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RomanceRe: Who Lied To Women? by slimyemm: 8:33pm On Jul 29, 2012
jacobscros: who lied to women that all handsome guys are players? fine guys like me always suffer because of this sh1t!
haha!
self appraisal..
Its allowed!cheesy
RomanceRe: What A Life. . . . by slimyemm: 8:21pm On Jul 29, 2012
interesting story..
What a life indeed!
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: ooooooooooooooooooooooooooGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGBBBBBBBBBB by slimyemm: 8:17pm On Jul 29, 2012
benny,if to say i wan apply i for say instead make i dey collect brazillian wig and money and all that nonsense..i for tell you say make you take the money buy better washing machine,dish washer,vaccum cleaners,cleaning caddy and other state of art equipments that'd make life easy for me.
...and for cooking,every kitchen appliance you can think of must be there.in short,it must be a very ideal kitchen and the rest would be story.
But i don fail for nyash area sha...
E nor big reach the kain wey you dey find.
pity!cheesycheesy
May the Lord bless your search!
RomanceRe: Never Being In Love Before by slimyemm: 7:38pm On Jul 29, 2012
cindyrella: Op, if that is you on ur profile picture then I am so not surprised!
babe,haba!
The op isn't that bad nah...cheesy
op,don't worry jor!
Just open up your heart and be yourself every time.
When its time,love will hit you without you asking for it...and you'll sure live to tell the story!cheesy
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Check Out My Hot Crush On Nl(pix) by slimyemm: 4:59pm On Jul 29, 2012
honeypie311: .[s] Thumbs up@dollyangel, you don finish her! She don give up! Who is gnashing her teeth now? Who is bitting her fingers now? Who is running to mommy now? Ohh, its Slimyemmshit!lol![/s]
when you stop being a coward,get off this mask and come at me on your real handle...you'll get what you want!
Until then,keep trying...and keep crushing!
Cheers!
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Check Out My Hot Crush On Nl(pix) by slimyemm: 4:30pm On Jul 29, 2012
dollyangel: . Hell no, i see no point, your quotations are pointless as your existence on earth. Its just that your tears is gettin out of control.and i fear 4 d worst...(Sucid.e)
Not good enough...!
Try harder!
RomanceRe: If You Find Out Your Bf/gf Is Cheating What Will You Do? by slimyemm: 4:21pm On Jul 29, 2012
i will end the relationship instantaneously!
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Check Out My Hot Crush On Nl(pix) by slimyemm: 4:13pm On Jul 29, 2012
dollyangel: . I'm sorry baby, i didnt mean to make you cry ok? Lol! Some pple dey shaa
hmmph!
Lame!
At least,you get the point!
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Check Out My Hot Crush On Nl(pix) by slimyemm: 4:04pm On Jul 29, 2012
honeypie311: . I see your transparent anger slimshit! But d question is, 'When has it become a crime to ђλ√ǝ a crush on some1? And do i really care if he gives a hoot bout me?no i dont. When i see what i admire,i say it bluntly, so,stop crying blood! Bring out Your crush n let's see.stop lamenting!
hehehe!
I won't give you the honour of a fight....cheesy
Enjoy your drooling for as long as you want!
dollyangel: . Its of no use cryin over spilt milk, she s crushing on the guy, you got any problem with that? Its no big deal girl, stop it. Every1 is free to say their mind here and no hating pls,i have a crush on Kalu ikeagwu and that s it!
where is the split milk?
Where is the problem?
Where is the hating?
What should i stop?
Stop baring my mind just the way you just did yours? huh
Excuse me pass abeg!cheesy
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Check Out My Hot Crush On Nl(pix) by slimyemm: 3:16pm On Jul 29, 2012
honeypie311: . Why are you so hurt by his words? I guess his msg aims at your personality so dont try to defend anybody. I'm suprise you r still here afterall you hissed at d post when you first saw it.bloody pretender! [s]You better learn from reasonable pple like Gabriel[/s]
i don't care what his message aims at neither am i hurt or will ever be hurt by a Nairaland post.
Angry..maybe?but not hurt!...and if i'm a pretender...fine.that's not the point!
...and i'm not defending anybody.
He veered off-point and i gave him a jolt back to point!
That doesnt mean my reasons for hissing initially doesnt stand...and won't make me leave this thread until i want to!
.
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Btw..you are such a coward hiding under a new handle to drool over a man who doesnt give a shite about you!
Hia!cheesy
RomanceRe: My Friend Is In A Mess by slimyemm: 2:42pm On Jul 29, 2012
KINGwax: if u change your name again, i'll knw it's you. You responses are alws from the pit of craziness. I knw if i can meet u, you'll be a good girl that jes takes her frustration online...but in mean time, go to hell
yeah..
Whatever!
Go fcck yourself too!
RomanceRe: Why Are Ladies So Quick To Ask "What Kind Of Work Do You Do?" by slimyemm: 2:41pm On Jul 29, 2012
pro01: Bros, where I fit buy decoder wey I go take understand this your scrambled post?
post of the day!
Lmaocheesycheesy
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Check Out My Hot Crush On Nl(pix) by slimyemm: 2:39pm On Jul 29, 2012
[quote author=Gabriel_sylar]If u wanna tell a man he his CUTE...tell him he his INTELLIGENT.....am just teaching what u need to know about guys.....[/quote]Dumb! Dumb! Dumb!
Save your lecture....
I need it not!!
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Check Out My Hot Crush On Nl(pix) by slimyemm: 2:23pm On Jul 29, 2012
[quote author=Gabriel_sylar]i said his mental aptitude....not attitude smiley[/quote]...and it is still pointless in relation to this thread/topic!
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Check Out My Hot Crush On Nl(pix) by slimyemm: 2:10pm On Jul 29, 2012
[quote author=Gabriel_sylar]thats women for u....dats why the fictitious/foolish ones often make silly mistakes when getting married........and suffer it all their lives...so if he his short....SO F,CKING WHAT.....!!!!!!!!!! no wonder we have multiple cases of unwanted pregnacies..u go to a club and dance with a guy ...in ur follishiness he takes u to bed...u open for him cos u tink hes tall and dats what matters....then later when he dumps ur sh..it u start posting useless thread on "broken heart dis and dat".....HABA imagine rubbish...u see an entrepnuer like dis, and all ur short sight can say is WHETHER HES TALL AND SHORT...his mental aptitude and creativity dosent matter to you what matters is short or tall...its so annoying all dis girls sef..... huh huh huh undecided undecided[/quote]what are you whining about? huh
Wetin we carry,wetin you throw? huh
This thread is about how cute the man is and you are crying mental attitude...
Is that the point?
She made a one line speculation/assumption...and you here writing a pointless/meaningless epistle? huh
Hia!cheesy
RomanceRe: My Friend Is In A Mess by slimyemm: 2:03pm On Jul 29, 2012
lumideezle: @ slimyemm : Shut the bleep up if u have nothing to say just sleep
i can't and won't shut up on a wussy case such as this.
...and it 2 p.m here.sleeping is no option!
Just tell your friend to stop wearing his balls as earrings!
Simple!cheesy
RomanceRe: Ladies: Why Are You Single? by slimyemm: 1:53pm On Jul 29, 2012
i am not single!
RomanceRe: My Friend Is In A Mess by slimyemm: 10:31am On Jul 29, 2012
Dygeasy: easy bro!
i'm a sis..not bro!cheesy
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Check Out My Hot Crush On Nl(pix) by slimyemm: 10:30am On Jul 29, 2012
mtcheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew
RomanceRe: The Lady Everyman Will Want To Marry. by slimyemm:
The first step to solving a problem is knowing you have it...
You best know where your faults lie and no one can help you be a better person except yourself!
List all your faults/negatives,find the equivalent positive and start working with/and around them.
For example...You say you are 'hot-headed'(whatever that means),stop being that and try
being cool-headed...as hard and unrealistic as it may sound!
Only you can make yourself desirable in every way..
Only you!
RomanceRe: My Friend Is In A Mess by slimyemm: 10:20am On Jul 29, 2012
Has the girl been complaining?
If she has..so what?
Must he be in a relationship?
he has a 60k job and he's crying?
People wey get 30k job plus wife and pikin never cry..cheesycheesy
If he nor get any,wetin him go do?
Hang himself?
Your friend nor get sense at all..
What a wuss of a man!
Let him keep crying until life folds up for him!
Nonsense!
RomanceRe: My Experience With Two Gorgeous And Smart Girls (Updated) by slimyemm:
Stop sleeping with them both...
...only then will you be able to see clearly what you want and why you want it!
Otherwise,remain confused!cheesy
RomanceRe: Difference Between 'I Love You' And 'Am In Love With You' by slimyemm: 11:12pm On Jul 28, 2012
pendo89: one is felt the other is said.
bingo!cheesy
RomanceRe: Dont Get Carried Away By Olmypics Athletes, Girls....they Are Fakes by slimyemm: 7:10pm On Jul 28, 2012
hehehe..
how cowards die many times before their death!
..the fear/intimidation of olympic athletes....cheesycheesy
RomanceRe: Relationships... Secrets You Dont Know. by slimyemm: 7:07pm On Jul 28, 2012
nice points.... apart from the holes sexkillz pointed out!
RomanceRe: ....date Wisely! by slimyemm: 7:04pm On Jul 28, 2012
story story...
RomanceRe: She Is In Relationship With A Man On Facebook, But She Is A Lesbian by slimyemm: 5:23pm On Jul 28, 2012
wetin make we do for them now? huh
RomanceRe: 5 Tips For Good Manners On A Dinner Date. (do You Pass The Test?) by slimyemm: 5:03pm On Jul 28, 2012
Duh!
When,you go on a date...just be yourself and be composed!
The rest na story!cheesy
RomanceRe: Love Is Dead! by slimyemm: 5:05am On Jul 28, 2012
....and what's with the 'true love defined' link??
Who wan click am? huh

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