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Nairaland GeneralRe: Hapi New Year by slimyem: 10:50pm On Dec 31, 2011
Trust!
RomanceRe: I'm Heartbroken by slimyem: 10:45pm On Dec 31, 2011
Ranoscky:
Heart broken, so? Omo tel us wetin hapun b4 i say anytin jare! Una gals ehn, wen una dey chop and clean mouth for outside, pesin no go hear anytin o! But if una bf go blow aside, una go dey scream heart broken. If your hrt brake, make u go buy SUPER GLUE take gum am back naa. . .?! No b only hrt broken, na chest xplode. Heart broken indeed!
did you read the part where she requested just encouraging words?
Is there any crime walking out the thread if you couldnt give anything encouraging?
Ugh!!
RomanceRe: Big Dilemma In Marriage by slimyem: 10:26pm On Dec 31, 2011
and this is why i'd never stop pitying gurls who get preggys for a guy so he can marry them.
Op,marrying one more woman is going to be your disaster.
Like amya said,you laid your bed,lay on it and just hope you sleep without nightmares.just hope!
RomanceRe: What Kind Of Hairstyle Do Ladies Prefer On Their Men. by slimyem: 10:02pm On Dec 31, 2011
depends on the guy,his style sense and the swag to carry whatever hairstlye he wears.
Afro,skin,long hair short hair and no hair works for me if he looks good on in.
However,no dreadlocked guy has ever caught my fancy and no one probably will ever!
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Come In Here With Only Two Sses-sanity And Sensibility. by slimyem(op): 7:55pm On Dec 31, 2011
^^extremely pointless jumbles!!
Ugh!
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Come In Here With Only Two Sses-sanity And Sensibility. by slimyem(op): 7:06pm On Dec 31, 2011
Sauer,the point of this thread is pointing towards a particular point and you are pointlessly in the way of that point.
I'd be glad if you'd obey the chief usher(freecoccoa) as she points the way out for you so we can get on point.
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: What Do U Do When U'r Lonely? by slimyem: 9:54pm On Dec 30, 2011
Scash:
hmmm, sleepin was like my best solution until d day I slept from 7a.m till 6pm, no break. . . I got depressd afterwards. cry cry
that's the only 'but' and that's why i mix them up.
Sleep,watch a movie,surf the net and sleep some more(in lonely and idle times.)
and then sometimes,i just write out my miseries.
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: What Do U Do When U'r Lonely? by slimyem: 9:43pm On Dec 30, 2011
[quote author=James-dman link=topic=835148.msg9865145#msg9865145 date=1325266817]I sumtimes find myself alone bt not LONELY. . . Coz, i can't be lonely wen i can alwayz surf the net, chat on YIM, mxit or 2go, play PS, watch movies, listen to muzik n -(if i don't want anytin electronic)- read novels, even if there's no new one to read at dat moment, i cud read 1 of my Chase novels dat i haven't read recently!!
  BS: it's bn a while, kinda missed u, where ve u bn n wat ve u bn up to?[/quote]chase as in Hardley Chase?
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Come In Here With Only Two Sses-sanity And Sensibility. by slimyem(op): 9:36pm On Dec 30, 2011
sauer:
What in the name of the Lord is the point here!? huh huh
sauer:
What in the name of the Lord is the point here!? huh huh
the point is we are trying to find a point in pointless.
Its only for the patient and discerning.
If you are neither,feel free to topple out.
wink wink
RomanceRe: What Do You Think Makes A Guy A Gentleman? by slimyem: 9:29pm On Dec 30, 2011
relative but i'd say its one whose societal ,personal values and judgement are morally upright.
RomanceRe: Why Do Black Women Always Have Attitude Towards Guys Dating White Females? by slimyem: 9:21pm On Dec 30, 2011
[quote author=Mr, Cork link=topic=835616.msg9866135#msg9866135 date=1325275901]ok.  Slimyem just prooofed my point.  why is she wearing Extra large wig? Look at her pic! undecided[/quote]if you think that's a wig,then you just confirmed my thoughts[b]you have cataracts in your eyes and tumor in your brain.[/b]
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: I Need A Wife by slimyem: 9:15pm On Dec 30, 2011
krendo:
I live and work in the UK

For some reasons I don't know why I am single all of a sudden but I need a wife

Was too focused on other things when I had girls in my life. Now I wanna take a girl seriously but cant find one.

I need a wife embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed
tongue tongue tongue
RomanceRe: 99-year-old Man Divorcing 97 year-old Wife Due To 1940s Affair by slimyem: 9:05pm On Dec 30, 2011
there's no point.
I'd just forgive and live with it.
Better than dying alone.
RomanceRe: Why Do Black Women Always Have Attitude Towards Guys Dating White Females? by slimyem: 9:02pm On Dec 30, 2011
tsk tsk~~
RomanceRe: I'm Heartbroken by slimyem: 8:49pm On Dec 30, 2011
awww, sorry sweetie.
Cry,rrange your emotions,smile and never look back.
All the best!
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: What Do U Do When U'r Lonely? by slimyem: 12:34pm On Dec 30, 2011
i watch a movie,
I surf the net
or i sleep grin
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Come In Here With Only Two Sses-sanity And Sensibility. by slimyem(op): 9:50pm On Dec 29, 2011
freecocoa:
I have 1.5 Sses,sensibility and san,I can't seem to find the ITY in the latter,am I still welcome?
ummm, okay.we'll manage you.stay right beside james.u both dont have all complete buh u'll get special consideration grin
Goldieluks:
i have the SS hiden in my hair. grin grin
my friend.go back outsyd and get all dt lice off your hair else there'd be no party for you. wink smiley
RomanceRe: How Do You Turn Down A Guy (stranger Orotherwise) Who Asks You Out? by slimyem: 9:16pm On Dec 29, 2011
how hard is saying a bold NO and walking away?
Huh?
RomanceRe: My Pally Wan Dump Im Babe because She Too Dey Lepa(skinny) by slimyem: 9:12pm On Dec 29, 2011
tsk tsk~~
RomanceRe: Most Women Go After Money And Most Men Who Lavish Cheat On Them by slimyem: 8:35pm On Dec 29, 2011
tsk tsk~~
RomanceRe: I Still Want Her! by slimyem: 8:15pm On Dec 29, 2011
bro,it's too late!!
Walk and never look back.
RomanceRe: Please, My Guy, Don't Marry A Jobless Woman by slimyem: 5:22pm On Dec 29, 2011
:d :d
RomanceRe: The Secret To A Successful Marriage Is Allowing Your Husband To See Other Women. by slimyem: 5:19pm On Dec 29, 2011
Princek12:
Ganja is good for you; it makes you think outside of the box.
and it also makes your eyes blurry,foggy and misty so you dont see right!
RomanceRe: We Are Made For Relationships by slimyem: 5:03pm On Dec 29, 2011
huh huh
RomanceRe: . by slimyem: 5:01pm On Dec 29, 2011
^^lol.
I'd bet he just heard the word 'JERK' in a Nollywood movie. grin grin
RomanceRe: How Many Of You Girls Here Been Cheatedon By Their Boyfriends/husbands? by slimyem: 4:56pm On Dec 29, 2011
never caught anyone cheatin on me.
It either never happened or they were smart enough to hide it.
The thing is NEVER LET ME KNOW!.
Once i do, m out!
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Come In Here With Only Two Sses-sanity And Sensibility. by slimyem(op): 4:27pm On Dec 29, 2011
toba:
slimyem. no one but u
my friend,go line up and wait for your turn tongue
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Come In Here With Only Two Sses-sanity And Sensibility. by slimyem(op): 4:25pm On Dec 29, 2011
[quote author=James-dman link=topic=833880.msg9854942#msg9854942 date=1325149728]I've got jst 1, sensibility. . . Buh, i'm irrivocably 'insane'-lol!! So, hw cn i help u or i tink it's me dat need help, so, hw cn u help me? *winkz*[/quote]just try to be sanely insane and all will be well.
We'd need one another as this progresses so just chill,pose or do whatever makes you comfy right now.
When you need to come in,no one would have to tell you. wink
RomanceRe: The Secret To A Successful Marriage Is Allowing Your Husband To See Other Women. by slimyem: 4:16pm On Dec 29, 2011
*rubs eyes*
am i reading right?
Princek12 is now equal to GANJA MAN right??
RomanceRe: So Y Cant A Woman Marry Two Men? by slimyem: 4:08pm On Dec 29, 2011
polyandry?
What for??
Dil.dos can always substitute whenever u think u need others. tongue
RomanceRe: . by slimyem: 4:03pm On Dec 29, 2011
freecocoa:
OP here's what you'll do,take her mobile no,put it in a risla,wrap it and smoke away,or fry it with tomato and egg and have a feast.
lmao
op, u sound very discombobulated(sorry killz wherever u are)but the above advice would do you just fine.

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