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Crime / Re: Man Commits Suicide By Drinking Sniper Because Of A His Girlfriend ;graphics by Slim101(m): 6:50pm On May 21, 2019
I choose not to believe this.
Reasons:
1) Snipper (or any poison) will make you foam in the mouth and nostrils while writhing in pain before death. There’s non in his mouth or nostrils.
2) He doesn’t look like someone that died in pain. Go and check the picture of anyone that died of lethal poisoning like Snipper, they look concocted and not peaceful like this guy.
3) He probably just wanted to play victim and make the girl (if any sef) that broke his stupid heart feel bad and come back to him.

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Celebrities / Re: Tania Omotayo And Her Husband, Sumbo In Maternity Photo by Slim101(m): 5:59pm On Apr 02, 2019
omonla10:
U mean wizkids ex.. Whether she likes it or not, she carries that tag forever.. Sebi na u wan date celebrity

Wiz kid wasn’t a “celeb” when it was reported that they were together.
Celebrities / Re: Burna Boy Curves Lady Who Attempted To Dance With Him At Mo Abudu's Daughter's W by Slim101(m): 1:14pm On Mar 26, 2019
Kastonkastroll:
Lol. You want to have access to all kinds of kitties, just become a musician and Nigeria girls will be opening their legs for you like letter 'Y' grin
‘Y’ still close leg small. You meant letter ‘U’.
That one open leg like Naija girls and celebs.

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Crime / Re: How I Was Wrongly Accused Of Telling My Friend To Kill Himself- Nigerian Soldier by Slim101(m): 11:07am On Mar 22, 2019
Sad
Properties / Re: FLOOR/WALL TILES HERE @EPIC_CERAMICS (with Pictures) by Slim101(m): 9:05pm On Feb 20, 2019
ThatHistoryGuy:


08157000908
Ok.

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Properties / Re: Things You Should Know Before Buying That Casement Windows by Slim101(m): 1:39pm On Feb 20, 2019
Hello Broker, please I need your opinion on this.

My building is constructed with red brick which are 6 inches. I did casement windows in some of the places and decided with my Aluminium guy and bricklayer to instal burglar proofs (for casements)?after nets because of space of the the 6inch bricks. But the Aluminium guy is insisting that we instal burglar proofs before nets, saying it will not be possible to repair nets when there’s new for repairs. Do I that will meen I have to make adjustments on the burglar proofs again which is extra cost.
Is this claim true that you can never instal burglar proofs after net?
I want to believe the Aluminium guy doesn’t wants to do the nets now probably because he needs more time. He might just want me to just go ahead with bricklayers first so save him more time.
What’s your opinion about casements/nets/burglar proofs? Thanks.
Properties / Re: FLOOR/WALL TILES HERE @EPIC_CERAMICS (with Pictures) by Slim101(m): 12:46pm On Feb 20, 2019
Hello OP. Can I have your Whatsapp contact for easier correspondence please?
Politics / Re: Atiku Abubakar Campaigns In Daura, Katsina. See How He Was Welcomed by Slim101(m): 6:25pm On Feb 07, 2019
Hadone:
More pix of PDP campaign presently in Katsina State today

I saw what you did there. grin grin grin
Properties / Re: General Topic Thread-To Discuss Anything And Everything in Building Construction by Slim101(m): 11:32am On Feb 05, 2019
Hi everyone and happy new month.
Please house, I will appreciate a recommendation of a worthy welder that can make good front doors in Ibadan.

@Hajji Baba I hail o!!
Celebrities / Re: Davido Reacts To Buhari Suspending Onnoghen, The CJN by Slim101(m): 9:41pm On Jan 25, 2019
Viergeachar:


Iwo l'ori e o pe.

Isn't this brazen suspension of the constitution

Lo pe Baba ati Iyalaya e wa ki won wa defend constitution. Give them placards on their way here too. Omo ale jati jati. Slave of Davido.
Celebrities / Re: Davido Reacts To Buhari Suspending Onnoghen, The CJN by Slim101(m): 8:38pm On Jan 25, 2019
Abi dindinrin ni boy David yi ni?

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Celebrities / Re: Davido: I Saw Stars After I Was Slapped - Tumi Lawrence, Kizz Daniel's Manager by Slim101(m): 5:04am On Dec 29, 2018
notoriousbabe:
Rubbish




Animal is this but is kill no one it has kill but gorilla is kill no for friends and is kill and say is consumption of is not good but is kill it. God is seeing it.
What d ferk is this!!
Celebrities / Re: Adekunle Gold Celebrates Simi in a Beautiful way, She Replies And Fans go gaga by Slim101(m): 6:12am On Dec 10, 2018
These guys should just get a room jare.

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Celebrities / Re: Tanzanian Musician, Diamond Platnumz Disappears As Stage Collapses by Slim101(m): 6:10am On Dec 10, 2018
Wow.....hope he has gone for comprehensive x-raying?

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Religion / Re: Pastor Orr Shocks His Congregation, "Floats" Into Church During Service (Pics) by Slim101(m): 9:31pm On Nov 26, 2018
omooba969:


Buahahahahaha cheesy cheesy it only shows how much respect you have for your father - that's if you even know your father... loooolcheesy cheesy

Oníranù ni e. cheesy

Olódo òshì. grin

I don't suffer fools like you. I give you a sample of your uncultured dose.

Next time be cultured and stop insulting your parents' mates just because you think you're anonymous online. I know your father, I will help him for the sake of your mom. Now go and rummage your neighborhood dustbin maybe you'd be lucky to find some food for dinner.

Were, omo eru to n pe ara e l'omo oba.
Religion / Re: Pastor Orr Shocks His Congregation, "Floats" Into Church During Service (Pics) by Slim101(m): 6:43pm On Nov 26, 2018
omooba969:



Buahahahahahacheesy cheesy orí e tí dàrú, what are you getting at or you're still trying to be wrong&strong...lolcheesy

What has "dubbed" got to do with the fact that you believed that the pastor was truly flying - with jazz. You wanna twist level ehn...olódo ràbàtà! grin

Òdè jatijati. cool

Go take care of your incapacitated father in the village and stop concerning yourself with what I believe or not.

Omo irankiran!!
Religion / Re: Pastor Orr Shocks His Congregation, "Floats" Into Church During Service (Pics) by Slim101(m): 6:11pm On Nov 26, 2018
omooba969:


He was on a zip line dummy.

Read! Read!! Read!!!

Congratulations!! You just proved your father and the unfortunate one that birthed him suffer from Downs Syndrome.

Have you even heard the word "dubbed" before?

Didinrin omo didinrin. grin grin
Religion / Re: Pastor Orr Shocks His Congregation, "Floats" Into Church During Service (Pics) by Slim101(m): 5:36pm On Nov 26, 2018
wink
He should be careful not to be dubbed a wizard.

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Politics / Re: Olujonwo, Obasanjo's Son Embracing His Father After Declaring Support For Buhari by Slim101(m): 8:43am On Nov 26, 2018
wink
OBJ: Jonwo, abeg arrange yourself properly with Sai Baba o! This looter cannot win election o!

Jonwo: ...but Daddy, u said you've forgiven him nah!

OBJ:....Ehnehn, so what? Did I tell him I have forgotten?

Jonwo: So Daddy, na Sai Baba u dey with?

OBJ: Before nko?
I no see much chop for im gofment, but he's better than the looter.

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Politics / Re: Why We Set Up National Health Insurance Scheme – Obasanjo by Slim101(m): 5:26am On Nov 20, 2018
Politics / Re: Fayose’s Trial: We Moved N1.2b Cash In Three Planes, Says Witness by Slim101(m): 5:05am On Nov 20, 2018
Honestly these people (politicians) have ruined this country. shocked shocked cry

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Politics / Re: Why We Set Up National Health Insurance Scheme – Obasanjo by Slim101(m): 5:04am On Nov 20, 2018

He thanked Governor Okowa for paying all the arrears of local government staff and that of teachers in the state, describing Okowa as a good leader who deserves reelection in 2019.

This where I stopped reading the post angry angry
[/quote] governor for paying workers
Politics / Re: FG To Concession 6 Hydro Power Generation Assets by Slim101(m): 5:04am On Nov 20, 2018
Renewable energy is the way to go. I wonder why our major sources are still through gas turbines and hydro with technological advancement running amok all over the world? Gas and hydro are not renewable!

What happened to Solar plants and wind turbines? These are the major renewable energy sources with zero emissions.

Why can't government make standardised solar generation kits available and affordable to private homes (like cable tvs and mobile fines?).

Let people (who chose to) generate their individual power (through solar and wind turbines) while government face industrial consumers.

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Celebrities / Re: Gabrielle Union & Dwyane Wade Welcome Baby Via Surrogacy (Photos) by Slim101(m): 5:21am On Nov 09, 2018
CHIMDIYA4EVA:
Since it's through surrogacy, why is she on the hospital bed
I guess same reason Linda was on hospital bed. She only seems to be ashamed of her own surrogacy. smiley

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Properties / Re: Plots of Land @Ibadan. by Slim101(m): 6:25am On Nov 08, 2018
Property still available.
Properties / Re: Plots of Land @Ibadan. by Slim101(m): 6:24am On Nov 08, 2018
Celebrities / Re: Bimbo Thomas Pictured With Yemi Osinbajo At An Event by Slim101(m): 2:57pm On Nov 07, 2018
Ok...we have seen her.
Crime / Re: Moment CCTV Captured A Slay King Stealing An iPhone 6 At A Super Market. by Slim101(m): 2:52pm On Nov 07, 2018
grin
What's the meaning of 'slay king' again?

Can it be said that he will be slayed with sword when caught for stealing?

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Travel / Re: Bus Plunges 220ft Into China River After Passenger-Driver Fight, Killing All 15 by Slim101(m): 9:10pm On Nov 02, 2018

The video seem to me like the driver deliberately crashed the bus.
1)The veering off the road doesnt seem sudden.
2)The seem to steer the bus towards the guard rail.
3)Passengers had been screaming before the woman hit him.

Who knows if she the dude was suicidal and decided not to go down alone

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Celebrities / Re: Efemena Okedi's Burial: Ras Kimono’s Wife Buried (Photos) by Slim101(m): 5:12pm On Oct 26, 2018
lipsrsealed
Very sad. They died weeks apart. Seems theye were so much in love and couldn't live without each.

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NYSC / Re: Certificates Acquired During NYSC by Slim101(m): 3:26pm On Oct 18, 2018
smiley You have made your 1 year service to Fatherland worth the while. You have done absolutely well.
More grace unto you!

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Properties / Re: Different Types Of Nigerian Landlords (meme Collection) by Slim101(m): 5:41pm On Oct 04, 2018
grin
My first landlord as a married man almost turned us into house helps. My wife (and my neighbor's wife) must sweep the compound everyday while his grown irresponsible children trash the compound without doing anything. Calls us men to weed the compound every Saturday despite paying for it.
I made sure he smelt pepper before eventually giving him the middle finger though.
Since then, I made sure I don't rent any flat with a live-in landlord.

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