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'If I dey piss you off, go wee wee' Vector ft 9ice Angeli

Dipo haba! You knew Song in 95?

Lord Ibime we bow to your superior knowledge of bullshit . The same player who had more undefeated games than ManU's unbeaten run? . . . .ok ok, that was Eldeesque. Forget purple patch tho, Djourou has been a good defender since he was a teenager at Arsenal. He's lost a bit of form to be honest. E dey fall my hand sha.

However Koscielny, asides all you sizist hating on a slim defender. What does your favorite defender do that he doesn't. And please don't bore me with Carling Cup final.

Nasri in Cesc role? I don't know who keeps perpetuating this tired joke. Nasri cant spot a good run to save his flourescent boot! Nasri reminds me of the boys who owned the 'felele' for playing 'choosing'. They are not hard to spot. They always refuse to release the ball on the pitch or off it.

Coogar, differences asides, you are not known to quote cliches. Windy nite, brittana. . . . seriously? We've won every windy nite in Brittania that I can remember. Daytime is another matter tho.

Everybody say 'God bless Debo'

Koscielny had more through passes than Samir

Mykali that was some metaphor overdose!!

Yeah, i buried Queen Latifah alive bcuz i wanna grow fat/
and i heard Jesus drove a Ferrari for 40 days to go fast//

DBR stop showing off man!! Do you ever drop weak s#!t? Geddit. . . . .week s#!t?

coogar:
he had no driver's license? show me the link.
i don't believe what you say these days.
nah. . . .they must have been chasing hos way back. . . .but since they were unknown, the media didn't give a shyt.

@ eldee,

stop distorting the facts - fergie didn't beg rooney. all that was play-acting.
at the height of the crisis, the media and people generally thought fergie must have pissed rooney off like the beckham saga. rooney is the english icon and fergie had to clear himself this wasn't his fault - it's rooney's doing.

fergie needed rooney? what was rooney's contribution last season.
didn't berbatov step up to the plate producing magical moments? when berba got tired, didn't chicharito step up as well?
abeg - fergie handles his players well and better than that lunatic wenger.

at least before fergie dumps his talented players, they must have won something! beckham, keane, ronaldo, ruud, etc all won mega titles before fergie parted company with them. even the "supposed" mega flopsveron/forlan won a league title before fergie sold them. how do you then compare him to wenger? j-e-t has attitude problems - spare me!! is j-e-t as bad as ravel morrison? how many times has morrison been in court in the last 2 years? more than joey barton and has fergie sold him to ipswich? adebayor left, hleb left, flamini left, eduardo left, toure left, gallas left, clichy left, diarra left, etc. how many of them won trophies with arsenal?

the mind boggles. . . . .

Off that list, only Adebayor has the type of attitude problem being reffered to here, believing you have arrived instead of constantly asking 'Are we there yet?'

Interesting you mention Cristiano, note that bar none I am yet to see any footballer as hungry to be the best as Cristiano Ronaldo. It is not about whether you are spending[i] lau lau[/i], it is your money you have earned the right to. It is about how you apply yourself to the sport. Those who dont get left behind. Simples.

Meanwhile how can anybody who knew VanPersie as a teenager question AW's man management skill.

Haa, gbege haff set. Baba Ijebu done gone and did it!! Ladbrokes has Doctor to blow a gasket at 4/1.

coogar:
sorry to disappoint you. . . .i don't pen bars. . . .

shut the eff up. . . .you couldn't have heard everything canibus has done. . . .that's only exclusive to his few fans.
you have heard post traumatic warlab stress, his lyrical law(trilogy), c of tranquility? niggah puh-leaseee.

stop talking like an . listen to ibime(your godfather in rap lyrics). he admitted killah priest was the whipping boy in the days of apocalyptic four horsemen. i doubt you have ever heard of them. all you newbies of the rap industry claiming to know about rap. better go back to your geometry and learn locus and obtuse angles. this is not your forte!

i refuse to believe you. for you to have heard all his works, you must be his ardent fan.
canibus have more than a dozen albums out there. . . .only his die-hard fans buy all his materials. stop claiming what you don't have.

how can i get a mad to what a charlatan like you have to say. all what you have spat could have been heard from a big uncle or big brother. . .
he summarized you on only slaves d.r.e.a.m.. . . .,my lyrics are too advanced for the average block hustler. . . .
you have to be intelligent to sync with canibus. . . . . .if you don't understand him, you are not intelligent.

decode this line. . . .

you can't get your groove back,
don't even bother asking angela bassett
you just get your [b]a[/b]sskicked,
get your head chopped off and dropped in the basket.

Sharon stop lying .

9jaganja, believe me you cant battle this dude if what you're into is beautiful-word puzzles #jus sayin

Definitely there is no bigger moomoo than this Balotelli . . . . .are u kidding me? like the commentator said.

Miyachi is in Brazil, he's meeting with Sylvinho, no cause for alarm. For those who know of those matters.

Somebody help Eldee, he's about to have a spontaneous human combustion

No, Debo hasn't said anything

Frimpong is not going anywhere. And someone mentioned his passing. . . .as in really, his passing?

Ok just so we are clear on the details. Make no mistake about it. . .GERVINHO HAS NOW SCORED MORE GOALS THAN TORRES!!!

Ol boy this second half 4-4-2 is a dud jor.

Yeeeeeesss! Thank God, I've been waiting for the spirit on Dixon to descend on that Jenkinson boy. Now we have confirmation

rapjunkie:
yep. . . .'Anoti' is the only single MI has had that mildy grazed the streets. . . . . .

please name another

btw is it aje butter or ajebota? i need to brush up on my spelling skills. . . .

nobody with street credibility listens to MI2. . .

Murder!!!!

Something someone said. . . . . . .

In all this turmoil and doom I have found the perfect antidote and a source of constant amusement. To be a nice guy I want to share it with my fellow gunners.

NO MATTER HOW TERRIBLE AND GLOOMY THINGS MAY LOOK NEVER FORGET THIS ONE FACT: A STRIKER WAS BOUGHT FOR £50M  AND HE SCORED ONLY ONE GOAL!!!! 

See, never fails, anytime and everytime. 

All this handwringing aint worth two-pence.

The saddest news this summer is that we are negotiating to sell Cesc. Means he has given his answer to the question AW has been asking him since. Does he want to stay or go?

Some people will now say Nasri will do the job. I laff in jabulani.

Baba ijebu sort this s#!t out.

debosky:
There is always a reason somewhere for a deal failing - other clubs agree financial terms with both the club and the player, we failed to do the latter. It's a disgrace that despite sending out a director to seal the deal we were simply stood up.

We either didn't fully do our leg work or we we acted slowly which permitted another club to come in with a better offer.

Why would a player do a medical and PASS yet fail to sign? That is virtually unheard of - someone should've known the dad wanted more cash and either pulled out earlier instead of this embarrassing debacle.

I'm not fussed about a player who hasn't even played 10 league games, but I hope it's not an indication of shabby handling of transfer dealings. From what we've seen so far, it may well be the case.

It shouldn't take forever to sign players - Utd had 3 obvious targets and they've gotten them. Liverpool had a number, but secured their top 3 targets, including a capable back up GK. Arsenal? We've lost out on three targets so far, and before Gazidis' protestations, no one could be sure whether or not we had any more targets in mind.

Apart from signing Gervinho, we better make some signings to address our obvious weaknesses - anything less than that is stubborn foolishness.

Debo even though I see your point, on this one I disagree. We had a director go over there means there was no pus-syfooting this time around. It was done and dusted. Just put pen to paper, and there you go. . . . . you cant legislate for human greed.

Reminds me of Tom Cruise in Jerry Maguire with the no 1 draft of the NBA or was it NFL. There are always people waiting to screw us over. Its been done twice this summer. I maintain nowadays its a matter of money. Dont be surprised down the line you'd hear that erm erm loaded erm erm to bribe erm erm so that they can buy the player. At least we now know those you can go to after you pay £5m so they can lend you player. And those that can evenn buy you a whole club 

If I say Baba Sir and you put Gida Demento, na you know oooo  . . . . .Fela lo so be. 

debosky:
@ Dudu

As I suspected the Campbell deal has fallen through - Arsenal has withdrawn from the deal because the boy and his dad were stalling.

Basically hoping for a bigger offer to come in, or already told that if they stalled they'd get more money.

A shabby state of affairs to say the least. Even though he's not some established player, the fact that we're struggling to sign even these low key players shows there's something amiss in the Arsenal set up. I agree we shouldn't be held to ransom and we probably have enough young players as it is, but it's slightly concerning nonetheless.

Some reports say we even had to increase our offer to get to the stage of verbal agreement. I guess now its basically all about money everywhere.

proudly9ja:
Thanks.
debo[b]skysports[/b]

Classic!!!

Gervinho confirmed on the .com. Massive YAAAAWWWWWNNN!!!

Ok another one, now Vela has scored 2 in 2, are you screaming your head off he is going to be the highest goal scorer in Europe this year?. . . . . . . , . . .exactly!

Debo shey what I meant about serious analysis.

Edoyad jus one question. Did you think we will conquer the EPL when we won the first match 4-0. . . . . . . . . . . . . , . .yeah I thot so.

Abeg folks should lite a blunt jare.

@Krayola, are you living in a mirror? You seem to have the people crying in reverse. I hear tissues are selling at a discount in Cuntalunya. And no, that's not part of the cost-saving measure. Miscue na club?

@Sharon, of course why should we let him leave? I guess your sending Pique back to Cuntalunya had nothing to do with his being the umimpressive tall droopy fella block the keeper's view at Old Toilet. And we keeping Cesc has nothing to do with him being the most productive midfielder in all of Europe in the last 5years?

Let's just ship everybody back to their respective countries eh? While we settle down with glee to watch Robinson repeatedly trying to make an assist for Crouch!

Oh fork! Twas all fun and games then Abdullai showed up. Ni99a puleeeaze.

Ok I no wan Beyond Say, na Shack-He-Rar I want. As them badt sharp guys go say. . . .dat one nko?!

Bellerin and Harper 6m, you don't forking say?!

Seriously is there something in the water at Cuntalunya.

Nice mathematics Debosky, can we throw in Overmars, Petit, van brokhorst and Henry? Oh what hell, these forkers are our magas.

Ok, let me drop an hawk amongst this cheeky debate.

MI has decided he wants to do a track called 'I AM LEGEND' feat 'Nine, Rugged, Eldee da Don. To come out on IM2. Thots please.

For me, been a min Eldee did the real ish. That's my biggest anticipation. As for the elephant in room. . . . . well. . .

This is preseason work out. Resist the attempt at serious analysis. #jus sayin

DBR didn't you listen to Rhymstein's E Dey Pain You, Eldee diss?

Cool down oh. Before HipHop Police start accusing MI of stealin inspiration

Coogar which album? Eminem does not write all the lyrics. They do make input in each other's lines tho.

Of course Fabregas has been kidnapped. However in a bizarre twist of norm we the kidnappers pay him a ransom of about £120K every week. Arsenal please can you kidnap me too?

However folks should go easy on the CUNTalunyans, people lose their senses in an economic depression.