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Culture / Re: African And Western Water Dispensers. Which Do You Prefer by slimyem: 1:50am On Mar 20, 2015
hairyanus:


Abeg make una clap for this babe..she haas Ph.d in forming..
This isn't about forming.
I did drink from this pot at my grandparents as a child but NEVER AGAIN!cool

This is 2015.I choose to live in this age . Feel free to teleport back to whatever age you choose.cool
Culture / Re: What's The English Name For This Lamp by slimyem: 1:46am On Mar 20, 2015
My people call it SHAKABULA.. cheesy
Culture / Re: African And Western Water Dispensers. Which Do You Prefer by slimyem: 1:37am On Mar 20, 2015
Water dispenser biko.

This pot only can only dispense one temperature of water at a time plus the coolness of the water it dispenses is exaggerated.....
It was cool then but not right now.

Looking at that ugly and dirty-looking cup shared by all makes me want to puke undecided
Family / Re: OMG! What's Wrong With This Photo?! by slimyem: 1:32am On Mar 20, 2015
I see a white pant on the floor and a funny looking dude taking a pose...

What else is there?
Food / Re: What Is The Name Of This Fruit? (photo) by slimyem: 1:26am On Mar 20, 2015
My people call it "layunmeme".
Who cares about the English name?
Crime / Re: Man Gets Shot, Guess What He Did First.......wrong! by slimyem: 1:18am On Mar 20, 2015
His brain must be the size of a pea and his mind depraved.He is lucky it wasn't that bad and that he survived.

The "End time things" idiotism is very apt in this case.

This age has seen it all.cool
Family / Re: Lets See How Pretty As A Pregnant Woman by slimyem: 11:45pm On Mar 18, 2015
bisdansun:


Thank you so much for saying my mind.
hmmm...
You nor dey watch Africa Magic?

There are better ways to show your excitement you know?





All the best to you both o.

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Family / Re: How Will You React When Your Wife Call You Oponu(idiot by slimyem: 11:35pm On Mar 18, 2015
coogar:


ok....
tell me in detailed explanation - what is oponu?
I didn't say you were totally out of line. Mumu just does not hit as much as oponu would.
The two can substitute but it doesn't mean their weights are the same.

Advice the op.
What would you do if your wife calls you that?
Family / Re: How Will You React When Your Wife Call You Oponu(idiot by slimyem: 11:27pm On Mar 18, 2015
coogar:


it means mumu!
It is deeper than that.Mumu is nicer cool
Family / Re: The Good Wife By Nigeria Standards (pic) by slimyem: 11:16pm On Mar 18, 2015
bukatyne:


@Gender equality proponents, How is that So?
Well...
I am saying the gender equality cause has made the expectation higher and it is as if these men are waiting for us to prove that we can do it all or fail in the process. Have you not seen how they are quick to point out or refer to the cause in mockery when issues or topics like this come up?

Most responsibilities in the home like domestic labor, child care, tending to the elderly, and so forth, continues to fall on the women so also is constantly looking like Cleopatra while contributing to family coffers.

Rather than the fight been seen as one where women are supposed to be able to do ANYTHING,it is seen as one where we are supposed to be able to do EVERYTHING.

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Family / Re: Married Men...Negative Influence On Single Ladies? by slimyem: 9:43pm On Mar 18, 2015
Married men...negative influence on single women? How ?
Why should any adult's choices be blamed on another adult's influence. There's no gist here at all. Why is the op looking for who to blame? Does that change anything?


Singles and married have been doing things since forever and the causative factors and catalysts for such relaionships will always be something to debate....

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Family / Re: The Good Wife By Nigeria Standards (pic) by slimyem: 7:40pm On Mar 18, 2015
Why does anyone have a problem with the original picture.It's not like it is too far from the truth. That's what our men of today expect a wife should be. A do-it-all woman.Gender equality proponents have also not made the struggle any better IMO.
It is left for every woman to know her limits and know when to say it's just enough.

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Family / Re: Please He Needs Matured Advice On His Relationship by slimyem: 7:27pm On Mar 18, 2015
Bulkfella:
Thanks so much @all for your comments they've been of soothing relief.....but the problem is I really find it difficult to understand why what seems easy for other guys is difficult for me, I mean moving on, sometimes ago I determined to end the relationship 'cos of her attitude, but I still find myself loving her, I'm just helpless. I can't imagine life without her yet I'm going through pains it looks ridiculous and mysterious to me......PLEASE HELP!!
I don't think heartbreak and moving on afterwards is ever easy for anyone.You just find the strength to somehow. It's over. Lick your wounds and channel your emotions into something else. It's doable.
Celebrities / Re: At 17, My Bra Couldn’t Fit My bosom – Cynthia Morgan by slimyem: 7:10pm On Mar 18, 2015
Bra at 17 was definitely undersized...

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Business / Re: The Importance Of Bank Verification Number (BVN) by slimyem: 7:30am On Mar 16, 2015
stepo707:
Well how long does it take before am issued a BVN.I registered 3weeks ago?
It shouldn't take more than 24 hrs .
if you don't get it after 24hrs,it means your verification was most probably unsuccessful.You have to go register again.
Family / Re: Husband Coming To Living Room With Only Boxer When There Are Visitors by slimyem: 8:56am On Mar 15, 2015
Billyonaire:
Tell him to buy track suits both three-quarter and full length. Preferred brands are Addidas, Puma and Nike. They look great, sexy and classy. Not some yeye boxers. Who wears those anyway.
Track suits within the house?

Isn't that made of nylon or satin?
You wan kill the man with heat?
Family / Re: Opinion: Choose Who You Want Between Me And Your Mother- Very Silly Question by slimyem: 8:16am On Mar 15, 2015
I find it difficult to believe any woman with a little bit of education and some cognition in this time would bargain with such lines still-a line that is sure to fail over and over .I'm only familiar with the lines from my day of Nollywooding.



The place of a mother and wife in a man's life are different. There isn't and should never be a need for competition or comparisons. It is the most basic thing any woman about to be married should know.

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Family / Re: What Would You Do If U Find Yourself In This Situaton? by slimyem: 7:56am On Mar 15, 2015
super story.
next please!
Family / Re: Neighbours Stand And Watch As Husband Beats His Wife Almost To Death For Cheatin by slimyem: 7:46am On Mar 15, 2015
Welcome to the jungle called Nigeria.

She cheated...so what?
I hope the woman has no-nonsense relations who know just what to do .He is a goat who deserves to be locked up!

....and those neighbors watching..I really wonder what kind of human beings they are.

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Family / Re: My Mum Is Planning To Fight Her Son-in-law by slimyem: 7:36am On Mar 15, 2015
My fear is that mama would get served an equal dose of what her daughter has been getting served.
How does she intend to beat him? Her bare hands or a cane? While I understand how she must feel about her daughter being beat up ,i must say Mama is a quite funny one.cheesy

Her business is with her daughter who is best able to determine whether or not it's time to remove herself from the situation and if mama has to get involved,it should certainly not be in the manner she's planning to.

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Celebrities / Re: Nollywood Stars Attend Shift Celebrity Praise Night At Muson Centre by slimyem: 10:47am On Mar 13, 2015
Doris Simeon looks really pretty too.How could anyone have let her go?tongue

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Family / Re: You Should Thank Your Friends If They Have Done These 15 Things... by slimyem: 7:47pm On Mar 09, 2015
My friends should thank me too because I'm all of these and more.cool
Family / Re: At 34yrs, His "New" Father Wants Him To Change His Name. by slimyem: 8:45pm On Mar 08, 2015
...no point except it's a name that opens doors..is it?
Family / Re: My Boyfriend Demands I Change My Church After Marriage by slimyem: 8:06pm On Mar 08, 2015
Joy1706:
I told him even as my husband, he can only ask me to change my church after marriage but that the decision is mine to take.
I don't think so ma.After marriage,such decisions won't be just YOURS to take anymore. It would be a joint one .At least,It is supposed to be.
And that religion is a very personal issue,it's not something that can just be decided for a person esp an adult.
Aren't you both Christians?
....and it's not like he's decided for you yet . He's laying his cards on the table which means you both get to talk about it but you don't seem like you even want to listen/reason with him.
Then he says it seems like I won't be a submissive wife bla bla bla. Did I say something wrong?
You are being strong-headed over something that can be reasoned out.

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Family / Re: Why Do Some Women Find Difficulty In Taking Care Of Other Kids As Theirs? by slimyem: 12:48pm On Mar 08, 2015
Differential treatment....unavoidable and it's similar that applies to how everyone both male and female treat anything that's not theirs especially when no one's watching.

It's simple.Emotions are usually not as invested as it'd be with your own child.
Celebrities / Re: Five Artists That Should Give Up Singing by slimyem: 9:41am On Mar 08, 2015
Shina rambo should have topped your list and Davido shouldn't have been included.

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Fashion / Your Guide To Knowing Your Real Bra Size. by slimyem: 9:04am On Mar 08, 2015
Hi Ladies,i found this quite helpful so ...enjoy!

You know that amazing feeling you get when you find the perfect outfit, and it actually fits and to top it all, you can actually afford it! So you buy the outfit and you just can’t wait for the event, and then on the D-day you put on the outfit and then you realize something is not quite right. It just looks funny, so you do the 360° turn in front your full length mirror and then it hits you! It’s not the dress that’s raining on your parade, it’s your bra!
The biggest guide to actually finding the right bra is to know your real size. When you determine your actual bra size everything else is pretty simple!

Here’s a guide to knowing your real bra size.

There are two major areas of a bra that make it fit or not, the band and the cup.
Measuring Your Band Size:

• Step 1:

Run a measuring tape horizontally around your body just under your breasts. Make sure the tape fits firmly around you and your arms are down. Take the measurement in inches and note the number of inches you measure.

• Step 2:

The measurement would either result in an odd or even number…obviously! If it’s an odd number say 27 inches for instance then you want to try bras in one band size smaller or bigger which would be 26 inches or 28 inches. If you get an even number then you’re good to go!
Measuring Your Cup Size:

• Step 3:

Bend over so that your chest is parallel to the ground. This gives you a clearer picture of your cup size because you would be measuring your entire breast tissue.

• Step 4:

Measure around your torso by placing the tape over the fullest part of your breast. Don’t thug on the tape too tightly so it doesn’t press against your breast tissue.

• Step 5:

Note down this number.

• Step 6:

To determine your cup size, subtract the first measurement you got (your band size) from the second measurement (your cup size). Based on the result you get after subtracting the figures, you can use the chart below to determine your cup size:
So if for instance your band size is 32 inches and difference between that and your cup size was 4 inches then using the chart above your bra size is 32D. Get it?

There you have your guide to finding your actual bra size, step one to getting that “perky” look!

http://www.diamondwoman.com.ng/2014/09/guide-knowing-real-bra-size/

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Career / Re: The Real Airport Cleaner Who Returned N12M Gets Salary Increase by slimyem: 1:18pm On Mar 07, 2015
Whether or not she gets a reward, the fact remains that she did the RIGHT THING and she would forever be at peace with her conscience.

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Business / Re: Naira Devaluation: Airlines May Skip Aircraft Routine Maintenance by slimyem: 1:10pm On Mar 07, 2015
The news is just scary and I really hope NCAA can be trusted this time.

They only thing this article's said is "they will not allow it to happen" and that's not quite assuring.
Crime / Re: Wife Cuts Off Husband's Manhood For Having Too Much Sex With Her(Graphic Photos) by slimyem: 12:54pm On Mar 07, 2015
While I admit this act is truly wicked and inhumane,I believe we haven't been told the true story.
It simply can't be because of too much sex. Makes no sense.
I'm sorry for the man.He won't ever be the same.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Oath Of Secrecy @ my current job place even after working there for 2 years by slimyem: 12:48pm On Mar 07, 2015
Looks like a quite basic contract to me...and except you've got some other offers,you've got to sign it.
Their organisation,their rules!
Science/Technology / Finger Smart Atms Coming Your Way by slimyem: 12:17pm On Mar 07, 2015
NExt time you go to the Hyosung brand of ATM to withdraw cash or do other transactions, the machine would know you. This gives you more confidence and added security to your funds in the bank. The champion of this technology development in Nigeria is a foremost ICT infrastructure and solutions provider, Inlaks computers.

The company in apparent support of the CBN’s financialinclusion program is introducing Hyosung Finger Print Biometric Automatic Teller Machines, ATMs, into the Nigerian market.
Director for Sales and Strategy for e-business, Mr. Tope Dare, said “The new security technology on Hyosung ATMs would be available to existing cardholders, who may wish to adopt biometric authentication as part of their transaction approval process on their bank’s Biometric enabled ATMs.”
It will be in addition to PIN selection while new cardholders, especially those who can neither read nor write, would be issued cards with finger-print authentication functionality only. For him “This would also promote financialinclusion strategy, a central bank initiative to address the banking needs of the unbanked population.”
It is expected that the ongoing Biometric Verification Number (BVN) project by the Banks and NIBSS which was meant to address the safety of customers’ funds and eliminate loss of funds through compromise of account Personal Identification Number (PIN], would be seamlessly integrated into Hyosung’s fingerprint ATMs already being deployed to some commercial banks in Nigeria.
Managing Director/CEO, Africa Operations of Inlaks, Mr. Femi Adeoti, explained that the fingerprint biometric ATMs do not only provide convenience and security to the diverse customer segments in Nigeria but also align with the financialinclusion strategy of the Central Bank of Nigeria to address the unbanked population using ATM as a channel.
He said ‘’This is a great feat for Inlaks especially at this period when fraud prevention and building customer confidence on the use of electronic channels are key to customer acquisition and the retention strategies of the financial institutions.” Inlaks was also the first ATM vendor in Nigeria to deliver Windows7 ATMs from Hyosung to the market early last year in compliance with the CBN and Microsoft global directive on exit of Windows XP on ATMs.

www.vanguardngr.com/2015/03/finger-smart-atms-coming-your-way/

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