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Mr B Cork:
MODs. pls dont forget about me. Its not fair on the ladies. My account has been SPAM. Pls assist. cheers!

lmao lmao lmao.
You never start,u go beg tire!!

Flashaldrin:
kai, this is a very great read!! read it from the beginning to the end like say i dey watch film. and very very true.
and to guys too, she is not into you be say she is not into you! simples!


yorisb = lawyer. confirmed!
with his very boring albeit interesting grammar

me sef tire for the boring and unnecessary grammer

Ranoscky:
I dey tel u.

bro,its really worth a read

i have seen my birthmates a number of times and there's been no special feeling

:-x :-x

IZUKWU:
190 is a legend of bullshit, odiero has a long way to catch up.

[quote author=190_@ link=topic=823925.msg9806686#msg9806686 date=1324421515]

Flash free the babe - na ashawo setting fit am

wen we wan shoot ashawo setting where ramsey noah go carry ashawo

sliyem fit come in  

But the problem be - ramsey wife go catch ramsey beat the ashawo on top   [/quote]see dis errand boy,
what do you know?
c'mon ,run and go get me the phone directory.i need to talk to someone sensible around here.

xynerise:
"yellow yansh". Hmmm thats weird. . I never see yansh wey get MTN colour before o. . Na fair complexioned them teach me.

oga xyne,i for show you the yellow yansh but errrrm,you are on honeymoon and its too early to see any other yansh except skydeep's.you may pass.thanks!

Flashaldrin:
slimyem dey go italy??
thank you mallam90, i for don enter dont wory, e don end

na mumu you be.
if them give you shite chop sef,e go don don digest b4 you know say na shite, 

Flashaldrin:
are you through with ok_2_nv?? oya make una do the reverse. quick! time nor dey director nor dey give role again
na backyard role me and 190 wan organise give you, you dey do shakara
unless if you are willing to join chimezie

TA!
gimme the directors number.he's ma main man.i'll talk to him.

Flashaldrin:
190, i am admiring slimyem from afar, but i still love cocoa, help!!!

you wan make them pour me acid??
abegi o.shift fast!

Flashaldrin:
190 anything at all for yem??!
even if na to dey sell groundnut

190 ke??
is that not the errand boy?
get me the director my friend!!!

^^ode,come carry me.i dey wait you

Flashaldrin:
your script na for part 2, go and audition now!

which audition??
you don forget say na me authorize this story initially?
i get another act for another location na im make me just dissapear small.
now,gemme ma script fast!!!

[quote author=190_@ link=topic=829506.msg9806426#msg9806426 date=1324418602]Is that a romance question

If you have notin important to say kindly carry your black arse and EXIT through the window ----------------->[/quote]my arse is actually yellow and that question is a romantic problem because you are a problem to NL's romance section

na wa o, where be my script nah abi una don act finish??

why is the functionality of your brain flunctuating??
thanks in advance!!

Flashaldrin:
^^^ thats for calling your uncle a slowpoke

people, audition for shocking news part 2 is on o
the juicy roles are still availaible
nairaland productions
exec producer: flashaldrin
costume designer: babe
area girl: id
film clown: 190
actor: sexkillz
boss: seedord
babalawo: chimezie190
fine girl: slimyem
ugly jealous babe: goldieluks
other roles available!!!

yeah!!!
but this dude aint getting none no matter how much he tries

dont be friends with her.
whenever you see her,say hi to her and walk by.simples!!!!

Yorisb:
[b]U get luck say u begged me 2 let it pass otherwise u 4 hear enough nwii. [/b]Behold, many kiss the baby for the sake of the nurse . . .Tenk ya stars!

swallow it!
e be like say you dey hallucinate abi?

pendo89:
^^ Forget the clowns. Trust me am the last person to take them seriously. I learnt to skip those hate threads.
But we read other threads here about girls who claim to be doing everything except that.(wish I cud retrieve one but I cant rem the girl's ID)
They say they are saving the main action for their future hubby.I seriously wonder if people who do such qualify as virgins or not. And what was your question again sir?

of course,they do.!
even with every other thing by the way, as long as the hymen is intact,you are a virgin.simples!

[quote author=Mrs, Chima link=topic=829212.msg9804935#msg9804935 date=1324402950]That's why men cheat so much because they always want to hump everyday and anything. Just hump, hump, and hump.

They say men do it to bring little ones in the world, WRONG! They do it because[b] they are natural dogs[/b].[/quote]strongly agree!!!

Yorisb:
There is, therefore lil or no correlation between effluxion and[b] nugatory[/b]. Is there?

nugatory is too much a word in this context.
why not focus on the content or ignore it if it doesnt please you.
abeg stop flexing muscles unnecessarily

i dont say sorry too but m working arnd it.
errrm,shouldnt this be in religious section?cuz it seems to me you are praying about it

Mr B Cork:
JAY B/ MOD!!   Merry christmas & a Happy New year sir and how are you sir and hope your well Sir and Long live all MOD  for life & long live Nairaland!

Bro, SPAM accidentally locked my account: Mr, Cork. Could u please disembabulate the SPAM? 

Please actionate asap.  Cheers!! 

lwkmd,lwkmd,lwkmd!!!!

and when did NL romance section become a research institute??
oya,go and take permission from seun first before we know how to answer you

The Slimey Egotist!

[quote author=190_@ link=topic=829240.msg9803765#msg9803765 date=1324388062][size=18pt]^ Actually i think hes talking about the demography of the nigerian womantive asserts of the Innuendo Upunedo [/size][/quote]what are you sparking??
english or igbira??

^^me sef tire my sister

and dyt's biyest

^^shift jor!
by the time i bombard here with that post,dm go move am

freecocoa