₦airaland Forum

when you sell 1 million copies to distributors, and you are paid, then you have sold 1 million copies

it does not matter is you are yet to retail them.

western education is a sin, yet they use a laptop built all thanks to western education.

i wish your life from now on continue to take the same turn and transformation this country is undergoing.
Amen.

geovanni24:
I know its not easy to keep ones virginity,neither are my criticising our virgins. The fact that a girl is not a virgin, does not mean she is immoral. I was gisting with my 20year old cousin on morality,and when i jokingly asked her if she was a virgin,her mood changed,but ii was smart enough to detect it. I also asked my 25year old female friend in a conversation,if she was a virgin and her reaction was as if ii called her a prostitute.

The bottomline is this,if you are not a virgin,and you are asked, be bold to profess what you are and stand for it. Afterall you had the supposed sex out of love and not lust. So be bold about it and stop pretending when you know its obvious disvirginity is a trend in this 21st century. I'm not saying i detest virgins, I love them alot and would respect them and the same goes to every woman irrespective of their squalors!......

Wat do you think?!

you are obviously a sex starved slowpoke asking silly questions from everybody including your very own cousin, why will you ask your cousin such incestuous question?
sounds like asking your own sister if she is a virgin. you need to be monitored so you don't drug your cousin so you can sleep with her
wetin concern you for her toto?

no wonder she felt embarrassed

This is not meant to be an insult but a fact that Nigeria is being controlled by a sect of ignorant and bottomline dum.b a$$ humans at the moment.

you can liken them to an 11 year old spoilt child who wants to drive a car he has no technical know-how of.
What do you expect the elders to do?

elders will keep the car keys away from him so that he will not kill himself.


This is what USA is currently doing.

GEJ should be greatful to the USA for these reasons.


Once Boko Haram, who is well known for using military equipment, lays hands on such aircraft,
they will happily send for help from their brothers i.e ISIS or al-qaeda who have experts who can operate the bird.


Next, they head to aso rock by air and trust me, Clueless GEJ will be reduced to rubbles.
and those Tanoids here will be shouting, America help boko haram to divide Nigeria.


As for GEJ, declaring even when deep down, you know you are the most incompetent man for the job
is just the height insensitivity any human can display.

Dont you see the pictures of bomb blast victims?
we know it is the opposition, but what have you done to bring them to justice?
that is what we mean by the word incompetence.

GEJ knows nothing about governance.
i cant wait to have february 14.

even if he begs and crys on his 2 knees, he wont get my vote.
shameless animal

dude, make a video tut of this sht and up it to youtube, monitize it and share the video here.

i can relate with what this dude is saying.

just in case

another one here hoping for a private jet.

Looking at the current security, financial and corrupt situation of the country
and the way these guys swap party members every week.
intelligent minds will accept that APC or PDP is not the way forward


If we vote PDP in, we should expect more extreme bombings.

If we vote APC in, Nigeria's economy will be milked dry to the marrow and we may be force to convert to Islam if not worse.

However, if we vote other candidates in because we don't want APC or PDP, these candidates may not be able to individually gather enough votes to win as widespread riggings may be in the favour of APC or PDP

My suggestion:
Nigerians need to unite and vote one 3rd candidate in.
We dont know those set to run and those who wont but if we cast a vote here.
and come up with a good candidate, we can all vote this party and candidate in, even if we independently hold a different opinion about this candidate. For the sake of the future of this great nation and not handing it over to APC or PDP
We must unite for this candidate.

If you are in support of this opinion of mine, please list the potential candidates EXCLUDING Buhari/tinubu and GEJ so we can commence the poll on another thread.
Even if these candidates at the moment have no intention to run.
please suggest them.
thanks.

I registered my phone number with GTBank not for advertising purposes and i did not remember subscribing to intrusive ads from my bank

It is beginning to annoy me when i am seriously expecting credit alert and all i get is one useless SMS from GTBank reading
"Discover and easier way to top up your Airtel phone" advert.

to make matters worse, they send it daily
Banks should not engage in such ads as they toil with the emotions of millions of business people anxiously waiting for credit alerts
Do we have a body that is supposed to regulate this madness?

RIP to the dead

i knew there wont be pix, are they allergic to cameras at the north?

Well, the first time i saw the picture, i found it very hard to accept that is a picture of Sekau II
the tweeted image of the resemblance by the defense headquarters gives me more reasons to re-examine both images

By now, that body must have been transported to have medical and intelligent expert measure his facial structures against that seen in his numerous bragging videos, and a better image released to the public given the circumstances surrounding his recent "ressurection"
That did not happen, instead DHQ tweeted an obscure image taken at the scene.

Going by the bulge on the dead man's head, checking the alignment, the width of the side of his eyes, the slant top right of his head, the narrow lips which should be relaxed when dead.

I think this is not our man.
However, i believe this man, Sekau II is likely a low rank member who was chosen due to the stark resemblance he has with the real Sekau.
he may not have the right leadership qualities to drive the group.

The real leader of the group whose identity is unknown is either among the FIRST set of captured Boko harams or dead.
this is the reason for the other members surrendering.

For them to surrender, something must have happened to their governing structures and they felt it is no longer sustainable.
if the generals are released as they are negotiating, then we are finished.




Facts of the image below

1. top right corner of the dead man's head it flat
2. the distance between where his eyes terminated to his ear side is very wide.
3. the bulge on sekau II is centralised, the dead man has his right over the left eye brow
4. the dead guy has a moderately bony face compared to sekau who has a fleshy face
5. i see no reason why sekau II's full lips wont be so evident.

what do you think

Muktar05: Please how can someone transfer credit to a proxy and then convert it into cash? Tnx

so that you can do it. right?

if this dude comes up, i may vote him given that serial loser in the name of Buhari should instead of contesting, sponsor his son or someone whom he can trust for president. i mean he ruled at atender age of 30-something, yet he has no son to bring forward?

NO! he wants to do it himself.

Hello V.O.
am in the f1 category, currently being filed for and i have 2 yrs+ wait time
apparently am the only one left here, and i will really love to go on holiday to the USA
what should i do as an intending immigrant.

prior to my being current, i would love to be able to enter the US and back
what are my chances?

1. The menu is poorly implemented for mobile, ALL mobile.
When trying to select a service on the left, once you touch the collapsible, it opens fine, when you touch the service, it loads fine, but when you scroll down the main view to transact, the menu pops open again which means you have to scroll down more.
when you scroll down more, the menu hides itself again so you have to scroll back up.
I have call their customer service and all they do it "we will forward it to the right department"
this problem is almost a year old now.

2. There are so many distractions, adverts, heavy data consuming graphics that can be implemented with CSS and still look great.

3. GTbank till date is unable to securely implement their payment gateway- GTPay.
The gateway is very insecure as there is absolutely no webservice or API to query transactions till date.
They expect the developer to login to their online account manually to verify orders, though they forward transaction statuses back to your return URL, They implemented this on the clientside. (imagine forwarding successful transaction details back to merchants with the help of the client's browser...lol learners.)

4. Do you know that if you dial *737*500# on your mobile phone, Your phone will be credited with cash deducted from your bank account?
No token is required. The problem with this approach is for instance Dad leaves his phone behind and a broke son decided to borrow credit from dad's account. He dials the code, loads dad's phone with N5000 and transfers the credit to a proxy who laters converts the credit to cash.
I can imagine how these guys just leave such a huge security gap on every account all in the name of innovations (I complained, nothing has happened till date)

5. Logging users out every 60 seconds of inactivity is not security sir, so also is disabling right clicks, At times, we always want to copy account numbers by simply right clicking.
You only end up giving me extra work to do by having to navigate to where the disable javascript is in my browser.

6. Before your server goes down, Let us know ahead, Lives do sometimes depend on being able to access our accounts on time
I pray we have no medical emergency, I will sue you for what you are worth.
I can remember spending hours at their Ajose Adeogun branch simply because their server went down and my car was running out of fuel
I had to park within the bank's premise and take a cab home.


7. When we make online transactions, and merchants dont come for funds in 1 weeks, please make the funds available to us.
Imagine a scenario where i make $1000 payment when the exchange rate is 160 naira to a dollar
and the merchant shows up 2 months later after the exchange rate may have become 170 naira to a dollar
Instead of paying 160,000 naira, i end up paying 170,000 naira because the merchant did not pick it up on time?
come on! do something to protect our interests.
the hold time is too much, reduce it.

Well God knows what i was looking for when i came across this post by Guido Van rossum, Guido is the creator of the python programming language which Nairaland runs on.

I guess the sender of the unsolicited email captioned his message as "Quality Nigerian Website Design"
and Guido seems concerned about the use of "Nigeria" as a brand.
What do you think?

No insults on Guido pls

Screenshots below

yeye dey smell,
i go load that porter slap for trying to use a radioactive object on me. yes, thats what i'll call it

If you no dey do again, why not just file divorce and leave the man alone?

why go to media houses to pour sand sand for him garri?

kkkp: It doesn't make sense because Buhari or APC was not mentioned ryt?? Mtsswww all dis TAN ppl sef

check my previous posts before jumping to conclusions

Iykopee: ^^^^ Criminality is an illicit business & Those who choose to lead a criminal life possess criminal intelligence. Criminals hardly reveal strategic infos capable of jeopardising their mission if they are not acting under duress.
@ Topic, The Davis revelation showed that he took the words of criminals in the comfort of their sanctuary as basic truth without making additional input to understand their duplicitous mindset. Carefully, If u respond to the raging issues dispassionately, u would realise that so many things just dont add up in the overall statements/confessions of bokoharam to Davis. They are unempirical, totally lacking in essence and logic.
Let me summise that, the bokoharam guys used diversionary tactics through Davis to create a psychological warfare among Nigerians.

I will believe his view if he boko haram claim they are against Modu.
I believe they will want to make anyone think that their sponsor is their greatest enemy.
on another note, what if they know this will be our reasoning pattern and decide to even name him as their sponsor so we can think inversely?
hmmm.

I don't get it, is it that we nigerians are this dumb?
Boko haram members are just gonna reveal to a white man who their sponsors are, right?
or did they just pick up the phone and yelled "Hey alhaji Modu serriff, when are you going to pay us for the next assignment"

I saw a lot of comments here and i just shake my head, no wonder we are led by someone of Jonathan's class
Now APC is coming out to say they are clean...lol

Phame: what happen to their followers when d leaders are killed? They killed yusuf , and shekau rose up. We need to tackle d parent issue and, not d offspring result.

yes, when you kill shekau, another will rise, and we keep killing and killing until they become useless and try another trade.

leaving them will only harden them. That is what is called terrorism.
they dont enjoy normal life, they need to cause people pain everytime.
you cant change that. accept it

Phame: the authority in china made these guy to take d dangerous route. If u dnt call militant terrorists , then these guys are not. They want autonomy, and u knw how china treat such issues. I'm sure u knw what dalai lama and his people went thru in their hands. These ppl are muslims, a religion different frm d central religion in china, so they face alot of challenges frm not being allowed to pray or fast and other practices. Without being partisan, nothing justifies terrorism, but when men are pushed, they react in an unkind way. We'll celebrate d execution of Shekau with a big party, but the execution/killing of muh'd yusuf by our security forces hasn't helped us either, that action gave rise to a stronger boko haram today.

Kabiru sokoto, sekau were captured and even released, has it helped either?
onces these guys are cold, they pose zero threat,
it is going to be a matter of next, next, next

had we adopted this approach, we would have lesser terrorists in our midst by now.
people like Kabiru sokoto etc would have been dead giving assurance to citizens that we have few more to deal with.

How you murder 1000s and stay still stay alive after being caught is way beyond me.
GEJ is busy taking picture all around countries.

noted

that mad man's cremate should emptied in the WC

soldiers harassing harmless civilians, i thought this only happens in nigeria.

ppl like nwanna89 is the very reason we are backward.
so instead of the government working on improving the life of the citizenry
it is better to squander the money meant for development on build a false image of itself for re-election.

anyyway, i said this a long time ago, Now they have even done it to your face.
the named it TAN
you get paid with public funds to campaign for pdp

i can't wait to vote GEJ out.