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webizone: Now I know you lie too. Which ad?

check page 1 and see the ad i was referring to
so apparently, you didn't even know why i quoted the guy, you own is to just use phensic for another man's headache right?

i wonder why churches and mosques put speakers outside when in fact, the people being address are in the church.
Lagos need to ban that too

elohorayodele: You could have been paid to write this to discredit him too, I don't have proof that why I used the word 'could'. All of you proclaiming spurious allegations on social media specifically naming people, if you are lying or don't have proofs before writing, you could end up in jail.

I pray that God will manage your life and that of your entire family same way GEJ has managed Nigeria
say amen to that if you dare.

who is he, pictures pls

webizone: Scornful females that makes the world a painfully complicated place, everyone deserves a chance to be heard.

Stingy IT consultant or should i say broke arsse photoshop cut and paste artist
your mates are buying ad spaces, you are here messing up the site with you ugly ads
your very own banner ad needs help from a professional artist sef

Johnbosco77: hmmmm @op don't u think urs is too expensive? Extraction is done with just 2k in UNTH, Enugu. I also knw a doctor DAT charges just 1500 for extraction. I did mine for 2k oooo. I'm not "bad-marketing", just DAT I don't think ur 6k is ok. Peace...

i did extraction for 10k at odontoville but seriously, i think it is work the money
how can a professional who paid through school to master the art, with all the expensive tools and cost of rents, generator, staff etc do it for 1500 naira.

haba, that is too cheap and i will be concerned of my safety first.
i wont like to be given anaesthetics that will render me dumb.

esperiense
where can i get the cheapest brace program, all the ones i have seen so far cost 5000$ or more which can buy a good car or even land in some parts of lagos
can i get it for below 200k thnx

it is not ebola jor.

ebola is extremely rare in nigeria at the moment.

so any nigerian who dies, na ebola?

if you want the attention of our attention seeking mods, just quote their names and they will be here in a jiffy.

boil is cause by staph jor.
that case isnt staph

weight lifting for a lady? na.

cardiovascular exercises does it.
these are the kinds of exercises you do that you are hardly able to talk afterward due to excessive need to take in air.
e.g jugging, cycling, skipping etc.

you burn calories very fast and you body starts digging through it's reservoirs of belly fat to convert to energy.

omoredia: Front page access for the first time! The world doesn't sleep

seun needs to ban users like this before they start increasing in numbers.
they are making the site look trashy

when you compare the meager project to what fashola is doing here.
Fashola wont even commission stuff like this.

ogunsexy: Please can you help me implement the problem in JQuery. I think I read or heard somewhere that document.forms[0] is a cross-platform implementation(ie works in all browser); easier for a page with multiple forms and also think a code should be clear enough to be read and understood by another programmer with or without comments.

I love to be a competent JS programmer. JS can be used for almost anything just like C and C++( it is a pity I no sabi dem ooo). I look forward to a day when all the implementation of JS in every JS Engine will be standardized to evey minute detail. Then there will be no need for JQuery.

yes it is cross-platform but what happens when the management ask that you add a small search form to the page,
just above the main content.

document.forms[0] becomes document.forms[1]
so you may have to visit every instance of that form to fix that.

and oops!, there are more forms, so you start changing all forms[1] to forms[2] and all forms[2] to forms[3]

but when you do this

<form id='loginform' ...

you only have to do a document.getElementByID('loginform').style.display='none'; for example and in the future, other developers will remember you in prayers.

in jquery
you just have to

$('#loginform').hide();

to help you, tell me what you are trying to do.

see as dem dey worship ordinary human being wey dey use restroom like the rest of use.

let them introduce LMAO bundle, am not coming back.

Ekundayo7: Did you read what was written? The herbalist stated he had treated this before: ..."He said the description and symptoms of Ebola
match the rare sickness he treated in the past. He called it “Aisan Ode” in Ondo State’s native Ikale dialect, adding that it is a striking sign of a
deity related to the waters called ‘Obaluaye’. He said it was highly contagious and almost incurable.(continue)"...
Let him try.

so ebola is aisan ode?
let me give you a familiar analogy
lets assume here that typhoid has never been experienced in nigeria and malaria has been experienced and treated in the past as this man claims for aisan ode

This man has treated malaria in the past and there are reports that somewhere in the city, there is a new sickness called typhoid
since headache and cold is a symptom of malaria and typhoid,
he then comes out to say, you know what, i have a cure for that illness, it is called iba(malaria)

How is he sure? because headache and cold are the symptoms
so it HAS to be malaria.

Ebola is not the only hemorrhagic fever
culled from wikipedia

The viral hemorrhagic (or haemorrhagic) fevers (VHFs) are a diverse group of animal and human illnesses that may be caused by five distinct families of RNA viruses: the families Arenaviridae, Filoviridae, Bunyaviridae, Flaviviridae, and Rhabdoviridae. All types of VHF are characterized by fever and bleeding disorders and all can progress to high fever, shock and death in many cases. Some of the VHF agents cause relatively mild illnesses, such as the Scandinavian nephropathia epidemica (a Hantavirus), while others, such as Ebola virus, can cause severe, life-threatening disease.

source: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Viral_hemorrhagic_fever


so if this man thinks he can and want to help, let him quit social media and head to the infectious diseases center at Yaba
behind the military hospital where he will be greeted with live cases

learn jquery, your life will be easier

btw document.forms[0] is a lazy approach that will make coders reading your codes dash you swear
why not give the element an id and do a document.getElementByID
given that you have to write barebone javascript.

learn jquery pls
less code, readable and effective

how can you cure something you havent had a privilege of coming across in your entire existence?
has he seen an ebola patient before or has he cured one?

opeyemi2013: "while over 2 million african kids need just 15cents to buy malaria vaccines, africa's bishop oyedepo hoards 4 private jets ; $30m each." "warren buffett a humanitarian worth $50bn still flies commercial airlines while africa's bishop oyedepo hoards 4 private jets." "Hard-working citizens who work 9-5hrs have nothing to show for it, while pastors like oyedepo sell biblical fables once a week and purchase $20m jets."

this is why i have decided to cling to the part of the bible that says "they shall come in my name" when i hear of miracle pastors like oyedepo

this man is very greedy. Runs one of the most expensive higher institution and yet has no throwback record.
Nigerians are just gullible brainwashed zombies.
when they record success, they link it to pastors' prophetic declarations.
SMH

EasternLeopard: Why can't they infect a monkey and try out the drugs before rejecting it

Is it because it is connected to FG(PDP) that the drug was rejected

Pls oooooo

Lagos state give the drug a trial on monkeys before rejecting. Stop playing politics with peoples lives

thanks, i was about saying this.
Monkeys are very close to us genetically and if something works for them, it may work for us.

Btw, the research says 10nm is what works against ebola, other NMs really did not work.

giving back to the society no dey this man dictionary
na collect collect collect him know
common scholarship, e no dey follow dem do.

if not that the bible says do not judge, i for talk.

keep doubting until you catch ebola.
it is better to be safe than sorry

you should direct your anger towards your president, who saw ebola on TV but chose to ignore simple procedures like locking the borders hoping God will not let it get here.

if i manage catch am, na aso rock i dey go, i go pee all over the place. hisses.

your negligent husband left our borders open for a crazy man to come in, now you are smiling over a serious issue.

cant wait to be a us citizen. am tired of being ruled by a dullard

dont quote me

nothing like UFO, it is Remote Controlled heli

as per bermuda, ships and aircrafts work with the help of a compass, compass components partially relies on earth fields

bermuda happens to be a spot where the earth fields interferes with magnets thereby making pilots lose direction

so when facing north, the compass says you are facing less say southwest, so the pilot or captain makes a u-turn and that marks the beginning of their confusion.

the compass later points to another weird direction. and you keep beating around till you run out of fuel.

all communications equipment with magnet in it stop working too.

about flight 370, in tb joshua's voice "we will start to see the parts floating the sea in 1 week time"

danfo buses' butt to butt sitting arrangement
handshakes
a friend visits you and decides to lye on your bed, washing machine straight!
laptop sharing- abeg make i check my mail
eating in same plate
remote control handling
cash exchange
even cabs are not safe

thanks kazeem for that sincere analysis

Jonathan is the crazy man who ignore international media news that went on for weeks
until it arrived nigeria

GEJ till 2015

if you get ebola on your skin, sorry you are done for.

because once you touch that spot, then touch your phone, door handles, tap handle, than wash your hand, then pick up your phone again or open the door again
then scratch your face, pick your nose after

isnt that mucous membrane?
thats why that nurse picked it up.

congrats again, ebola can survive on dry surface for 4 days.