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Dear Nairalanders, i just started a new relationship and its all so ecxiting. Its still in the early stage, i want to call and text and hear my baby's voice all the time, i feel anxious and agitated when i don't get that phone call. Is this normal? Please kindly share the experiences of the early stages of your relationships.

I really cant go thru this again

Series22: a political party is a name, animal kingdom or place

youwrote on slates when you were in primary school ba?

[quote author=Curious_city]Hmmm, these PDP guys are just pathetic.
So, they now forced some hungry armed robbers to confess to a crime that was highly masterminded so that they can blame it on
the governor as doing poor on security.
Who doesn't know that the guys paraded by SSS are just recruited?[/quote]good thinking good product

Beaf: PDP is a political party, not a place, bro. Just saying.

what is your definition of a political party?

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Boo would do

Here we go again!

Its our loss whats their issue? That we got to play wit the U.S.A and they're nowhere?

This is gonna get ugly! Musiliu and shemiu will not agree to wear uniforms!

They want to use the guns to slaughter cows

It will be like in the movies when their beating someone and all you hear are sound effects: gbish! gbash! ulh! unh!

When Tukur's son is one the suspects,anything can happen on the charly boy show...

Benue State again?! What shall we not see and hear? Obama sch,mothers selling their kids for 4000naira,are you sure GEJ is not from benue?

How can buhari go and visit borno and bauchi? There are no airports

Malia and her sister will attend hehe

When i think of what is happening in Naija some fela songs: this uprising will bring out the beast in us!

26. Beware of those funny trycicles ''napep'' who have managed to stay in bizness becos of naija's lack of tornadoes,they'll drag space wit you and okadamen

Rivers and Bayelsa states bear names like that

shymmex: She's cute!!

However, when did naija people start bearing names like; Charles-Granville?

Rivers and Bayelsa states bear names like that

Suspect or no boko haram is attached to their name and there shall be no mercy shikena!

Ezeufi: They are not boko haram, they are just boko haram suspects you mumu. Wait when your brother gets killed as a "suspect" of anything; then you will learn to not rejoice the murder of a suspect.

This is Spartar! Kill them all!

yorke: So pathetic! Its high time those muslims are all removed 4rm d police force.

Dude! What the crap are you spewing?

The blood of Ken Saro Wiwa still cries out for justice against shell

[b][/b]DOG EAT DOG

Euroclydon: Or snoop goat!

snoop goaty goat

*yawn* neeeeexxxxxttt!

So na shoe you wan sell now smh mediocre actress

Snoop Lion kor snoop cat ni,hehe snoop catty cat

Nigeria! Shameless old woman

And he will surely carry 200 aides and committes with him

1800bc: I might be a criminal!

yes sooo,it will be like selling cocaine...''psst,guy you wan open nairaland? 100k o'' chai gud bizness o