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Science/Technology / Re: Look At This Dolphin That Was Caught And Killed In Delta State by slimyem: 12:55am On Jul 07, 2016
cnnamoko:
We really need a law in Nigeria to jail people that kill beautiful and rare animals. Goat, cow, snake don finish?
Really? We have not even been able to enforce laws to punish humans killing other humans
Properties / Re: Trying To Rent A Property In Lagos? Read This by slimyem: 9:16pm On Apr 16, 2016
masties2:
I have been house hunting in Lagos for over two weeks now. My experience has been horrible. I have spent so much on agent fees and bikes. Aguda, Surulere has the most inflated price for dumps. If you see what they call 2/3 bedroom flats. The finer newer ones come with its special price tags for those that can afford it. Total package is always above one million. I am so tired, stressed and pissed off. The number of broken down water closets I have seen this past few days eh! I ought to use hypo to wash out my eyes. House hunting in Lagos is hell. cry cry
I could have written this same lines as this is exactly my experience in the same axis. The only thing that'd be different is my own search is going on 3 months now. Tired is an understatement with respect to how I feel now. I am weary. cry cry

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Romance / Re: A Nairalander Pre-wedding Shoot by slimyem: 4:35am On Apr 11, 2016
KINGinVALHALA3:

I would have agreed with you only if you were referring to our mothers and not present day ladies.

Cheers!
Go and marry your "mothers" sir. Abi you nor see 60 year olds and above to pick from in your area?

Bullshit!!
Family / Re: #teambossfeeling# by slimyem: 12:43am On Apr 04, 2016
The percentage of #teamliabilitytoaman is so large it makes it difficult to defend the #teamnoliabilitytoaman

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Properties / Re: Trying To Rent A Property In Lagos? Read This by slimyem: 11:55pm On Apr 03, 2016
Emmayur:
As an Estate Surveyor and Valuer who is vast with the property market, i would say that the Op was spot on with his descriptions of the Lagos road side agent. If you patronise a registered Estate Surveyor and Valuer, you won't have to pay the 3000 - 5000 inspection fee and that will save you a lot of money.
Damages or caution fee is actually say between 10% to 30% of the total rent. It is dependent on the propensity of that property to get damaged. For example, you would be required to pay up to 30% of the rent for caution fee for a building with plenty glass finishing.
Please guys, patronise registered Estate Surveyor and Valuers.
is there any you know or can recommend for surulere?
Family / Re: Just His Will by slimyem: 11:39pm On Mar 27, 2016
^^^^I'm praying for you dude. I really am cool cool
Family / Re: When HeFirst Met His Wife 14yrs Ago, He Was Homeless...an Inspiring Story by slimyem: 11:35pm On Mar 27, 2016
One out of many similar stories that didn't end well.
Some men develop short memories as soon as things start to swell. So many "regardless of how I stood by him " stories out there and in some cases, the woman wins the bread till forever or till it wears her out.

Cool story though. undecided undecided

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Family / Re: A Father's Daunting Experience With A Traditional Bone Setter by slimyem: 11:24pm On Mar 27, 2016
The education or sensitization is not enough. Health is not valued or seen as worth spending on until it's almost too late. Hospitals are last resorts.
I'm almost certain the statistics of pregnant women in Nigeria who never step in a hospital all through the course of their pregnancy would be jaw-dropping. Traditionalists would continue to have patronage until a lot changes. Until medical health care becomes affordable, accessible and trusted. It's a long road for us.
Family / Re: Just His Will by slimyem: 11:06pm On Mar 27, 2016
Shymm3x:


Check ya cleavage and tell me wagwan. tongue

Or are you just a C/D trying to pose as DDs? grin
You haven't got over your DD obsession. You need Jesus!
Family / Re: I Wants To Get Married 16 July This Year But No Money by slimyem: 11:01pm On Mar 27, 2016
What a man! What a joke! grin grin

On the long list of people I'd truly regard as needing HELP, you don't come close.
I hope you find what you are looking for.

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Family / Re: After Her Wedding Was Canceled, A Bride’s Family Did Something Incredible! by slimyem: 9:13pm On Feb 08, 2016
.... making lemonades cool
God bless the poor and homeless

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Family / Re: Dear Cynthia, How Can I Get A Relative To Leave My House Peacefully.. by slimyem: 10:20pm On Jan 01, 2016
Lmao@ a 36 year old calling a 39 year old mummy. Shameless man he is. You are the only one to blame here. You indulged him and I'm really scared for your teenage daughters. I'm hoping uncle has not been "playing " with them. You have not been very wise.

In your situation and at this point, I would deal with it with little emotion. He needs to be pushed out. Give him and ultimatum to get a job, a life and get out of your house. Does he have a mother? Relations? A family house? Send him back anywhere but your home after his ultimatum lapses.
Where are those silent wicked feminine tactics too? The ones related to the "apari isu" proverb. Unleash them if you have to.
No one should be responsible for any ABLE 36 year old man under any circumstances circumstances. This is quite easy to fix when you are ready to fix it.

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Family / Re: A Family's Lunch On New Year Day by slimyem: 9:58pm On Jan 01, 2016
Doesn't look appealing undecided undecided

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Family / Re: Her Husband Is Cheating And Depriving Her Of Sex So She Wants To Retaliate. What by slimyem: 9:51pm On Jan 01, 2016
Chanchit:
So she now checks her hubby's dik when he gets home.
ain't that funny grin grin grin

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Celebrities / Re: Annie Idibia Shows Off New Look (photos) by slimyem: 9:19am On Dec 10, 2015
What does this woman do for a living? I mean apart from being a celebrity's wife.

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Business / Re: Share Your Black Friday Shopping Experience by slimyem: 4:43pm On Nov 27, 2015
kushma:
Both jumia konga are fraud wanted to buy washing machine frm any of them so charted two machine both in jumia and konga login around 6am to buy it but the price was still the same it really made me angry but I really need it so I went to Samsung show room near ma side I was surprised the I saw 87 000 konga and 89 000 in jumia I bought it for 48 000 in d show with discount so d actactual price I bought it was 45 000 that was wen I knew the internet shopping like konga and jumia have been defrauding Nigerians.
what kg?
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Dating Friendly YIM/ BBM Pin Exchange Thread : Drop Urs, U Cld Meet Ur Soulmate by slimyem: 10:24pm On Aug 03, 2015
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Family / Re: Can This Hight Of Distrust Be Truly Seen In A Family by slimyem: 9:11am On Jul 12, 2015
Omo taa ko lo ma gbe Ile ta ko ta. It simply means a child that isn't trained is bound to sell off a house built.
This is what you expect from dysfunctional homes.
Family / Re: Will She See Me As Her Age Grade? by slimyem: 8:46am On Jul 12, 2015
What do you mean by age grade? It's not quite clear where your concern lies.
Do you mean the age difference isn't wide enough or too wide and she may disrespect you because of that?
Whichever it is, it shouldn't be an issue. That age difference is just fine enough I'M.
The most important thing is the value she has placed on that relationship and on you and what you have interpreted it to be.
Family / Re: Feeling Unworthy? How To Find Your Way To Freedom by slimyem: 8:30pm On Jul 11, 2015
Brandnew2:

Been ages....
This is what maturity does I can imagine.
It has. maturity?
How do you mean? I wasn't mature when I hung around?

we are derailing. Let's not ruin this thread.
Family / Re: Feeling Unworthy? How To Find Your Way To Freedom by slimyem: 8:08pm On Jul 11, 2015
Brandnew2:


I see you Slimyem. cheesy
I see you too. smiley
Family / Re: How Women Contribute To Their Own Objectification. by slimyem: 7:54pm On Jul 11, 2015
Not far from the truth. Femininity is cheapened by women themselves. Some of these things just make some of us numb. Makes it hard to defend the some who stand out.
The other day, I saw a woman trying to catch a bouquet with her vulva out for the world to see and another one grinding her a$$ in a video while other women hailed her on embarassed. Shameful behavior all over the place. angry The only checking we do is talk about it and it doesn't stop the rot anyways..

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Family / Re: PHOTOS: Married Woman Caught Red Handed Inside Hotel Room, Stripped Unclad by slimyem: 11:47pm On Jul 06, 2015
Nigerians and perversion tendencies. Quick to strip a woman naked over every little thing. sick bunch of people all over the place embarassed embarassed
Family / Re: Meet The Ugliest Man In Uganda , As He Welcomes His Eighth Baby by slimyem: 9:56pm On Jun 23, 2015
Ugly and poor-bad mix!
Family / Re: Please Advice, Is My Friend's Marriage Heading For A Crash? by slimyem: 12:22am On Jun 21, 2015
I don't understand the emphasis on intelligent in this case... undecided
I also don't why these simple domestic issues should be heading their marriage to a crash. How big is the house? Isn't it just the two of them? What chores are there that they can't manage?
....and didn't you mention the woman is pregnant? Has the man considered that she may be fatiguing easily due to her state?

This couple in this story sound like married teenagers... undecided undecided

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Family / Re: What Do You Think Of This Pratice Of Force Feeding A Baby PIC by slimyem: 8:15pm On Jun 20, 2015
Sometimes I think it is necessary but then it is dangerous should the child aspirate the food.

I have done it before and will do it again if the child give me any trouble with eating.I know the art cool

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Family / Re: My God! My God!! Who Have I Married?? by slimyem: 8:05pm On Jun 20, 2015
Op is saying she never had a hint this man has these ways before marriage. I say I do not believe.
Quite a number of women compromise on some standards when it comes to marriage only to scream when it bites them much later.
There's no need to ask if you should confront him. You know you will,you know you will forgive him.
Family / Re: My God! My God!! Who Have I Married?? by slimyem: 7:50pm On Jun 20, 2015
grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
Confront him. He'd either defend himself with something lame or swear it was a mistake that won't happen again. You then forgive him and hope it doesn't.
You live happily on grin

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Family / Re: Nigerian Men & 'Come To My House' Syndrome by slimyem: 10:45pm On Jun 19, 2015
What a thread! I wish I was here earlier.
Op was apt and fair with her analysis. The situation is one that deserves this attention. It's just sad that the guilty ones will remain set in their ways and the ones coming behind will follow suit. I am not surprised at the focus shift though...shameless men blaming their lack of scruples on women. We have seen it all.

For the women or girls so to speak ,the power to say no will always lie with you and It is really never that hard.

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Family / Re: MouthAction In Marriage by slimyem: 10:02pm On Jun 12, 2015
dinachi:

My dear, many guys will tell you the same thing. Puccy hygiene of many babes suck. I still remember the sad story a friend told of how the fiancée's rotten puccy sent him running out of the house like a desperate man pursued by two blood thirsty battalions of diehard Boko haram members. The babe had visited and when the mood was favorable they proceeded to satiate their physical cravings. In the heat of passion, my guy tore off his clothes and extended a helping hand to his babe who was more deliberate in disrobing herself. By the time he yanked off her pants to have a view of the glorious paradise awaiting his touch and love, he was rudely confronted with the stark harsh realities of hell staring him in his bewildered face. The sweet aroma of his room swifty turned to a dark and atrosiously evil smell that quickly changed the mood from romantic to a matter of life and death. The odoriferous rotten puccy gave out an evil blast of terrible odour that confounded my guy and sent him running out of the house in utter confusion. Needless to say the relationship took a nosedive from then onwards.
LIES!!

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