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nairaland has really gone to the dogs

[quote author=FunnyPikin.com]Well, If You are in Rome, You behave like Roman...

Well,i think Kano state Govt doesnt want such business, alas, the business owner should lock up and move to where their business will be welcomed...The last time i checked, Plateau state is just few kilo metre away...
Im sure they will even drink 5 trailer and drink the trailer's driver urine join if given the chance....

Meanwhile....

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http://www.vibenaija..com/2013/11/lady-wears-too-revealing-net-to-red.html">[/quote]so if fashola wakes up tomorrow and decides he is tired of knocking his "excellency" forehead to the ground every 3-4 hours and tries his luck with jehovah's witness.
he then has the rights to destroy all blood bank clinics?

If not for a clueless president and the NPF, what the hell is Sharia police.
just watch, very soon they will start carrying out execution and forcing that filthy religion on every one in kano.

then they will want to reach other states.

1. When buying, make sure you are forwarded to interswitchng.com or etranzact's website before entering your card info
if you are not, then abandon the cart.

2. stay off website that uses iframe to load interswitch websites, make sure you are able to see the website address in the addressbar before entering your details.

3. do i need to tell you not to click a link in your email telling you to update you bank info?

4. when buying from foreign websites, make sure you are not subscribed to auto-services like auto-renewals, auto-billing
thats Oyinbo man's way of scamming you monthly.

5. when you see payment on delivery option, opt for it when buying for the first time.

6. whatever you have to buy online, stay off Konga.com. they do not offer 1-3 days shipping as promised and you have to threaten them to get your money back. they will rather offer you options like "we have another shoe that looks like the one you want but in another color", when you say no, they tell you they have credited your online wallet so that you can use the money next time you wanna shop with them
when you say no, they will promise to credit you in 5 business day (an attempt to punish you) after which you will have to post to their Facebook page and you will be credited in 3 hours.

make dem hang the guy jo! those robbers no get sympathy too, wen dem won steal ma laptop, dem no giv me chance to backup ma data
i even plead wit dem, na slap one of dem load me like say na im papa buy me the laptop.

make dem record the killing come upload am to youtube so that dem go learn to hussle ryt.

A president who takes to google adwords with the phrase "GEJ is working", same way Jumia and Konga runs advert
to advertise.

A president who recruits and pay youths to go on every social media including Nairaland to paint his fraudulent government in good light and defend his governance

A president who went on National TV with a careless phrase like "I dont give a damn" in a democratic system

A president who says he now has information on the sponsors of Boko Haram and did nothing

A president who negotiates with terrorists (No part of the world does this cos they are what they are, Terrorists. They will not change, and a leader should know this)

A president who kept a corrupt Aviation minister in office, even when she is being investigated. (a woman who should be relieved of her job first so that she will not be able to influence investigation)

A president who eats 1Billion naira meal when more than half the country's population are not sure of what to eat.


He is not my president and cant wait vote him out of office.

100k? too cheap to be true.

it ranges from N700k-1Million in private clinics

guess thats why belle dey run dem, dem neva know
glutton

1 billion naira food tinz, awoof dey run belle!

I created this thread in August 2012. => https://www.nairaland.com/1028581/dangote-monopolising-power-distribution-ikorodu

Trust me, we are still on the issue.

Irawo, owode-ajegunle Along Ikorodu road has been in total darkness since last year.
we even got channelsTV to air the issue, no result yet.
Dangote has refused to stop bribing Nepa and our supply is being used to fuel his ikorodu factory.

From a reliable insider source claims the Manager was paid handsomely at the Ikorodu head to keep mute on the issue.
what a terrible corruption riddle society we live in
They promised us that normalcy will resume next year january. probably because dongote paid them to supply him till then.
why must i be the one to buy fuel while one aboki will be saving to be on Forbes?

We all seem to have accepted fate every house now relies on generators and the whole area lights up every night like there is light.

the ugly part is that when you are billed, one seems to resign to fate that "well, the deed has been done, i'll unsub when am less busy"
then you forget and only to be reminded by another billing.

i guess that leaves Glo as a PORTable network.

Hello airtel users,
Please confirm that you got an sms saying

Thanks for recharging. You will now receive 7 free days of JUNK on airtel Red Hot Promo.
To stop service, send STOP RHJUNK to 38296. Enjoy the service

the "7 free days" part got me thinking, what happens after the 7th day.
will i be billed for the service if i fail to send STOP to the shortcode number

so i took the pain to call their customer service and my guess was good.
The guy told me i will be billed after 7 days(an amount that was not mentioned)

I think this is dubious as such billings are never refunded.
when i asked why i have to be auto subscribed, his response was that someone may have auto subscribed me to the service.
thats lame because the text itself says "Thanks for recharging" meaning thats the criteria for the subscription, and i never subscribe to junks+ no one dare touch my phone because it is passworded.


So i took the pain to send the STOP RHEPL to 38296 which was for EPL update
second day, i got another one, but this time EUFA, again, i unsubscribed
and next, it was RED HOT businessnews

Please why is NCC allowing these companies to rip Nigerians off.
imagine the millions of subscribers that will ignore this message only to be billed after the 7th day.

I have made up my miind that i will no longer continue sending lame unsubscribe SMS,
I wait for them to just bill me and i will Gladly PORT. I dont care the stress involved. I will for real.

Please confirm if you get same message.

SARS is different in every ramification because those guys are the elite of the police force (i think), they dont believe in juju and they always come back successful.
I once overheard 2 Ikeja SARS police chats and one was telling the other, "the guy think say i fear death" the other responded "you no tell am say na SARS, say everyday we wake, we dey pray make death come today" then room filled with laughter.

i just shook my head in disbelieve.

they should start with concrete block manufacturers. those guys know just how to produce 500 block from 1 bag of cement.

temperature -sean paul
make it clap - sean paul and busta ryhmes, the intro by sean paul is so so sick

shiftmarket: Did Gov Chime have the same issues in his Case?

www.nairaland.com/attachments/1411750_chowpump_jpge6b8a375dd1d64dc46026614ba3b330f

Seun, please get this dude off this site.
if he wants to sell that image he uploads, then let him advertise properly and not annoy users.
i've seen that image now for a bazzilion times and am beginning to see it in my dream too.

i so hate it when ppl cant just deal with ppl independently.

Fashola is not Tinubu.
i dont care what party anyone belongs to, what i care about is the person's personality

chess guru: Well that's close sha.
your profile pic is STRIKING hot, and on a lighter note, I dedicate d pic below to you. I will keep an eye out for you on other threads miss Ama .
Am outta this thread, don't like being in threads that number more than 3...I yav tried on this
already
**bows his head, and makes his glorious exit**

so u sef don take that cut n paste comment thief babe be dat o.

kulyie: i dont need to upload my picture to prov a point.people that know me know me and people who dont,dont!


Can he even stand where i am.i cant blame him much,nigbati nairaland tikeran mero

but baby, why u wanna be the husband?

kulyie: it is your momsi you are referring to not me


you never say wetin dey do you dont worry,you will see my face when abacha rises from his grave.wannabe hooligan :p

dont mind that mofo jare,
upload ur pix to shame the boi o jare

Airforce1: She never knew she would some day give birth to a fatherless child.

see who dey talk, instead make u resemble wizard, u go resemble winsh

It's in the news, Ann, the poster of that article is HIV+ If thats true, then i see her frustration.

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OP, you didn't go with ur camera phone?

I listen to this when am moody, it helps me recover from my regular ugly moods
the magic is in the tune, not the lyrics.

it is a Celine dion piece, THE GREATEST REWARD


so suddenly, so strange
life wakes you up, things changed.
i've done my best, I've served my call
I thought I had it all

So suddenly, so strong
My prejudice was gone
You needed me, I found my place
I'm different now, these days

Now the greatest reward
Is the light in your eyes
The sound of your voice
And the touch of your hand
You made me who I am

You trusted me to grow
I gave my heart to show
There's nothing else I cherish more
I stand by you for sure

Now the greatest reward
Is the love that I can give
I'm here for you now
For as long as I live
You made me who I am

So suddenly, it's clear to me
Things change
Our future lies in here and now
We made it through somehow

Now the greatest reward
Is the love that I can give
I'm here for you now
For as long as I live
You made me who I am

You made me who I am

when are the nigerian app developers gonna create a name app.
always coming up with ridiculous apps these days.

on point., lively concept, i love the way those lions step to the beat.
classic and unique.

classic.

Well, obviously OP is in Wande's camp.

depending on how you view this, it's a clear message to other artists who think they can shine by stealing his songs.
well, he killed wande coal's hard work on that song and that is a smart way to deal with a mushin boi
you can't know wande better than Jazzy, u know!

As for shifting attention away from Eminado, thats crap cos Oduah's car scam, etc are stories that could cause same effect, they do not affect people's lifestyle so stop sounding like it's big stuff

If you dont know Poko is Poko today cos of twitter, and trust, foreign artists do get dirty on twitter too
i just hate how we use the west as our yardstick. can an American drag a bus conductor off a moving vehicle over N10?
shows we are African. and should remain african.

If you don't know, that bruhaha may be an attempt to give the song the needed attention, by both parties.
even ur rants who knows. don't believe everything you read on twitter.

u gree for 20k?

Dovahkiin: ode see what is impressing you , they launched a rocket to mars while majority of their population wallow in poverty and unemployment , and terrorists continue to blow $hit up , this whole mars launch shit is just a pissing contest . cant Bleep with their hustle tho , like the jews , they suceed anywhere they go and when they do , they help their other indians suceed . We nigerians might want to pick up on that .



Are you included in that generalization as a fellow Nigerian cos you are coming off all high and mighty

i work very hard so i think it is grand theft when i pay you 100% salary to work for 30days
and you skip some days, because you have to take your mom to the hospital (the usual line used by all of them)

you see, it's an agreement, you have to fulfill ur end for me to fulfill mine.
capish!

DICKtator: Why can't she resign honorably?

because she is greedy. you no see her nose like the front of mercedez benz