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Jesus!

Imagine you are walking and some dude just show up
seize you, tie you up and regardless of how much ur parent have invested in your education. Your dreams and hussles to make it
They just slit your throat only to sell your body parts and keep the change

We need stricter punishment for such offence, capital punishment is just not enough

can we have a punishment like roasting their legs while they are alive, like put the leg on fire, cook it for 30 seconds
allow him recover for 5 minutes, put it back till they become like charcoal all on live TV so others can learn

cos i dont get this madness.

Freedom

or did you mean to say have i ever scammed anyone b4?

RIP great one, the world will remember you for the great deeds. not like this our useless president

seniourman: [size=24pt]mukina2 biko nu unban my sseniourman account you banned till 2018. I promise not to insult again mukina2 please forgive me I may be your husband tomorro oo[/size]
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darlin plz am using dat account to like my post.
Pls 4gv me

this one u are using make sense pass dat one na!

let me help you out dear

1. You need to add some emotions. just maybe when you guys are together, or quiet, just let tears run down ur cheek and let her notice it
2. dont tell her, keep her on suspense and always ask what you will do that she wont be able to forgive u
3. prepare her mind
4. then one day, tell her everything
start with, your conscience bla bla bla, that you so love her it hurts you that you have to lie to her everyday.
that you cannot hold it anymore, you just feel sad inside
when done telling her how you messed up
tell her you are happy now and u feel light

This is a sign youve got a good heart afterall.
A woman who is truly in love with you and not what you can offer will forgive you, though expect initial gragra.
if she does not forgive ur as5, then let her go, she doesn't love u in the first place anyways.

seniourman: [size=24pt] Mukina2 please forgive me[/size]

Chie my sweet mukina2 you banned my sseniourman account
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Till 2018



Chie mukina2 you suppose know sey dat ban no be ordinary ban.....
If to sey na one section like how Sexkillz ban me for romance till 2041 I no go vex ....

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Aunty mukina2 I was just insulting someone who insulted me oo....


Aunty mukina2 Even if you make I wash your pant I swear I go wash am


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Maybe dat day you never chop you dey vex Or Seun make you vex...
Or person provoke you, you con pour your gentle anger for my little account wey I dey use like my post...

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Mukina2 no mind those things you no know If na me go marry you,

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Mukina2 Anything you sey make I do I go do even if

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you sey make I leak your thing I go leak am...

mukina2 mukina2 I no go insult again biko forgive me...



[size=24pt]mukina2 after you unban me send me your address…I be fine boy oo... See my picture under.. so we go talk of our marriage wella[/size]

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From your dear Seniourman


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there goes another mad man uploading his pix

naptu2: The National Assembly blocked proposals for a (64 billion naira) 2nd runway, saying that it's too expensive (I think that they thought that the contract was inflated).

Hm! Who knows if this is an attempt to get them to change their minds?

sure, thats why the Pro-Oduah group created the thread.

64,000,000,000 naira to build just 1 runway that will start "leaking" days after it is completed, dont you see that it is inflated already?
that money will build an airport

Kuala Lumpur International Airport which is Malaysia's main international airport and one the major airport of South East Asia
It was ranked the 9th busiest airport in the world by international passenger traffic, and is the 4th busiest international airport in Asia
Source: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kuala_Lumpur_International_Airport

was built with 3.5 billion USD approximately 540 billion naira and has 2 parallel runways, each is 2 kilometers long
Our greedy mistress want to build a single "local standard" 700 meters runway for 64 Billion naira

person wey her coffin go still crash last last.

satowind: Y p square go marry d square nah. Patiently waiting 4 my birthday.

who is this village boy?

4reigningqueen: "wole pelu changi e, eleyi o ni changi o,o se jade nio."

oh my God! How i hate that statement. Now the solution is to be proactive by gathering smaller denomination or checking passengers hands to see who is giving change.

so on point

Did You Know that Iyanya sold his car to shoot his “Kukere” Video??

did you know Iyanya no get money when e dey sing "a geti monie ooo, kukere! kukere!"

did you know i once saw faze at MMIA2

did you know i once bumped into Klint da drunk on Bode thomas.

did you know i once bumped into Uche jombo at my GMT Gym in Surulere

did you know i bumped into kc presh at UBA bode thomas, the dude has a good skin and kinda cute than in all his pix.

did you know President jonathan has huge inferiority complex? I am gifted at reading ppl.

Watch and thank me later


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B-KHEqJD-Lo

OP, how old are u?

please for phuck sake, do the needful.

it looks ugly

u go soon change name to mobitel, just watch

A word of advice for those fugly guys who upload their pix at the slightest chance.
use facebook if you need to upload pix pls.

the post up there is filled with lies and sentiments.

1. spent so much on her education
2. she pass through the encouragement of her employer (Not by reading hard?)
2. planning to send her to university
4. she brought out part of the money (an attempt to prove she is guilty as charged)
5. she could bring out part but drank snipper to protect whom she gave the rest to

haba. this woman should be held responsible, that girl did not steal the money
and she must have drank that dangerous substance knowing she faces a greater punishment than death

Poor little girl, RIP

he is not even a celebrity and he is doing all this, zero talent, all i see if irresponsibility.
see fresh tatoo all over a supposed matured man who is entering his second marriage with kids.

Tiwa don enter am.

you hang your towel in the room, plus you rub your dirty hand all over it and some guys can even rob catarrh and hand it round their dirty collar all day in pretense they want to have their shower.

BetaThings: You have listened too much to the hate speeches of your pastors
Approach a church, it is always "fire, fire", "I curse you" "God let them perish" etc
When are you going to kill your own share of "winch" that you should not suffer to live

The fact that you are not setting fellow Christian on fire (like Reverend King) goes to show you are disobeying your God

maybe it will be better off if you guys can call on allah to do same, rather than wearing bomb jackets.
Infact the very few of you who do not engage in the violence are termed "hypocrites"

chiefololade: Please find an English Qur'an and help me quote where it is written that "All Muslim Faithfuls To Execute Infidels.
Thanks

i dont read korans bro
http://www.wvinter.net/~haught/Koran.html

Idrico: How come muslims in the Sw have not killed you?

Because they are not gullible, they love life than allah
here is the link and it shows how intolerant the koran want muslims to be.


http://www.wvinter.net/~haught/Koran.html

Kollins12: Your problem is IGNORANCE: so you still don't know at this stage that Islam has nothing to do with B/Haram, anyway! I do not blame you,naivety based on mental complacency in you is the cause of your foolishness.

Islam has a lot to do with boko haram, the fact that you are not killing your fellow christian goes to show you are disobeying allah, who instructed all muslim faithfuls to execute infidels.

The world will be better off if the whole world can fight islam. which is the main cause.
Abeg, no come kill me 4 house o, i don't really mean all my above rant o.

poster, first off, get a new lawyer and introduce him to all tenants.
send the most less troublesome one a quit notice, make sure you dont send it to both cos they will gang up against you.
dont wait for the rent to expire, just send it now and make it 6 month if they are annual payers, if less, then make it their tenure expiry date

when the less troublesome one comes begging, charge him a lawyer fee through your lawyer.
and start being aggressive. dont let them take that position.

goodluck

nowi believe the whole kate henshaw attitude was staged.
they just want more ppl to watch it by making it more controversial.


but why the guy head big like biggie?

I will suggest the GTBank management line up the developers from youngest to oldest
and flog them properly. what a waste of development time.

1. the site takes forever to load
2. when you login on mobile to check balance, it loads every other useless thing, except your account balance which is of great interest
3. my dollar account seems to have been spirited away from the new interface

Please how can we access the old one, this one wey just dey roll and roll

My phone's battery just wont last enough for me to answer this naughty OP, You think you can just come online asking us to solve your ridiculous homework. I still wonder how this made it to frontpage. I got it! I wrote an extremely long compound sentence just as requested.

OP, send me recharge card swiftly

thats true luv, btw, u have won an automatic ticket as the only wife.

when i get 2 huge jugs wey i dey find person wey go help me fall am, ehn! some men wicked o

ban d tin jo!