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Romance / Re: Lady Destroys Boyfriend's Laptop, TV, Shoes After Finding Out About Main Chick by slightlyMad(f): 6:37pm On Mar 16, 2018
The guy is even cheap, look at his shoes

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Politics / Re: “we Give You Seven Days To Reverse 400% Land Use Tax” – NBA Threatens Ambode by slightlyMad(f): 11:45pm On Mar 07, 2018
See his big head, weyrey

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Crime / Re: Fulani Herdsmen Attack Eche Ikwo In Ebonyi State, Kill Many (Graphic) by slightlyMad(f): 10:41am On Mar 07, 2018
Proudlyngwa:


I think something or someone is behind this.
No Government will openly sabotage itself.

Trust no one and blame no one yet.

this senseless killing is getting out of hand, but it should be tackled with a non biased mind, else we make errors in judgement. The government is slow and carefree but I think some sinister people are using this to score cheap political points.

if someone is behind this, let him do something.
let the military tackle this

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Politics / Re: EFCC Has Absolute Powers To Arrest Anybody – Osinbajo by slightlyMad(f): 10:35am On Mar 07, 2018
This yemi osinbajo is a disgrace to the yoruba race.
see fulani killings and he could not do anything or even resign in protest?

shame, big shame on you and your church you used in scamming us.

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Crime / Re: Fulani Herdsmen Attack Eche Ikwo In Ebonyi State, Kill Many (Graphic) by slightlyMad(f): 10:34am On Mar 07, 2018
i suggest we start uploading these graphic pictures on twitter and start tagging Buhari, yusuf etc
lets litter their accounts

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Crime / Re: Mambilla Militia Attack Fulani People In Taraba, Kill & Injure Many (Graphic Pic by slightlyMad(f): 12:46pm On Mar 03, 2018
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if you quote me, you must be a fulani

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Politics / Re: Video Of Yusuf Buhari's Arrival In Nigeria After His Medical Treatment Abroad by slightlyMad(f): 12:37pm On Mar 03, 2018
and the yeye son too dey shine teeth like dindinrin
You had to fly the spoilt son of a cattle rearer abroad for treatment in another country.
I wish these countries ban Nigerian politicians and their families from accessing healthcare abroad.
maybe, just maybe they will improve healthcare systems across the nation,

what is the fate of Nigerians who can't afford such overseas treatment
and you call yourself a president.

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Politics / Re: VAIDS: FG To Name, Shame, Prosecute Tax Evaders From March 31 by slightlyMad(f): 1:05am On Mar 02, 2018
What is the shame in invading tax in naija when you can't even shame the looters
Crime / Re: Sandra Sabriel Ifudu Accuses Taxify Driver Of Trying To Kidnap Her by slightlyMad(f): 1:04am On Mar 02, 2018
Some babes no dey reason sha, so you blame everybody except your cheap ass wey no get money for hand

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Travel / Re: American Street Filled With Potholes You Don't See On TV (Photos & Video) by slightlyMad(f): 12:22am On Mar 02, 2018
BlackAdam55:
shutup that is American, ur stupidity is annoying, there are places like this in Canada and even in d uk
That is probably your backyard right in the heart of okitipupa, this is not US of A

I totally understand and trust me, I sincerely sympathize with your low level of reasoning and hence your inability to question the shortness of the video which clearly did not show a street address.

Allow me to expose you to one tool the rest of the world uses, it is called Google maps. you can use Google maps Street view to see what new york looks like ok.
I weep for your future kids and the kind of IQ awaiting those innocent kids cry
Politics / Re: Pipeline Explosion Rocks Iyana Odo – LASU (video) by slightlyMad(f): 10:27am On Mar 01, 2018
Sidon there, no run
Travel / Re: American Street Filled With Potholes You Don't See On TV (Photos & Video) by slightlyMad(f): 4:17am On Mar 01, 2018
That is not America, that is made up.
You can't get that anywhere in america
Celebrities / Re: Williams Uchemba's New Home In USA: How Did He Get The Money? Nigerians Ask by slightlyMad(f): 3:30am On Feb 28, 2018
Here, you only need 20%down payment
You can even get a house with just 5% and get private mortgage insurance self.

Bad Belle naija ppl

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Celebrities / Re: Charity Nnaji: Big And Curvy Ladies Have Dirty Private Parts by slightlyMad(f): 9:33am On Feb 26, 2018
could it somehow be that you may have been sniffing your fellow women panties
or actually burying you head in their dungeon to arrive at this conclusion?
please tell us more

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Celebrities / Re: Peter Okoye Gushes Over Wife Lola Omotayo's Beauty (photo) by slightlyMad(f): 6:08pm On Feb 25, 2018
purples25:


Lol at least I'm mbeke, what are you ? Girl with no profile picture insulting Lola .

Gerrourahia jare

Look if you want to talk like an intellectual, bring reasons and points. Don't go off like a crazy person ranting insults cuz you are pained.

And that insult assures me of one thing. I may be MBEKE , but this MBEKE is totally above you in class and demeanor.
grin
I come here to get my naija entertainment, if i need to impress anyone, i will push my pic to instagram.
I meet loads of dark latin american and lola will be the ugliest amongst them,
they come with decent curves to die for, this woman has nothing going for her, peter just hasn't been to many countries enough to know what beauty is like.
that is if beauty is what she sees in this average looking local cheap babe that you adore.
with those cheap ass cloths you put on self, you will want to stalk me when you see me in my full glory
Celebrities / Re: Peter Okoye Gushes Over Wife Lola Omotayo's Beauty (photo) by slightlyMad(f): 11:38pm On Feb 24, 2018
purples25:


Try to be happy for your fellow woman. The hate is real. Men are not snakes or crabs in a basket like us. Yes I know you've spent life trying to be relevant while others like her take the spot. I know how it feels. But be a bigger person. Be wiser and better and rise above it. You are bigger than the hate and jealousy. Let us fight this together .

who is this mbeke?
Celebrities / Re: Peter Okoye Gushes Over Wife Lola Omotayo's Beauty (photo) by slightlyMad(f): 10:49pm On Feb 24, 2018
petkoffdrake2:
Truly, beauty lies in the eyes of the beholder.. .


sad
finally i found someone who sees this differently.
i came over to see how ppl will keep saying she is too beautiful,
yet this is 2018 and i still cant see the beauty.
To me, she looks like an average look girl who takes pictures trying to act beautiful.
Celebrities / Re: Photoshopped Baby Photo Of Wizkid And Davido Wearing Pampers by slightlyMad(f): 7:12pm On Feb 24, 2018
It is called diapers tori olorun.
Celebrities / Re: Omotola Jalade-Ekeinde's 40th Birthday Gold Rolls Royce Phantom (Photos) by slightlyMad(f): 10:38pm On Feb 23, 2018
Kokaine:
honestly.
Honestly she needs to take after Kate henshaw
She is looking uglier daily cos of the fat
You really can't restore old glory like that

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Celebrities / Re: Omotola Jalade-Ekeinde's 40th Birthday Gold Rolls Royce Phantom (Photos) by slightlyMad(f): 10:30pm On Feb 23, 2018
Waiting for Jakumo to come tell us more about this woman grin

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Health / Re: Dr Linda Ayade Performs Surgeries With Her Medical Team In Cross River (Photos) by slightlyMad(f): 10:28pm On Feb 23, 2018
As she communicated one on one?
Pele o, why not communicate with her patients 4 by 4

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Religion / Re: Zimbabwe: Woman Slumps And Dies In Church After Giving Testimony (pics) by slightlyMad(f): 10:22pm On Feb 23, 2018
Ofcourse they have to surmon all the prayer warriors who rather administer prayers over CPR or calling 911

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Religion / Re: Daddy Freeze To Start Preaching On TV Against Tithing (Video) by slightlyMad(f): 5:03pm On Feb 23, 2018
uzohrome:
I pay tithe everyday, to you am brainwashed right? But am getting masive result. Everything about life is spritual. You will only reap what you sow. So preach your nonsense to whom ever that is interested to listen to rubbish. Odeh

I don't pay tithe and have never paid it yet I earn 2 million naira monthly. Pls explain that
Crime / Re: Burial Of The Civil Defence Officer Killed By Fulani Herdsmen In Benue (Photos) by slightlyMad(f): 4:58pm On Feb 23, 2018
What stops all these security agents and communities from killing these fulani herdsmen at sight.
They should start mob justice on them till they get the message.

Either kill them or they kill you.

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Health / Re: Her Smile After A Successful Dental Re-arrangement Is Quite Adorable - Pictures by slightlyMad(f): 1:23pm On Feb 22, 2018
remedick:
I don't understand. Do they remove the teeth and put another? Please explain.
Nope, they attach those strings which moves the teeth over time.
You will have many sessions with you dentist who removes the braces, gauge the movement and determine the next correction needed and set the braces to make that movement possible

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Celebrities / Re: Adesua Etomi Celebrates 30th Birthday Today With A Cute Photo by slightlyMad(f): 11:43am On Feb 22, 2018
Shey this babe fine like that ni abi it is my eyes.
Health / Re: Her Smile After A Successful Dental Re-arrangement Is Quite Adorable - Pictures by slightlyMad(f): 11:38am On Feb 22, 2018
ifex370:




His much do these things cost in Nigeria?
I'd like to get one
$5000 minimum from a good dental clinic.
And they charge in dollars too most times.

In the US, it is $3000 upwards depending on severity
Travel / Re: Woman Seen Drying Her Panties On The Plane by slightlyMad(f): 1:08am On Feb 22, 2018
actually, those oversized panties will surprisingly look great on someone with a huge backside
Career / Re: The Government Is Now Regulating IT Professionals!! See Photo by slightlyMad(f): 1:00am On Feb 22, 2018
i think you guys need to organize some DDOS to bring that yeye site down.
Celebrities / Re: Olakunle Churchill Reacts To Tonto Dikeh's Claim That He Was Married To Another by slightlyMad(f): 12:58am On Feb 22, 2018
NwaAmaikpe:
shocked


Churchill should beg Tonto Dike to have him back,
She made him,
She introduced him to the world,
In fact, she is the source of all his success.
He can't score another lady as profitable as the mannerless hàg.


Shoutout to Sir Winston Churchill; the greatest Churchill ever.
This one is just a mistake.
and over 77 people liked this dumb post?
the only way tonto got her fame is by displaying her ignorance and attacking other celebs on twitter the kemi olunloyo way
is that what y'all 77 empty skull accepts as "tonto introduced him to the world"

May mad women never introduce us to the world in Jesus name
Politics / Re: Lauretta Onochie Reacts To Yusuf Buhari's Rumored Death by slightlyMad(f): 11:46am On Feb 21, 2018
smh

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Education / Re: Bishop David Oyedepo Visits Landmark University With His Wife by slightlyMad(f): 10:55am On Feb 21, 2018
Jakumo:


But but Pastor Oledepo PROMISED me a RESERVED seat on the RIGHT side of Jeeesus in the hereafter, in exchange for just 85% of my monthly salary during the here-and-now.

I must let you know that I get laid very often with women of glorious attribute, simply because I can BOAST about that heavenly seat allocation I am buying with installments made by way of my humble monthly contribution towards fuel costs to keep aloft the fleet of tax-free luxury jets used by Pastor Oledepo and other Men of Dog operating in Nigeria, for the conveyance of our urgent prayers and petitions, DIRECTLY to heaven, for strategic placement at the very TOP of the in-box on God's desk, after smoothly bypassing all personal assistants, secretaries and bouncers along the way there.

Thank you Jeeesus.

I am normally flat broke after giving away most of my monthly salary to Pastor Oledepo, so now I can't wait to reach heaven, where all my tithe, harvest, special prayer and holy water payments will be repaid with stupendous accrued interest returns sufficient to finance the Ferrari lifestyle that befits me both here AND later in heaven.

Some may look forward to 72 virgins in heaven, but all I want is cash money returns on my investments paid to Pastor Oledepo in good faith for so many years during which my understanding family went hungry to ensure that Pastor Oledepo was NEVER short-changed when that gigantic collection basket came around at month-end.

Well this sums up my thought, sorry Jakumo, i had to customize this for this client

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