers Me $10million – Rudeboy by SLIDEwaxie(m): 8:26am On Mar 24, 2018
$10m is small money to some, but of what usefulness are you if they did?

Is your song causing money to rain abi the devil will repent?

Continue with your stupid music, who cares?

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Politics / Re: Olusosun Dump Fire Reignites Again (Photos) by SLIDEwaxie(m): 4:59pm On Mar 17, 2018
RoyalBlak007:

I can see the smoke

from Omole phase 2 here
it's a a soot
Family / Re: Omg by SLIDEwaxie(m): 5:38pm On Mar 15, 2018
Mophasa:


Funny, its unfortunate I don't argue with kids
u be old man, but you no even get courtesy. u dey ask person wey u help for favour because u think they owe me and you dey complain just because dem no gree help u.

U still dey NYSC u dey form old man.

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Politics / Re: AFDB Gives Nigeria $300m To Tackle Youth Unemployment by SLIDEwaxie(m): 5:32pm On Mar 15, 2018
The money go disappear na ni...

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Family / Re: Omg by SLIDEwaxie(m): 5:27pm On Mar 15, 2018
Some people are shameless.

How did you take open your mouth to ask for favour.

It's an abuse of privilege and I equa hated it.

The way you even wrote the epistle already said much about your intention. Why them? Why not another person?

You asked them for favour because I thought you helped them.

The traffic your yeye blog generates, are you gonna share from the proceedings? Did they give your blog free advertisement?

You be thief

If only Pogba could let me go, I go beat you die for there!
..

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Education / Re: These 4 States Produce Highest Number Of Medical Students - JAMB by SLIDEwaxie(m): 9:57am On Mar 11, 2018
Jokerman:
How can a landlocked red muded people be beating us that are sophisticated even at Medicine??

As a Yoruba moozlim I have to join hands with my other moozlims to chase this people out of Ibadan before they take over it like they are doing in lasgidi...

Allah akbar
and producing the highest in medical students means they are researchers, technologist or engineers?

If you have a brain, you will relaise that that's not what we should be celebrating.

No be salary dem go dey hope to collect?

Yeye dey smell

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Crime / Re: Welder Scatters 13-Year-Old Worker's Head With Padlock Over N200 Spilled Honey by SLIDEwaxie(m): 1:34pm On Mar 09, 2018
Onijagidijagan:
Coward..he should come and break someone like me
so, for your mind, na person wey motor jam, dey cram number plate?

Properties / Re: Will The New Lagos State Tenement Law Be A Gloom Or Boom For Businesses In.. by SLIDEwaxie(m): 10:08am On Mar 08, 2018
revolt:
are u drunk? There's no sane human that can justify an almost 200% increase In tenement rates. Can the Lagos state govt increase salaries by 200%? If ure an agent of alpha beta( the consultsnt firm involved) say so.
The jakande regime which still remains the best Lagos has ever had ddnt strangle lagosians. The only reason Lagos is strategic is cos the fg for unknown reasons has refused to let other ports operate normally. So lagos port is the only port available, not cos of any state govt policies as some ppl lyk to claim. This development is welcome cos biz will move and by Gods grace this country will be restructured.
are u arguing with me or arguing with my defence of Lagos and economy or Nigeria and economy?

because from my comment, I didn't even discuss the 400% increment but his fallacious claims abt the economy of Lagos and the country.

Wetin concern me with 400% increment? I tell u say I dey Lagos?

Properties / Re: Will The New Lagos State Tenement Law Be A Gloom Or Boom For Businesses In.. by SLIDEwaxie(m): 7:37am On Mar 08, 2018
The writer of this article is a complete idiot.

Apart from the joy he derived from tarnishing his country's image, he backed it up with stupid and tribalistic lies.

It is apparent that the write is probably a Biafran or simply a wasted sperm.

To day Lagos is not on the top 6 in Africa, so nonchalantly, is a crime of its own.

As at May 2017, Lagos was the 7th Largest economy in Africa.

https://qz.com/676819/lagos-is-africas-7th-largest-economy-and-is-about-to-get-bigger-with-its-first-oil-finds/amp/

As at Nov 2017, it was the fifth largest.

https://www.vanguardngr.com/2016/11/lagos-emerged-fifth-largest-economy-africa/amp/

https://qz.com/676819/lagos-is-africas-7th-largest-economy-and-is-about-to-get-bigger-with-its-first-oil-finds/amp/

AND TO SAY LAGOS KILLS BUSINESS, THEN HE IS NOTHING BUT A NITWIT.


NOW, to now cite your stupid and wannabe website with zero statistical ground, that Nigeria is not even one of the biggest economy in Africa, then he completes his idiocy.

This is the new ranking as at Jan 2018 from world bank.

http://nigeria.opendataforafrica.org/mhrzolg/gdp-by-country-statistics-from-the-world-bank-1960-2016?country=Nigeria

U can compare with other countries.


Arrow!!!

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Properties / Re: Man's House Gutted By Fire While Watching Man City V Chelsea Match In Uyo.Photos by SLIDEwaxie(m): 4:00pm On Mar 05, 2018
Drunkpunter:
Just thinking if this lad was a Chelsea fan.

The team recorded just 2 shots.

The 2 shots were not on target.

They were chasing shadows.

They barely made 7 passes.

They were taught how to play soccer .

After watching such humiliation, he goes home and see his house like this....
you can see that you only got one stupid like. Point is, if Chelsea had won, and he was a Chelsea fan, he would have gotten home meet a new car and a key to an apartment, courtesy of Chelsea football club, abi?

Oponu

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Dozens Of Kids Arrested Across U.S. Threatening To Attack Schools With Gun(Pics) by SLIDEwaxie(m): 9:34am On Mar 05, 2018
Eliminate religion and more than half of the problems are solved already

Celebrities / Re: Odunlade, Korede Bello, Small Doctor, Ruggedman, Omoni Oboli In Police Uniform by SLIDEwaxie(m): 10:48pm On Mar 04, 2018
Sound sultan look like those master's holders' police officer. He's educated and doesn't care about the bribes. He's the one that believes he will change the face of the police force.

Korede Bello look like person wey reach the top without hardwork. He must have connections. He's not worried a bit.

Small doctor na recruit. His kind police na the one wey go shoot u untop N50. Na him type pickpockets dey use as connection. Without conscience, this one will frame you for N10,000.

Rugged man no even look like police. He's like those guys we dey garage dey tear ticket. He should be a ND holder who see himself better than his counterpart. Na his type go fight for the post of secretary for TRANSPORT UNION.

Doctor SID looks like a responsible well educated policeman with a loving family. Though devilish, he will hide this devilish nature from his family.

The lady looks like those divorcee single police officers with three kids. Them no go marry again. This one, even the DPO no fit talk to am because na commissioners and IG she dey sleep with.

Odunlade's case na person wey don work before for private and lost his job. Then he used years searching for job until he got the connection to become a police officer. He must have reduced his age and he has no passion for the job. To him, it's just a means of getting salary and meeting his needs. He's not worried abt promotions. In fact, as he dey there, he dey use another mind submit application here and there. I swear, he go resign soon

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Car Talk / Re: Toyota Develops World's Most Thermally Efficient 2.0-liter Petrol Engine by SLIDEwaxie(m): 7:39am On Mar 04, 2018
Jeezuzpick:


Meanwhile some goats are prospecting for oil in Chad Basin.
you are the goat. What exportable product is you and your father creating that brings foreign exchange into the country?

You criticize everything. Yet, if the government bans foreign imports, you go still cry say dem wan kill u..

Idiot.
If I hear u talk there again, I will...

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Politics / Re: Election Re-ordering: What We’ll Do If Buhari Refuses To Sign Bill Into Law – Se by SLIDEwaxie(m): 10:03am On Mar 03, 2018
INEC makes his own laws. There's a reason for the word, INDEPENDENT in the acronym
Phones / Re: Iphones Are Overrated, TECNO Mobile Is Better. by SLIDEwaxie(m): 9:47am On Mar 03, 2018
GetMeRight:

If we tell you now that you've indirectly echoed @op sentiment, you will still want to argue. Read your submission again.
if I tell u you have comprehension problem now, you will start to argue.

OP's point is: iPhone is overrated.
Anything overrated is not worth it's worth.

But both Samsung and iPhone has the right to be overrated because they are worth it- that's the point. That's why they are luxuries.

But I also wouldn't use them because I don't personally like iPhone and even the Samsung counterpart is too expensive for me. That's doesn't mean they are overrated.

Shio

Phones / Re: Iphones Are Overrated, TECNO Mobile Is Better. by SLIDEwaxie(m): 7:24am On Mar 03, 2018
Ok, bro, pause. You're just poor and cannot afford an iPhone.

But before you crash at my statement, know that I also prefer tecno to iPhone (I have a small iPhone, by the way and I hate it like mad. Never used it since for a whole day anytime i tried to use it. I always ended up removing my SIM and putting it back into my Android).

But iPhone is a luxury phone, just like Samsung. You can't compare tecno with both and even where Android lies, tecno is a learner.

The only reason I aint going to get a Samsung is the same reason I cannot use 400k to buy a stupid iPhone. I am a business oriented person and that is pure waste of time and money since I am not into showbiz!!

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Car Talk / Re: 3 Reasons Why Drivers Of Manual Transmission Cars Believe They're Better Drivers by SLIDEwaxie(m): 7:14am On Mar 03, 2018
Somebody cannot offer me a truck to carry a bull and I will opt to carry it on my head!!!

Why?

I be suffer head?

Automatic all the way o jare!!!

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Health / Re: The Ojota Dumpsite: An Urgent Need For Its Relocation by SLIDEwaxie(m): 6:41am On Mar 03, 2018
Partnerbiz:
so all of us live in lagos abi?
do the needful

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